《The Simultaneous Occurence Of True Love And Nausea At An Omaha Burger King Oct. 12， 1992》歌词

[00:00:00] The Simultaneous Occurence Of True Love And Nausea At An Omaha Burger King Oct. 12, 1992 - Simon Joyner

[00:00:23] The anal retentive Burger King attendant

[00:00:27] Watched me bite my nails in utter horror

[00:00:30] It always takes me much more than a fast food minute

[00:00:33] She said may I please take your order

[00:00:37] Can I please take your order

[00:00:48] Kim was antsy in the orangish booth

[00:00:51] 'Cause it was hard and cold and she was wearing jean shorts

[00:00:54] I said As long as it's fast

[00:00:56] I don't care if it's food give me one of them foil ashtrays

[00:00:59] Sometimes my girl likes to smoke

[00:01:19] Her eyes weren't blinking so I asked her what she was thinking

[00:01:23] Sometimes she gets so pensive like a skinny Buddha

[00:01:26] She said most men are colorblind it's a genetic deficiency

[00:01:29] But if you guess the color of my eyes

[00:01:31] I might love you

[00:01:40] Are elastic 'cause you're so sarcastic

[00:01:43] Do you think you are boy HL Mencken

[00:01:47] No I'm Lazarus the lucky call me lucky Lazarus

[00:01:50] I just suffer from chronic meager post high school enthusiasm

[00:02:16] She's got a thousand thoughts tying her head in knots

[00:02:19] And I am kin to one of them at least

[00:02:23] She I yawned to the relief of my tear ducts

[00:02:25] And she took the straw out of my cherry coke

[00:02:27] And sucked the tear off my cheek

[00:02:35] That's love to me

[00:02:37] It occurs everyday in urban Burger Kings

[00:02:41] Even if it's temporary

[00:02:48] The needy can't be greedy can they