《水浒全传256集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 九纹龙史进

[00:00:03] 把新家掰开了

[00:00:06] 但是脚上的铁料说什么也整不下去

[00:00:11] 后来才想起来了

[00:00:13] 这小老头身上有钥匙

[00:00:16] 我费这劲干嘛

[00:00:18] 果然翻出来了

[00:00:21] 很顺利的把铁料打开

[00:00:25] 博索打开

[00:00:26] 现在是浑身上下一身轻松啊

[00:00:31] 不是有那么句话吗

[00:00:33] 失去自由

[00:00:35] 才知道自由的可贵

[00:00:38] 就拿使劲来说

[00:00:39] 在阎王爷面前转了一圈

[00:00:42] 又溜达回来了

[00:00:44] 这叫死中得活呀

[00:00:46] 哎哟

[00:00:46] 感觉到浑身上下充满了活力

[00:00:51] 使劲一琢磨

[00:00:53] 光靠我一个人可不行

[00:00:56] 这监狱可不小啊

[00:00:58] 我把罪犯全都释放

[00:01:01] 他们也好帮我的忙人多了

[00:01:04] 力量大

[00:01:06] 就这样

[00:01:07] 他转身往监狱里边儿走

[00:01:10] 迎面又遇上俩老头

[00:01:14] 这俩老头还不知道怎么回事儿呢

[00:01:16] 使劲一看

[00:01:18] 眼睛都红了

[00:01:19] 上天咚咚两拳

[00:01:22] 把这俩牢头打翻在地是人事不省啊

[00:01:28] 使劲一哈腰

[00:01:30] 从他们身上摘下一把扑刀来

[00:01:33] 拎着扑刀就进了监狱了

[00:01:37] 也不管哪个号

[00:01:38] 唉号DFA

[00:01:40] 一筐筐差吧

[00:01:44] 把牢门打开

[00:01:46] 弟兄们

[00:01:47] 老少爷们儿

[00:01:48] 你们获得自由啦

[00:01:50] 出来吧

[00:01:52] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:01:55] 这些罪犯简直不敢想啊

[00:01:57] 怎么突然之间就自由啦

[00:02:01] 谁不想活命啊

[00:02:04] 在监狱里边儿

[00:02:06] 什么罪犯都有

[00:02:08] 也有杀人越货的

[00:02:10] 也有抢劫的

[00:02:12] 哎

[00:02:12] 等等等的吧

[00:02:13] 大部分都是被冤屈的

[00:02:17] 今天一旦被释放了

[00:02:20] 那是勇气倍增

[00:02:22] 热烈拥护石径

[00:02:25] 使劲那没用多长的时间

[00:02:28] 把所有的牢门全都打开了

[00:02:31] 这些罪犯老的少的

[00:02:33] 加在一块儿也能有400多人呢

[00:02:37] 使劲站到高台上

[00:02:38] 高声喊

[00:02:39] 喝

[00:02:40] 父老乡亲们

[00:02:42] 弟兄们

[00:02:43] 我是水泊梁山的

[00:02:45] 我叫九纹龙史进

[00:02:48] 人称史大观园啊

[00:02:51] 我现在把各位给救了

[00:02:54] 现在大家就得医心医德

[00:02:57] 咱们众人捧柴火焰高啊

[00:03:01] 虽然说你们暂时被释放了

[00:03:04] 但是要逃出东平府

[00:03:07] 真正恢复自由还不太容易啊

[00:03:11] 怎么办

[00:03:13] 就得跟着我拼

[00:03:15] 有命的就能活着出去

[00:03:18] 没命的也讲述不起啊

[00:03:21] 大家愿意干

[00:03:22] 不愿意

[00:03:23] 我们豁出去啦

[00:03:25] 听你的

[00:03:26] 听史大官人的

[00:03:29] 好好好

[00:03:30] 大家各找家

[00:03:31] 不是水手也别空着

[00:03:34] 哪有

[00:03:35] 那么多刀枪啊

[00:03:37] 那起码木棍、板子、石头

[00:03:40] 这还是有的

[00:03:42] 每个人手里都找点应手的家伙

[00:03:45] 史进领着他们就想冲出监狱

[00:03:50] 但是监狱

[00:03:50] 地铁大门关着

[00:03:53] 还有不少禁足啊

[00:03:55] 这些禁足一看

[00:03:56] 哎呀

[00:03:57] 罪犯炸芋了

[00:03:59] 这还了得把铁大门封闭

[00:04:03] 在这牢牢地守着

[00:04:05] 马上派人禀报城太守

[00:04:08] 这可了不得

[00:04:10] 古往今来的炸鱼

[00:04:13] 这玩意可不是小事儿

[00:04:16] 单说程太守

[00:04:18] 得知这个报告之后

[00:04:20] 吓得是目瞪口呆

[00:04:22] 啊啊啊

[00:04:24] 有这等事儿

[00:04:26] 罕见呐

[00:04:27] 罕见呢

[00:04:29] 这还了得

[00:04:30] 别让他们跑出来

[00:04:32] 别让他们跑出来

[00:04:34] 一旦把他们逮住

[00:04:36] 都就地正法

[00:04:39] 哎

[00:04:40] 看住快去请双枪大将董平

[00:04:45] 快把他请来

[00:04:48] 董平也得着信儿了

[00:04:51] 董平在床上躺着

[00:04:52] 正生闷气呢

[00:04:54] 越想越恨D 程万里

[00:04:57] 新说你说了不算算了不说呀

[00:05:00] 哎

[00:05:02] 就冲你

[00:05:03] 我也不能跟你合作

[00:05:05] 爱怎么地怎么地

[00:05:07] 有人这疑报信儿

[00:05:09] 董平就问

[00:05:10] 什么事儿找我啊

[00:05:12] 有人劫牢反狱了

[00:05:13] 哎呀

[00:05:14] 罪犯全都被释放了

[00:05:16] 现在闹得天崩地陷呢

[00:05:19] 现在太守没主意了

[00:05:21] 请您老人家去共同意识

[00:05:24] 不管

[00:05:26] 我管不着这段

[00:05:29] 董平做起来了

[00:05:31] 幸灾乐祸呀

[00:05:33] 新手画

[00:05:34] 姓程的哦

[00:05:36] 又用着我了

[00:05:38] 用着我招手就叫我去

[00:05:40] 不用我挥手就叫我走

[00:05:43] 你不把女儿给我我就不替你玩儿活儿

[00:05:49] 董平想到这儿

[00:05:50] 就跟报信儿的人说

[00:05:52] 劝你回去

[00:05:53] 告诉太守

[00:05:56] 我是管领兵

[00:05:57] 打仗的

[00:05:59] 对付梁山的草寇是我的职责

[00:06:03] 至于什么罪犯暴动

[00:06:06] 这是他的事儿

[00:06:07] 跟我没关系

[00:06:09] 再者一说

[00:06:10] 我头疼

[00:06:11] 老病犯了

[00:06:13] 万难从命

[00:06:14] 去吧

[00:06:16] 哎呀

[00:06:17] 报社的人马上又跑回来了

[00:06:19] 如实的跟程太书记说

[00:06:23] 程太守心里明白啊

[00:06:25] 董平

[00:06:26] 董平你跟我较上劲了

[00:06:28] 哎

[00:06:29] 关键的时候你卡我的脖子

[00:06:31] 拿我这把就不用你又能怎样

[00:06:36] 来人

[00:06:38] 迅速下达我的命令

[00:06:40] 一定把监狱给我手把住

[00:06:43] 不能叫这些罪犯跑了

[00:06:47] 那知府衙门也管着不少人呢

[00:06:50] 什么

[00:06:51] 玉立办案的班头与侯手下的仆人也凑了四五百号

[00:06:59] 各拿刀枪棍棒把监狱给包围了

[00:07:03] 结果里边的人出不来

[00:07:06] 外边儿这些当差的也不敢进去

[00:07:10] 就是说这些惯例

[00:07:12] 平日作威作福

[00:07:14] 欺压老百姓

[00:07:15] 压榨老百姓

[00:07:18] 真到了关键时刻

[00:07:20] 个个都是贪生怕死的鬼啊

[00:07:23] 他们甚至啊

[00:07:25] 这监狱暴动

[00:07:26] 这都是亡命徒啊

[00:07:27] 眼珠子都红了

[00:07:29] 跟他们动手

[00:07:31] 九死一生啊

[00:07:33] 谁这条命也不是大风刮来的

[00:07:36] 因此干杂活不敢往里头冲

[00:07:40] 使劲一看也出不去

[00:07:43] 心里着急啊

[00:07:45] 心说

[00:07:45] 顾大嫂啊

[00:07:46] 你给我送D 信

[00:07:48] 月末动手啊

[00:07:50] 肯定是这么回事儿

[00:07:52] 现在是月末了

[00:07:53] 你你怎么迟迟不动啊

[00:07:56] 剩下我孤家寡人

[00:07:58] 我能坚持多久啊

[00:08:01] 这使劲着急吩咐手下的人

[00:08:04] 快把监狱给我点着了

[00:08:08] 放火还不快吗

[00:08:10] 柴火哪没有啊

[00:08:12] 木材哪没有啊

[00:08:14] 这些罪犯嗷的一声把监狱给点着了

[00:08:19] 开始火小

[00:08:20] 后来火越着越大风

[00:08:23] 助火势

[00:08:24] 火借风威

[00:08:27] 哦

[00:08:28] 噼啪噼啪打起来打起来啊

[00:08:34] 浓烟滚滚

[00:08:36] 是火焰冲天

[00:08:39] 附近的老百姓全都发现UU 监狱着火了

[00:08:44] 哎哟

[00:08:44] 这火怎么这么大

[00:08:45] 怎么没人去救啊

[00:08:47] 这件事儿就惊动了母大虫顾大嫂

[00:08:52] 因为顾大嫂啊

[00:08:54] 算计这日子

[00:08:55] 明天宋江才攻打东平府

[00:08:58] 好里应外合

[00:09:00] 那咱们提前行动了

[00:09:04] 他听老百姓这一喊

[00:09:05] 也到了街上打凉蓬

[00:09:07] 一看

[00:09:08] 监狱着火了

[00:09:10] 她慌忙急着进钱群

[00:09:13] 各位大哥

[00:09:14] 怎么回事儿

[00:09:14] 哎哟

[00:09:15] 犯人暴动了

[00:09:17] 你看着

[00:09:18] 把大火点燃了

[00:09:20] 做工地也不敢进去

[00:09:22] 哎哟

[00:09:22] 这边儿可够严重的事吗

[00:09:26] 顾大嫂心说

[00:09:28] 肯定九纹龙使劲下了手了

[00:09:31] 哎呀我说兄弟

[00:09:33] 兄弟啊

[00:09:34] 是我没说清楚

[00:09:35] 是你没听明白啊

[00:09:37] 差这一天的

[00:09:38] 这可怎么办

[00:09:41] 有些辣家伙往里闯就使劲

[00:09:44] 又一想

[00:09:45] 不行

[00:09:47] 去一个白搭

[00:09:48] 一个双拳难敌四手

[00:09:50] 这在东平府

[00:09:52] 人家要兵有兵

[00:09:53] 要降有降

[00:09:55] 我们孤掌难鸣啊

[00:09:56] 嗨

[00:09:57] 干脆吧

[00:09:58] 我提前一天便信泡吧

[00:10:02] 他把应用之物带好了

[00:10:05] 爬上一座宝塔

[00:10:08] 这宝塔是邵华寺后院的一座塔

[00:10:12] 虽然不太甚高

[00:10:14] 但是在东平府来说

[00:10:15] 是最高的建筑物了

[00:10:18] 这母大虫咬两下子马上不下

[00:10:21] 长拳短打

[00:10:22] 无一不精

[00:10:24] 对飞檐走壁也颇有研究

[00:10:28] 快似猿猴爬到塔尖上去了

[00:10:33] 用双腿探住了把手

[00:10:36] 腾出来在怀中把信泡取出来了

[00:10:40] 点燃之后往空中一扔

[00:10:46] 嗯

[00:10:47] 动态

[00:10:54] 中吧

[00:10:59] 这信泡生地高听的远

[00:11:03] 早有梁山D 系做听见了哟

[00:11:07] 这是我们梁山的信号

[00:11:09] 这是叫接应

[00:11:11] 我也点心泡动它它

[00:11:15] 一个接一个

[00:11:16] 一个接一个

[00:11:18] 就传到宋江的大营

[00:11:22] 有人向宋江禀报

[00:11:24] 其实宋江也听见炮声了

[00:11:27] 哎呀

[00:11:27] 宋江心说

[00:11:28] 这怎么提前行动了

[00:11:31] 马上传令

[00:11:33] 贬其军兵士

[00:11:34] 攻打东平府

[00:11:37] 要一鼓作气把东平府拿下来

[00:11:41] 这些当兵的弟兄一个个摩拳擦掌

[00:11:45] 急不可待

[00:11:46] 一听说打仗了的眼之毛儿都开花儿

[00:11:50] 正跟小老虎下山相似

[00:11:52] 架着云梯冲啊冲啊

[00:11:58] 等来到东平府东城外护城河的河边

[00:12:03] 人家事先都有准备拿沙袋的田禾田沟填平了

[00:12:10] 过了护城河

[00:12:11] 到了城根儿底下

[00:12:13] 竖起云梯着就往上爬

[00:12:16] 为什么叫云体的高啊

[00:12:19] 不是一架梯子

[00:12:21] 几十架梯子

[00:12:24] 顺着盛下多少人就往上爬

[00:12:28] 守城的都是官军

[00:12:30] 官军一看

[00:12:31] 吓的魂不附体

[00:12:33] 坏了梁山的草寇工程落

[00:12:37] 打呀

[00:12:37] 把他们打下去

[00:12:40] 城头上的人是开弓、放箭、灰瓶炮子、滚木、擂石

[00:12:47] 顿时

[00:12:48] 俩方式各有伤亡

[00:12:50] 情况相当紧急

[00:12:53] 有人又禀报太守程万里

[00:12:57] 城万里一听

[00:12:58] 脸都绿了

[00:13:00] 监狱里罪犯暴动

[00:13:03] 外边儿凉山人攻打城池

[00:13:06] 这还得了吗

[00:13:08] 董平

[00:13:09] 为什么不来呀

[00:13:10] 我还得亲自去请他

[00:13:14] 没办法

[00:13:15] 他骑着马来到双枪将董平的甫里见着兵马都监

[00:13:21] 不管怎么说

[00:13:22] 董平大面儿上得交代过去

[00:13:25] 董平降阶而迎

[00:13:28] 郡守大人

[00:13:29] 您怎么亲自来了啊

[00:13:31] 我不来你不去呀

[00:13:33] 我请不动你啊

[00:13:36] 我都监大人

[00:13:37] 你听见没

[00:13:39] 外边炮号如雷

[00:13:41] 梁山草寇攻打城池

[00:13:44] 你袖手不管是何道理

[00:13:48] 你要照这样下去

[00:13:50] 我在皇上面前参你一本

[00:13:54] 你安的什么心呢

[00:13:58] 董平一听就害怕了

[00:14:01] 他跟程万里私人D

[00:14:03] 气氛是私人的事儿

[00:14:05] 这是关事儿

[00:14:06] 那凉山人攻打城池

[00:14:08] 你作为武将不守城

[00:14:11] 那也犯下抄家灭门之罪啊啊

[00:14:16] 好

[00:14:16] 爸大人

[00:14:17] 咱俩分工

[00:14:19] 城里的事儿交给你了

[00:14:21] 城外的事儿交给我了

[00:14:23] 来呀

[00:14:24] 随我赶奔城头

[00:14:28] 双枪将董平灯

[00:14:30] 圣城指挥官军

[00:14:33] 坚守城池

[00:14:36] 就这么的梁山义军也攻不进来

[00:14:39] 官兵也出不去

[00:14:41] 相聚了有三个时辰

[00:14:43] 按现在说就六个多小时

[00:14:47] 最后一军车呢

[00:14:49] 就在东关

[00:14:50] 外埠城镇是陶的骂阵

[00:14:54] 双枪将董平赶紧飞身上马

[00:14:58] 手提双枪

[00:14:59] 点兵3000开关落锁

[00:15:02] 冲出东平府

[00:15:05] 就在关前列队

[00:15:08] 宋江往对面一看

[00:15:10] 哎呀

[00:15:12] 这个赌平真是个好材料儿

[00:15:16] 人长的也帅气

[00:15:19] 也精神

[00:15:20] 宋江有爱将痞根左右人说

[00:15:24] 看见能治一服

[00:15:27] 不治一死

[00:15:29] 咱们无论如何要收下

[00:15:31] 董平明白明白

[00:15:35] 一丈青扈三娘

[00:15:36] 矮脚虎王英

[00:15:38] 听令在在

[00:15:41] 我命里夫妻二人

[00:15:42] 如此这般这般如此

[00:15:45] 明白明白

[00:15:47] 两个人下去

[00:15:48] 准备去

[00:15:49] 单说宋江

[00:15:51] 不用旁人出战

[00:15:52] 亲自出马

[00:15:54] 用马鞭一指

[00:15:57] 对面

[00:15:58] 董将军啊

[00:16:02] 不才

[00:16:02] 正是董平

[00:16:05] 你是小儿宋江

[00:16:07] 哈哈哈哈

[00:16:10] 董将军

[00:16:13] 何必言语讥讽对

[00:16:17] 我宋江充其量是郓城小吏

[00:16:22] 我就做过压死

[00:16:24] 是个小人物不假

[00:16:27] 但是我有一颗忠君爱国之心呢

[00:16:32] 呸

[00:16:33] 你胡说八道

[00:16:35] 你兴兵造反

[00:16:37] 怎么还说有忠君之心

[00:16:40] 是啊

[00:16:40] 将军你听我说呀

[00:16:43] 我宋江被逼无奈

[00:16:45] 这才上了梁山

[00:16:47] 可我们梁山表面上来说

[00:16:49] 很多人管我们叫贼

[00:16:52] 我们一点贼的事儿没做呀

[00:16:56] 我们是保境安民杀富济贫

[00:17:00] 替天行道

[00:17:03] 我们保的是皇上

[00:17:05] 恨的是挡到D 奸臣

[00:17:09] 高俅、蔡京、童贯、杨建这四大奸党

[00:17:14] 我们要清君侧

[00:17:17] 如果把这些奸党扫除了

[00:17:20] 朝廷招安

[00:17:22] 我宋江带头归顺朝廷

[00:17:25] 前去认罪

[00:17:26] 而后为朝廷建功立业

[00:17:30] 保境安民

[00:17:32] 上有天下有地

[00:17:34] 天日可表

[00:17:35] 我决不敢胡说

[00:17:37] 将军吗

[00:17:39] 我早就听说了

[00:17:41] 你是个了不起的人物

[00:17:43] 要文有文

[00:17:45] 要武有武

[00:17:46] 德才兼备

[00:17:48] 你何必跟这些奸党混在一起呀

[00:17:53] A

[00:17:53] 你是月明朱炫在泥潭之中

[00:17:58] 董将军

[00:18:00] 我宋江I 朋友

[00:18:02] 我也有爱将吡

[00:18:04] 如果董将军愿意到梁山来

[00:18:08] 我双手欢迎

[00:18:11] 咱们大口吃肉

[00:18:12] 大碗喝酒

[00:18:13] 替天行道

[00:18:15] 你看如何

[00:18:17] 哈哈哈哈

[00:18:20] 松江啊

[00:18:22] 怪不得你手下人多势众

[00:18:25] 都叫你给白活著了

[00:18:28] 我不是三岁的孩童

[00:18:30] 我能听你这套马

[00:18:33] 要想叫我归顺梁山也可以

[00:18:36] 你得叫我心服口服宋江大名来

[00:18:44] 拍马无双

[00:18:46] 僵尸直奔宋江

[00:18:49] 宋江按着计划往后一退

[00:18:53] 郭盛、吕芳两员小将

[00:18:55] 个屏大几来斗双枪将董平

[00:19:01] 也就打了十几个回合就撤下去了

[00:19:06] 就剩下宋江一个人

[00:19:09] 距离董平相距不到半里之遥

[00:19:13] 宋江点手唤

[00:19:15] 董平将军

[00:19:17] 宋某在此

[00:19:20] 你敢追我吗

[00:19:21] 你敢吗你

[00:19:24] 宋江

[00:19:26] 你是成心的

[00:19:27] 你拿命来咯

[00:19:33] 董评价

[00:19:34] 不注意几无枪

[00:19:37] 是直杆宋江

[00:19:39] 宋江拨马便走

[00:19:43] 走了一阵儿

[00:19:44] 董平回头看看

[00:19:46] 离着东平府五里多地心说

[00:19:50] 别追了

[00:19:51] 追来追去我吃亏上当

[00:19:54] 我我还得回去

[00:19:56] 拨马刚要走

[00:19:57] 宋江医学马又回来了

[00:20:00] 董平

[00:20:02] 送毛在此

[00:20:04] 你敢追我吗

[00:20:07] 你想拿我立功不成捏

[00:20:11] 哎呀

[00:20:11] 宋江啊

[00:20:12] 你真是斗气啊

[00:20:15] 学会马了

[00:20:16] 他又追宋江

[00:20:18] 咱就这么说吧

[00:20:20] 她只要不追

[00:20:21] 宋江就回来挑逗他

[00:20:23] 一追宋江

[00:20:25] 拨马便跑

[00:20:26] 左一程又一程

[00:20:28] 就远离了东平府

[00:20:32] 到了show 张界的交界处

[00:20:35] 这个地方叫草桥坡

[00:20:38] 小村儿不大

[00:20:40] 就是南北一条土道

[00:20:43] 两旁边都是民房

[00:20:45] 再看宋江是穿街而过

[00:20:48] 董平在后头看得清清

[00:20:51] 嘿嘿

[00:20:52] 宋江啊

[00:20:53] 这回东平府我还不回去了

[00:20:56] 我不把你抓住

[00:20:57] 我誓不为人

[00:20:59] 拿命来

[00:21:02] 说着

[00:21:02] 他这匹马也进了小村儿

[00:21:06] 你看宋江进村儿没事儿

[00:21:08] 他这一进村儿可坏了

[00:21:10] 掉进龙潭虎穴呀

[00:21:14] 两旁民房里头没有老百姓

[00:21:18] 全是梁山义军准备的

[00:21:21] 挠钩套索

[00:21:22] 绊马绳绊马锁屋啦

[00:21:26] 就出来了

[00:21:27] 上面也套

[00:21:28] 底下也套

[00:21:30] 齐下火龙关呢

[00:21:32] 董平一看

[00:21:33] 吓得可不轻

[00:21:34] 哎哎哎

[00:21:36] 拿双枪一个劲儿往外扑了

[00:21:39] 还是内句话

[00:21:40] 双拳难敌四手啊

[00:21:43] 人家事先都埋伏好了

[00:21:46] 还有的拿那袋子里头装的是白灰

[00:21:52] 望懂凭着身上变羊啊

[00:21:55] 董平一个没留神

[00:21:57] 俩眼被迷了

[00:21:58] 哎呀

[00:22:01] 双枪落地

[00:22:02] 两手抱头

[00:22:05] 正在这时候

[00:22:06] 听见有人喊

[00:22:07] 孙子

[00:22:08] 你下来吧

[00:22:10] 你给我

[00:22:11] 拿张套索套的脖颈展吭吭一声

[00:22:15] 把董平拖在马下

[00:22:18] 马也被俘了

[00:22:20] 人也被抓了

[00:22:22] 累了个紧紧蹬蹬

[00:22:24] 拖着他来见宋江

[00:22:28] 宋江就在村子口儿一个土坡上

[00:22:32] 在这儿听信儿

[00:22:34] 一看此计

[00:22:35] 成功把董平给拖过来了

[00:22:38] 宋江一挥手

[00:22:40] 图人们退下

[00:22:42] 宋江亲自伸手把绑绳给解开

[00:22:46] 你看这宋江专门干这种事儿

[00:22:48] 有多少人它都是用同一方法

[00:22:52] 解开之后吩咐打水

[00:22:54] 有人提了水给董平静了脸

[00:22:58] 把眼镜洗干净

[00:23:00] 鼻子口里的白灰全都洗净

[00:23:03] 宋江躬身施礼

[00:23:06] 董将军

[00:23:07] 源头凉山风