《Humpty Dance (Instrumental DJ Tool)》歌词

[00:00:01] Humpty Hump

[00:00:20] Shock G

[00:00:21] A'ight stop whatcha doin' '

[00:00:22] Cause I'm about to ruin

[00:00:23] The image and the style that ya used to

[00:00:24] I look funny

[00:00:24] But yo I'm makin' money see

[00:00:34] So yo world

[00:00:34] I hope you're ready for me

[00:00:35] Now gather 'round

[00:00:36] I'm the new fool in town

[00:00:47] And my sound's laid down by the

[00:00:48] Underground

[00:00:48] I drink up all the

[00:00:49] Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

[00:00:49] So just let me introduce myself

[00:00:58] My name is

[00:00:58] Humpty pronounced with a

[00:01:14] Umpty Yo ladies oh how

[00:01:17] I like to funk thee

[00:01:19] And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee

[00:01:21] I'm steppin' tall y'all

[00:01:21] And just like

[00:01:22] Humpty Dumpty

[00:01:22] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

[00:01:23] I like to rhyme

[00:01:24] I like my beats funky

[00:01:24] I'm spunky

[00:01:24] I like my oatmeal lumpy

[00:01:35] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

[00:01:36] But sometimes

[00:01:38] I get ridiculous

[00:01:38] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

[00:01:39] Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish

[00:01:44] Yeah I called ya fat

[00:01:45] Look at me

[00:01:45] I'm skinny

[00:01:45] It never stopped me from gettin' busy

[00:01:46] I'm a freak

[00:01:47] I like the girls with the boom

[00:01:53] I once got busy in a

[00:01:54] Burger King bathroom

[00:01:54] I'm crazy

[00:01:54] Allow me to amaze thee

[00:01:55] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

[00:01:57] I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

[00:01:58] And I even got my own dance

[00:01:58] The

[00:01:58] Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:01:59] Do the Humpty

[00:02:00] Hump come on and do the

[00:02:00] Humpty Hump

[00:02:01] Do the Humpty

[00:02:01] Hump just watch me do the

[00:02:02] Humpty Hump

[00:02:02] Do ya know what

[00:02:02] I'm doin' doin' the

[00:02:03] Humpty Hump

[00:02:03] Do the Humpty

[00:02:03] Hump do the

[00:02:04] Humpty Hump

[00:02:06] People say Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'

[00:02:11] That's all right 'cause

[00:02:13] I get things cookin'

[00:02:15] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

[00:02:17] But ya can't get near me

[00:02:18] I give 'em more see and on the floor

[00:02:23] B All the girls they adore me

[00:02:24] Oh yes ladies

[00:02:30] I'm really bein' sincere '

[00:02:31] Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

[00:02:32] My nose is big uh uh

[00:02:32] I'm not ashamed

[00:02:34] Big like a pickle

[00:02:35] I'm still gettin' paid

[00:02:35] I get laid by the ladies ya know

[00:02:39] I'm in charge

[00:02:39] Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

[00:02:40] I get stupid

[00:02:40] I shoot an arrow like

[00:02:41] Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid

[00:02:44] I sang on

[00:02:45] Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it

[00:02:45] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

[00:02:49] Also told ya that

[00:02:49] I like to bite

[00:02:49] Well yeah

[00:02:50] I guess it's obvious

[00:02:51] I also like to write

[00:02:51] All ya had to do was give

[00:02:52] Humpty a chance

[00:02:52] And now I'm gonna do my dance

[00:02:53] Chorus Breakdown：

[00:02:53] Oh yeah that's the break y'all

[00:02:54] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

[00:02:55] Oh yeah

[00:02:55] Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

[00:02:57] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

[00:03:07] It's real easy to do check it out

[00:03:08] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

[00:03:09] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like

[00:03:10] I was smokin'

[00:03:13] Crazy wack funky

[00:03:14] People say Ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty

[00:03:15] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

[00:03:19] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

[00:03:20] Anyone can play this game

[00:03:21] This is my dance y'all

[00:03:21] Humpty Hump's my name

[00:03:22] No two people will do it the same

[00:03:23] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

[00:03:24] Humpin' funkin' jumpin'

[00:03:25] Jig around shakin' ya rump

[00:03:25] And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

[00:03:26] Tell him Step off I'm doin' the Hump

[00:03:44] Chorus Black people do the

[00:03:45] Humpty Hump do the

[00:03:45] Humpty Hump

[00:03:54] White people do the

[00:03:55] Humpty Hump do the

[00:03:56] Humpty Hump

[00:03:56] Puerto Ricans do the

[00:04:08] Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump

[00:04:08] Samoans do the

[00:04:09] Humpty Hump do the

[00:04:09] Humpty Hump

[00:04:10] Let's get stupid

[00:04:11] Chorus Oh yeah come on and break it down

[00:04:12] Outro：Once again the

[00:04:13] Underground is in the house

[00:04:14] I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world

[00:04:15] Keep on doin' the

[00:04:16] Humpty Dance

[00:04:17] And to all the ladies

[00:04:17] Peace and humptiness forever

[00:04:19] Music and fade