《Perfect Saturday(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Perfect Saturday - The Lonely Island (孤岛乐队)
[00:00:02] Yea
[00:00:02] This beat remind me of back in the day
[00:00:05] Sunshine chillin
[00:00:06] Man tell em about your perfect Saturday
[00:00:10] Woke up at ten no worries at all
[00:00:12] Another sunny day in LA that's how we roll
[00:00:15] Hit my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight
[00:00:17] Head's still spinnin from the freaks last night
[00:00:20] Yea man you know I got the sticky for sho
[00:00:22] And 5 females coming over at 4
[00:00:25] I'mma hop in the shower clean my nuts
[00:00:27] Throw on the polo sport to impress the stunts
[00:00:30] Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors
[00:00:32] Top down cruising as I head to the store
[00:00:35] Jim has some brews everything that we need
[00:00:37] Then back to the crib smoking indoor w**d
[00:00:40] It's the perfect Saturday there's knock on the door
[00:00:42] Man these girls are here early it's a quarter to four
[00:00:45] Man which of these freaks I'mma see in my bed
[00:00:47] Open the door and see my homie Ned
[00:00:50] Oh hey guys how's it going
[00:00:51] (Wuddup Ned )
[00:00:52] I got 911 need to use your head
[00:00:55] (That's a no can do ooh your breath is all hit)
[00:00:57] Yea I know now move I gotta take a sh*t
[00:00:59] Now normally Ned the bathroom was yours
[00:01:02] But we got those fine freaks coming over at 4
[00:01:04] Fine freaks Okay new plan
[00:01:06] I'll just hold it
[00:01:07] And let out small farts for the rest of the night
[00:01:10] Okay Ned thanks for stopping by
[00:01:12] (You're welcome)
[00:01:15] Seriously Ned it was good to see you
[00:01:17] (I know)
[00:01:21] Listen the freaks are gonna be here any minute
[00:01:23] We gotta get rid of this guy
[00:01:25] Hey dude he's your friend you should ask him to leave
[00:01:27] Listen if the freaks come here he cannot be here
[00:01:33] Oh god fart noises
[00:01:37] Sh*t
[00:01:39] Ah one second
[00:01:41] What time is it
[00:01:42] It's 4 it's them
[00:01:43] Who The freaks
[00:01:44] Yes get Ned out
[00:01:45] Ned you gotta hop out the window
[00:01:47] But we're on the 5th floor
[00:01:49] Yes move like endo
[00:01:50] I'm not doing that
[00:01:51] Then hit the bathroom on the double
[00:01:52] The dump's in my butt and your toilets are trouble
[00:01:55] Look seriously I'll hold it
[00:01:57] I've been in this situation literally hundreds of times
[00:02:00] Oh what the f**k
[00:02:02] Oh no
[00:02:03] I'm gonna need to borrow some pants
[00:02:05] No
[00:02:06] Oh hey ladies
[00:02:06] (Oh my God it smells like f**kin death in here)
[00:02:10] Hey freaks
[00:02:11] (This place smells like sh*t)
[00:02:13] It was them
[00:02:13] We're out of here
[00:02:14] Becca wait
[00:02:15] Oh you guys blew it
[00:02:17] Well that's too bad but we ain't mad
[00:02:20] No In fact we got something to show you
[00:02:22] It's down this hallway and open this door
[00:02:25] (A surprise )
[00:02:25] Yea man something like that
[00:02:27] So walk out front and don't look back
[00:02:29] (What's all this plastic Were you painting last night )
[00:02:32] Don't worry about it just walk towards the light
[00:02:35] (It sure is pretty)
[00:02:36] Yea sure is
[00:02:37] Close your eyes Ned
[00:02:38] (You're my only friends)
[00:02:45] Yea motherf**kers
[00:02:47] You already think you were gonna get out
[00:02:49] Of this without a fart joke did you
[00:02:50] You wack motherf**kers
[00:02:52] You p**sy motherf**kers
[00:02:54] The f**k yall thinkin
[00:02:56] This is Lonely Island
[00:02:58] Oh cause we got a little paper now
[00:03:00] And you see us on the TV
[00:03:02] You think we don't do fart jokes no more
[00:03:04] We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama's tit
[00:03:08] Ya fart motherf**kers f**k yall
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