《Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] Real Slim Shady (真正的痞子阿姆) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

[00:00:02] May i have your attention please

[00:00:06] May i have your attention please

[00:00:08] Will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:11] I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:15] We're gonna have a problem here

[00:00:18] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] And started whooping her a** worse than before

[00:00:25] They first were divorce throwing her over furniture

[00:00:27] It's the return of the ah wait no way you are kidding

[00:00:30] He didn't just say what i think he did did he

[00:00:32] And dr dre said nothing you idiots

[00:00:35] Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement

[00:00:37] Feminist women love eminem

[00:00:38] Chigga chigga chigga slim shady i'm sick of him

[00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:43] Flipping the you know who yeah but he's so cute though

[00:00:46] Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms

[00:00:50] Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't

[00:00:53] But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:57] And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:01:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:02] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:06] By the time they hit fourth grade

[00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:09] We aingt nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:12] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:16] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:18] But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote

[00:01:20] Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:23] I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:25] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:27] So won't the real slim shady please stand up

[00:01:30] Please stand up please stand up

[00:01:32] 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:34] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:36] So won't the real slim shady please stand up

[00:01:39] Please stand up please stand up

[00:01:41] Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records

[00:01:43] Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:46] You think i give a damn about a grammy

[00:01:48] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:50] But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:52] Why so you guys could just lie to get me here

[00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to britney spears

[00:01:57] Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:01:59] So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst

[00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:04] You little b**ch put me on blast on mtv

[00:02:06] Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hee hee

[00:02:09] I should download her audio on mpt hree

[00:02:11] And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd

[00:02:13] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:16] So i have been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:18] And there's a million of us just like me

[00:02:20] Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:22] Who dress like me walk talk and act like me

[00:02:25] And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

[00:02:27] I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:29] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:32] So won't the real slim shady please stand up

[00:02:34] Please stand up please stand up

[00:02:36] 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:39] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:41] So won't the real slim shady please stand up

[00:02:43] Please stand up please stand up

[00:02:46] I'm like a head trip to listen to cause i'm only giving you

[00:02:48] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

[00:02:50] The only difference is i got the balls to say it

[00:02:52] In front of y'all and i don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

[00:02:55] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:57] And whether you like to admit it i just sh*t it

[00:02:59] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

[00:03:02] Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums

[00:03:04] It's funny 'cause at the rate i'm goin when i'm thirty

[00:03:06] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

[00:03:09] Pinching nurses asses when i'm jacking off with jergens

[00:03:11] And i'm jerking but this whole bag of viagra isn't working

[00:03:13] And every single person is a slim shady lurking

[00:03:16] He could be working at burger king spitting on your onion rings

[00:03:18] Or in the parking lot circling screaming i don't give a f**k

[00:03:21] With his windows down and his system up

[00:03:23] So will the real shady please stand up

[00:03:25] And put one of those fingers on each hand up

[00:03:27] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:29] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:32] I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:34] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:36] So won't the real slim shady please stand up

[00:03:39] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:41] 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:43] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:45] So won't the real slim shady please stand up

[00:03:48] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:50] I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:52] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:55] So won't the real slim shady please stand up

[00:03:57] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:59] 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady

[00:04:02] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:04:04] So won't the real slim shady please stand up

[00:04:07] Please stand up please stand up

[00:04:10] Ha ha

[00:04:11] Guess there's a slim shady in all of us

[00:04:15] F**k it let's all stand up