《Headline News》歌词

[00:00:00] Headline News - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

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[00:00:14] Once there was this kid who

[00:00:19] 曾经有那么个小伙子

[00:00:19] Took a trip to Singapore

[00:00:21] 去新加坡走了一趟

[00:00:21] And brought along his spraypaint

[00:00:24] 还带着他的喷漆

[00:00:24] And when he finally came back

[00:00:29] 在他回来的时候

[00:00:29] He had cane marks all over his bottom

[00:00:37] 他的屁股布满了藤条痕

[00:00:37] He said that it was from when

[00:00:40] 他说那都是来自

[00:00:40] The warden whacked it so hard

[00:00:53] 监狱长的酷刑

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[00:00:59] Once there was this girl who

[00:01:01] 曾经有那么个女孩

[00:01:01] Swore that one day she would be

[00:01:04] 发誓总有一天她会成为

[00:01:04] A figure skating champion

[00:01:06] 拿到溜冰冠军的人

[00:01:06] And when she finally made it

[00:01:12] 在她终于做到的时候

[00:01:12] She saw some other girl who was better

[00:01:20] 她看到有另一个女孩比她还出色

[00:01:20] So she hired some guy

[00:01:23] 于是她就请了些人

[00:01:23] To club her in the knee cap

[00:01:30] 去打伤她的膝盖

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[00:01:50] They got paid for their sound-bites

[00:01:55] 他们都因这些事件受惠了

[00:01:55] And sold their TV movie rights

[00:02:00] 还把故事的使用权 卖给了电视电影

[00:02:00] And then there was this guy who

[00:02:08] 之后又有那么一个家伙

[00:02:08] Made his wife so mad one night

[00:02:11] 让他的老婆生气到

[00:02:11] That she cut off his weiner

[00:02:13] 在一天夜里把他杀了

[00:02:13] And when he finally came to

[00:02:19] 当他终于睡醒的时候

[00:02:19] He found that little Mr Happy was missing

[00:02:27] 他发现 欢乐先生 不见了

[00:02:27] He couldn't quite explain

[00:02:30] 他没法解释这一切

[00:02:30] It had always just been there

[00:02:38] 因为它一直以来都呆在那啊

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