《I Feel Like A Milkshake》歌词

[00:00:00] I Feel Like A Milkshake - Martin Briley

[00:00:00] She wore an apron that

[00:00:01] Was covered in gravy stains

[00:00:03] She had a little green book

[00:00:05] And she had varicose veins

[00:00:06] I was tired I was hungry

[00:00:08] I was ready to snap

[00:00:09] She dropped the steaming gumbo

[00:00:10] Right in my lap

[00:00:12] I was alone

[00:00:13] Otherwise I would have trashed the place

[00:00:15] But I was soothed by the Muzak

[00:00:17] And a beautiful face

[00:00:18] The meat was chewy and

[00:00:19] The chicken was bland

[00:00:21] I'm not a pigeon

[00:00:22] But she had me eating

[00:00:23] Out of her hand

[00:00:25] And I feel and I feel

[00:00:27] And I feel like a milkshake

[00:00:30] I never ordered a slice

[00:00:31] Of life ala mode

[00:00:33] What I need is an earthquake

[00:00:35] I could hide in a crack

[00:00:37] In the road

[00:00:39] And I feel like a milkshake

[00:00:55] She started sponging my pants

[00:00:56] It really tickled

[00:00:57] She took my plate and sank

[00:00:59] Her teeth into my pickle

[00:01:01] She sat down in my lap and

[00:01:02] Started picking my teeth

[00:01:04] She was naked as a baby underneath

[00:01:06] We were lost in a dream

[00:01:07] On a bed of fluffy rice

[00:01:09] When I was grabbed by the chef

[00:01:10] He had a grip like a vise

[00:01:12] He had gold medallions

[00:01:14] And a hairy chest

[00:01:15] I gave him back his wife

[00:01:17] But he was still depressed

[00:01:20] And I feel and I feel

[00:01:21] And I feel like a milkshake

[00:01:24] I never ordered a slice

[00:01:25] Of life ala mode

[00:01:27] What I need is an earthquake

[00:01:29] I could hide in a crack

[00:01:31] In the road

[00:01:33] And I feel like a milkshake

[00:02:21] I tipped heavy so they wouldn't think

[00:02:23] The English were mean

[00:02:24] I saw a ground beef patty

[00:02:26] Hit the coffee machine

[00:02:27] I could tell this gorilla

[00:02:28] Was the moody kind

[00:02:30] I could have used a doggy bag

[00:02:31] But I changed my mind

[00:02:33] One of these hungry days

[00:02:34] When my luck runs dry

[00:02:35] I'm gonna meet that

[00:02:36] Great Soda Jerk in the sky

[00:02:38] He'll set the blender

[00:02:39] For that final frappe

[00:02:41] Wipe the fudge from his beard

[00:02:43] And then he'll probably say

[00:02:46] Do you feel do you feel

[00:02:47] Do you feel like a milkshake

[00:02:50] At the end of your slice

[00:02:51] Of life a la mode

[00:02:53] We could split a

[00:02:54] Devil's food cake

[00:02:55] But the man with the van

[00:02:56] Never showed

[00:02:59] So we'll both have a milkshake