《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Cold Medina (Acapella Version As Made Famous By Tone Loc) - Acapella Vocalists

[00:00:00] Go cooling at a bar

[00:00:02] And I'm looking for some action

[00:00:04] But like Mick Jagger said

[00:00:06] I can't get no satisfaction

[00:00:08] The girls are all around

[00:00:10] But none of them wanna get wit' me

[00:00:12] My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf

[00:00:14] Yo what's up with L-O-C

[00:00:16] The girls are all jocking

[00:00:18] At the other end of the bar

[00:00:20] Drinking with some no name chump

[00:00:22] When they know that I'm the star

[00:00:24] So I got up and strolled over

[00:00:26] To the other side of the cantina

[00:00:28] I asked the guy why you so fly

[00:00:30] He said funky cold medina

[00:00:39] Funky cold medina

[00:00:48] This brother told me a secret

[00:00:50] On how to get more chicks

[00:00:52] Put a little medina in your glass

[00:00:54] And the girls'll come real quick

[00:00:56] It's better than any alcohol

[00:00:58] Or aprhodisiac

[00:01:00] A couple of sips of this love potion

[00:01:02] And she'll be on your lap

[00:01:04] So I gave some to my dog

[00:01:06] When he began to beg

[00:01:08] And then he licked his bowl

[00:01:10] And he looked at me

[00:01:10] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:01:12] He used to scratch and bite me

[00:01:14] Before he was much much meaner

[00:01:16] But now all the poodles run to my house

[00:01:18] For the funky cold medina

[00:01:22] Y'know what I'm saying

[00:01:24] I got every dog in my neighborhood

[00:01:26] Breaking down my door

[00:01:29] I got Spuds McKenzie

[00:01:31] Alex from Stroughs

[00:01:33] They won't leave my dog alone

[00:01:34] With that Medina pal

[00:01:36] I went up to this girl

[00:01:38] She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂

[00:01:40] I'd thought she'd be good to go

[00:01:42] With a little funky cold medina

[00:01:44] She said ＂I'd like a drink＂

[00:01:46] I said hmm OK I'll go get it

[00:01:48] And then a couple of sips

[00:01:49] She cold licked her lips

[00:01:50] And I knew that she was wit' it

[00:01:52] So I took her to my crib

[00:01:54] Everything went as well as planned

[00:01:56] But when she got undressed

[00:01:57] It was a big ol' mess

[00:01:59] Sheena was a man

[00:02:00] So I threw him out

[00:02:02] I don't fool around

[00:02:02] With no Oscar Mayer Weiner

[00:02:04] You must be sure you're girl is pure

[00:02:06] For the funky cold medina

[00:02:10] Y'know what a plan of the man

[00:02:13] This is the eighties

[00:02:14] And the Loc is down wit' the ladies

[00:02:24] Break it down

[00:02:41] Black in the saddle

[00:02:43] Lookin' for a little affection

[00:02:45] I took a shot as a contestant

[00:02:46] On the Love Connection

[00:02:49] The audience voted

[00:02:50] And y'know they picked a winner

[00:02:53] I took my date to the Hilton

[00:02:55] For medina and some dinner

[00:02:57] She had a few drinks

[00:02:58] I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting

[00:03:01] Instead she started talking about

[00:03:03] Plans for our wedding

[00:03:05] I said "Wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein ya"

[00:03:09] That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina