《My Band》歌词

[00:00:00] My Band (我的乐队) - Union Of Sound

[00:00:02] I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t

[00:00:06] Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude

[00:00:09] And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude

[00:00:12] And they need to take it up with me after the show

[00:00:15] Because

[00:00:16] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:00:20] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:00:24] Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:00:28] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:00:32] So I get offstage right drop the mic

[00:00:34] Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

[00:00:36] Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby

[00:00:40] And they're all like

[00:00:41] Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God

[00:00:43] It's Eminem I swear to f**king

[00:00:45] God that you f**king rock please

[00:00:46] Marshall please let me suck your cock

[00:00:48] Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

[00:00:50] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

[00:00:52] All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes

[00:00:54] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

[00:00:56] So like every single night they pick a fight with me

[00:00:58] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

[00:01:00] Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

[00:01:02] Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me

[00:01:04] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

[00:01:06] Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be

[00:01:08] This rockstar sh*t is the life for me

[00:01:10] And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b

[00:01:12] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:01:16] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:01:20] Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:01:24] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:01:28] My band my

[00:01:29] Band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby

[00:01:44] You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you

[00:01:46] Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes

[00:01:49] Smash these vocals and do a performance

[00:01:50] But we in a van and he in a tour bus

[00:01:52] You don't want my autograph youse a liar

[00:01:54] And nah I'm Swift

[00:01:55] （Oh I thought you were Kuniva）

[00:01:57] What the hell is wrong with our dressing room

[00:01:58] Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal

[00:02:00] See I know how to rap it's simple but

[00:02:01] All I did is read a Russell Simmons book

[00:02:03] So I'm all intact trying to get on the map

[00:02:06] Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[00:02:08] Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t

[00:02:10] *Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips

[00:02:12] Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue

[00:02:14] Eminem No I had an interview not you two

[00:02:16] You gonna be late for sound-check

[00:02:17] *Man I ain't going to sound-check

[00:02:18] *And our mikes is screwed up

[00:02:20] *And his always sound best

[00:02:21] *You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'

[00:02:22] *Hey yo Em

[00:02:23] Eminem You got something to say

[00:02:24] *Man nothing

[00:02:24] *I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up

[00:02:26] *Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up

[00:02:27] *And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew

[00:02:30] Man I was about to talk right after you

[00:02:32] *Aw man whatever

[00:02:32] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:02:39] Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:02:41] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:02:44] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:02:48] They say the lead singers rock but the group is not

[00:02:50] Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks

[00:02:52] I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot

[00:02:54] I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）

[00:02:57] Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan

[00:02:58] Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band

[00:03:00] We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments

[00:03:02] So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent

[00:03:05] And these guys acting funny every area code

[00:03:06] Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own

[00:03:07] Can't make it to the stage security in the way

[00:03:10] Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre

[00:03:13] Godammit I'm sick of this group

[00:03:14] Time for me to go solo and make some loot

[00:03:16] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

[00:03:19] Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

[00:03:20] Lose Yourself video - I was in the back

[00:03:22] Superman video - I was in the back

[00:03:24] For the media I got some suggestions

[00:03:27] F**k Marshall ask us some questions

[00:03:28] Like who is D-12 how we get started

[00:03:30] （But what about Eminem ）

[00:03:32] B**ch are you retarded

[00:03:32] Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

[00:03:35] Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute

[00:03:36] Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff

[00:03:38] Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up

[00:03:40] F**k D-12 I'm outta this band

[00:03:42] I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

[00:03:44] Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

[00:03:51] And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name

[00:04:01] These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）

[00:04:04] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）

[00:04:08] Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）

[00:04:12] All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）

[00:04:16] My band my band

[00:04:32] I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants

[00:04:35] I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[00:04:40] My salsa