《The Joker’s Wild》歌词

[00:00:00] The Joker's Wild - Insane Clown Posse

[00:00:01] Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's

[00:00:04] Number one game show The Joker's Wild

[00:00:07] Shaggy tell us something about tonight's contestants

[00:00:11] Hey motherf**kers

[00:00:13] Get ready for the killer show of this bitch

[00:00:15] We gotta cop we gotta judge and we gotta redneck

[00:00:18] So step the f**k up and play the Joker's Wild "

[00:00:21] Woohoo

[00:00:23] Everybody smile guess who's back on your underground dial

[00:00:26] It's the game show host with the most

[00:00:29] And tonight we finna have a little pig roast

[00:00:32] Cop copper it's been a long while

[00:00:34] Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle

[00:00:37] Mr Pig-Man packing that steel

[00:00:40] But tonight you ain't shit now spin the f**kin' wheel

[00:00:44] Looks good nice try

[00:00:45] Now let's see just how ya gonna die

[00:00:48] Lucky lucky he landed on Carpenter Jed

[00:00:51] He just pounds nails in your forehead

[00:00:53] The pig got lucky that time

[00:00:56] But let's take a look who's next down the line

[00:00:58] Oh the 43rd District judge

[00:01:01] Hey pal remember me you threw me in jail

[00:01:04] Take a spin or I'll snap your neck

[00:01:06] The clicker's landed let me check

[00:01:08] The Jokey hey it ain't bad at all

[00:01:11] We just cut your face off and slap your skull

[00:01:14] Who's next for the games and fun

[00:01:17] Hillbilly Earl come on down run

[00:01:19] The redneck that sicked his dog on me

[00:01:23] Now that's gonna cost you a spin buddy

[00:01:25] Spin around and around it goes

[00:01:27] Staple your lips shut cut off your toes

[00:01:30] Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile

[00:01:33] Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

[00:01:35] Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies

[00:01:40] Jeffrey Dahmer

[00:01:41] No the correct answer would be your mother

[00:01:44] Shaggs

[00:01:45] Aww shit motherf**kers

[00:01:48] Get ready for round two of this bitch

[00:01:50] So if you want your f**king neckbone chopped

[00:01:53] Step the f**k up and play the Joker's Wild "

[00:01:57] You like big money and prizes don't ya

[00:01:59] You'd probably kill for a big prize won't ya

[00:02:02] Ya little bitch it's your turn to spin

[00:02:04] Free money now spin again

[00:02:07] Oh goody the unzip your drawers

[00:02:10] I'm finna clip this chain on your balls

[00:02:12] Raise ya upside down for the bang bada

[00:02:15] Now we bust your head like a pinata

[00:02:18] The audience loves that shit

[00:02:20] Listen to 'em cheer when your forehead splits

[00:02:23] Wait Cut to a break oh shit d-damn ah

[00:02:27] We got guts on the camera

[00:02:29] The Joker's Wild is brought to you by Faygo

[00:02:33] Everybody sing

[00:02:34] Send your momma straight up to the store

[00:02:36] Tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo

[00:02:39] Welcome back to the Carnival Show

[00:02:41] Here's your chance for the big money cash flow

[00:02:44] Hit your buzzer pull your lever

[00:02:47] Joker joker lemon we sever your head

[00:02:50] Pick a door one two or three

[00:02:52] It's the same behind every door me

[00:02:55] There's no escape now gimme that bald head

[00:02:57] The crowd can't help look they're all dead

[00:03:00] At home they just watching your doom

[00:03:03] We broadcast from hell to your living room

[00:03:05] I ripped off his knuckle wicked clown style

[00:03:08] Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

[00:03:11] It's time to play hit or miss

[00:03:13] Contestant number one open your mouth

[00:03:16] Contestant number two get ready

[00:03:17] Will he hit or miss

[00:03:18] He hit What's next

[00:03:20] We got money we got cash we got prizes

[00:03:25] We got blood we got guts

[00:03:28] We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild

[00:03:32] I got my yellow suit and my purple tie

[00:03:34] Somebody's gonna die oh my

[00:03:37] It's Mr Thompson my next door neighbor

[00:03:40] Always bitchin yellin' from the kitchen window

[00:03:42] See he died and he went to hell though

[00:03:45] We meet again I got my own game show

[00:03:48] Spin the wheel cuz I just can't f**k around

[00:03:50] Bonus round

[00:03:52] Oh shit the end of the game

[00:03:56] Bonus round we goin' out with a bang

[00:03:58] You gotta chance for money and prizes

[00:04:01] You gotta chance at death too

[00:04:03] So get ready I'm coming at'cha fast

[00:04:07] Your chance for freedom at last

[00:04:09] Four questions so are you ready Jack

[00:04:12] "Uh I think so" load the gat

[00:04:14] The cop in here

[00:04:16] Eats butt

[00:04:16] Yes the square root of two

[00:04:18] Uhh

[00:04:19] Correct nutsacs don't belong in

[00:04:21] Butt cracks

[00:04:22] Right

[00:04:23] Richboys eat

[00:04:24] Caviar

[00:04:25] No the correct answer's bullets

[00:04:29] Oh geez this is Bink Chipperwink saying

[00:04:35] "So long till next week folks

[00:04:39] See ya later goodbye"

[00:04:52] That's it go home