《小五义 第306集》歌词

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[00:00:04] 陆小英跟他爹

[00:00:06] 陆景、陆天林

[00:00:09] 还有那位山药蛋

[00:00:12] 三个人从东路赶奔三仙观

[00:00:17] 白芸瑞、房书安带二小从西路奔三仙观

[00:00:23] 咱们光说白锐

[00:00:24] 他们没提这三位

[00:00:28] 那么这三位进没进三仙观

[00:00:32] 陆小英为什么一个人回来

[00:00:35] 咱还得交待清楚

[00:00:37] 其实他们三个人呢

[00:00:39] 连三仙观的边儿都没沾上

[00:00:43] 刚走到第四道关口

[00:00:45] 叫绝命台

[00:00:48] 遇上麻烦啦

[00:00:51] 绝命台这块儿的主将

[00:00:54] 就是海外三仙之二那个老道离到安

[00:01:01] 人送绰号叫飞天屋子

[00:01:05] 李道安本人倒没什么了不起

[00:01:09] 他请了四个帮忙的

[00:01:12] 这四个人都是南海槟榔岛大觉寺的了不起的凶僧

[00:01:18] 一个叫极光

[00:01:20] 一个叫吉辰

[00:01:22] 一个叫吉远

[00:01:23] 一个叫极角

[00:01:26] 这四个凶僧号称南海四绝

[00:01:31] 咱不是说过吗

[00:01:33] 一仙二圣

[00:01:35] 三道四绝

[00:01:37] 就只他们四个说的

[00:01:40] 每人掌中一条五色勾魂幡

[00:01:46] 这样的一个镇简直太特殊了

[00:01:49] 在这儿帮着李道安守把绝命台

[00:01:54] 要不把他们几个给挪开

[00:01:57] 就休想进三仙观

[00:02:00] 结果

[00:02:02] 老头子录井飞身上台

[00:02:05] 被人家四条勾魂幡给勾住了

[00:02:09] 生擒活拿

[00:02:12] 山药蛋一看不好

[00:02:13] 飞身上台打算营救

[00:02:17] 结果也被人家生擒活达

[00:02:23] 陆景就利用这机会冲台下喊

[00:02:26] 丫头

[00:02:27] 快些逃命

[00:02:29] 别上绝命台

[00:02:31] 快走

[00:02:33] 因此

[00:02:34] 陆小英算捡了一条命

[00:02:37] 谈着眼泪离开绝命台

[00:02:42] 他一个人呢

[00:02:44] 不敢顺原路回来

[00:02:46] 绕大山过来

[00:02:47] 转到天亮才转到这儿

[00:02:52] 陆小英到树林一看

[00:02:54] 前头一伙人

[00:02:56] 他不知道是谁

[00:02:57] 仔细一看啊

[00:02:59] 才放了心

[00:03:01] 闹了半天

[00:03:01] 是白芸瑞、房书安他们

[00:03:03] 哎哟

[00:03:03] 可见着亲人了

[00:03:05] 那个人是谁

[00:03:07] 从他们谈话当中他才知道

[00:03:09] 闹了半天是三千万

[00:03:12] 他怎么还没婚姻的事儿

[00:03:14] 这不想撬我的行

[00:03:16] 骂白芸瑞是我丈夫

[00:03:18] 我焉有不管之理

[00:03:20] 因此大喊一声

[00:03:21] 他才出来

[00:03:23] 方淑文好像没了

[00:03:27] 心说老叔啊

[00:03:28] 谁让你长那么好呢

[00:03:30] 又有能耐

[00:03:31] 官又大

[00:03:32] 你要像我这样

[00:03:34] 谁也不跟我

[00:03:36] 我得多省心呢

[00:03:37] 哎

[00:03:38] 又爬了一个

[00:03:41] 我看这位啊

[00:03:42] 将来也甩不下去呀

[00:03:45] 你白芸瑞再有能耐

[00:03:47] 我看你怎么收口儿

[00:03:52] 就在这时

[00:03:53] 陆小英大踏步来到张笑影的近前

[00:03:57] 你是什么人

[00:03:59] 哪来个***

[00:04:01] 一张纸画个鼻子

[00:04:03] 你好大的脸

[00:04:06] 张笑影也愣住

[00:04:07] 把双剑一分

[00:04:09] 看了看陆小英

[00:04:11] 这一女子

[00:04:12] 你是何人

[00:04:14] 连我都不知道看见没

[00:04:17] 白瑞

[00:04:19] 那是我的未婚夫

[00:04:21] 我是他的未婚妻

[00:04:22] 我叫陆小兵

[00:04:25] 正牌儿

[00:04:27] 正主正宗政令的夫人

[00:04:31] 你算个什么东西

[00:04:32] 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉啊

[00:04:35] 拿命来

[00:04:38] 这俩女的打在一块儿

[00:04:41] 别人没法插手啊

[00:04:43] 这张笑影上哪比得了陆小英去

[00:04:48] 打了20几个回合就不行了

[00:04:50] 他刚想使七色电光球呢

[00:04:54] 首钢往兜里一掏

[00:04:55] 完了

[00:04:57] 猛然着身子一摘

[00:05:00] 七窍流血

[00:05:02] 是死于非命

[00:05:04] 啦啦啦啦

[00:05:05] 宝剑撒手

[00:05:09] 陆小英过来看了看

[00:05:11] 啊

[00:05:11] 完了完了

[00:05:12] 都不解恨

[00:05:13] 这是情敌在砍了几下

[00:05:18] 又给补了好几把剑

[00:05:21] 可叹着

[00:05:22] 张笑影就得了这么个结果

[00:05:25] 陆小英杀完了他之后

[00:05:27] 转身来见白芸瑞和房书安

[00:05:31] 把白芸瑞气地转脸冲大树没理他

[00:05:36] 就得房书安过了河西离我老婶来了房山

[00:05:42] 一瞧

[00:05:42] 我这老鼠也太多点儿了

[00:05:44] 那死一个

[00:05:45] 这又来一个

[00:05:46] 就得这么白活呗

[00:05:47] 嗯

[00:05:48] 老师

[00:05:49] 哎呀

[00:05:49] 您可以解了围了

[00:05:51] 非常感谢哎

[00:05:54] 把你俩老爷子拿去了

[00:05:55] 一言难尽

[00:05:58] 他们到了绝命台

[00:05:59] 双双被清啊

[00:06:03] 竟然抓住了

[00:06:05] 这么一说是凶多吉少

[00:06:08] 那是自然

[00:06:09] 就是我只身一人逃出了虎口

[00:06:13] 说完呢

[00:06:15] 你跟白将军说一说

[00:06:17] 目下之计

[00:06:18] 只有速速请人

[00:06:20] 没有人可不好办了

[00:06:23] 可不是怎么的

[00:06:24] 我们也是跑出来死中得活呀

[00:06:28] 我这么办吧

[00:06:29] 老师

[00:06:29] 咱做点德行施

[00:06:31] 反正死尸啊

[00:06:33] 咱给埋了

[00:06:34] 人死不结仇对不对

[00:06:37] 这事儿呢

[00:06:38] 也别做的太绝了

[00:06:40] 然后咱找个地方再商量下一步怎么办

[00:06:44] 或者景人呢

[00:06:46] 或者想什么办法救人

[00:06:48] 说的是二小帮忙挖了个坑

[00:06:53] 把张笑影给埋了

[00:06:55] 把血迹擦净

[00:06:58] 房书安还得劝白玉瑞

[00:06:59] 老叔啊老叔

[00:07:02] 你跟大树像什么面把脸儿撞过来

[00:07:05] 有什么抹不开的

[00:07:08] 别的都是知己

[00:07:10] 破三仙观是主要的老鼠

[00:07:14] 咱找个地方长

[00:07:17] 说啊

[00:07:18] 今天就是今天

[00:07:19] 咱把所有的事儿全都了结了

[00:07:23] 什么老婶儿不老实的

[00:07:24] 我根本就不承认

[00:07:27] 你告诉他

[00:07:28] 往后不准再提婚姻二字

[00:07:32] 可方才跟那死鬼都说些什么

[00:07:35] 什么叫正宗政令

[00:07:38] 什么时候订的这门福音

[00:07:40] 我压根儿就不承认

[00:07:42] 哎哟

[00:07:43] 房书安一看

[00:07:44] 坏了

[00:07:45] 白芸瑞好像疯了似的

[00:07:48] 怎么劝也不好使

[00:07:50] 老方急得捂着大脑袋直转悠

[00:07:54] 再说陆小英

[00:07:57] 本来就有火

[00:07:59] 伯父被人家抓住了

[00:08:03] 现在生死不知

[00:08:06] 好容易见着亲人了

[00:08:08] 没想到白芸瑞帮帮帮

[00:08:10] 像连珠炮似的

[00:08:13] 给自己当头几棒

[00:08:17] 因此这两股火就夹在一块儿

[00:08:21] 陆小英是柳眉倒竖

[00:08:23] 咬碎银牙白芸瑞

[00:08:28] 好啊

[00:08:30] 我遇上了这么多的人

[00:08:34] 没像你这么冷酷无情的

[00:08:37] 我救了你几次

[00:08:39] 合着白就拉你呢

[00:08:41] 心叫狼叼去啦

[00:08:46] 一点儿都不假

[00:08:48] 要找就找个合适对劲儿的如意丈夫

[00:08:53] 小白脸子从来没好心眼子

[00:08:57] 你算把我的心给冷透啦

[00:09:00] 既然你无情

[00:09:02] 就休怪我无意

[00:09:05] 今天你们一个也活不了

[00:09:11] 白队这就拉倒房书安赶紧给劝

[00:09:15] 别别别

[00:09:17] 我老婶a 你先消消气儿

[00:09:22] 你刚才这话说得太不对了

[00:09:25] 白瑞德醉你了

[00:09:26] 你冲白睿算账

[00:09:28] 我不没得罪你

[00:09:30] 这俩小孩儿没得罪你

[00:09:32] 你干什么一勺烩

[00:09:35] 再说也犯不上话

[00:09:37] 解释开了不就完了

[00:09:39] 你躲开吧

[00:09:40] 送啥

[00:09:44] 方山真怕它

[00:09:46] 这个阴阳太极针可太厉害了

[00:09:49] 一动弹

[00:09:50] 你那就玩完了

[00:09:52] 不容你空

[00:09:54] 你想跑也跑不了

[00:09:56] 可正在问的时候

[00:09:57] 树林外头又来一个人

[00:10:00] 撒脚如飞

[00:10:02] 别动

[00:10:04] 都别动手

[00:10:05] 自家人

[00:10:06] 我来了

[00:10:09] 大伙儿一看

[00:10:10] 哎哟

[00:10:11] 真是喜出望外

[00:10:13] 正是老间可上淮山

[00:10:16] 绰号那位山药蛋

[00:10:21] 刚才咱说了

[00:10:23] 山药蛋不是让人抓住了吗

[00:10:26] 对

[00:10:27] 果然是抓住的

[00:10:30] 但是他身份太高呢

[00:10:32] 功夫了不起

[00:10:34] 抓住能怎么的

[00:10:37] 内四角森跟李道安一响

[00:10:41] 抓住这人咱别留

[00:10:44] 干脆全送到三仙观

[00:10:46] 叫金灯大件处理

[00:10:50] 所以啊

[00:10:51] 用绳捆着

[00:10:53] 拿个扁担一穿

[00:10:55] 俩人一波

[00:10:56] 俩人一波

[00:10:57] 抬着他们奔三仙观

[00:11:01] 没想到山药蛋会解雇范

[00:11:06] 结果发是什么

[00:11:07] 一抖着肩膀绳就开

[00:11:10] 这也是一种特殊的能耐

[00:11:12] 他抬到半道这边

[00:11:14] 一抖了

[00:11:14] 跑了

[00:11:17] 就这样历尽艰辛

[00:11:20] 跑了一夜

[00:11:21] 这才来到树林

[00:11:24] 可巧遇上了房书安堂

[00:11:27] 房书安

[00:11:31] 是他转轴最多的人

[00:11:34] 大学

[00:11:36] 有时候这招啊

[00:11:38] 也转不动

[00:11:41] 就拿白云类

[00:11:43] 和陆小英这个婚事来说

[00:11:47] 就把他给憋住了

[00:11:50] 把个大头鬼急得

[00:11:53] 头蒙眼花

[00:11:56] 不知所措

[00:11:59] 杨汉陆小英就要翻脸

[00:12:03] 可巧

[00:12:05] 在这时候

[00:12:06] 南海起剑活报应尚怀山

[00:12:11] 来到了

[00:12:15] 房书安之的

[00:12:16] 这老头儿主义最短

[00:12:20] 赶紧向尚老剑客求救

[00:12:25] 章怀山还不知怎么回事儿

[00:12:28] 后来听房书安从头到尾一讲

[00:12:32] 他也为难了

[00:12:36] 别看他刚才说过大话

[00:12:37] 说白芸瑞的事儿包在我身上如何长短

[00:12:43] 那叫拍老腔挨老子呢

[00:12:48] 轮着真格的他也不能包办代替

[00:12:54] 她给小达摩白云瑞一不沾亲

[00:12:57] 二不带故

[00:12:59] 婚姻大事怎么能强迫呢

[00:13:03] 但是

[00:13:05] 这怎么能说服得了陆小英

[00:13:08] 让他打消这个念头

[00:13:12] 也深感难

[00:13:15] 所以上黑山呢

[00:13:17] 琢磨了好半天

[00:13:19] 想了个主意

[00:13:22] 把陆小英领到术后没人儿的地方

[00:13:26] 掰开揉碎地解劝

[00:13:30] 陆小英听完了

[00:13:31] 眼泪掉下来

[00:13:34] 哪见过

[00:13:36] 我并非是一个下流的女人

[00:13:39] 我找不着汉子勒马飞架百瑞不行吗

[00:13:45] 不是这么回事儿

[00:13:46] 这个事儿实在叫人可气

[00:13:50] 我被房书安和白芸瑞把我耍落

[00:13:56] 我跟我伯父两个人

[00:13:58] 为了白芸瑞出生入死

[00:14:03] 担了多少风险

[00:14:06] 如今我伯父还被人家抓住

[00:14:09] 生死未卜

[00:14:12] 偏偏在这时候

[00:14:13] 他们变了卦子

[00:14:16] 您说能让人心里过得去吗

[00:14:22] 因此

[00:14:22] 我跟他们玩不了

[00:14:24] 老人家对您的一片苦心

[00:14:29] 我非常感谢

[00:14:31] 可是跟白瑞和方舒安这笔账

[00:14:33] 我是非算不可

[00:14:37] 丫头啊

[00:14:39] 算了吧

[00:14:41] 能容忍且容忍那我想白芸瑞乃是堂堂的正人君子

[00:14:51] 假如他要是个花货

[00:14:54] 他嘴头上就答应得了呗

[00:14:58] 把你玩弄够了

[00:15:00] 一脚蹬开

[00:15:02] 你不也得收着嘛

[00:15:05] 人家把所有的困难都摆在前面

[00:15:10] 这也不是坏事

[00:15:12] 总而言之

[00:15:14] 他有难言的苦衷

[00:15:18] 这一房书安

[00:15:19] 那可能有点儿河西呢啊

[00:15:23] 说话不实在

[00:15:26] 这也是情有可原的事儿

[00:15:29] 姑娘

[00:15:30] 我看怎么办

[00:15:33] 咱不能做那种落井投石的事儿

[00:15:38] 刚才你说呢

[00:15:40] 你伯父在绝命台被人家生擒活拿

[00:15:46] 生死未卜

[00:15:49] 我看当务之急

[00:15:52] 你应该想方设法把他救出来

[00:15:57] 退1万步说

[00:16:00] 倘若李伯父有个三长两短

[00:16:04] 你靠何人哪

[00:16:07] 救人如救火呀

[00:16:11] 我看呐

[00:16:12] 先把这事儿放在旁边

[00:16:16] 把你伯父救出来之后

[00:16:19] 咱们再想办法

[00:16:22] 我老头子也豁出去了

[00:16:24] 舍命陪君子帮着你就你伯父

[00:16:28] 你可愿意吗

[00:16:30] 这老人家我万分的感谢

[00:16:36] 不过这个事儿可玩不了

[00:16:40] 不管我伯父是死是活

[00:16:42] 是就得出来就不出来

[00:16:45] 我跟白芸瑞、房书安这笔账非要算清不可啊

[00:16:52] 啊

[00:16:52] 那是后一步的事情

[00:16:55] 包在我身上啦

[00:16:58] 尚怀山那长途一口气

[00:17:02] 陆小英往后一撤步

[00:17:05] 老头儿赶到

[00:17:06] 心里很轻松

[00:17:08] 又跟白芸瑞、房树安做了交代

[00:17:13] 白芸瑞还上来拧劲儿

[00:17:15] 老剑客

[00:17:17] 不管怎么说

[00:17:19] 这婚姻的事情连门儿都没有

[00:17:23] 现在算

[00:17:24] 将来算

[00:17:25] 都是一样的

[00:17:28] 老人家

[00:17:29] 您就别费心了哎

[00:17:31] 别把话说的那么骂

[00:17:35] 叫唤了

[00:17:36] 你也得放聪明这一点啊

[00:17:40] 我已经搬了把了

[00:17:43] 如果事情办完了你

[00:17:45] 白芸瑞还是一口咬定

[00:17:48] 恐怕不好收拾吧

[00:17:51] 明锐没颜防暑

[00:17:54] 安娜又何开心呢

[00:17:57] 嗯嗯

[00:17:58] 老人家办得好

[00:18:00] 说得对

[00:18:02] 到哪河脱哪些

[00:18:05] 将来这个事儿咱们再办

[00:18:08] 一定让您老人家心平气和

[00:18:12] 让姑娘也十分满意

[00:18:15] 那不就完了吗

[00:18:17] 我既然已经伸手管这事儿

[00:18:20] 绝不能办到抽梯子来

[00:18:24] 人家下来再说好了

[00:18:26] 好嘞

[00:18:28] 五点半

[00:18:29] 跟我走吧

[00:18:32] 陆小英从树林出来

[00:18:34] 把眼泪擦擦

[00:18:37] 用手指着白瑞

[00:18:39] 小达摩

[00:18:41] 你可别忘了

[00:18:43] 姑奶奶决不是个省油灯

[00:18:47] 你要把我给糊弄了

[00:18:49] 后果自负

[00:18:52] 你可有后悔的那一天

[00:18:57] 姑娘说完了

[00:18:58] 一甩脸

[00:19:00] 跟着尚怀山两个人走了

[00:19:03] 干什么去救陆景、陆天林呢

[00:19:10] 至于他们怎么个救法

[00:19:13] 咱先不说

[00:19:15] 单说白芸瑞、方舒安和方宽、方宝

[00:19:22] 老少四个人规整规整

[00:19:25] 东西开始往回走

[00:19:28] 一边走着

[00:19:29] 方书安一边埋怨白哥瑞

[00:19:32] 嗯嗯嗯嗯

[00:19:35] 老叔啊

[00:19:37] 我发现您这个人呢

[00:19:39] 有点儿太犟

[00:19:41] 您真是不听劝

[00:19:44] 拿这个事来说

[00:19:46] 嗯

[00:19:46] 睁一个眼闭一个眼不就得了

[00:19:51] 你看你一个不答应

[00:19:54] 百个不答应

[00:19:56] 实在叫人下不来台

[00:20:00] 这样把沐晓英激怒了

[00:20:02] 人家施展觉能咱们娘四个都得嗝屁朝凉

[00:20:10] 还闯什么3000贯

[00:20:12] 还道什么夏遂良

[00:20:14] 不全完了

[00:20:17] 不管什么事情

[00:20:19] 就应该顺坡下驴

[00:20:22] 因势利导

[00:20:25] 我

[00:20:25] 您这么做呀

[00:20:26] 我

[00:20:27] 嗯

[00:20:27] 不太赞成

[00:20:28] 亨说完

[00:20:30] 往后别说了

[00:20:32] 分什么事儿

[00:20:34] 婚姻大事

[00:20:35] 岂能信口开河

[00:20:38] 让我耍弄人家

[00:20:41] 老白家的人干不出这种事儿啊

[00:20:43] 好好

[00:20:44] 咱娘也别抬杠啊

[00:20:47] 这篇儿先把它先过去

[00:20:50] 将来

[00:20:52] 有难走了的时候

[00:20:56] 就这样

[00:20:57] 他们又回到集贤村招商老店

[00:21:02] 一进门

[00:21:03] 掌柜的伙计就发现都认识白芸瑞

[00:21:08] 赶紧笑脸相迎就接出来了

[00:21:12] 哎

[00:21:12] 将军又

[00:21:13] 又回来了

[00:21:14] 各位都回来了啊

[00:21:15] 回来了

[00:21:17] 我那房间还给我留着呢

[00:21:20] 留着呢

[00:21:21] 房门锁着呢

[00:21:22] 现在我就给打开

[00:21:25] 药店里的人非常热情

[00:21:28] 把门开开

[00:21:29] 屋里收拾收拾

[00:21:30] 把水吸上来

[00:21:31] 林来两只木桶

[00:21:33] 一桶凉水

[00:21:35] 一桶热水

[00:21:36] 让他们老少四辈换着班儿的

[00:21:39] 净了面

[00:21:39] 烫了脚

[00:21:41] 然后把木桶拎出去

[00:21:43] 又问白芸瑞吃什么

[00:21:46] 云瑞交代了几句

[00:21:48] 店里准备去了

[00:21:51] 吃完晚饭后

[00:21:53] 白瑞士紧皱双眉

[00:21:56] 方书安就问

[00:21:58] 老叔啊

[00:21:58] 你想什么呢

[00:22:00] 说啊

[00:22:02] 你说这3000贯地事儿应该怎么办呢

[00:22:06] 您说呢

[00:22:09] 哎

[00:22:10] 咱们是心有力不足啊

[00:22:14] 看来非得请人不可

[00:22:17] 而且还是越多越好

[00:22:20] 对了

[00:22:21] 咱爷俩想到一块儿了