《If you want to be happy》歌词

[00:00:00] If you want to be happy - Double Orchestra

[00:00:13] If you wanna be happy

[00:00:14] For the rest of your life

[00:00:17] Never make a pretty woman your wife

[00:00:20] So from my personal point of view

[00:00:24] Get an ugly girl to marry you

[00:00:42] If you wanna be happy

[00:00:43] For the rest of your life

[00:00:46] Never make a pretty woman your wife

[00:00:49] So from my personal point of view

[00:00:53] Get an ugly girl to marry you

[00:00:56] A pretty woman makes her husband look small

[00:01:00] And very often causes his downfall

[00:01:04] As soon as he marries her then she starts

[00:01:07] To do the things that will break his heart

[00:01:11] But if you make an ugly woman your wife

[00:01:15] You'll be happy for the rest of your life

[00:01:18] An ugly woman cooks her meals on time

[00:01:22] She'll always give you peace of mind

[00:01:25] If you wanna be happy

[00:01:27] For the rest of your life

[00:01:29] Never make a pretty woman your wife

[00:01:33] So from my personal point of view

[00:01:36] Get an ugly girl to marry you

[00:01:40] If you wanna be happy

[00:01:41] For the rest of your life

[00:01:43] Never make a pretty woman your wife

[00:01:47] So from my personal point of view

[00:01:51] Get an ugly girl to marry you

[00:02:00] I saw your wife the other day

[00:02:03] Yeah she's ugly

[00:02:09] Don't let your friends say

[00:02:10] You have no taste

[00:02:12] Go ahead and marry anyway

[00:02:16] Though her face is ugly

[00:02:18] Her eyes don't match

[00:02:20] Take it from me she's a better catch

[00:02:23] If you wanna be happy

[00:02:25] For the rest of your life

[00:02:27] Never make a pretty woman your wife

[00:02:30] So from my personal point of view

[00:02:34] Get an ugly girl to marry you

[00:02:37] If you wanna be happy

[00:02:39] For the rest of your life

[00:02:41] Never make a pretty woman your wife

[00:02:45] So from my personal point of view

[00:02:49] Get an ugly girl to marry you

[00:03:10] Say man

[00:03:13] I saw your wife the other day

[00:03:16] Yeah she's ugly

[00:03:17] Yes she's ugly but she sure can cook