《Dog Show Pageant(Instrumental)》歌词

[00:00:00] Dog Show Pageant - The Boss Hog Barbarians

[00:00:01] Yo Celph when the f**k you gon' finish remixin'

[00:00:03] My solo track for the album man

[00:00:04] That Dog Show Pageant sh*t

[00:00:06] Yo gimme one of them old

[00:00:07] School funkyass beats you got

[00:00:09] Y'knahmsayin' so we can hurry up and get paid

[00:00:10] C'mon let's go

[00:00:11] Heh I'm not a poodle

[00:00:13] I'm a pit y'knahmsayin'

[00:00:14] Dedicated to all my people

[00:00:15] Whether you in the dog house

[00:00:16] Or whether you a top dog

[00:00:17] Or the underdog y'knahmsayin'

[00:00:19] We gon' break this out

[00:00:20] Spuds mckenzie where you at

[00:00:23] J-Zone in the slot for life the Boss Hog

[00:00:26] But popular opinion has me known as the dog

[00:00:28] Zone when I'm on big dog

[00:00:30] Can't stop my jump shot

[00:00:31] I got a tongue like Odie

[00:00:32] So your girl might know me

[00:00:34] Crept with a chick in the dark one night

[00:00:36] She dissed me and said

[00:00:37] My bark was tougher than my bite

[00:00:39] Then she turned on the lights

[00:00:40] Had a look at my mug

[00:00:41] I'll admit it my grill is ug'

[00:00:43] The b**ch called me a pug

[00:00:44] I said no tramp I'm raw like a pitbull

[00:00:47] When I doggystyle then occupied

[00:00:48] Your mouth with a dickful

[00:00:50] She called me a bastard ignorant and nasty

[00:00:53] But I'm not here to save her

[00:00:54] 'Cause my name ain't Lassie

[00:00:55] Cockhound

[00:00:56] 'Cause I charge to put my dick in a slut

[00:00:58] Some debate about my race

[00:00:59] Some might think I'm a mutt no

[00:01:01] Y'all act like y'all never

[00:01:02] Seen no lightskinned brothers

[00:01:03] Raise up Old Maid punk

[00:01:05] And I piss with one leg up

[00:01:06] Dogged by the critics

[00:01:08] Can't wait 'til they review this

[00:01:09] They want another

[00:01:10] Pimps Don't Pay is y'all stupid

[00:01:12] I'll probably get two stars

[00:01:13] They'll say this ain't conceptual

[00:01:14] The Hogs are show dogs

[00:01:16] Therefore we ain't here to lecture you

[00:01:17] When I hustle beats J-Zone the rottweiler

[00:01:20] Used to front now you wanna bark

[00:01:21] I'm chargin' top dollar

[00:01:23] Records in the trash other dogs peed on them

[00:01:25] Me I took them home and chopped them

[00:01:27] And popped my flea collar

[00:01:28] Kid I'm not Spot

[00:01:29] I'm not here to educate you

[00:01:31] B**ch I wanna dog you

[00:01:32] I don't really wanna date you

[00:01:34] 'Cause you ain't my owner capiche

[00:01:35] Might bone her when I get in heat

[00:01:37] But you'll never put me on a leash

[00:01:39] And I don't roll with groupies

[00:01:40] Y'all hoes is crazy

[00:01:42] There's two things I don't need

[00:01:43] That's rabies and babies

[00:01:44] Met a cute girl mama

[00:01:46] Show her the chihuahua

[00:01:47] But I don't chase tail

[00:01:48] I chase scrill meanin' dollars

[00:01:50] Genocidal dog not an animal rights guy

[00:01:53] 'Cause I find dog mink fur coats quite fly

[00:01:56] Catch a dog shittin' in my yard next week

[00:01:58] I've have a Maltese fur mink coat lookin' hard

[00:02:01] Rin Tin Tin and Cujo gotta wait

[00:02:03] I'm in the dog house again

[00:02:05] My old fans try to hate

[00:02:06] Mad at my last two albums and

[00:02:08] I'm sure they'll hate this one

[00:02:09] But I'm a cool canine as long as my checks come

[00:02:12] And for my whole life my luck been this way

[00:02:14] Whether top dog or lower than dog sh*t hey

[00:02:17] Zone the underdog makin' mail gettin' rich

[00:02:20] But I'll always be a male dog

[00:02:21] You'll always be a BEITCH

[00:02:24] Yeah that's what I'm talkin' about

[00:02:26] Dedicated to all my people

[00:02:27] If your luck has got you

[00:02:28] In the dog house don't even trip

[00:02:30] Knahmsayin' if you top

[00:02:31] Dog keep doin' your thing

[00:02:32] If you a dog b**ch be a dog b**ch

[00:02:35] Y'knahmsayin' Don't matter

[00:02:37] Pop your flea collar to this

[00:02:41] Fresh out the kennel

[00:02:42] Watch out for that dog

[00:02:43] Boss Hog's a dog

[00:02:45] Remember watch out for that dog

[00:02:49] Watch out for that dog

[00:02:51] Watch out for that dog

[00:02:53] I'm audi five to my dog house