《The Great Historical Bum》歌词

[00:00:00] The Great Historical Bum - The Chad Mitchell Trio

[00:01:37] I was born about ten thousand years ago

[00:01:40] There ain't nothin' in this world that I don't know

[00:01:43] I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring around the roses

[00:01:46] And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so

[00:01:49] Well I'm just a lonesome traveler a great historical bum

[00:01:53] Highly educated through history I have come

[00:01:56] I built the Rock of Ages it was in the year oh one

[00:01:59] And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

[00:02:03] I saw Adam and Eve driven from the door

[00:02:06] I'm the guy that picked the figleaves that they wore

[00:02:09] And from behind the bushes peepin' saw the apple they was eatin'

[00:02:12] And I swear that I'm the one that et the core

[00:02:16] Now I built the garden of Eden it was in the year oh two

[00:02:19] Joined the apple pickers union and I always paid my dues

[00:02:22] I'm the man that signed the contract to raise the risin' sun

[00:02:25] And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

[00:02:29] I taught Samson how to use his mighty hand

[00:02:32] I showed Columbus to this happy land

[00:02:35] And for Pharaoh's little kiddies I built all the pyramiddies

[00:02:39] And to the Sahara carried all the sand

[00:02:42] Now I was strawboss on the pyramids and the tower of Babel too

[00:02:45] I opened up the ocean let the mighty children through

[00:02:49] I fought a million battles and I never lost a one

[00:02:52] And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

[00:02:55] I taught Solomon his little ABC's

[00:02:58] I'm the first one to eat Limburger cheese

[00:03:02] And while floating down the bay with Methuseleh one day

[00:03:05] I saw his whiskers floating in the breeze

[00:03:08] Now I fought the revolution that set this country free

[00:03:12] It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea

[00:03:15] I won the battle of Valley Forge and the battle of Bully Run

[00:03:19] And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

[00:03:22] Now Queen Elizabeth she fell in love with me

[00:03:25] We were married in Milwaukee secretly

[00:03:29] But I got tired and shook her and ran off with General Hooker

[00:03:32] To go shootin' skeeters down in Tennessee

[00:03:35] I was born about ten thousand years ago

[00:03:38] There ain't nothin' in this world that I don't know

[00:03:41] I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring around the roses

[00:03:45] And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so

[00:03:48] Well I'm just a lonesome traveler a great historical bum

[00:03:52] Highly educated through history I have come

[00:03:55] I built the Rock of Ages it was in the year oh one

[00:03:58] And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

[00:04:01] I saw Adam and Eve driven from the door

[00:04:05] It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea

[00:04:08] I won the battle of Valley Forge and the battle of Bully Run

[00:04:11] And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done