《栾蒲包与丰泽园132集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 人这一生

[00:00:03] 七灾八难

[00:00:06] 说就那么多吗

[00:00:07] A

[00:00:07] 当然有多有少

[00:00:10] 就是说呀

[00:00:11] 人这一生没有坦途

[00:00:14] 肯定有坎坷

[00:00:16] 有曲折

[00:00:17] 你看那西游记电视连续剧

[00:00:20] 唐僧都到了七天了

[00:00:23] 如来佛还问观世音呢

[00:00:25] A

[00:00:26] 唐僧遭了多少难了

[00:00:28] 算了算

[00:00:29] 80 难不行

[00:00:31] 还有一难没了结

[00:00:33] 这一难地醉还比较糟

[00:00:36] 那当然是迷信

[00:00:39] 咱就说本书地主人公栾蒲包

[00:00:43] 遇上多少事儿

[00:00:45] Si si Sheng 生多少次

[00:00:49] 现在又摊上事儿了

[00:00:51] 连他自己都不清楚绑架他的人是什么人

[00:00:57] 什么目的

[00:00:58] 要干什么

[00:00:59] 不清楚

[00:01:01] 让人像捆猪似的

[00:01:03] 四码到全题呀

[00:01:05] 俩腿俩胳膊捆在一块儿

[00:01:07] 都麻木不仁了都

[00:01:10] 到地方半夜了

[00:01:12] 司机把车门打开下来

[00:01:15] 栾布吧心说话

[00:01:16] 你放屁

[00:01:18] 我这捆着

[00:01:19] 我下去

[00:01:20] 那位喊了半天

[00:01:22] 哦

[00:01:22] 明白了吧的了

[00:01:24] 还得叫老子费劲费了半天劲把他拎下来

[00:01:29] 把绳给解开了

[00:01:31] 嗨呀

[00:01:32] 罗波把这饺子也抛出来

[00:01:36] 恶心了半天喔喔

[00:01:41] 我告诉他老实点啊

[00:01:43] 妈妈

[00:01:43] 你小子要玩花活

[00:01:45] 教你脑袋开花

[00:01:48] 先生我还玩什么花火

[00:01:51] 我这把年纪了

[00:01:53] 捆了一天了

[00:01:54] 胳膊腿儿不好使了

[00:01:56] 你容我缓缓劲儿

[00:01:58] 我再走

[00:01:59] 这小子一听也对

[00:02:01] 环境吧

[00:02:02] 哎

[00:02:06] 胳膊腿全麻了

[00:02:08] 活动了半天

[00:02:09] 又坐了一会儿

[00:02:10] 这才起来

[00:02:13] 可以走了

[00:02:14] 走往前走前走

[00:02:17] 玩花虎

[00:02:18] 我告诉你

[00:02:18] 我可不可讲

[00:02:19] 我可带着家伙呢啊

[00:02:21] 走走走

[00:02:23] 敢不听软趴趴一看这什么地儿

[00:02:27] 这是啊

[00:02:29] 大山里除了高山峻岭就是密林

[00:02:33] 脚下高一脚浅一脚

[00:02:36] 正迷迷糊糊往前走折扣点

[00:02:40] 有人拿枪

[00:02:41] 川千la

[00:02:42] 啊

[00:02:43] 胜利

[00:02:45] W 上面

[00:02:47] 放少的过来

[00:02:48] 哎呀

[00:02:49] 老朱回来了

[00:02:50] 回来了

[00:02:51] 今天你们当班儿啊

[00:02:53] 我们上班儿

[00:02:54] 怎么这

[00:02:57] 抓来的

[00:02:59] 知道哪儿了吗

[00:03:01] 共产党这个

[00:03:04] 软包看见新说什么

[00:03:06] 我

[00:03:07] 我是这个

[00:03:08] 你别往我脸上贴金了

[00:03:10] 我够马啊

[00:03:11] 抓错了

[00:03:13] 有错抓的

[00:03:14] 没有错放的

[00:03:16] 要那么离开

[00:03:17] 一什么也不是

[00:03:17] 不是给嘣了

[00:03:19] 这个年月整死个人

[00:03:20] 不跟碾臭虫一样不行

[00:03:24] 我不能听之任之

[00:03:27] 事在人为啊

[00:03:29] 我还得活着

[00:03:31] 我要不再我老娘谁养活

[00:03:33] 我要不在了

[00:03:35] 珍珍小妹我就见不着了

[00:03:38] 我一双儿女我也见不着了

[00:03:41] 我弟媳妇我也见不着了

[00:03:43] 我的亲朋好友也见不着了

[00:03:45] 我不能死

[00:03:46] 我死不起

[00:03:49] 怎么能活呢

[00:03:50] 脑袋动了脑筋

[00:03:53] 栾蒲包

[00:03:53] 有经验

[00:03:55] 哦

[00:03:55] 一看这站岗放哨的

[00:03:56] 看不出来是哪个部队

[00:03:59] 听他们说话的声又不像土匪

[00:04:04] 好像国民党是不

[00:04:06] 这还能有国民党吗

[00:04:07] 不能啊

[00:04:09] 日本人统治的地方哪来的国民党啊

[00:04:12] 心里七上八下

[00:04:14] 过去过了卡兹佐

[00:04:16] 一到卡子

[00:04:17] 又一道卡紫鸾Bo Bao 数着大概能过来时

[00:04:20] 来到卡子

[00:04:22] 进了个大院

[00:04:24] 这儿也有蒙达

[00:04:25] 他回来了

[00:04:26] 回来进去走走圈

[00:04:31] 1 la 65间上房

[00:04:34] 别看天没亮灯火辉煌

[00:04:37] 嗓子刷亮地下掉根针都能看见

[00:04:41] 行了耶

[00:04:43] 哎

[00:04:43] 是是是

[00:04:45] 兰博吧长进了

[00:04:46] 屋里吵架

[00:04:49] 大山里还有这么个地儿

[00:04:51] 这是财主家呀

[00:04:54] 大院套强也高

[00:04:57] 另外这屋里头什么都有啊

[00:05:00] 八仙桌

[00:05:01] 太师椅

[00:05:02] 罗汉床

[00:05:04] 里外套间儿

[00:05:05] 花隔扇、屏风

[00:05:07] 大胆瓶名人字画

[00:05:10] 挑山对联儿

[00:05:12] 往这边儿墙上一看

[00:05:14] 画着个裸体地大美人儿

[00:05:18] 光着屁股

[00:05:20] 阮拨儿一拨了地心说

[00:05:22] 不像话

[00:05:23] 客厅里怎么挂这个

[00:05:25] 往正面一看看清楚正面挂着一张销项

[00:05:29] 是蒋介石的肖像

[00:05:33] 栾蒲包心说话真胡磊这什么地儿

[00:05:36] 这也不对称

[00:05:38] 在蒋介石的画像前

[00:05:40] 怎么能画个裸体的美人儿

[00:05:42] 真是胡来

[00:05:43] 这可以证明一点

[00:05:46] 是国民党的地方不介

[00:05:48] 不能挂蒋介石对项目

[00:05:52] 就听这司机说

[00:05:54] 靠墙站着

[00:05:56] 假装去少举起来

[00:05:58] 哎哎哎

[00:06:03] 不听

[00:06:03] 行吗

[00:06:04] 你等着

[00:06:06] 一会儿拨你的皮

[00:06:09] 到里面报告去了

[00:06:11] 时间不大

[00:06:13] 这司机领出一个矮胖子

[00:06:15] 这矮胖子弄了四十来岁儿

[00:06:17] 叼着烟卷

[00:06:19] 看了一眼乱浦

[00:06:20] 就他就他

[00:06:23] 滚

[00:06:25] 罗包过来一看

[00:06:26] 不认识

[00:06:27] 这位穿着一身便装

[00:06:29] 没敢坐

[00:06:30] 正坐椅子在旁边坐着

[00:06:35] 叫什么名儿

[00:06:37] 姓栾

[00:06:38] 我叫栾

[00:06:39] 学堂自李萍

[00:06:43] 干什么呢

[00:06:45] 买卖人

[00:06:46] 呃

[00:06:47] 我在北平开了一家饭馆

[00:06:50] 叫丰泽园饭庄

[00:06:53] 大概你没到北平吧

[00:06:54] 到北平一打听

[00:06:56] 没有不知道的

[00:06:57] 将来咱们有机会见着

[00:06:59] 我请您到饭馆吃饭

[00:07:01] 扯他妈蛋

[00:07:03] 你还能等到那时候

[00:07:05] 少跟我白活

[00:07:07] 什么你开饭馆

[00:07:09] 你什么时候参加的共产党

[00:07:12] 开玩笑

[00:07:14] 我

[00:07:14] 我都不知道共产党什么样儿

[00:07:16] 我怎么能参加共产党

[00:07:18] 我不是

[00:07:19] 什么

[00:07:21] 啥时候参加的八路军

[00:07:23] 你看我像八路军

[00:07:25] 肩不能担担

[00:07:26] 手不能提篮

[00:07:28] 我是买卖人

[00:07:29] 您误会误会

[00:07:32] 我接着你

[00:07:34] 你既然不是共产党八路军

[00:07:36] 你跑到他们那地方去

[00:07:39] 又进政治部

[00:07:40] 又出宣传部

[00:07:42] 又进军需处

[00:07:45] 为什么啊

[00:07:47] 你来回出了什么

[00:07:49] 不够你忙活的

[00:07:50] 我告诉你

[00:07:51] 你的一举一动没逃脱我们人的眼睛

[00:07:55] 我们早就盯着你了

[00:07:57] 发现你可疑啊

[00:07:59] 你究竟怎么回事儿

[00:08:00] 你跟共产党什么关系

[00:08:03] 长贵

[00:08:04] 我实话跟您说了

[00:08:06] 我是上这儿来找亲戚来

[00:08:09] 我娘想亲戚让我来找来我

[00:08:13] 我跟共产党、八路军根本就不认识

[00:08:16] 您要问我出来聚聚怎么回事儿

[00:08:19] 因为找不着我

[00:08:20] 到处打听

[00:08:21] 所以您看着我外表挺忙活

[00:08:24] 结果一无所获

[00:08:25] 我的确是买卖人

[00:08:28] 你小子不给你点苦头尝尝

[00:08:31] 你不能老是说话啊

[00:08:36] 拉出去崩了价钱

[00:08:43] 感官

[00:08:43] 我冤了

[00:08:44] 我冤啦

[00:08:45] 我的确不是不信您调查的

[00:08:48] 等等

[00:08:50] 拨工分说价格

[00:08:52] 一踢着腿拐弯就哭

[00:08:54] 就跪下了

[00:08:56] 花la

[00:08:57] 抢酸辣粉

[00:08:58] 子弹顶上

[00:09:00] 墙壁我数123 啊一

[00:09:05] 啊

[00:09:08] 栾蒲包一想

[00:09:09] 这才结束

[00:09:11] 乱世当中

[00:09:13] 死个人跟脸臭臭

[00:09:14] 差什么呢

[00:09:15] 差不了

[00:09:16] 人最不值钱了

[00:09:19] 没想到我死在这么个地方

[00:09:22] 这是冤有头债有主

[00:09:24] 生有处死有地丈夫

[00:09:28] A

[00:09:28] 这三枚数枪也没想栾博王正闭着眼睛在这儿琢磨呢

[00:09:34] 怎么回事儿

[00:09:36] 就听后面喊皱皱

[00:09:41] 呱呱呱呱

[00:09:42] 呱呱呱呱

[00:09:45] 有人穿着大马靴

[00:09:47] 踩地发出清脆的声

[00:09:50] 进了屋

[00:09:51] 就听屋里有人咋呼

[00:09:53] 咱们还是唱啊

[00:09:55] 报告司令官

[00:09:57] 抓住一个可疑分子

[00:09:59] 什么了

[00:10:00] 骂什么了

[00:10:02] 他不说实话

[00:10:03] 我们怀疑他是共产党、八路军

[00:10:06] 结果他说他是买卖人

[00:10:08] 哪儿的买卖人

[00:10:10] 他说他是北平来的

[00:10:13] 开什么丰泽园饭馆

[00:10:16] 什么管子冯泽源好像是呃

[00:10:21] 姓什么叫什么姓儿

[00:10:25] AG 不是姓栾的

[00:10:26] 也不是姓蓝

[00:10:29] 带回来

[00:10:31] 死中得活

[00:10:33] 行

[00:10:34] 结果佳木斯林管起扎他

[00:10:37] 还能见着司令官哎呀

[00:10:41] 栾浦包出了一身冷汗

[00:10:44] 在丰都城转了一圈又回来了

[00:10:48] 呆到屋里头垂手站立

[00:10:50] 用眼角的余光的看着

[00:10:53] 哎

[00:10:56] 王正作一看他认出来

[00:10:59] 郑坐着司令官

[00:11:00] 非是旁人

[00:11:02] 正是挖坟掘墓那个土匪头子孙殿英

[00:11:07] 国民党新编第五军的军长

[00:11:12] 那他怎么太认识了

[00:11:15] 咱们前文书说过

[00:11:17] 1927 年孙殿英搬坟掘墓之后

[00:11:20] 到了北平

[00:11:22] 把东西分散了

[00:11:23] 然后到新房楼吃过饭

[00:11:27] 那时候蓝泊湾还在新丰楼

[00:11:29] 在汪恩普的领导下

[00:11:31] 汪恩朴叫孙殿英揍了一顿嘴巴子

[00:11:34] 好像没枪毙了

[00:11:36] 是这个栾蒲包过去给解的围

[00:11:39] 那彦下极深

[00:11:41] 事隔多年

[00:11:43] 但是他发现这孙殿英的嘛子没见少

[00:11:47] 还是那么多一张大驴脸

[00:11:51] 满脸青虚虚的

[00:11:53] 穿着大马靴

[00:11:54] 身上是军装

[00:11:56] 肩章领章闪闪放光

[00:11:59] 还是中将军衔啊

[00:12:02] 再看周围

[00:12:03] 站了一大帮军官

[00:12:06] 栾博吧

[00:12:07] 新说是这条正式的

[00:12:09] 赶紧过来时里

[00:12:13] 孙长官

[00:12:14] 您不认识我了

[00:12:15] 我不是栾学堂马

[00:12:18] 绰号叫栾蒲包

[00:12:20] 您王了27 年的时候

[00:12:22] 就民国17 年min 到新丰楼吃过饭

[00:12:25] 是我亲自款待您的

[00:12:28] 吃的葱烧海参

[00:12:30] 你王了

[00:12:32] 嗯

[00:12:36] 栾

[00:12:37] 啊

[00:12:38] 想起来了

[00:12:39] 小姐姐

[00:12:41] 真扯淡

[00:12:42] 你说你们有点什么用

[00:12:44] 把开发管地抓了

[00:12:46] 那么说是共产党八路军

[00:12:47] 他都是饭桶

[00:12:50] 回家

[00:12:52] 呵呵呵呵

[00:12:55] 哎呀

[00:12:56] 栾老板

[00:12:57] 多年不见

[00:12:59] 你发福了吧你

[00:13:00] 哎

[00:13:00] 发了横财了吧

[00:13:03] 跟你们说啊

[00:13:04] 这小子会来事儿

[00:13:07] 当初我还记得清清楚楚帮我打点的

[00:13:10] 不错

[00:13:11] 嗯嗯

[00:13:12] 做吧

[00:13:12] 做吧

[00:13:13] 做做大水冲了龙王庙

[00:13:16] 一家人不认一家人了

[00:13:18] 你受惊了司令官

[00:13:21] 这算不了什么

[00:13:23] 战乱的年代

[00:13:25] 难免有失

[00:13:26] 在说弟兄们又不认得我是谁只是一场误会

[00:13:30] 你可别生气

[00:13:31] 没

[00:13:32] 没什么

[00:13:32] 没什么

[00:13:33] 我谢谢各位

[00:13:34] 我谢谢各位

[00:13:35] 我叫栾蒲包

[00:13:36] 你就得这么来

[00:13:38] 他知道这帮人吃顺不吃呛

[00:13:40] 你别抢茶

[00:13:43] 还真就做起来

[00:13:45] 栾蒲包怀揣侥幸心说话

[00:13:48] 哼

[00:13:49] 我这一生大队的人

[00:13:51] 曹锟我答对过

[00:13:53] 吴佩孚我交了朋友了

[00:13:55] 蒋介石我都见过呀

[00:13:58] 抓那个陈里平把我给整起了

[00:14:01] 还抓错了耶

[00:14:02] 好悬没把我枪毙了

[00:14:04] 连蒋介石我都对付得了

[00:14:06] 何况是你

[00:14:08] 你不大不小是二混子而已

[00:14:11] 今天的力用我这张力口

[00:14:13] 我得脱险

[00:14:15] 他心里想的是有了底儿

[00:14:17] 也不那么太紧张

[00:14:19] 一个劲儿说奉承话

[00:14:21] 孙将军

[00:14:23] 我认为这国民政府的军队都没了

[00:14:26] 闹了半天

[00:14:27] 在日本的眼皮底下

[00:14:28] 这还有咱们帝国君呢

[00:14:30] 哎呀

[00:14:31] 我真没想到在这儿见着您

[00:14:33] 是劳苦功高

[00:14:34] 您抗日

[00:14:36] 你你了不起

[00:14:37] 我代表北平老百姓

[00:14:39] 代表我们同行业

[00:14:41] 向您致谢

[00:14:43] 扯淡

[00:14:45] 给我带什么高帽

[00:14:47] H

[00:14:48] 别扯了

[00:14:52] 你不开饭馆你跑着溜达什么

[00:14:54] 孙将军你不知道

[00:14:57] 我娘啊

[00:14:57] 有个干闺女

[00:15:00] 我呢

[00:15:01] 也有个干闺女

[00:15:03] 一个叫珍珍

[00:15:04] 一个叫乔妹

[00:15:06] 战乱年头

[00:15:07] 失踪了不知道哪去了

[00:15:10] 俩大姑娘

[00:15:11] 万一有个三长两短的咋好

[00:15:14] 我娘天天眼泪洗脸呢

[00:15:16] 没办法

[00:15:17] 逼着我找

[00:15:19] 我不乐意出来

[00:15:20] 我还开着饭馆儿呢

[00:15:22] 到了外边

[00:15:23] 谁知道会发生什么事儿

[00:15:24] 结果母命难飞

[00:15:27] 我出来来找来

[00:15:28] 东一头西一头

[00:15:30] 这好像有病乱投医

[00:15:32] 也不怎么遇上咱自己的人

[00:15:36] 啊

[00:15:38] 哎呀

[00:15:39] 你还真别说

[00:15:40] 咱俩还真有点缘分在这儿遇上了啊

[00:15:44] 饿了

[00:15:46] 早饿了

[00:15:47] 实不相瞒

[00:15:48] 宝宝苦累一天了

[00:15:50] 哎

[00:15:50] 我有点儿饿不死的来

[00:15:54] 拿韭菜

[00:15:56] 由蔡百入

[00:15:57] 今儿我做东

[00:15:59] 请你吃点儿饭

[00:16:00] 吃完了有事儿我跟你商量

[00:16:03] 什么事儿不清楚

[00:16:04] 伦包包一想

[00:16:06] 宁做饱死鬼也不做饿死鬼

[00:16:08] 吃就吃

[00:16:10] 狼吞虎咽

[00:16:12] 又吃又喝

[00:16:13] 吃完了撤下

[00:16:15] 孙连英这才话入正题

[00:16:18] 哎哎

[00:16:20] 不包

[00:16:22] 你是三教九流全都交啊

[00:16:26] 我跟你打听个地方

[00:16:27] 你还记得吗

[00:16:28] 您说什么地方凡是北平市内的

[00:16:31] 我大概都清楚

[00:16:34] 西四牌楼广济寺

[00:16:36] 你记得

[00:16:39] 王牌玩一定要坏

[00:16:40] 一提到广济寺

[00:16:42] 他就想到刘坏水儿想到刘坏水儿就想到夺宝的那件事儿

[00:16:48] 都说是孙殿英把挖坟掘墓地珠宝藏到广济寺

[00:16:54] 藏到了地下室

[00:16:56] 刘海水也不知道怎么发现

[00:16:59] 他拿着百保箱走

[00:17:01] 让我给夺过来了

[00:17:02] 同时

[00:17:02] 我把百宝箱捐献给抗日将士傅作义将军

[00:17:08] 那这事儿看这意思他不清楚

[00:17:11] 他要知道非墙壁非剥我的皮不可

[00:17:15] 哎呀

[00:17:16] 他心里紧张

[00:17:17] 装着若无其事

[00:17:20] 广济寺我太熟了

[00:17:23] 我经常去烧香啊

[00:17:25] 我跟那块儿的方丈

[00:17:26] 现明

[00:17:27] 阿坚

[00:17:28] 四广汇

[00:17:30] 低头不见

[00:17:31] 抬头见好

[00:17:33] 好啊

[00:17:35] 阿玉

[00:17:36] 上你呢

[00:17:36] 是个好事儿

[00:17:38] 我有什么我说什么

[00:17:40] 我不怕告诉你也不怕你给我泄密

[00:17:44] 您说咱不是外人

[00:17:46] 有用我之处

[00:17:48] 我定当效劳

[00:17:50] 告诉你啊

[00:17:52] 广济寺那地底下

[00:17:55] 有

[00:17:55] 我搁了点儿东西

[00:17:57] A

[00:17:58] 什么东西你甭问

[00:18:00] 反正是值钱的东西

[00:18:03] 一晃十来年了

[00:18:06] 这东西还在地下埋着呢

[00:18:08] 我跟你打听的意思是

[00:18:10] 广义四现在有什么变化

[00:18:12] 没

[00:18:13] 没有

[00:18:14] 和尚还是和尚

[00:18:16] 庙宇还是庙宇

[00:18:17] 香火还挺圣

[00:18:19] 这年头儿都想去烧香

[00:18:22] 都想拜佛

[00:18:23] 不知将军你问我这些究竟干什么