《Mr. Mom》歌词

[00:00:00] Mr. Mom (Instrumental Version) - Hit Crew Masters

[00:00:17] Lost my job, came home mad

[00:00:19] Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad

[00:00:22] She said I can go to work

[00:00:24] until you find another job

[00:00:27] I thought I like the sound of that

[00:00:30] Watch TV and take long naps

[00:00:33] Go from a hard working dad

[00:00:36] to being Mr. Mom

[00:00:39] Well

[00:00:39] Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

[00:00:41] Crayons go up one drawer higher

[00:00:44] Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time

[00:00:47] Breakfast, six naps at nine

[00:00:50] There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

[00:00:53] Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

[00:00:55] Been crazy all day long and

[00:00:58] it's only Monday

[00:01:00] Mr. Mom

[00:01:08] Football, soccer and ballet

[00:01:11] Squeeze in Scouts and PTA

[00:01:13] And there's that shopping list she left

[00:01:16] That's seven pages long

[00:01:19] How much smoke can one stove make

[00:01:22] The kids won't eat my charcoal cake

[00:01:25] It's more than any man can take

[00:01:28] Being Mr. Mom

[00:01:30] Well

[00:01:31] Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

[00:01:33] Crayons go up one drawer higher

[00:01:36] Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time

[00:01:39] Breakfast, six naps at nine

[00:01:41] There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

[00:01:44] Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

[00:01:47] Been crazy all day long and

[00:01:50] it's only Monday

[00:01:51] Mr. Mom

[00:02:04] Before I fall in bed tonight

[00:02:06] If the dog didn't eat the CLASSIFIED

[00:02:09] I'm gonna look just one more time

[00:02:15] 'Cause

[00:02:15] Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

[00:02:18] Crayons go up one drawer higher

[00:02:21] Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time

[00:02:23] Breakfast, six naps at nine

[00:02:26] There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

[00:02:29] Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

[00:02:31] Been crazy all day long

[00:02:35] Oh been crazy all day long

[00:02:40] and it's only Monday

[00:02:41] Mr. Mom

[00:02:47] oh Mr. Mom

[00:02:54] Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills

[00:02:57] Thought there was nothing to it

[00:03:00] Baby, now I know how you feel

[00:03:02] What I don't know is how you do it