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[00:00:00] 前文书咱说了

[00:00:02] 小罗通

[00:00:05] 非要下场争夺二路元帅

[00:00:09] 他娘说什么也不同意

[00:00:13] 罗通急了

[00:00:15] 把一件东西含到嘴里头了

[00:00:19] 他告诉他娘

[00:00:21] 这是烈性毒药

[00:00:23] 我要吞到肚子里头

[00:00:25] 我的小命就交代了

[00:00:28] 你要答应了

[00:00:29] 我就吐出来

[00:00:30] 你不答应我就吞下去

[00:00:34] 这一下

[00:00:36] 把庄氏夫人可吓坏了

[00:00:40] 都没卖了儿啊

[00:00:43] 可千万别做傻事啊

[00:00:45] 快吐出来

[00:00:47] 这可不是闹着玩的

[00:00:49] 那你答应不答应我

[00:00:51] 娘答应就是

[00:00:54] 那你糊弄我呢

[00:00:56] 我是当娘的

[00:00:57] 我能骗你不成吗

[00:00:59] 孩子

[00:01:00] 我说答应就答应

[00:01:02] 快吐出来

[00:01:04]

[00:01:06] 罗东吐出来了

[00:01:07] 然后揣兜了

[00:01:09] 那个说什么东西

[00:01:10] 是毒药吗

[00:01:11]

[00:01:11] 不是

[00:01:12] 是一个糖球

[00:01:15] 把他娘可吓得不轻

[00:01:17] 这主意就是程咬金给出的

[00:01:20] 你说这老程坏不坏

[00:01:23] 罗通心中高兴啊

[00:01:26] 哎呀

[00:01:26] 我四伯父真有两下子

[00:01:28] 真有点儿损主意

[00:01:31] 我娘要知道了

[00:01:32] 非气死不可

[00:01:33] 这事儿得隐瞒着

[00:01:36] 当时虽然夫人答应了

[00:01:39] 他难过呀

[00:01:40] 吧嗒吧嗒掉眼泪

[00:01:42] 罗通啊

[00:01:43] 连撒娇带劝

[00:01:45] 娘啊

[00:01:46] 您别难过

[00:01:48] 这是好事儿啊

[00:01:50] 我是男人大丈夫

[00:01:53] 志在四方啊

[00:01:55] 你说我学会能耐

[00:01:57] 不给国家办事我干什么呢

[00:02:00] 我能在家里这么养着啊

[00:02:03] 那不就成废人了吗

[00:02:05] 从娘这儿说您疼我而感激

[00:02:09] 但是您疼我

[00:02:10] 也把我害了

[00:02:12] 您不常说吗

[00:02:14] 这是命运的安排

[00:02:16] 该着死就在家我也得死

[00:02:19] 该着不死就在战场上也死不了

[00:02:23] 娘啊

[00:02:24] 您就服从天意得了

[00:02:28] 夫人一听

[00:02:29] 还真就这么回事儿

[00:02:31] 拦也拦不住了

[00:02:33] 这才点头

[00:02:34] 儿啊

[00:02:34] 你大了

[00:02:36] 翅膀硬了

[00:02:37] 娘也就不劝你了

[00:02:39] 你要好自为之

[00:02:42] 不但不加竹篮

[00:02:44] 相反的

[00:02:45] 帮着罗通准备盔甲应用之物

[00:02:50] 娘儿两个是欢天喜地

[00:02:54] 书说简短

[00:02:55] 到了第二天

[00:02:57] 程咬金又赶奔八宝金殿

[00:03:00] 见着又朱李治大哥魏征

[00:03:03] 重新又研究研究

[00:03:05] 最后制定的

[00:03:07] 赶奔御窑场

[00:03:09] 前去选拔二路元帅

[00:03:13]

[00:03:13] 就大主考一件事情

[00:03:16] 谁担任呢

[00:03:18] 程咬金提

[00:03:19] 那肯定是幼主千岁了

[00:03:22] 您是当家人

[00:03:24] 您自然是大主考

[00:03:27] 李智摆了摆手

[00:03:28] 不行不行不行

[00:03:29] 我呀

[00:03:31] 我对武艺一窍不通

[00:03:33] 我看这样吧

[00:03:35] 老千岁

[00:03:36] 您呢

[00:03:36] 多辛苦

[00:03:37] 辛苦您就担任大主考

[00:03:40] 我呀

[00:03:41] 那怎么能行呢

[00:03:43] 有您

[00:03:45]

[00:03:45] 我怎么能当主考不

[00:03:47] 这事儿是我委托您的

[00:03:49] 能者多劳吗

[00:03:51] 您那么高的本事

[00:03:53] 那么丰富的经验

[00:03:55] 您不担任出口谁担任

[00:03:57]

[00:03:58] 几句话不多

[00:03:59] 老程听完这心里头没

[00:04:03] 好吧

[00:04:03] 既然千岁信任

[00:04:06] 那臣就担任大主考

[00:04:10] 这事就定下了

[00:04:12] 什么时候举行

[00:04:13] 明天就是黄道吉日

[00:04:17] 因为这个时间紧迫呀

[00:04:19] 头天过去

[00:04:21] 张出皇榜

[00:04:22] 所有的人几乎都知道了

[00:04:26] 这个消息迅速在京城传开

[00:04:29] 各府的少爷都做了充分的准备

[00:04:32] 单说到了第二天

[00:04:34] 天还不亮

[00:04:36] 程咬金就起来了

[00:04:37] 梳洗已毕

[00:04:39] 饱餐战饭

[00:04:40] 周身上下收拾

[00:04:42] 锦臣利落

[00:04:43] 带着八名亲兵、四名家将赶奔御窑场

[00:04:49] 这御窑场啊

[00:04:51] 就在皇宫的后面

[00:04:54] 都是一丈多高的黄墙

[00:04:57] 外头刷着红粉

[00:04:59] 上头黄绿琉璃瓦盖头

[00:05:02] 气势森严呐

[00:05:04] 一般的人没资格参加

[00:05:07] 得四品官员以上的才有这资格

[00:05:12] 老程领着人进了御窑场

[00:05:15] 登上彩三殿乐五楼

[00:05:20] 文武百官都在这里恭候多时

[00:05:23] 一看大主考来了

[00:05:25] 列队迎接

[00:05:26] 老程跟大家打过招呼

[00:05:29] 下了马

[00:05:30] 走上岳五楼

[00:05:32] 居中而坐呀

[00:05:33] 再往左右看看

[00:05:35] 两旁的桌子都闲着呢

[00:05:38] 右主还没来

[00:05:40] 魏征也没到

[00:05:42] 程咬金坐下喝了点水

[00:05:46] 问了问常使

[00:05:48] 这常使就是主管这一切的官员

[00:05:52] 问他还缺什么

[00:05:53] 少什么

[00:05:54] 准备的如何了

[00:05:56] 老千岁

[00:05:57] 一切就绪了

[00:05:58] 全准备好了

[00:06:00] 好好好

[00:06:02] 我看这样也差不多啊

[00:06:04] 虽然咱们着急

[00:06:06] 但也要谨慎

[00:06:07] 不要忙中出错

[00:06:09] 是千岁放心

[00:06:12] 程咬金坐下

[00:06:13] 刚喝了两杯水的功夫

[00:06:15] 有人向他送信

[00:06:17] 又主千岁驾到

[00:06:20] 程咬金赶紧从台上下来

[00:06:23] 率领百官去迎接

[00:06:25] 幼主李治

[00:06:27] 满面春风

[00:06:29] 见过程咬金

[00:06:30] 然后登上岳五楼

[00:06:32] 挨着程咬金坐下

[00:06:34] 这面就是左班丞相魏征

[00:06:39] 其他的官员分坐在两旁

[00:06:42] 程咬金这谱大了

[00:06:44] 腆着草包肚子坨也大

[00:06:48] 满面春风

[00:06:49] 真有点派头啊

[00:06:53] 坐下之后

[00:06:54] 幼主李治就问

[00:06:56] 老千岁

[00:06:58] 都准备好了

[00:06:59] 都准备好了

[00:07:00] 一切就绪啊

[00:07:02]

[00:07:03] 幼主往下一看

[00:07:05] 今天报考的人

[00:07:06] 参加的人们有几百号之多

[00:07:10] 一个个盔明甲亮

[00:07:13] 心中非常高兴

[00:07:16]

[00:07:16] 老千岁

[00:07:18] 什么时候开始

[00:07:19] 就等您呢

[00:07:21] 您说吧

[00:07:21] 什么时候开始

[00:07:23] 你是主考

[00:07:24] 一切听你的

[00:07:26] 你就好比大元帅一样

[00:07:29] 何必问我呢

[00:07:31] 那好

[00:07:32] 既然大家都到齐了

[00:07:34] 那么现在就开始吧

[00:07:37] 老程站起来了

[00:07:38] 吩咐一声

[00:07:39] 带马

[00:07:40] 有人把马匹带过

[00:07:42] 再看程咬金任凳般鞍飞一身上马

[00:07:47] 干什么呢

[00:07:48] 围着小窑场转了三圈儿

[00:07:52] 把大肚子蝈蝈红吹开了

[00:08:02] 场上的人一看

[00:08:03] 老千岁压场子

[00:08:06] 鼓掌

[00:08:06] 热烈欢迎

[00:08:08] 刹那之间

[00:08:09] 鼓乐升起

[00:08:11] 咕噜嘟噜嘟

[00:08:19] 程咬金高兴

[00:08:21] 老了老了

[00:08:22] 撒撒欢

[00:08:24] 光骑马还不算

[00:08:26] 还练了几招花活

[00:08:28] 什么顺风扯旗、蹬里藏身

[00:08:32] 还来了个扁踹腿

[00:08:34] 哟哟

[00:08:35] 大伙儿一看

[00:08:36] 更高兴了

[00:08:37] 热烈鼓掌

[00:08:38] 再看程咬金练完了

[00:08:41] 到了梅花拳正中央

[00:08:43] 把马匹带住

[00:08:44] 诶诶啊啊啊

[00:08:49] 你说这份折腾

[00:08:51] 他能不喘粗气吗

[00:08:54] 喘了半天

[00:08:55] 这才说话

[00:08:59] 要战

[00:09:03] 我说各位

[00:09:05] 大家听

[00:09:06] 真呢

[00:09:08] 大概都认识我吧

[00:09:10] 我就是鲁国公程咬金

[00:09:15] 现在我们跟突厥国正在征战

[00:09:20] 征战怎么办呢

[00:09:22] 缺少良将啊

[00:09:24] 我奉旨回朝

[00:09:26] 前来搬兵

[00:09:27] 今天在这里选拔二路元帅

[00:09:33] 那么选拔二路元帅可不是一个简单的事儿

[00:09:38] 必须文武全才的人

[00:09:41] 方能克敌制胜

[00:09:44] 才能到牧羊城去救驾

[00:09:47] 怎么个选法呢

[00:09:50] 一面试啊

[00:09:53] 我得考考你学问怎么样

[00:09:56] 面试合格了

[00:09:58] 下场练武

[00:10:00] 有单练

[00:10:02] 有对打

[00:10:04] 你任选其一

[00:10:07] 必须得说明白

[00:10:08] 不管任何人下场

[00:10:10] 都得到岳武楼标明挂号

[00:10:14] 经允许之后方能下场

[00:10:18] 如果不标明挂号

[00:10:20] 就撵出考场

[00:10:22] 暗法从事

[00:10:24] 大家都听明白了啊

[00:10:26] 另外再宣布

[00:10:28] 看着我脚下这是梅花圈

[00:10:31] 四外拦着黄宫城

[00:10:35] 荣城的里边

[00:10:36] 是比武之处

[00:10:38] 那么比武当场不让步

[00:10:40] 举手不留情

[00:10:43] 谁把谁伤着

[00:10:44] 乃至丢了性命

[00:10:47] 那你算倒霉呀

[00:10:50] 这个受法律保护

[00:10:53] 那么要是不是对手

[00:10:57] 不想打了

[00:10:58] 出了梅花圈

[00:11:00] 对方不准追

[00:11:02] 你要追出梅花圈

[00:11:04] 把对方给伤着

[00:11:06] 那按国法从事

[00:11:08] 定斩不饶

[00:11:11] 这可是规矩啊

[00:11:13] 另外

[00:11:14] 奉劝各位

[00:11:15] 刮风下雨

[00:11:17] 不知道自己吃几碗干饭

[00:11:20] 你应该最清楚

[00:11:22] 有能耐的你下场

[00:11:24] 没能的千万别冒险呐啊

[00:11:27] 这命都是闲言换来的

[00:11:30] 不是大风刮的

[00:11:32] 对不对呢

[00:11:33] 你们要仔细考虑

[00:11:35] 我可是代表着幼主千岁

[00:11:39] 这也是圣旨啊

[00:11:42] 话说一句

[00:11:43] 吐吐沫是个兵

[00:11:44] 这就是法

[00:11:47] 望各位一体遵照执行

[00:11:50] 老程说完了

[00:11:52] 圈回战马回归采桑殿月五楼

[00:11:58] 等下了

[00:11:59] 马上了楼

[00:12:00] 回归本座这一座

[00:12:03] 幼主李治冲着程咬金还鼓鼓掌

[00:12:07]

[00:12:08] 讲的好

[00:12:10] 简练

[00:12:11] 透彻

[00:12:12] 怎么样

[00:12:13] 我说的行行行行

[00:12:15] 还得说老千岁您呢

[00:12:17]

[00:12:18] 我说有主

[00:12:20] 您过誉了

[00:12:21] 我也没稿子

[00:12:23] 想到哪儿我就说到哪儿

[00:12:25]

[00:12:26] 现在可以开始了吧

[00:12:28] 当然可以了

[00:12:30] 程小金

[00:12:31] 吩咐一声

[00:12:32] 来啊

[00:12:33] 各位都听明白了

[00:12:35] 哪位下场

[00:12:38] 谁先标明挂号

[00:12:42] 奇怪的是

[00:12:44] 老程连喊了数声

[00:12:46] 无人答言

[00:12:49] 底下来的人不少没有言语的

[00:12:53]

[00:12:54] 李治也着急了

[00:12:56] 那么来的都是看热闹的

[00:12:59] 这可麻烦了

[00:13:00] 急的就冒了汗了

[00:13:03] 老程就站起来了

[00:13:05] 我说各位

[00:13:07] 你们听见我说什么没有啊

[00:13:09]

[00:13:10] 你们干嘛来了

[00:13:12] 是不是比武来了

[00:13:14] 是不是想做二路元帅

[00:13:17] 那么既然如此

[00:13:19] 怎么不言语啊

[00:13:20] 怎么不标兵挂号啊

[00:13:22] 这怎么回事儿啊

[00:13:25] 还没有人言语

[00:13:27] 这程咬金急了

[00:13:30] 把大肚子一舔

[00:13:32] 声音提高了

[00:13:34]

[00:13:35] 闹了半天

[00:13:36] 你们是聋子

[00:13:37] 要不就是装哑巴

[00:13:39] 既然如此

[00:13:41] 全他妈给我滚

[00:13:44] 贪生怕死之辈呀

[00:13:47] 就你们这样的

[00:13:48] 还有出息吗

[00:13:49] 都给我滚

[00:13:54] 他骂开大街了

[00:13:55] 他一骂不要紧

[00:13:57] 有人说话了

[00:13:59]

[00:14:00] 老千岁不必着急

[00:14:03] 小将道了

[00:14:10]

[00:14:11] 老程一看来了

[00:14:13]

[00:14:14] 这还真不错

[00:14:15] 不骂他

[00:14:16] 不言语

[00:14:18] 看来在关键的时刻

[00:14:20] 那还是有作用的

[00:14:23] 再看一文小将

[00:14:25] 在楼下戳刀拴马

[00:14:29] 然后分塔尾撩战群

[00:14:32] 顺着台阶登上观武楼

[00:14:37] 来到近前

[00:14:38] 躬身施礼

[00:14:39]

[00:14:40] 先见过幼主千岁

[00:14:42] 又见过大主考

[00:14:45] 往那儿一跪

[00:14:47] 老程看了看

[00:14:49] 哎呀

[00:14:51] 这孩子瞅着眼熟啊

[00:14:54] 我怎么想不起来了呢

[00:14:56] 孩儿啊

[00:14:57] 你叫什么名

[00:15:00] 回老人家

[00:15:02] 我姓金

[00:15:04] 我叫金雷呀

[00:15:06] 我爹就是金甲金国栋

[00:15:10] 哦哦

[00:15:11] 想起来了

[00:15:11] 想起来了

[00:15:13]

[00:15:13] 你是金国栋的儿子

[00:15:15] 嘿呀

[00:15:16] 真没想到

[00:15:17] 对了

[00:15:17] 你这一说呀

[00:15:19] 是像你爹

[00:15:21] 孩儿啊

[00:15:22] 今年多大了

[00:15:24] 19 岁

[00:15:25]

[00:15:27] 站起来让我看看行

[00:15:30] 这个头够用

[00:15:33] 身子骨也够结实的

[00:15:36] 你想夺二路元帅吗

[00:15:39] 正是

[00:15:40]

[00:15:40] 有出息

[00:15:42] 你们家里都乐意吗

[00:15:44] 乐意

[00:15:45] 还、还真行

[00:15:47] 那么你是自己练呢

[00:15:50] 你还是对打

[00:15:52] 我打算两样都比划比划

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[00:15:55] 行吗

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[00:15:58] 金雷啊

[00:15:59] 现在允许你下场

[00:16:01] 来人

[00:16:02] 把报条贴出去

[00:16:05] 什么叫报条啊

[00:16:07] 人家报了名了

[00:16:09] 台上的人知道

[00:16:10] 场上的人不知道

[00:16:13] 为了叫大伙儿知道知道下场

[00:16:16] 这个主叫什么名

[00:16:18] 祖宗三代怎么回事儿

[00:16:20] 得写的清清楚楚

[00:16:22] 所以呢

[00:16:22] 大张的纸写大字儿

[00:16:25] 然后贴到最显眼的地方

[00:16:28] 叭一声

[00:16:30] 报条往上一贴

[00:16:32] 在场的人一看

[00:16:33] 全知道怎么回事儿了

[00:16:35] 孩儿啊

[00:16:37] 多加谨慎

[00:16:38] 下场吧是

[00:16:41] 再看金雷辞别大竹口

[00:16:44] 顺梯子下来

[00:16:46] 然后飞身上马

[00:16:48] 手中提刀直奔梅花圈

[00:16:52] 到了梅花圈呢

[00:16:54] 自己先练趟刀

[00:16:56] 春秋八法

[00:16:58] 八八六十四

[00:17:05] 这刀练的还真精彩呀

[00:17:09] 幼主

[00:17:10] 李治都看傻了

[00:17:12] 但见刀光闪闪

[00:17:14] 好好啊

[00:17:17] 老千岁

[00:17:18] 您看呢

[00:17:20]

[00:17:22] 我说先生啊

[00:17:25] 这孩子

[00:17:26] 练这玩意儿

[00:17:27] 华而不实啊

[00:17:29] 看着挺花哨

[00:17:30] 这是花架子

[00:17:32] 实质上没有什么真东西哦

[00:17:36] 是吗

[00:17:37] 那您真是行家

[00:17:38] 我是外行

[00:17:40] 看不出诀窍来

[00:17:42] 是啊

[00:17:43] 要不说呢

[00:17:44] 外行的事儿啊诶你看不懂

[00:17:48] 非得行家里手才明白

[00:17:52] 你先看着

[00:17:54] 再看金雷

[00:17:55] 练完大刀

[00:17:57] 又练剑法

[00:17:58] 50 步以外百发百中

[00:18:03] 每支箭都箭中靶心

[00:18:06] 鼓声一响

[00:18:08] 摇旗那砍呢

[00:18:10] 好神仙

[00:18:11] 好剑法啊

[00:18:16] 金雷高兴

[00:18:18] 练完之后气不长出

[00:18:21] 面不更色

[00:18:22] 把大刀挂上

[00:18:24] 冲着四外一抱拳

[00:18:27] 各位

[00:18:29] 报条上写的清楚

[00:18:31] 我爹就是金甲金国栋

[00:18:34] 我是他不孝的儿子

[00:18:35] 我叫金雷

[00:18:37] 今年19 岁

[00:18:40] 因为国家选拔人才

[00:18:42] 我自告奋勇参加了

[00:18:46] 我是首开其门

[00:18:48] 头一个呀

[00:18:49] 方才呢

[00:18:50] 我练的不怎么样

[00:18:52] 蒙大家抬爱

[00:18:54] 报以热烈的掌声

[00:18:56] 我非常惭愧

[00:18:59] 那么一个人练

[00:19:01] 没什么意思

[00:19:02] 我打算请一位

[00:19:04] 哪位捧捧场

[00:19:06] 跟我交交手

[00:19:07] 有没有

[00:19:09] 有没有好财买脸呢

[00:19:11] 有没有陪我走几趟的

[00:19:15] 言还未尽

[00:19:17] 就听有人哇哇直叫

[00:19:20] 惊雷

[00:19:22] 休要猖狂

[00:19:24] 你等着

[00:19:25] 老爷爷我去标明挂号

[00:19:28] 回来再来会你

[00:19:31] 大伙儿一听这词儿不怎么地

[00:19:33] 怎么还老爷爷你多大岁数

[00:19:36] 再一匹马趟翻

[00:19:39] 赶奔采桑店

[00:19:41] 来到殿下

[00:19:42] 呀呀

[00:19:43] 马匹带住戳

[00:19:45] 斧子拴马分沓尾

[00:19:47] 撩战群

[00:19:48] 噔噔噔噔

[00:19:51] 上了岳母楼

[00:19:54] 来到幼主李治近前

[00:19:56] 躬身施礼

[00:19:57] 然后见过大竹口爹

[00:20:01] 把我的名给写上

[00:20:03] 老程一看

[00:20:04] 谁呀

[00:20:06] 宝贝儿子

[00:20:07] 成铁牛大儿子

[00:20:10] 程小金就一皱眉呀

[00:20:13] 我说这什么地方

[00:20:16]

[00:20:17] 什么爹长爹短的

[00:20:18] 我是大主口

[00:20:20] 直呼官名

[00:20:22] 少来零碎

[00:20:23] 嘿嘿

[00:20:25] 行行行行行

[00:20:26] 管他主考不主考

[00:20:27] 你也是我爹

[00:20:28] 我也是你儿子

[00:20:29] 你说是不是呢

[00:20:31] 你给我标个名

[00:20:33] 我好下场

[00:20:35] 因为昨天晚上我做梦了

[00:20:36] 这二路元帅非我不可呀

[00:20:39] 谁也不行

[00:20:41] 少要胡说

[00:20:43] 就你这德行

[00:20:45] 还做二路元帅啊啊

[00:20:47] 我先要面试面试

[00:20:50] 我得考考你

[00:20:52] 答上来了

[00:20:53] 批准你下场

[00:20:54] 答不上来

[00:20:56] 把你撵出场外

[00:20:59] 我爹你对我怎么还这么严呢

[00:21:02] 诶好吧

[00:21:04] 那么

[00:21:04] 你考吧

[00:21:06] 我且问你

[00:21:08] 十八般兵器

[00:21:11] 你什么练的最好

[00:21:12] 斧子

[00:21:14] 咱家祖传的三斧子办呢

[00:21:18] 盖世无双

[00:21:20] 您还问什么

[00:21:22]

[00:21:23] 我再问你

[00:21:25] 身为元帅

[00:21:27] 讲究几个字

[00:21:28] 你知道怎么讲吗

[00:21:30]

[00:21:31] 知道啊

[00:21:32] 身为大帅者

[00:21:34] 讲究是武德发财

[00:21:38] 李治在旁边一听

[00:21:40]

[00:21:41] 将门虎子啊

[00:21:43] 还真有学问

[00:21:45] 抻着脖子听着

[00:21:47] 程咬金就问

[00:21:49] 那武德

[00:21:52] 是什么

[00:21:53] 武德呀

[00:21:55]

[00:21:55] 就是

[00:21:57] 做事别缺德

[00:22:00] 为人不能损阴丧德

[00:22:03] 那个

[00:22:04] 要积点阴德

[00:22:07] 程咬金一听

[00:22:08] 把脸一沉

[00:22:09] 放屁

[00:22:11] 这叫什么武德

[00:22:13] 你懂是不懂

[00:22:14] 胡说八道

[00:22:17] 发财呢

[00:22:19] 发财

[00:22:20] 发财

[00:22:22]

[00:22:23] 不义之财

[00:22:25] 嗯嗯

[00:22:26] 脑门子都是财

[00:22:30] 这程铁牛是信口胡说呀

[00:22:34] 惹得台上的官员笑得肚子都疼

[00:22:39] 幼主

[00:22:40] 李治眼泪都乐出来了

[00:22:43] 心说话

[00:22:44] 这位真能胡掰呀

[00:22:46] 程咬金也臊的是满面通红

[00:22:50] 别说了

[00:22:50] 行了别说了别说了

[00:22:52]

[00:22:53]

[00:22:55] 取消你考试的资格

[00:22:58] 你这个货

[00:22:59] 不配争夺二路元帅