《Metal By Numbers(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Metal By Numbers - Posehn

[00:00:18] They've killed metal twice

[00:00:19] But it will never really die

[00:00:21] It's kind of like a zombie

[00:00:22] Or even that Jesus guy

[00:00:24] So grab your friends

[00:00:25] Some instruments and start a metal band

[00:00:27] Just sing about death

[00:00:27] Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand

[00:00:30] We're coming to the end of the first verse

[00:00:32] Then comes the breakdown

[00:00:34] A pretty chorus and then the second verse

[00:00:36] I know I just rhymed verse with verse

[00:00:39] That's because I'm sooo metal

[00:00:40] Beach where's your f**k purse

[00:00:44] Breakdown In this part it

[00:00:46] Sounds like the singer wants to fight

[00:00:50] Breakdown Don't be scared

[00:00:52] The chorus will make it all alright

[00:00:54] Metal by numbers 1 2 3

[00:00:57] Follow these rules and you will see

[00:01:00] Cookie monster vocals

[00:01:01] Or yell like a wookie

[00:01:03] Metal by numbers cookie cookie cookie

[00:01:06] Metal by numbers 1 2 3

[00:01:08] This is the get part with melody

[00:01:11] Even a baby could do it just give it a try

[00:01:14] Just sound like Maiden

[00:01:15] Or Metallica or Every Time I Die

[00:01:24] I have to change my voice

[00:01:25] To make me sound (gang) mad

[00:01:27] If I tried to sing clean it

[00:01:28] Would make your ears (gang) sad

[00:01:29] This is the (gang) gang vocal

[00:01:31] And I'll tell you the (gang) truth

[00:01:32] It's four sweaty dudes

[00:01:34] Yelling In a (gang) booth

[00:01:35] Music really sucks now

[00:01:37] Posers and trendy fools

[00:01:38] But compared to Coldplay and Nelly

[00:01:39] Even shitty metal rules

[00:01:41] It's metal by numbers it's not arithmetic

[00:01:44] John Mayer Kelly Clarkson

[00:01:45] They all can suck my peas

[00:01:49] Breakdown In this part it sounds

[00:01:51] Like the singer wants to fight

[00:01:55] Breakdown Don't be scared

[00:01:57] The chorus will make it all alright

[00:01:59] Metal by numbers 1 2 3

[00:02:02] Follow these rules and you will see

[00:02:05] Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie

[00:02:08] Metal by numbers cookie cookie cookie

[00:02:11] Metal by numbers 1 2 3

[00:02:14] This is the get part with melody

[00:02:17] Even a monkey could do it just give it a try

[00:02:19] Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

[00:02:32] Here it comes C'mon All Right

[00:02:37] Are you almost ready

[00:02:41] Dammit I missed it

[00:02:43] This is the mosh part Mosh

[00:02:46] Or don't It's your call

[00:02:49] I just stand in the back

[00:02:51] And try not to get hit Watch out

[00:02:54] For the shirtless white trash guys

[00:02:55] They'll punch you and they stink

[00:02:58] And look out for the screamo kids

[00:03:00] Practicing their karate kicks

[00:03:01] Dude you look gaytarded

[00:03:04] Look at Here comes a giant Mexican

[00:03:06] He looks really pissed

[00:03:07] I wish everybody

[00:03:07] Would put their shirts back on

[00:03:09] It's kind of gross Is this part still going

[00:03:13] Here comes the lead break

[00:03:15] Oh not yet Here it comes here it comes Go

[00:03:46] Metal by numbers 1 2 3

[00:03:48] Follow these rules and you will see

[00:03:51] Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie

[00:03:54] Metal by numbers cookie cookie cookie

[00:03:57] Metal by numbers 1 2 3

[00:04:00] This is the get part with melody

[00:04:02] Even a retard could do it

[00:04:04] Just give it A try

[00:04:05] Steal from Maiden

[00:04:06] Or Metallica or Every Time I Die