《On Again! On Again!(2006 Digital Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:01] On Again On Again - Jake Thackray

[00:00:18] I love a good bum on a woman

[00:00:20] It makes my day

[00:00:21] To me it is palpable proof of God's

[00:00:23] Existence a posteriori

[00:00:25] Also I love breasts and arms and ankles

[00:00:28] Elbows knees

[00:00:29] It's the tongue the tongue the tongue

[00:00:30] On a woman that spoils the job for me

[00:00:32] Please understand I respect and

[00:00:33] Admire the frailer sex

[00:00:36] And I honour them every bit as much

[00:00:38] As the next misogynist

[00:00:39] But give some women the ghost of

[00:00:40] A chance to talk and thereupon

[00:00:43] They go on again on again on again

[00:00:45] On again on again on again on

[00:00:57] I fell in love with a woman with

[00:00:59] Wonderful thighs and hips

[00:01:01] And a sensational belly I just never

[00:01:02] Noticed her lips were always moving

[00:01:04] Only when we got to the altar and

[00:01:06] She had to say I Do

[00:01:08] And she folded her arms and gathered

[00:01:10] Herself and took in a breath and I knew

[00:01:12] She could have gone on again on again

[00:01:13] On again till the entire

[00:01:15] Congregation passed out and the vicar

[00:01:16] Passed on and the choirboys

[00:01:18] Passed through puberty

[00:01:19] At the reception I gloomily noted

[00:01:20] Her family's jubilant mood

[00:01:22] Their maniacal laughter and their

[00:01:25] Ghastly gratitude

[00:01:36] She talks to me when I go for a shave

[00:01:38] Or a sleep or a swim

[00:01:39] She talks to me on a Sunday when

[00:01:41] I go singing hymns and drinking heavily

[00:01:43] When I go mending my chimney pot

[00:01:45] She's down there in the street

[00:01:47] And at ninety-five on my motorbike

[00:01:48] She's on the pillion seat

[00:01:50] Wittering on again on again

[00:01:51] On and again and again

[00:01:54] When I'm eating or drinking or reading

[00:01:56] Or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary

[00:01:58] She will never stop talking to me

[00:02:00] She is one of those women who

[00:02:01] Will never use three or four words

[00:02:03] When a couple of thousand will easily do

[00:02:15] She also talks without stopping

[00:02:16] To me in our bed of a night

[00:02:18] Throughout the sweetest of our

[00:02:20] Intimate delights she never gives over

[00:02:22] Not even stopping while we go hammer

[00:02:24] And tongs towards the peak

[00:02:26] Except maybe for a sigh and a groan

[00:02:28] And one perfunctory shriek

[00:02:30] Then she goes on again on again

[00:02:31] On again on and I must

[00:02:32] Assume that she has never noticed

[00:02:34] That she's just been interrupted

[00:02:37] Totally unruffled she is and

[00:02:39] As far as I can see

[00:02:40] I might just as well have been posting a

[00:02:42] Letter or stirring up the tea

[00:02:53] She will not take a hint not once

[00:02:55] She's made a start

[00:02:57] I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint

[00:02:59] Or fart - she'll not drop a syllable

[00:03:01] I could stand in front of her grimly

[00:03:03] Sharpening up an axe

[00:03:04] I could sprinkle her with paraffin

[00:03:06] And ask her for a match

[00:03:08] She'd just go on again on again

[00:03:09] On again even more

[00:03:11] The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her

[00:03:13] She can bore the balls off a buffalo

[00:03:15] Mother of God I cried one day

[00:03:17] Oh let your kingdom come

[00:03:19] And in the meantime Mother

[00:03:20] Could you strike this bugger dumb

[00:03:34] Well believe it or not she appeared

[00:03:36] To me then and there

[00:03:37] The Blessed Virgin herself in answer

[00:03:39] To my prayer - despite the vulgarity

[00:03:41] Shimmering softly dressed in blue

[00:03:43] And holding up a hand

[00:03:45] I cocked a pious ear as the

[00:03:47] Mother of God began

[00:03:48] But she went on again on again

[00:03:50] On again on and I

[00:03:51] Will have to state how very much

[00:03:53] I sympathise with the rest of the family

[00:03:56] Give some women the ghost of

[00:03:57] A chance to talk and thereupon

[00:03:59] They go on again on again on again on again

[00:04:02] And again and again and again and again

[00:04:05] They will go on again on again on again on again

[00:04:08] On again on again on