《Dare To Be Stupid(In The Style Of ”Weird Al Yankovic”|Karaoke Demonstration With L)》歌词

[00:00:00] Dare To Be Stupid (In The Style Of "Weird Al Yankovic") [Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal

[00:00:22] Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

[00:00:24] It's time for us to join in the fight

[00:00:27] It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

[00:00:29] It's time to let the bedbugs bite

[00:00:32] You better put all your eggs in one basket

[00:00:34] You better count your chickens before they hatch

[00:00:37] You better sell some wine before it's time

[00:00:40] You better find yourself an itch to scratch

[00:00:43] You better squeeze all the Charmin you can

[00:00:45] While Mr Wimpole's not around

[00:00:48] Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

[00:00:57] Talk with your mouth full

[00:00:59] Bite the hand that feeds you

[00:01:02] Bite on more than you chew

[00:01:04] What can you do

[00:01:06] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:07] Take some wooden nickles

[00:01:10] Look for Mr Goodbar

[00:01:12] Get your mojo working now

[00:01:15] I'll show you how

[00:01:16] You can dare to be stupid

[00:01:18] You can turn the other cheek

[00:01:21] You can just give up the ship

[00:01:23] You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

[00:01:27] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:29] Come on and dare to be stupid

[00:01:31] It's so easy to do

[00:01:33] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:34] We're all waiting for you

[00:01:36] Let's go

[00:01:47] It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

[00:01:50] So can I have a volunteer

[00:01:53] There's no more time for crying over spilled milk

[00:01:55] Now it's time for crying in your beer

[00:01:58] Settle down raise a family join the PTA

[00:02:00] Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet

[00:02:03] And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away

[00:02:06] It's OK you can dare to be stupid

[00:02:09] It's like spitting on a fish

[00:02:12] It's like barking up a tree

[00:02:14] It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

[00:02:18] Dare to be stupid (yes)

[00:02:20] Why don't you dare to be stupid

[00:02:22] It's so easy to do

[00:02:24] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:25] We're all waiting for you

[00:02:26] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:28] Burn your candle at both ends

[00:02:30] Look a gift horse in the mouth

[00:02:33] Mashed potatoes can be your friends

[00:02:41] You can be a coffee achiever

[00:02:43] You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver

[00:02:46] The future's up to you

[00:02:47] So what you gonna do

[00:02:49] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:50] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:51] What did I say

[00:02:53] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:54] Tell me what did I say

[00:02:56] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:57] It's alright

[00:02:58] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:59] We can be stupid all night

[00:03:01] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:02] Come on join the crowd

[00:03:04] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:05] Shout it out loud

[00:03:06] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:08] I can't hear you

[00:03:09] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:10] OK I can hear you now

[00:03:12] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:13] Let's go Dare to be stupid

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