《I Can’t Watch This》歌词

[00:00:00] I Can't Watch This - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:00] I can't watch this I can't watch this

[00:00:08] I can't watch this I can't watch this

[00:00:14] My my my my TV makes me so bored

[00:00:17] Makes me say oh my Lord

[00:00:19] What is this garbage here

[00:00:21] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears

[00:00:23] It sucks and that's no lie

[00:00:25] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry

[00:00:26] Lowers my IQ one notch

[00:00:28] And that's the reason why uh I can't watch

[00:00:31] I told you homeboy I can't watch this

[00:00:35] Yeah nothin' but trash and you know

[00:00:36] I can't watch this

[00:00:38] Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this

[00:00:43] Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this

[00:00:45] Talkin' 'bout sick shows

[00:00:46] There's America's Funniest Home Videos

[00:00:48] I can't believe my eyes

[00:00:49] When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize

[00:00:52] Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof

[00:00:54] Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake

[00:00:57] I hear they got it on the seventeenth take

[00:00:59] That's funny as a kick in the crotch

[00:01:01] And that kind of show uh I can't watch

[00:01:05] Yo I told you I can't watch this

[00:01:08] Change the channel now man I can't watch this

[00:01:10] Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker

[00:01:13] I can't watch this

[00:01:14] Cosby Show and Rosanne

[00:01:15] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can

[00:01:17] Judge Wopner oh my

[00:01:19] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy

[00:01:20] Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing

[00:01:23] Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks

[00:01:26] Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks

[00:01:27] Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home

[00:01:30] And sit on their thumbs

[00:01:32] That's word because you know

[00:01:34] I can't watch this

[00:01:38] I can't watch this break it down

[00:01:42] Here's how to order money back guarantee

[00:01:44] Removes tough stains fast

[00:01:46] It tastes more like fresh peanuts

[00:01:48] They keep going and going don't hate me

[00:01:50] Because I'm beautiful

[00:01:51] Could be dandruff our prices are insane

[00:01:55] Stop Prime Time

[00:01:57] I'm pretty sure I'll be sick

[00:01:59] If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

[00:02:00] Or that guy with the real flat hair

[00:02:02] That goes 'Woof woof woof

[00:02:03] And waves his fist in the air

[00:02:04] Those weird talk shows

[00:02:06] About transsexual Nazi Eskimos

[00:02:07] They're rude crude and vile

[00:02:09] Just for a minute let's flip down the dial

[00:02:11] Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this

[00:02:17] Look man I can't watch this

[00:02:20] I can't take this torture no more I can't

[00:02:21] I can't watch this pay the bills

[00:02:24] Station break break it down

[00:02:26] Operators are standing

[00:02:27] Cubic zirconium necklace

[00:02:29] You're soaking in it

[00:02:29] And our fabulous swimsuit issue

[00:02:31] When you've got a headache this big

[00:02:33] Read the book

[00:02:34] This is your brain on drugs

[00:02:36] I've fallen and I can't get up

[00:02:39] Stop Cable Time

[00:02:40] HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV

[00:02:43] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy

[00:02:47] Now why did I ever pay for this junk

[00:02:51] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk

[00:02:54] Just brainless blood and guts

[00:02:56] And mindless T&A

[00:02:58] It's awful it's putrid it's crummy

[00:02:59] It's stupid gonna throw my set away

[00:03:01] I can't watch this I can't watch this

[00:03:08] I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this

[00:03:14] I told you can't watch this too hip

[00:03:19] Can't watch this

[00:03:22] Get me outta here can't watch this