《Coin Operated Goi》歌词

[00:00:00] Coin operated goi

[00:00:06] Voltaire

[00:00:07] Coin operated goi

[00:00:08] Scary but it's true

[00:00:10] He is not a jew

[00:00:12] He won't dance the horah

[00:00:13] Won't light the menorah

[00:00:15] And it's not a lie

[00:00:16] He ain't even circumcised

[00:00:18] Oi

[00:00:19] Coin operated goi

[00:00:22] I'm not so sure that he's kosher

[00:00:26] Deskite what is in the brochure

[00:00:29] Everything he eats is wrapped in ham

[00:00:35] Plus he tried to pork me in the can

[00:00:42] I should go and ask my rabbi

[00:00:45] If it's a sin if he and I

[00:00:48] Do it through a small hole in a sheet

[00:00:54] Just big enough to slip my kosher meat

[00:01:01] Groin masticated joy

[00:01:04] Oh boy

[00:01:11] Coin operated goi

[00:01:13] Can't hang with the moyles

[00:01:15] He and got the curls

[00:01:17] I say we convert him

[00:01:18] It ain't gonna hurt him

[00:01:19] Well

[00:01:20] Maybe downbelow

[00:01:21] He will have to undergo

[00:01:23] A groin operation ploy

[00:01:28] His bris we'll perform

[00:01:30] To make his schmuck deformed

[00:01:33] The moyle gets a dollar

[00:01:36] If he makes him holler

[00:01:40] To make his schmuck more slim

[00:01:43] We'll chop off his foreskin

[00:01:48] Give it to the waiter

[00:01:53] He'll bless it for seder

[00:01:57] We'll nosh on it later

[00:02:02] Oh I want a

[00:02:08] I want a

[00:02:12] I want a

[00:02:17] I want a

[00:02:22] For rosh hashanah

[00:02:28] A coin operated goi

[00:03:11] Oh boy

[00:03:14] Coin operated goi

[00:03:16] Scary but it's true

[00:03:18] He was not a jew

[00:03:19] But honestly

[00:03:21] No schitzvah

[00:03:21] He had a bar mitzvah

[00:03:23] Now he's kosher too

[00:03:24] He just like me and you

[00:03:26] A coin operated jew