《Makin’ Whoopee》歌词

[00:00:01] Makin' Whoopee - Eddie Cantor

[00:00:10] Every time I hear that dear old wedding march

[00:00:14] I feel rather glad I have a broken arch

[00:00:19] I have heard a lot of people talk

[00:00:23] And I know that marriage is a long long walk

[00:00:27] To most people

[00:00:28] Weddings mean romance

[00:00:31] But I prefer

[00:00:32] A picnic or a dance

[00:00:35] Another bride another groom

[00:00:40] Another sunny honeymoon

[00:00:44] Another season another reason

[00:00:48] For making whoopee

[00:00:53] The chorus sings Here comes the bride

[00:00:57] Another victim is by her side

[00:01:01] He's lost his reason 'cause it's the season

[00:01:06] For making whoopee

[00:01:11] Down through the countless ages

[00:01:15] You'll find it everywhere

[00:01:20] Somebody makes good wages

[00:01:24] Somebody wants her share

[00:01:28] She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes

[00:01:32] She makes him strudles and bakes him pies

[00:01:37] What is it all for

[00:01:39] It's so he'll fall for making whoopee

[00:01:45] Another year or maybe less

[00:01:49] What's this I hear well can't you guess

[00:01:54] She feels neglected so he's suspected

[00:01:58] Of making whoopee

[00:02:03] She sits alone most every night

[00:02:07] He doesn't phone or even write

[00:02:11] He says he's busy but she says Is he

[00:02:16] He's making whoopee

[00:02:21] He doesn't make much money

[00:02:26] Five thousand dollars per

[00:02:30] Some judge who thinks he's funny

[00:02:35] Says You'll pay six to her

[00:02:38] He says Now judge suppose I fail

[00:02:42] The judge says Budge right into jail

[00:02:47] You better keep her you'll find it's cheaper

[00:02:52] Than making whoopee