《小五义 第024集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 开书啊

[00:00:04] 到了晚上

[00:00:06] 空气肯定紧张啊

[00:00:08] 今天晚上是正日

[00:00:11] 再按老马灯火辉煌

[00:00:16] 大门挂灯

[00:00:18] 二门皮红

[00:00:19] 张灯结彩

[00:00:22] 为了亮堂

[00:00:25] 在他们家的左右接口

[00:00:28] 还准备了两堆篝火

[00:00:31] 用木柴和鱼油

[00:00:34] 搅合一块儿点着了我苗子都一站

[00:00:37] 多好

[00:00:38] 照明天地

[00:00:41] 离得多远都能看见

[00:00:44] 另外

[00:00:45] 他们家请了两波鼓

[00:00:47] 要搬

[00:00:49] 吃完了

[00:00:50] 晚饭开始吹打

[00:00:53] 可以说

[00:00:53] 不要喧天

[00:00:55] 能传出二三十里去

[00:01:00] 因为老头儿也豁出去了

[00:01:01] 多给赏钱

[00:01:03] 这些吹鼓手也卯上劲

[00:01:06] 换班儿吹

[00:01:09] 家里面的人换上新衣裳

[00:01:12] 佩戴红花出来进去

[00:01:15] 喜气洋洋

[00:01:17] 简直救了

[00:01:19] 其实你没仔细看

[00:01:21] 任乐比哭还难看

[00:01:24] 他心里都清楚

[00:01:27] 这是一台假戏

[00:01:30] 马东码头换了身新衣服

[00:01:34] 四棱圆为君醉花园外场10 G 的黄子韬

[00:01:40] 里里外外张罗着

[00:01:44] 那么最关键的就是新房

[00:01:48] 在新房焕然一新

[00:01:51] 除了红色之旅

[00:01:54] 砸机子

[00:01:55] 烂高烧

[00:01:57] 满屋里耍亮

[00:02:00] 又撒了不少麝香

[00:02:02] 进屋一提鼻子打别的乡

[00:02:06] 说这都有了

[00:02:07] 新娘是谁

[00:02:09] 蒋平在小地区之中物色一个

[00:02:13] 就是小霞

[00:02:15] 卢天雕

[00:02:17] 徐良的出去

[00:02:20] 咱们这个角色

[00:02:21] 这一定

[00:02:22] 价格

[00:02:23] 假扮新娘

[00:02:25] 龙田标那嘴当时就撅起来

[00:02:29] **异响

[00:02:30] 怎么那么倒霉

[00:02:32] 来了好几十人

[00:02:33] 他把我选中

[00:02:35] 他跟蒋欣和埃及

[00:02:37] 子爷爷

[00:02:39] 换个人儿不

[00:02:40] 我哪集五大三粗的我就不像

[00:02:43] 叫你合适

[00:02:45] 你瞅你跟个大姑娘有什么区别a

[00:02:49] 这在擦

[00:02:50] 沿着抹粉再装

[00:02:51] 再上黑

[00:02:53] 每一完了姑娘还得漂亮时尚

[00:02:56] 你找别人能行吗

[00:02:58] 你不在我干嘛

[00:02:59] 我像新娘吗

[00:03:02] 要不叫你师傅去量干虾吗

[00:03:04] 我屌丝滚

[00:03:06] 嘿

[00:03:06] 你不敢

[00:03:07] 你就别吹破

[00:03:09] 龙田彪还想争议

[00:03:12] 举两把脸沉下来

[00:03:14] 应该徐良啊

[00:03:16] 在狐狸面前

[00:03:17] 威信甚高

[00:03:19] 老师演绎陈图底下的马爪龙旋标

[00:03:23] 把头一低

[00:03:24] 不干正经

[00:03:26] 只要咱们的天黑以后

[00:03:28] 找了几个丫鬟

[00:03:30] 婆子服侍他

[00:03:32] 反正头破

[00:03:33] 哎呀

[00:03:33] 输了

[00:03:34] 按照新娘的样子

[00:03:37] 穿戴打扮

[00:03:39] 化妆品

[00:03:41] 就是有一样

[00:03:42] 龙田标

[00:03:43] 内衬短

[00:03:44] 特佩戴

[00:03:49] 本来他是使遭的

[00:03:51] 那刀太长

[00:03:53] 随身带着不方便

[00:03:55] 只好在一款避暑

[00:03:58] 揣到怀里

[00:04:00] 一把刀可以把窗帘

[00:04:03] 蒋平拿着龙田标记手啊

[00:04:07] 多大了

[00:04:09] 你怎么老逗我18 了啊

[00:04:12] 18 了

[00:04:13] 孩儿啊

[00:04:15] 绝对让你担当点儿特殊的角色

[00:04:18] 你们多有意思

[00:04:21] 人这一生啊

[00:04:22] 五花八门儿

[00:04:24] 你也当个亲娘啊

[00:04:26] 开吧

[00:04:28] 这场戏你可别演砸了

[00:04:31] 别人在外头张罗着

[00:04:33] 你就在新房这坐着

[00:04:35] 别动

[00:04:36] 新娘子还号

[00:04:39] 哪儿也不能去啊

[00:04:40] 盖住一盖就老实在这儿

[00:04:45] 长着呢

[00:04:46] 刘雪小姨进新房

[00:04:49] 要准备洞房花烛的时候

[00:04:52] 把门关好

[00:04:54] 你要出其不意给他来一家

[00:04:58] 记住啊

[00:04:59] 可别整错了

[00:05:01] 放点血行

[00:05:02] 挖个活的

[00:05:05] 我们还准备从他嘴里要东西

[00:05:08] 明白吧

[00:05:09] 明白

[00:05:11] 鸡爪

[00:05:12] 抓刘雪强的事儿交给你了

[00:05:15] 一旦动了手

[00:05:17] 你马上出前院喊

[00:05:20] 我们听见你的喊声

[00:05:22] 里里外外一齐动手

[00:05:26] 千钧

[00:05:27] 重担可全在你身上

[00:05:30] 如果你弄砸了

[00:05:32] 让这赛虎跑了

[00:05:33] 可麻烦了

[00:05:34] 好

[00:05:35] 我尽力而为

[00:05:36] 不下

[00:05:38] 不是尽力

[00:05:39] 是一定要怎么办

[00:05:40] Aa 我记住了

[00:05:43] 新房交的龙填表

[00:05:46] 外边陪写的

[00:05:48] 让小齐杰

[00:05:50] 你们这小齐杰呀

[00:05:52] 加入开封不久

[00:05:55] 年纪都提起

[00:05:57] 在江湖上闯荡的年头也不多

[00:06:01] 对于阎王债的贼来说

[00:06:03] 很少认识他

[00:06:05] 略微化妆台外

[00:06:07] 贼人都认不出来

[00:06:09] 何况乱骂人哇

[00:06:12] 让孩子仔细去挑去

[00:06:15] 这就是叫他们扮成娘人且

[00:06:19] 徐良先不能露面

[00:06:22] 是谁

[00:06:24] 几乎没有不认识徐良的

[00:06:26] 要进来一眼看他在这儿一换

[00:06:30] 让徐良藏到大厅旁边的耳旁里头

[00:06:34] 专门给徐良准备点吃喝被褥

[00:06:37] 没事儿

[00:06:38] 他就在这闭目养神

[00:06:39] 饿了就在这吃喝

[00:06:41] 外搭起来道极妙的关头

[00:06:44] 徐良的la dao 蹦出去

[00:06:47] 蒋平笑着跟徐亮说

[00:06:49] 嗨

[00:06:51] 至于打仗这事儿

[00:06:53] 你太内行了

[00:06:55] 叔叔

[00:06:56] 我就不嘱咐你

[00:06:58] 你看着什么时候合适

[00:07:01] 你拉一下不就蹦

[00:07:03] 今天晚上别都是假的

[00:07:07] 助手是真的

[00:07:09] 输赢胜败全在孩子你的身上

[00:07:14] 你可得露两下

[00:07:16] 四叔

[00:07:16] 你放心把这个事情交给下去

[00:07:18] 让他好啦

[00:07:19] 我放心

[00:07:21] 三十七两

[00:07:23] 杨云也不能露面

[00:07:26] 你看谁都没来

[00:07:27] 以前讲评

[00:07:28] 在这儿顾着沾着心贼一来

[00:07:30] 讲评也有情

[00:07:33] 不然的话谁不认识他

[00:07:35] 哪个不知道大武艺的潘江水

[00:07:40] 蒋师爷也选了个韩剧

[00:07:43] 愚者水手大门水手二门达起来上了怎么办

[00:07:49] 拜了

[00:07:49] 怎么讲就是全永安

[00:07:53] 又在老马家布下天罗地网

[00:07:57] 就这30 几个人

[00:07:59] 要脚和地不撇在

[00:08:04] 说话之间

[00:08:06] 哈尔滨篇快打

[00:08:08] 阎王债的人还没来

[00:08:12] 老码头内心啊

[00:08:13] 就提着嗓子眼

[00:08:16] 好的

[00:08:16] 后院密室之中见着奖金

[00:08:22] 想起来怎么没动静还没来

[00:08:25] 还招什么急啊

[00:08:26] 他肯定得来

[00:08:29] 我可不能露面儿啦

[00:08:30] 都交给你啦

[00:08:32] 千千万万你要谨慎从事a

[00:08:35] 快回去

[00:08:36] 快出去

[00:08:37] 姚明把他撵走

[00:08:39] 狼码头刚到前院

[00:08:42] 稳压一个侄儿

[00:08:43] 满头大汗跑的

[00:08:46] 出口来来了

[00:08:48] 来了

[00:08:51] 这小子这两句话

[00:08:53] 跟两颗炸弹

[00:08:56] 整个院子进去啊

[00:08:59] 人的心都要碎了

[00:09:01] 老码头半晌

[00:09:04] 后来有影响

[00:09:06] 你关仁都告诉我

[00:09:07] 别害怕

[00:09:08] 别害怕

[00:09:08] 怎么是把零头我害怕

[00:09:11] 老头狠狠掐了自己大腿

[00:09:13] 一下没出结果

[00:09:16] 胆小不得将军做

[00:09:19] 就你这样的

[00:09:19] 一辈子没出息

[00:09:22] 我身后有那么多高人

[00:09:23] 我怕什么

[00:09:25] 还想着这果然是哪段

[00:09:30] 离这还多远

[00:09:31] 快进咱们查出来了

[00:09:33] 我瞅着火光了

[00:09:35] 是打着火马来的

[00:09:37] 有多少人

[00:09:38] 哎哟

[00:09:39] 挺长

[00:09:39] 一大溜呢大概

[00:09:41] 看那样能有几百

[00:09:44] 老头一听就害怕

[00:09:47] 万元

[00:09:48] 才30 多岁

[00:09:50] 那要来好几百

[00:09:52] 这仗不好打呀

[00:09:55] 余干打败了我们

[00:09:57] 一家子不还得玩

[00:10:00] 可是到现在不能多想

[00:10:03] 安心准备

[00:10:04] 领着人

[00:10:06] 我到了大门口

[00:10:08] 他站在这是第二个报警

[00:10:11] 就当报杨仪

[00:10:14] 阎王债的军师

[00:10:16] 人学脚大

[00:10:19] 说话之间就听见马挂銮琳的生

[00:10:24] 哎

[00:10:24] 哎哎

[00:10:31] 一色都是马队

[00:10:33] 进了庄

[00:10:35] 何霞有几十名喽喽的

[00:10:38] 高举着火把

[00:10:40] 阆中台正中有五匹高头la

[00:10:46] 围绕着两匹白马

[00:10:49] 端坐俩人

[00:10:51] 上垂首这位

[00:10:54] 如果跳下马来平顶

[00:10:56] 身高不到六尺

[00:11:00] 刘肩膀小短

[00:11:02] 胳膊小短腿

[00:11:04] 往脸上一瞅

[00:11:05] 鼓脑门儿

[00:11:06] 脚下挖眼糖

[00:11:09] 高颧骨缩腮膀深眼窝子晃眼鼓满脸的皱纹

[00:11:15] 活脱脱的就是个哈

[00:11:20] 翻刘旭冉

[00:11:22] 他年纪60 左右岁

[00:11:25] 曹上带的团花几

[00:11:28] 身穿大红色的兰花草

[00:11:32] 一请期待

[00:11:34] 族人快讯

[00:11:36] 手中拿着答满藤条

[00:11:39] 洋洋得意

[00:11:42] 这人是谁

[00:11:43] 阎王债

[00:11:44] 李军诗、赛王

[00:11:47] 刘雪樵

[00:11:50] 别看长得像猴似的

[00:11:52] 肚子里的弯道比谁都多

[00:11:56] 不然的话能当律师吗

[00:11:59] 下去手艺人

[00:12:01] 哎

[00:12:01] 这人可漂亮

[00:12:04] 平米

[00:12:04] 身高80

[00:12:05] 挂零不到90

[00:12:08] 细腰

[00:12:09] 梁宽膀汉

[00:12:10] 扇子面的煎熬

[00:12:14] 往脸上一看

[00:12:15] 面试人

[00:12:18] 无官端正两道八字

[00:12:20] 那件玫

[00:12:22] 于队打豹子

[00:12:24] 宏观鼻梁

[00:12:25] 方海阔口颊海

[00:12:27] 岁月通红的嘴唇

[00:12:30] 刘哲艳美黑狐

[00:12:33] 吴梓境儿往上翘起来

[00:12:37] 眉宇之间还长了一道竖纹

[00:12:41] 就显着傲骨

[00:12:43] 英风遗传的彩霞

[00:12:47] 头上戴着月白缎的炸鸡

[00:12:52] 上头按着42 朵黄绒球

[00:12:55] 颤颤巍巍别号叫满天星

[00:13:00] 废柴英雄难

[00:13:03] 身上穿着月白缎衣裙短袄

[00:13:07] 勒着杏黄色师资

[00:13:09] 派吴府斯文大赛杀一

[00:13:12] 外披百花毛

[00:13:16] 120 码折扣店

[00:13:18] 这大宝剑

[00:13:19] 一瞅就是宝甲

[00:13:21] 白鲨鱼皮的剑侠

[00:13:24] 津巴沟几十件姓黄

[00:13:27] 灯笼穗儿

[00:13:27] 二尺半长

[00:13:29] 飘来白雪

[00:13:31] 他这个英雄场是胚的

[00:13:33] 没系飘带

[00:13:35] 所以很明显地看清

[00:13:38] 里边儿袋子标囊

[00:13:40] 鹿皮的标啊

[00:13:42] 大屋挂着呢

[00:13:45] 叼囊里面有荔枝撩银标

[00:13:51] 这人谁啊

[00:13:52] 了不起

[00:13:55] 天德王

[00:13:56] 黄伦手下的大元帅

[00:13:59] 人送绰号

[00:14:00] 金雕侠一

[00:14:04] 亚瑟

[00:14:07] 在天狼黄蓉面前说一半儿

[00:14:12] 他跟刘雪晓是王伦的左右手

[00:14:16] 一个车

[00:14:16] 一个大帅

[00:14:19] 因为今天晚上

[00:14:21] 军事上是成群人

[00:14:24] 没了

[00:14:25] 叫军师脸上增光

[00:14:28] 黄伦将持

[00:14:30] 让金标侠奉陪

[00:14:33] 一方面陪伴军师

[00:14:35] 另一方面起保护作用

[00:14:39] 顺便看看第几次接管查处

[00:14:43] 要把这个站点化的阎王债的实力派

[00:14:48] 曾经叫你结果儿

[00:14:51] 和间隔是多长

[00:14:54] 除了他们俩之外

[00:14:58] 还有两个大高个子

[00:14:59] 一个小错课

[00:15:02] 这俩大高个儿简直都出了号儿

[00:15:06] 哪个深高速姨丈20 左右肩宽背厚满一元

[00:15:13] 脸蛋子好像陀螺

[00:15:15] 脑袋好像酒坛子

[00:15:19] 美人掌中存着一条丧门螺丝棍

[00:15:25] 呼吁人上下穿行

[00:15:27] 挂到干净利落

[00:15:29] 着急了吧

[00:15:31] 这俩人是谁呀

[00:15:33] 阎王债两个猛将

[00:15:36] 微金彪侠淋浴管的

[00:15:40] 这两个一个叫大绿神

[00:15:43] 车新远

[00:15:45] 一个叫桑梅什

[00:15:46] 金德利

[00:15:50] 他们俩这劲儿可菜啊

[00:15:53] 掌中

[00:15:53] 这个都超过100亿

[00:15:57] 在阎王在做一角

[00:15:59] 72个山头乱猜

[00:16:02] 就连宁夏国

[00:16:04] 全都称赞这两个人的蜈蚣

[00:16:08] 主要因为咱们力量大

[00:16:10] 今天晚上以防万一

[00:16:12] 把这两员猛将也带着

[00:16:16] 还有个小个儿

[00:16:18] 这小哥长得挫骨伦敦

[00:16:19] 亚古伦敦

[00:16:21] 其貌不扬

[00:16:23] 这也是阎王盖上了不起的人叫魂地雷

[00:16:30] 他会72 入地喊道

[00:16:34] 没地方

[00:16:35] 万一他也跟来了

[00:16:37] 在他五匹马的后头

[00:16:39] 天赋债主

[00:16:40] 还有十七八个人

[00:16:42] 余者都是漏的

[00:16:45] 真累啊

[00:16:46] 前呼后拥

[00:16:48] 无知来到老马家门前

[00:16:52] 马老头一看

[00:16:53] 腿肚子都往前转

[00:16:56] 别人他不认得

[00:16:57] 认得刘雪晓

[00:16:59] 上回逃税就是他来的

[00:17:02] 马忠良一步跪倒在地

[00:17:05] 军师大人在上小楼儿英杰来时

[00:17:09] 无罪无罪

[00:17:12] 他的衣柜

[00:17:14] 家里人都跟着跪着

[00:17:17] 刘雪樵一看把马屁拍的

[00:17:20] 嗯

[00:17:22] 哈哈哈哈

[00:17:25] 啊

[00:17:26] 老泰山

[00:17:27] 何必多礼呢

[00:17:29] 甩镫离鞍

[00:17:30] 从马上跳下来

[00:17:31] 把玛丽给搀出去

[00:17:34] 您是我的老前辈

[00:17:37] 我是你姑爷

[00:17:39] 姑爷跟儿子也差不多少

[00:17:42] 你怎么还给我心里老泰山在上手姑爷一半

[00:17:50] 你说这个说话真恬不知耻

[00:17:53] 他快60 了

[00:17:54] 你这老泰山岁数还大

[00:17:56] 当时这些人就磕头

[00:17:58] 老头儿往旁边一闪身

[00:18:00] 不敢不敢

[00:18:01] 来来来

[00:18:02] 我给你介绍介绍

[00:18:03] 这时候中国人都想啊

[00:18:05] 这是我们大帅金雕侠侣

[00:18:07] 这是谁

[00:18:08] 这是谁趴趴到桌子上

[00:18:10] 马东啊

[00:18:10] 根本都没听啊

[00:18:14] 仗着胆子

[00:18:16] 把群贼让进家中

[00:18:20] 赛活猴的刘雪小傻木遗憾

[00:18:26] 心里是十分的满意

[00:18:30] 可以看出来

[00:18:31] 进去这些人

[00:18:32] 一个个满脸堆笑

[00:18:35] 都换着新衣服

[00:18:37] 里里外外跟我出谜

[00:18:40] 这一进院儿两旁揍要鼓乐喧天

[00:18:45] 哎

[00:18:46] 他这才感觉到

[00:18:49] 我真正是个姑姥爷了啊

[00:18:52] 我要说的话

[00:18:54] 谁敢不听

[00:18:57] 说话之间进了客厅

[00:19:00] 大家落座

[00:19:01] 老头儿张罗着仑孛堇菜

[00:19:06] 可是来的人太多呀

[00:19:09] 这怎么办呢

[00:19:12] 看着讲评的受益

[00:19:15] 马总就跟留学桥请示

[00:19:18] 因为啥

[00:19:19] 哎呀

[00:19:20] 来了这么多的地球

[00:19:22] 我这个家宅房子虽然挺多

[00:19:25] 但是房屋简陋

[00:19:29] 所以呢

[00:19:30] 我在村北准备了一座祠堂

[00:19:35] 那是我们老马家祠堂收拾的非常干净

[00:19:40] 是不是秦弟兄们

[00:19:42] 到祠堂那边取酒

[00:19:44] 若是军师意下如何

[00:19:47] 行啊

[00:19:48] 行行行

[00:19:50] 主要的人留下

[00:19:52] 我说庞顺呢在

[00:19:55] 就是那个活码

[00:19:58] 哈

[00:19:59] 这罗圈腿儿过来

[00:20:00] 太君

[00:20:03] 你领着弟兄们

[00:20:06] 敢问祠堂就做

[00:20:08] 告诉大家

[00:20:09] 多吃多喝啊

[00:20:11] 得三天以后咱们才能回山市

[00:20:17] 这个滚地雷就这样滚出去了

[00:20:20] 把手一摆过来

[00:20:24] 马忠拍了个侄儿

[00:20:26] 在头前引路

[00:20:28] 把这伙子人引走

[00:20:31] 大村北有一座祠堂

[00:20:32] 离这儿挺远

[00:20:35] 为什么把他们调开

[00:20:38] 这是讲评地主

[00:20:41] 这是分散责任的动力

[00:20:45] 果然人也太多了

[00:20:48] 一个动手的时候不得吃亏吗

[00:20:51] 这样呢

[00:20:52] 就即使他们发现了再来

[00:20:55] 起码在老马这些贼也全报销啊

[00:21:00] 所有人不知道这是一剂结果

[00:21:03] 都上当

[00:21:05] 韩信祠堂

[00:21:06] 这会儿小贼

[00:21:08] 暂且不提

[00:21:10] 咱说老马去

[00:21:12] 重要人物都在这儿住

[00:21:15] 音标霞

[00:21:16] 李玉华宝剑带上去走

[00:21:19] 塞侯刘雪景没下去

[00:21:22] 大力人车心远

[00:21:25] 丧门神

[00:21:26] 金得利在两旁香梅

[00:21:29] 有几名亲兵在外头站着疼

[00:21:34] 大家吃了几杯酒

[00:21:38] 老码头就说姑爷

[00:21:41] 我看这么大

[00:21:43] 天色也不早了

[00:21:45] 你们赶长途也够累的

[00:21:48] 如果姑爷不嫌弃的话

[00:21:51] 早点儿闺房休息

[00:21:54] 不知意下如何

[00:21:56] 哎呀

[00:21:57] 真是你想的真周到

[00:22:00] 我老泰山

[00:22:01] 请问

[00:22:02] 你女儿搁了一许配给我

[00:22:05] 乐意乐意

[00:22:08] 我们是求之不得呀

[00:22:10] 当然了

[00:22:11] 女孩子

[00:22:13] 比如说给他找了人家了

[00:22:15] 难免调几点伤心眼泪

[00:22:18] 这也是人之常情

[00:22:20] 后来我们老夫妻阿姨给他奖励乘客

[00:22:23] 厉害啊

[00:22:24] 高兴的不得了

[00:22:26] 嫁给您

[00:22:27] 有吃有喝

[00:22:29] 他能不高兴

[00:22:31] 哎

[00:22:32] 这就对了

[00:22:34] 好好说的痛快

[00:22:36] 说的痛快

[00:22:37] 咱们还得多吃

[00:22:39] 多喝拿酒来

[00:22:42] 哪知道进了如一台

[00:22:45] 无虚伪