《踎低喷饭》歌词

[00:00:00] 踎低喷饭 - 林海峰
[00:00:00] 唔好意思
[00:00:01] 林海峰仲系后台换梗衫
[00:00:03] 所以呢
[00:00:04] 佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍
[00:00:06] The invisible man
[00:00:07] 独家呈献
[00:00:10] 林海峰踎低喷饭
[00:00:13] 请大家快啲坐低
[00:00:15] 将手机关掉
[00:00:16] 吸烟嘅朋友
[00:00:17] 请你食埋最后一口烟
[00:00:19] 因为林海峰就快出场啦
[00:00:23] 踎低喷饭
[00:00:25] 点解餐餐撑到硬
[00:00:27] ABC餐洗乜点拣
[00:00:30] 冇饭气攻心至烦
[00:00:32] 踎低喷饭
[00:00:34] 医饱即刻无咁烦
[00:00:36] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦
[00:00:38] 擘大个口吞啖饭
[00:00:40] 港岛李生
[00:00:42] 屋企复式背向山
[00:00:45] 海景烟花眼咪眨
[00:00:47] 可惜天天要上班
[00:00:49] 呢位老板
[00:00:52] 公司休息佢照返
[00:00:54] 通宵加班无去玩
[00:00:56] 早餐等于佢晚餐
[00:00:58] 身体郁一郁就散
[00:01:00] 即刻睇医生执药单
[00:01:02] 食到佢眼坦坦
[00:01:04] 佢话出得嚟行预咗要还
[00:01:07] 辛苦你
[00:01:10] 每餐有药配抑郁送饭
[00:01:15] 食饱 冚被 最好瞓
[00:01:22] 唔系话咁简单
[00:01:24] 踎低喷饭
[00:01:26] 点解餐餐咁困难
[00:01:29] 生粒金蛋吞粒子弹
[00:01:31] 最后个医生最赚
[00:01:33] 踎低喷饭
[00:01:35] 只想医饱无嘢烦
[00:01:37] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦
[00:01:39] 擘大个口吞啖饭
[00:01:41] 踎低 有蚀 有赚 喷饭
[00:01:50] 踎低 有药 送饭 吃饭
[00:01:59] 天水李生
[00:02:02] 搵得几多够半餐
[00:02:03] 几多散工佢要争
[00:02:06] 一夫当关无税单
[00:02:08] 悭得要悭
[00:02:10] 悭得几多买只蛋
[00:02:12] 仔仔女女要吔橙
[00:02:15] 橙橙蛋蛋都要拣
[00:02:17] 早餐担心到晚餐
[00:02:19] 李生嗌一声你老板
[00:02:21] 索啖气博命叹
[00:02:22] 佢话条路难行佢都照行
[00:02:25] 辛苦你
[00:02:28] 每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭
[00:02:33] 食饱 冚被
[00:02:37] 最好瞓 唔系话咁简单
[00:02:43] 踎低喷饭
[00:02:45] 点解餐餐咁困难
[00:02:47] 一开个簿得过散纸好散
[00:02:49] 最后个袋胶到烂
[00:02:51] 踎低喷饭
[00:02:53] 只想医饱无嘢烦
[00:02:56] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦
[00:02:58] 擘大个口吞啖饭
[00:03:00] 踎低 无蚀 无赚 喷饭
[00:03:09] 踎低 无肉 有饭 吃饭
[00:03:35] 踎低喷饭
[00:03:38] 点解餐餐撑到硬
[00:03:40] ABC餐洗乜点拣
[00:03:42] 无饭气攻心至烦
[00:03:44] 踎低喷饭
[00:03:46] 医饱食粥无咁烦
[00:03:48] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦
[00:03:50] 坐落马桶想喷饭
[00:03:52] 踎低 有事 要办 喷饭
[00:04:01] 粒粒 够硬 跌落 索啖
[00:04:10] 金光灿烂
[00:04:13] 唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所
[00:04:15] 就快返嚟 请等等
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