《宏碧缘0050》歌词

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[00:00:01] 黄胖拒绝了差人的要求

[00:00:05] 呵

[00:00:06] 这几个当差的可不干了

[00:00:08] 破口就骂

[00:00:10] 非要住到三官庙

[00:00:14] 这黄胖嘴不说心里头清楚

[00:00:17] 嘿嘿

[00:00:19] 心说这些

[00:00:20] 该死的鬼呀

[00:00:23] 我为什么不留你们

[00:00:25] 就怕你们掉脑袋

[00:00:29] 你们非住不可

[00:00:31] 那好

[00:00:33] 这就叫天堂有路而不走

[00:00:36] 地狱无门自来头啊

[00:00:40] 那就别怪我们师徒了

[00:00:44] 黄胖想到这儿一笑

[00:00:47] 各位上差

[00:00:49] 怎么

[00:00:51] 小说

[00:00:53] 我是个徒弟

[00:00:55] 做不了这个主

[00:00:57] 容我请示老师之后再做决定

[00:01:02] 啊

[00:01:03] 你还有师傅

[00:01:04] 快叫他滚出来

[00:01:07] 黄胖压着火

[00:01:08] 转身到里边

[00:01:11] 见着老师

[00:01:12] 肖安把经过讲述一遍

[00:01:16] 肖安就一皱眉呀

[00:01:18] 心说

[00:01:19] 这事可麻烦了

[00:01:21] 我再出去对付对付吧

[00:01:24] 他跟着黄胖来到庙门

[00:01:27] 双掌合十

[00:01:29] 阿弥陀佛

[00:01:31] 各位施主好

[00:01:34] 少他妈啰嗦

[00:01:36] 我说

[00:01:37] 你是庙里的主持吗

[00:01:39] 正是

[00:01:41] 方才我们说了

[00:01:43] 我家王大人

[00:01:45] 要在你庙上打公馆

[00:01:47] 明日好渡江

[00:01:50] 他妈的

[00:01:50] 这个和尚说什么也不乐意

[00:01:52] 我说

[00:01:53] 你到底答应不答应

[00:01:56] 各位啊

[00:01:58] 非是我弟子不乐意

[00:02:00] 因我庙宇太破漏

[00:02:03] 恐怕有屈大人的虎将

[00:02:08] 行行行行

[00:02:08] 别他妈啰嗦了

[00:02:11] 就是得住到你这儿

[00:02:13] 你乐意不乐意诶

[00:02:15] 既然如此

[00:02:16] 小僧遵命就是

[00:02:19] 诶

[00:02:19] 这不结了吗

[00:02:22] 我告诉你

[00:02:23] 老和尚

[00:02:24] 你这叫明白事儿

[00:02:26] 你要胆敢说个不字

[00:02:28] 扒了你的庙

[00:02:30] 走

[00:02:30] 给大人送信去

[00:02:32] 呱呱呱

[00:02:35] 这几个当差就走了

[00:02:38] 小安心里明白

[00:02:41] 大概你们是要倒霉呀

[00:02:43] 你们就不知道

[00:02:45] 这有几个杀人的恶魔正在后院等着呢

[00:02:49] 哎呀

[00:02:51] 这回仇家相遇

[00:02:53] 我师徒可怎么办呢

[00:02:56] 看来这一晚上觉都不能睡

[00:03:00] 最好想办法

[00:03:01] 别让他们两方接触

[00:03:05] 他跟黄胖就商议了

[00:03:08] 黄胖同意

[00:03:10] 师傅

[00:03:10] 您放心吧

[00:03:11] 我呀

[00:03:12] 就在西跨院门前一坐

[00:03:14] 手中提着铁禅杖

[00:03:16] 我看豹子案花振芳敢如何

[00:03:20] 他们要胆敢到前院来无礼

[00:03:23] 得先对付对付我

[00:03:25] 嗯

[00:03:26] 肖安点头

[00:03:28] 说话之间

[00:03:29] 王伦的大队人马就到了

[00:03:33] 300多人呢

[00:03:34] 能说都住到庙里是不可能的

[00:03:38] 王伦看了看地势

[00:03:40] 庙前头是一片空地

[00:03:42] 左右是树林

[00:03:44] 就让手下这帮人支帐篷

[00:03:47] 或者是露宿

[00:03:49] 他呢

[00:03:50] 带着贺氏丫鬟、婆子、贴身的仆人和扈从

[00:03:56] 一共40 个人住到庙里

[00:04:01] 肖安师徒亲自迎接

[00:04:03] 跪在王伦脚下

[00:04:06] 王荣看了看师傅

[00:04:09] 下官要讨要一夜

[00:04:13] 实在是对不住啊

[00:04:15] 阿弥陀佛

[00:04:17] 大人客气了

[00:04:19] 无奈小庙简陋

[00:04:21] 屈尊了大人的虎驾

[00:04:24] 真是罪该万死

[00:04:26] 诶

[00:04:26] 不必客气

[00:04:28] 这也不在你身上

[00:04:30] 可有闲房

[00:04:32] 萧僧都准备好了

[00:04:34] 请大人过目

[00:04:36] 嗯

[00:04:36] 待下官观看

[00:04:40] 王伦这小子

[00:04:41] 现在在官场里头经历这么一个阶段

[00:04:45] 哎

[00:04:46] 还能说两句人话

[00:04:48] 没事儿还摆着个臭架子

[00:04:50] 人模狗样的

[00:04:52] 再看他提带撩袍跟着

[00:04:54] 来到二层殿

[00:04:57] 萧安用手一指

[00:04:59] 请大人过目

[00:05:01] 这是您展示的客室

[00:05:03] 卧室就在东跨院

[00:05:08] 他到东跨院看看

[00:05:10] 挺满意

[00:05:11] 其实这房间一点儿不简陋

[00:05:15] 亮粉墙

[00:05:16] 方砖地

[00:05:18] 前后窗户也十分宽大

[00:05:21] 这庙也肃静

[00:05:22] 比住店不强多了吗

[00:05:24] 这时候丫鬟婆子闯到屋里头

[00:05:27] 铺床叠被

[00:05:29] 收拾地

[00:05:30] 开窗户透空气

[00:05:31] 可这路忙活呀

[00:05:34] 王伦跟贺氏搬两把椅子坐到院里头

[00:05:37] 在这看着

[00:05:39] 肖安师徒转里转外用什么好给人家准备

[00:05:45] 不是

[00:05:46] 怕王伦

[00:05:48] 就盼着平平安安

[00:05:50] 别出事

[00:05:51] 把他们送走了就得了

[00:05:53] 表面上镇定

[00:05:55] 这爷儿俩的心呢

[00:05:56] 都提到嗓子眼儿

[00:05:58] 有时候肖安在这儿打招呼

[00:06:02] 黄胖到西跨院监视鲍子安他们

[00:06:06] 有时候黄胖在前头转悠

[00:06:09] 肖安到那儿监视

[00:06:11] 一看呢

[00:06:12] 心放下了

[00:06:14] 什么原因

[00:06:16] 鲍自安、任正前、花振方

[00:06:18] 八龙八虎、八彪八豹以及手下这些人头朝里脚朝外

[00:06:24] 都睡下了

[00:06:26] 有几个人还打着呼噜

[00:06:29] 阿弥陀佛

[00:06:31] 行行行

[00:06:32] 可别出事

[00:06:35] 为了防备万一这黄胖多个心眼

[00:06:38] 不管出来进去的

[00:06:40] 把房门院门全都加上锁

[00:06:45] 等回来再给打开

[00:06:48] 就这样一直到了掌灯

[00:06:51] 王伦他们吃过了晚饭

[00:06:54] 有点乏累了

[00:06:55] 跟贺氏早早的休息

[00:06:59] 他们睡了

[00:07:00] 咱不说

[00:07:01] 他手下人睡不着

[00:07:03] 尤其是露宿荒郊的这些人

[00:07:07] 当回想干什么玩意儿呢

[00:07:10] 哎呀

[00:07:11] 这有点酒喝该多好

[00:07:14] 有的人随身带着酒

[00:07:16] 也都喝光了

[00:07:18] 有的人眼尖诶

[00:07:22] 你们往高坡那儿瞅瞅

[00:07:24] 是不是有酒幌子

[00:07:26] 对

[00:07:27] 是酒幌子

[00:07:29] 那有卖酒的

[00:07:29] 走走走去看看去

[00:07:31] 一开始啊

[00:07:33] 就去了三五个人

[00:07:35] 等到高坡上一看

[00:07:37] 可不是吗

[00:07:39] 对面两座酒棚

[00:07:41] 里边有长桌

[00:07:43] 条凳

[00:07:43] 椅子

[00:07:45] 诶擦的干干净净的

[00:07:47] 有几个伙计

[00:07:49] 转来转去

[00:07:50] 这还不说

[00:07:52] 每座酒棚里头

[00:07:54] 都有两个貌美的女子

[00:07:58] 都在二十来岁

[00:07:59] 收拾的水水灵灵的

[00:08:02] 一张嘴

[00:08:03] 满嘴的银牙

[00:08:04] 见人就乐呵

[00:08:06] 把这些小子给迷住了

[00:08:08] 哈哈

[00:08:10] 真没想到

[00:08:11] 这个荒山碧养居然有如此美貌的姑娘

[00:08:16] 来来来

[00:08:17] 在这儿坐在这儿坐了

[00:08:19] 这几个小子坐这

[00:08:21] 这姑娘们

[00:08:22] 赶紧把吃碟筷子给摆上

[00:08:26] 魏从说话先笑

[00:08:29] 几位大爷

[00:08:30] 喝多少酒

[00:08:32] 哎哟

[00:08:32] 不想多喝

[00:08:34] 但是冲着你呀

[00:08:35] 还真得多喝几盅

[00:08:37] 来吧

[00:08:38] 把那随风倒透瓶香

[00:08:41] 尽量往上拿

[00:08:43] 爷爷有的是钱要是

[00:08:47] 下去给准备去了

[00:08:48] 这酒可是好酒

[00:08:50] 里头没有***

[00:08:52] 这叫先下笔沟

[00:08:54] 然后再收网

[00:08:57] 这些小子不知事迹呀

[00:09:00] 端起酒杯来一喝

[00:09:04] 这酒不错呀

[00:09:06] 来来

[00:09:06] 多喝点

[00:09:07] 多喝点

[00:09:08] 简短解说

[00:09:10] 他们喝完了

[00:09:11] 把钱付了

[00:09:13] 美了吧字的回到宿营的地方

[00:09:16] 到这儿就吹上了

[00:09:18] 不是诶

[00:09:20] 好久好久啊

[00:09:22] 我看比咱嘉兴府那酒还好呢

[00:09:25] 不但这么的

[00:09:27] 我告诉你

[00:09:28] 那棚里头还有几个大妞呢

[00:09:30] 哎哟

[00:09:30] 长得跟月里嫦娥似的

[00:09:32] 美极了

[00:09:34] 见人不说话不呲牙

[00:09:37] 哎呀

[00:09:38] 那个美劲儿

[00:09:39] 真使人魂飞魄散

[00:09:42] 一边喝酒一边逗着婆娘

[00:09:45] 是别有风味是吗

[00:09:48] 走走

[00:09:48] 我也去

[00:09:49] 走走走

[00:09:49] 我也去

[00:09:51] 这回去了十个

[00:09:53] 这十个人喝完了

[00:09:54] 回来这一吹

[00:09:56] 把大伙儿全给弘扬动了

[00:09:58] 我上班的

[00:10:00] 你们几位带路

[00:10:01] 我们也去喝去

[00:10:03] 这回再喝酒

[00:10:04] 我们请客

[00:10:05] 走走走走走在这呆着也没事儿

[00:10:08] 呼噜呼噜着

[00:10:09] 一百五六十人拉着大队赶奔高坡

[00:10:15] 这都是豹子安事先料好的

[00:10:18] 有那个负责的看行了

[00:10:20] 这回可以收网了

[00:10:22] 下药

[00:10:24] ***就下手了

[00:10:26] 刹那间

[00:10:27] 两座酒棚是高朋满座

[00:10:30] 里边坐不下

[00:10:31] 都在外边蹲着

[00:10:33] 四个姑娘转来转去

[00:10:35] 给他们切肉敬酒啊

[00:10:39] 这帮人甩开腮帮子这顿喝

[00:10:42] 日暮西山以后

[00:10:45] 这些人全都马倒在地

[00:10:49] 一个个口吐白沫

[00:10:51] 什么也不明白

[00:10:54] 大伙儿一看

[00:10:55] 行了

[00:10:56] 按照豹子安事先的安排

[00:10:59] 是一个也不剩

[00:11:01] 留一个活口的

[00:11:03] 早晚就是个麻烦

[00:11:06] 这帮人也真够狠的

[00:11:08] 把围裙系上

[00:11:09] 绣面一挽

[00:11:11] 在柜里边把刀子斧子全拽出来

[00:11:14] 这顿杀吧

[00:11:16] 像土小鸡杀野狗似的

[00:11:19] 把这1 00多人全给免了

[00:11:22] 然后拖到山沟

[00:11:25] 把血迹擦净

[00:11:27] 把茶棚子也收拾了

[00:11:31] 这王伦呢

[00:11:32] 根本就不知道

[00:11:35] 他带着300来人

[00:11:36] 去掉了2/3

[00:11:39] 他还在那睡大觉呢

[00:11:42] 咱们单说

[00:11:43] 报子案

[00:11:46] 包子在那躺着不假

[00:11:48] 其实他没睡

[00:11:51] 这也是在计划之内的

[00:11:53] 他跟任正钱

[00:11:55] 花振芳早就商议好了

[00:11:57] 因为任正先呢

[00:11:59] 心里挺不痛快

[00:12:01] 他压低声音问

[00:12:02] 豹子老人家

[00:12:05] 我这俩和尚太不像话了

[00:12:08] 一个不行

[00:12:09] 百个不行

[00:12:10] 简直一点面子也不给留啊

[00:12:13] 难道咱就这么善罢甘休了吗

[00:12:16] 他不让动手

[00:12:17] 咱就不动手了

[00:12:21] 包子安拍拍任正谦的肩头

[00:12:25] 我的任大爷

[00:12:26] 你还毛嫩呢

[00:12:29] 说是说

[00:12:30] 做是做

[00:12:31] 这是两回事

[00:12:34] 这师徒

[00:12:35] 咱得罪不起

[00:12:36] 当时啊

[00:12:37] 顶撞起来

[00:12:39] 咱就不能在这儿住了

[00:12:41] 我这叫缓兵计

[00:12:45] 等晚上

[00:12:46] 咱是照样干活

[00:12:48] 哦

[00:12:49] 这是缓兵计诶

[00:12:51] 大家假装躺下

[00:12:53] 就像没事儿似的

[00:12:55] 把家伙都准备好了

[00:12:57] 谁也不行动

[00:12:58] 单听老朽的号令

[00:13:01] 花振芳用手指着鲍子安

[00:13:05] 我说老伙计

[00:13:06] 你损透了

[00:13:08] 你下辈子还是命里无儿啊

[00:13:11] 你这招做的可够绝活的

[00:13:13] 豹子安也乐了

[00:13:14] 我的儿

[00:13:15] 你就跟老爹爹多学着点儿吧啊

[00:13:19] 他们俩还逗了几句玩笑

[00:13:22] 等一只掌灯大以后都起了更了

[00:13:27] 豹子安起来了

[00:13:29] 假装上厕所

[00:13:31] 到茅厕里

[00:13:33] 小节之后把裤子系好了

[00:13:35] 他来到院门这儿

[00:13:37] 用手轻轻一拉

[00:13:39] 门没拉动

[00:13:41] 隔着门缝一看

[00:13:42] 好嘛

[00:13:44] 外边二鬼把门

[00:13:47] 左边是肖安

[00:13:48] 右边是黄炮

[00:13:49] 两把椅子把门堵上

[00:13:52] 这俩和尚忠心耿耿

[00:13:54] 每人掌中抱着一条铁铲

[00:13:57] 在这儿守卫着呢

[00:13:59] 就怕这些英雄闯出去

[00:14:03] 豹子安心中暗笑

[00:14:05] 啊

[00:14:05] 嘿嘿

[00:14:07] 心说呀

[00:14:08] 你甭守着

[00:14:10] 你是白费一场心血呀

[00:14:13] 能挡得住我们吗

[00:14:16] 老抱头

[00:14:17] 回到屋里头挨个都给推醒了

[00:14:19] 每人给了一个小包

[00:14:22] 什么东西

[00:14:23] 解药

[00:14:24] 大伙儿按照方法把解药纹上

[00:14:29] 鲍子安开始干活了

[00:14:32] 拿出熏香盒子

[00:14:35] 准备好

[00:14:36] 鸡鸣五鼓断魂香

[00:14:39] 他本人也把解药纹上

[00:14:43] 把两口顺刀别好了

[00:14:45] 斜挎白布囊

[00:14:47] 轻轻的来到院里头

[00:14:50] 用鼻子尖一找上风头

[00:14:53] 嗯

[00:14:54] 差不多

[00:14:56] 把这熏香盒子

[00:14:58] 对准这门缝

[00:15:00] 一搂机子

[00:15:08] 两缕青烟顺着门缝喷到外头

[00:15:14] 他这个解药是自己炮制的

[00:15:16] 最好使

[00:15:17] 不管

[00:15:20] 单说肖安师徒

[00:15:23] 正在这儿坐着下岗呢

[00:15:26] 冷伯英就觉着一股香味扑鼻

[00:15:29] 嗯嗯

[00:15:31] 我这什么味儿

[00:15:33] 不知道

[00:15:35] 啊

[00:15:36] 皮

[00:15:37] 啊

[00:15:40] 打完喷嚏之后

[00:15:42] 扑通扑通

[00:15:43] 爷儿俩全摔倒了

[00:15:46] 豹子案大

[00:15:48] 飞身行跳上墙头

[00:15:50] 飘身跳到外边

[00:15:53] 用手点指肖安跟黄胖

[00:15:55] 二位师傅

[00:15:57] 对不住

[00:15:59] 你们拦也拦不住

[00:16:01] 我们可干活了啊

[00:16:02] 你们先在这儿睡吧

[00:16:05] 过来

[00:16:06] 把锁打开

[00:16:08] 这帮英雄个个从院里头窜出来

[00:16:12] 是赶奔前院

[00:16:15] 等到了外边一看

[00:16:16] 有的屋里头一团漆黑

[00:16:19] 有的屋里长着灯

[00:16:21] 说明有的睡了

[00:16:23] 还有的没睡呢

[00:16:25] 豹子安就找到王伦住的屋里

[00:16:29] 到了后窗户

[00:16:30] 病体凝神

[00:16:33] 用小手指盖磕破窗棂纸

[00:16:36] 往屋中观瞧

[00:16:37] 他这屋点着他

[00:16:40] 王伦跟贺氏还没睡

[00:16:44] 这王伦拿枕头倚着后背

[00:16:47] 半躺半坐

[00:16:50] 手里拿本破书

[00:16:52] 翻两篇

[00:16:53] 又翻回来

[00:16:55] 贺氏搬了把椅子坐到床边

[00:16:59] 这假夫妻呀

[00:17:01] 也不知正商量什么事

[00:17:04] 房门关着

[00:17:06] 包子一看

[00:17:07] 嗯

[00:17:09] 这回说什么也不能让他们跑了

[00:17:13] 事不过三

[00:17:15] 如果这回再不把他们抓住

[00:17:18] 我就抹脖子

[00:17:20] 我不相信这还能出变化

[00:17:23] 想到这儿

[00:17:24] 他把熏香盒子拿出来了

[00:17:26] 对准窗棂

[00:17:28] 捅进去

[00:17:28] 一搂机子

[00:17:33] 一股烟儿打到屋里

[00:17:36] 王伦跟贺氏哪懂这个呀

[00:17:39] 两个人嘀嘀咕咕正谈话

[00:17:41] 闻着一股香味

[00:17:43] 啊嚏啊啊

[00:17:46] 顿时人事不省

[00:17:49] 豹子领着人推门而入

[00:17:52] 单说任正谦

[00:17:54] 手中提着铁鞭

[00:17:57] 来到床前一看

[00:17:58] 是咬碎钢牙

[00:18:00] 看好啊

[00:18:04] ******

[00:18:07] 你们也有今日问

[00:18:11] 抡鞭就要砸

[00:18:14] 让鲍子安把他给拦住了

[00:18:16] 慢

[00:18:18] 任大爷

[00:18:19] 休发虎狼之威呀

[00:18:21] 别着急呀

[00:18:24] 就即使打死他们

[00:18:25] 咱也得问个清清楚楚

[00:18:27] 让他来个心服口服

[00:18:30] 这么叫他死了是便宜

[00:18:33] 来人

[00:18:33] 绑起来

[00:18:36] 把王伦贺氏绑好了事先准备的大口袋

[00:18:41] 把他们装口袋里头

[00:18:43] 把他嘴一砸

[00:18:45] 两个人扛着一个

[00:18:47] 俩人扛一个

[00:18:48] 架到外头

[00:18:49] 那位说

[00:18:51] 王伦在庙里头

[00:18:52] 不

[00:18:53] 40 多人

[00:18:54] 对

[00:18:55] 但是这40 多人

[00:18:57] 除了王伦跟贺氏之外

[00:19:00] 无一幸免呢

[00:19:03] 这帮人这手也够狠的

[00:19:05] 一个不留神

[00:19:06] 男女老少全都斩尽杀绝

[00:19:11] 庙的前院到处都是***

[00:19:14] 提鼻子一闻

[00:19:15] 一股血腥味

[00:19:18] 他们达到目的之后

[00:19:20] 豹子安跟大伙儿一商议

[00:19:22] 快走

[00:19:25] 但是

[00:19:25] 包子安忽然想起一件事

[00:19:28] 这肖安黄他怎么办呢

[00:19:31] 嗯

[00:19:32] 他醒了

[00:19:33] 非找我们算账不可不如如此

[00:19:36] 这么办

[00:19:36] 这么办

[00:19:36] 如此

[00:19:37] 临走

[00:19:38] 到他们爷俩住的房屋

[00:19:41] 把东西全给翻到了

[00:19:43] 这爷俩历年也有点积蓄

[00:19:46] 不到二百两银子

[00:19:47] 把这银子给拿着

[00:19:49] 还有几套新衣服

[00:19:51] 把这新衣服也给拿着

[00:19:53] 最主要的还有个包裹

[00:19:55] 里边有衣钵度牒

[00:19:59] 什么叫衣钵度牒呢

[00:20:02] 这是出家人必备的手续啊

[00:20:05] 说句现在的话

[00:20:06] 就是证明文件

[00:20:09] 他们出家是五台山

[00:20:11] 你光那么说行吗

[00:20:13] 你得有五台山的长老用过印得有度牒

[00:20:18] 不管

[00:20:19] 走到州城府县

[00:20:20] 把这玩意儿往外一献

[00:20:21] 证明你的身份

[00:20:23] 不然的话

[00:20:24] 你就穿这身和尚衣服

[00:20:26] 剃个光脑袋

[00:20:27] 你就说我是出家人

[00:20:28] 谁信呢

[00:20:30] 所以

[00:20:31] 出家人把衣钵度牒视为生命

[00:20:34] 豹子安收拾收拾

[00:20:35] 全给带走了

[00:20:38] 到了树林之中

[00:20:40] 男女老少集合在一起

[00:20:42] 赶着几十辆大车呀

[00:20:45] 赶奔江边

[00:20:48] 到了江边

[00:20:49] 普天鹏、普天雕在这儿等着

[00:20:52] 彼此打过招呼之后

[00:20:54] 把东西搬运到船上

[00:20:57] 豹子安住个啪啪啪一点名

[00:21:00] 一看一个不少

[00:21:01] 这才吩咐扯翻开船

[00:21:06] 把王伦

[00:21:07] 贺水也带走了

[00:21:10] 按下

[00:21:11] 他们不说

[00:21:12] 单说肖安师徒

[00:21:15] 这一觉睡到第二天

[00:21:17] 药劲也过了

[00:21:19] 他俩也醒了

[00:21:25] 哎呀

[00:21:26] 好睡好

[00:21:27] 诶诶

[00:21:29] 什么时候躺地下

[00:21:32] 爷儿俩全都站起来

[00:21:34] 把身上的尘土掸掸

[00:21:36] 感觉他不对劲

[00:21:38] 回头一看

[00:21:39] 锁没了

[00:21:40] 门大敞四开的

[00:21:41] 进屋里一瞅

[00:21:43] 豹子花振方80 弟兄踪迹不见

[00:21:46] 什么时候走的

[00:21:48] 怎么没打招呼

[00:21:50] 急奔前院

[00:21:51] 到前院一看

[00:21:52] 哎哟

[00:21:54] 遍地是***

[00:21:57] 鲜学把方砖都染红了

[00:22:00] 肖安一跺脚

[00:22:02] 完了完了

[00:22:03] 上当了

[00:22:04] 上当了

[00:22:05] 老匹夫

[00:22:07] 报子案

[00:22:10] 你这叫坑人呐

[00:22:13] 咱哪是有交情啊

[00:22:15] 咱是冤家对头

[00:22:17] 你还让我们爷俩在庙上呆不了

[00:22:21] 官府的人死在我的庙上

[00:22:24] 老僧也受了株连

[00:22:26] 我跳到黄河都洗不清

[00:22:29] 不用问

[00:22:30] 一定是用***把我们师徒马岛

[00:22:33] 而后你们干的活儿

[00:22:36] 黄胖

[00:22:37] 咱上当了

[00:22:38] 跟老匹夫决不能善罢甘休

[00:22:42] 追

[00:22:44] 这爷俩扛着铁禅杖这个主意

[00:22:48] 黄胖一边跑一边说

[00:22:50] 师傅

[00:22:51] 刚才我抽空到咱屋去一趟

[00:22:53] 咱屋还拾到了咱爷俩坐那七件衣裳

[00:22:57] 攒那200来两银子

[00:22:59] 连一钵度牒都让豹子安给拿走了啊啊

[00:23:04] 好啊

[00:23:06] 包子安呐

[00:23:08] 你偷到我头上来了

[00:23:10] 真是六亲不认呢

[00:23:13] 偷我别的东西还好办

[00:23:15] 偷我的衣钵度牒

[00:23:17] 这还了得

[00:23:19] 非跟你拼了不可

[00:23:22] 这爷俩一口气跑到江边

[00:23:24] 顺着江边就追

[00:23:27] 你想

[00:23:28] 他们师徒那是武林高手

[00:23:31] 都会飞行术

[00:23:34] 跑自宫啊

[00:23:35] 往下一塌腰

[00:23:37] 七快如飞

[00:23:42] 撵到日头升起来的时候

[00:23:44] 就撵上船了

[00:23:47] 可这几只大船速度也并不快

[00:23:52] 因此他们才撵上

[00:23:54] 萧安师徒擦擦眼睛

[00:23:56] 往船上一看

[00:23:57] 正是

[00:23:58] 就见豹子安花振芳

[00:24:01] 任正先80 弟兄

[00:24:03] 在船的后勺摆下八仙桌

[00:24:06] 连说带笑在那儿喝着酒

[00:24:09] 指指花花

[00:24:10] 不知道谈什么

[00:24:13] 老和尚心中暗想

[00:24:14] 你们倒满意了

[00:24:16] 可把我们坑苦了

[00:24:18] 想到这儿

[00:24:19] 高声喊喝

[00:24:21] 包子

[00:24:22] 你给我站住

[00:24:25] 包子听船

[00:24:30] 豹子安听见

[00:24:31] 假装没听见

[00:24:33] 船照样往前走

[00:24:35] 这爷俩还在江边上撵呢

[00:24:38] 一口气又撵出15 里地来

[00:24:41] 把爷俩累的满头是汗

[00:24:44] 包子啊

[00:24:45] 快站住

[00:24:47] 我们有话说

[00:24:50] 其实啊

[00:24:51] 鲍子安早就听见了

[00:24:53] 心中暗笑

[00:24:55] 占住啊

[00:24:56] 没那么便宜

[00:24:58] 想找我们玩命啊

[00:25:00] 门都没有

[00:25:01] 他知道这爷俩心如烈火

[00:25:04] 故意消磨他的火

[00:25:06] 假装听不见

[00:25:08] 告诉船家

[00:25:09] 照样开船

[00:25:10] 不过速度要慢

[00:25:13] 这爷俩好容易把船撵上船

[00:25:16] 又加快速度

[00:25:18] 撵了一程又一程

[00:25:20] 这一口气撵了150 里地

[00:25:22] 把这爷俩累的甭提了

[00:25:26] 我说老包头

[00:25:28] 你损透了

[00:25:30] 你真听不见我们的呼喊声吗

[00:25:34] 快停船

[00:25:36] 我们爷俩服输了就得了

[00:25:39] 别遛我们了

[00:25:45] 来呀

[00:25:45] 停船

[00:25:48] 大船抛锚

[00:25:49] 没靠岸

[00:25:51] 豹子安站到船尾上

[00:25:53] 假装吃惊

[00:25:55] 哎呦呦呦呦呦呦

[00:25:58] 我说岸上那是谁呀

[00:26:00] 老僧、肖案

[00:26:02] 小屠、黄胖

[00:26:04] 怎么连我们师徒都认不出来了

[00:26:08] 鲍子安一笑

[00:26:10] 你看这这这诶这怎么说的

[00:26:12] 我光听见岸上有人呼喊

[00:26:15] 没想到是贵师徒

[00:26:18] 稍候片刻

[00:26:19] 我现在就派船接你们

[00:26:22] 田鹏

[00:26:23] 在

[00:26:24] 如此这般这般如此遵民

[00:26:27] 普天鹏换好了水师依靠

[00:26:30] 亲自驾了一只小船到江边劫这石徒

[00:26:35] 这石头

[00:26:35] 这火大呢

[00:26:37] 心说

[00:26:38] 豹子安呢

[00:26:39] 我们先把你稳住

[00:26:41] 等一会儿到了船上再说

[00:26:43] 非把你劈了

[00:26:45] 我可也不解恨

[00:26:47] 正这时候

[00:26:48] 普天鹏的小船靠了岸了

[00:26:51] 贵师徒上船吧

[00:26:53] 诶诶噌噌

[00:26:55] 这爷俩手提大铲

[00:26:57] 飞身形上了小船

[00:27:00] 天蓬用高一点按小船唰奔

[00:27:04] 大船就来了

[00:27:06] 这师徒就开始运气了

[00:27:12] 没意思

[00:27:13] 上船就开打呀

[00:27:14] 不管你是谁

[00:27:15] 他妈一个好饼也没有

[00:27:18] 他心里这么想的

[00:27:20] 可小船走的速度太慢了

[00:27:22] 跟大船老是保持一定的距离

[00:27:26] 不往前走

[00:27:27] 在江心里转圈

[00:27:29] 唰诶

[00:27:31] 诶

[00:27:33] 我说蒲施主

[00:27:34] 你这船怎么毛病

[00:27:36] 怎么在这转不往前走

[00:27:39] 就见普天鹏把手中的高H 扔江里头了

[00:27:44] 背着手一乐

[00:27:47] 二位师傅

[00:27:49] 快与慢有什么关系哦

[00:27:52] 你们的意思我清楚

[00:27:53] 你们还是没完呢

[00:27:56] 刚才我听着二位直叫唤

[00:27:58] 大概到大船上

[00:28:00] 要跟我岳父老泰山拼命吧

[00:28:03] 要那样可真不好

[00:28:05] 这样吧

[00:28:06] 你们二位先清醒清醒

[00:28:08] 喝点长江水

[00:28:10] 等喝饱了之后

[00:28:12] 你们这气儿也就消了

[00:28:13] 诶

[00:28:14] 别介

[00:28:14] 我们不会

[00:28:16] 水不能喝哎

[00:28:17] 不喝也得喝

[00:28:19] 普天鹏

[00:28:20] 他要水淹师徒