《ポピュラー》歌词

[00:00:00] Popular - Kristin Chenoweth

[00:00:01] Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,

[00:00:06] And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?

[00:00:11] My tender heart tends to start to bleed.

[00:00:15] And when someone needs a makeover,

[00:00:17] I simply have to take over!

[00:00:18] I know, I know exactly what they need!

[00:00:25] And even in your case,

[00:00:28] Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,

[00:00:33] Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!

[00:00:38] Follow my lead,

[00:00:41] And yes indeed, you will be...

[00:00:51] POPULAR!

[00:00:52] You're gonna be popular!

[00:00:55] I'll teach you the proper poise,

[00:00:57] When you talk to boys,

[00:00:58] Little ways to flirt and flounce,

[00:01:00] Ooh!

[00:01:00] I'll show you what shoes to wear!

[00:01:02] How to fix your hair!

[00:01:03] Everthing that really counts to be...

[00:01:06] POPULAR!

[00:01:08] I'll help you be popular!

[00:01:11] You'll hang with the right cohorts,

[00:01:13] You'll be good at sports,

[00:01:14] Know the slang you've got to know.

[00:01:17] So let's start,

[00:01:18] 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go!

[00:01:23] Don't be offended by my frank analysis,

[00:01:25] Think of it as personality dialysis,

[00:01:28] Now that I've chosen to become a

[00:01:30] Pal, a sister and advisor,

[00:01:32] There's nobody wiser!

[00:01:33] Not when it comes to...

[00:01:35] POPULAR!

[00:01:37] I know about popular.

[00:01:39] And with an assist from me,

[00:01:41] To be who you'll be,

[00:01:43] Instead of dreary who you were...

[00:01:45] Well, are.

[00:01:46] There's nothing that can stop you,

[00:01:47] From becoming popu-ler... lar...

[00:01:51] La la, la la!

[00:01:57] We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!

[00:02:02] When i see depressing creatures,

[00:02:05] With unprepossessing features,

[00:02:07] I remind them on their own behalf

[00:02:11] To - think - of

[00:02:13] Celebrated heads of state,

[00:02:15] Or specially great communicators!

[00:02:18] Did they have brains or knowledge?

[00:02:21] Don't make me laugh!

[00:02:23] They were POPULAR!

[00:02:25] Please!

[00:02:25] It's all about popular.

[00:02:28] It's not about aptitude,

[00:02:30] It's the way you're viewed,

[00:02:31] So it's very shrewd to be,

[00:02:34] Very very popular

[00:02:36] Like ME!

[00:02:41] Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. you're beautiful!

[00:02:49] I, I have to go...

[00:02:53] You're welcome...

[00:02:55] And though you protest,

[00:02:58] Your disinterest,

[00:03:01] I know clandestinely,

[00:03:08] You're gonna grin and bear it!

[00:03:09] Your new found popularity!

[00:03:12] Aah!

[00:03:13] La la, la la!

[00:03:17] You'll be popular!

[00:03:19] Just not quite as popular as ME!