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[00:00:01] 史文恭真了不起

[00:00:05] 他遇上花和尚鲁智深毫不畏惧

[00:00:10] 你看鲁智深多勇猛

[00:00:14] 这条大产赢不了人家

[00:00:17] 不仅赢不了

[00:00:20] 30 回合之后

[00:00:22] 鲁智深是一会儿不如一会儿

[00:00:25] 累的鼻凹

[00:00:26] 鬓角热汗直淌

[00:00:29] 大脸蛋子的肉

[00:00:31] 只差什么原因

[00:00:34] 使了半天劲儿砍不着人家

[00:00:38] 在偷眼看史文恭

[00:00:40] 谈笑之间

[00:00:43] 拿他当孩子

[00:00:44] 在这耍他玩

[00:00:46] 这条枪豪不费力

[00:00:49] 上崩下砸

[00:00:51] 里撩外划划

[00:00:53] 拿崩把亚窝挑盖打炸

[00:00:57] 顺着当枪横着当吧

[00:01:00] 神出鬼没

[00:01:02] 那简直是风雨不透着抢着抢着抢

[00:01:11] 鲁智深可受不了

[00:01:14] 正在着急的功夫

[00:01:16] 他最后关站的豹子头林冲压不住火儿

[00:01:23] 也没跟任何人打招呼

[00:01:25] 林冲是催马摇枪

[00:01:28] 过来

[00:01:29] 取代鲁智深大哥

[00:01:33] 请到后边儿休息

[00:01:34] 把它交于小弟

[00:01:38] 鲁智深心说话来得正好

[00:01:43] 真把我累毁了

[00:01:45] 所以鲁智深虚晃一铲屎拨马而走

[00:01:50] 等码头泊转过来跟林冲说

[00:01:54] 好兄弟

[00:01:55] 林武师

[00:01:57] J 家伙厉害的邪乎

[00:01:59] 多加谨慎

[00:02:01] 小B 明白

[00:02:04] 鲁智深回归本队

[00:02:06] 有人拿过手巾把儿去

[00:02:09] 鲁智深擦擦肥脸蛋子上的汗

[00:02:12] 然后提过水壶里咕嘟咕嘟一口气造了三壶

[00:02:18] 她在后边儿歇着

[00:02:19] 咱不说

[00:02:20] 单说豹子头林冲催马颤枪来剑史文恭

[00:02:27] 史文恭把大枪一被

[00:02:29] 把马屁逮住了

[00:02:31] 鱼

[00:02:35] 上眼下眼打亮银冲

[00:02:40] 看了那么几眼

[00:02:43] 如果我没认错的话

[00:02:46] 你是大名鼎鼎的林武师

[00:02:49] 当初80万禁军的总教头林冲吧

[00:02:55] 来

[00:02:56] 我才正式林冲

[00:03:01] 林冲啊

[00:03:03] 咱俩跟旁人不一样

[00:03:05] 在这儿的轮刀轮刀啊

[00:03:09] 此话怎讲

[00:03:12] 我请问

[00:03:14] 你当初跟陕西大侠周同学学过武艺吧

[00:03:21] 不错

[00:03:22] 周桐乃是我老师

[00:03:25] 18

[00:03:26] 那你又不想问一问我老师是谁

[00:03:31] 怎么呢

[00:03:32] 老师也是周大侠染也

[00:03:38] 从这上论

[00:03:39] 咱俩是一师之徒啊

[00:03:42] 嗯

[00:03:43] 不过呢

[00:03:44] 我比你早学了几年

[00:03:48] 我学舞那时候你还没到

[00:03:50] 后来我听说周老霞把你也收了

[00:03:56] 我

[00:03:56] 林冲

[00:03:58] 我先说几句

[00:03:59] 可惜了儿的

[00:04:01] 嗯

[00:04:02] 可惜你这个人才

[00:04:05] 你说大宋朝对你哪儿不好

[00:04:09] 皇上对你哪点不重视

[00:04:12] 80万禁军的教头官儿不小

[00:04:17] 紫袍金带

[00:04:19] 坐享其成

[00:04:20] 一呼百诺

[00:04:22] 穿金戴银

[00:04:24] 行啦

[00:04:26] 当然啦

[00:04:27] 我听说了

[00:04:29] 你家里头遇上点儿事儿

[00:04:32] 高衙内看中你媳妇儿

[00:04:37] 他不是个人

[00:04:39] 你为什么相助人家有夫之妇呢

[00:04:44] 而且使这个手段也的列

[00:04:47] 难怪你使性子

[00:04:50] 但是你不要王乐

[00:04:52] 根本皇上对你不错

[00:04:55] 把事情搞得清楚

[00:04:57] 你再娶个媳妇儿呗

[00:05:00] 三条腿的蛤蟆没有

[00:05:03] 两条腿的活人多得是

[00:05:06] 你使什么性子

[00:05:09] 就因为这件事儿好

[00:05:11] 你投靠了贼

[00:05:12] 贼了本身沦为贼寇

[00:05:16] 你就忘了

[00:05:18] 当了贼

[00:05:19] 名声太坏了

[00:05:21] 上为贼父贼母

[00:05:23] 下为贼子贼孙

[00:05:26] 本身是贼

[00:05:27] 顶风臭着800里

[00:05:30] 这几代人都抖着不清楚林冲啊

[00:05:35] 可惜你满身的武功

[00:05:37] 可惜你是快好了

[00:05:40] 糟践了

[00:05:41] 糟践了

[00:05:43] 咱这样行不行

[00:05:45] 林冲

[00:05:45] 你读过书

[00:05:47] 是个明白人

[00:05:48] 如果你现在悔悟

[00:05:51] 还不晚过来

[00:05:54] 到我这边来

[00:05:56] 我史文恭在曾长者面前多进美言

[00:06:02] 然后带着你去找高才对

[00:06:05] 你只要承认个错儿

[00:06:07] 过去的事情一笔勾销

[00:06:10] 我相信80万禁军的教头还得由你来做

[00:06:16] 你看好不好

[00:06:18] 你何必当贼

[00:06:21] 他还想往下说

[00:06:23] 林冲实在听不下去

[00:06:25] 啊呸

[00:06:28] 史文恭闭住你的臭嘴

[00:06:32] 你说地简单

[00:06:34] 嗯

[00:06:35] 事情不像你说的那样

[00:06:38] 今天咱们是两国的仇敌

[00:06:41] 各为其主

[00:06:43] 今天我林从来不为旁的事情

[00:06:46] 我就问你

[00:06:47] 史文恭

[00:06:48] 你为什么跟水泊梁山的人为仇作对

[00:06:53] 过去我不懂

[00:06:54] 现在我听明白了

[00:06:56] 闹了半天

[00:06:57] 你是高俅手下的一条走狗

[00:07:02] 你是官府豢养的奴才

[00:07:07] 今天二话别说了

[00:07:09] 我一心一意要打你的曾头市

[00:07:12] 你一心一意

[00:07:14] 药瓶水泊梁山

[00:07:15] 咱就分高低论各上架

[00:07:19] 把把林冲掌中这条抢赢了

[00:07:22] 你想怎么地怎么地

[00:07:24] 行了

[00:07:26] 好良言难劝该死鬼啊

[00:07:30] 林冲啊

[00:07:31] 你说的话虽然不多

[00:07:34] 也证明你铁了心了

[00:07:37] 我使分工也算做到了仁至义尽

[00:07:42] 对得起老师

[00:07:43] 周光祖、周大侠

[00:07:46] 那你就催马过来吧

[00:07:48] 我教你知道知道神枪史文恭这条大抢的厉害

[00:07:55] 两个人话不投机

[00:07:57] 当场动手

[00:07:59] 衣身身手

[00:08:01] 两匹马

[00:08:02] 两条大象

[00:08:04] 两个人都是虎将

[00:08:07] 打了个奇峰

[00:08:08] 对手是将遇良才

[00:08:11] 没分胜负

[00:08:14] 尤其他俩都是一师之徒

[00:08:17] 六合、抢地、抢路子

[00:08:19] 基本都差不多少

[00:08:22] 就看谁使的巧

[00:08:24] 就看谁立即头足

[00:08:27] 所以30 多个回合打了个旗鼓相当

[00:08:33] 史文恭暗自点头

[00:08:35] 发了豹子头林冲好样儿的

[00:08:40] 我服气

[00:08:42] 比那个鲁智深强多了

[00:08:45] 鲁智深就靠着勇猛

[00:08:48] 就是瞎论

[00:08:50] 人家林冲只做了客

[00:08:53] 受过名人地传授

[00:08:54] 高人地址叫

[00:08:56] 足以证明老师在她身上花了一锭心血

[00:09:01] 不过呢

[00:09:02] 看这样儿

[00:09:03] 林冲啊

[00:09:04] 要坚持

[00:09:05] 长了你未必是我的对手

[00:09:09] 因此

[00:09:10] 史文恭坚定信心

[00:09:13] 这条大江呼呼刮风

[00:09:16] 越战越猛

[00:09:19] 眨眼间

[00:09:20] 40 个回合过去

[00:09:22] 林冲渐渐不支

[00:09:26] 这玩意没什么

[00:09:27] 耗时间

[00:09:29] 又见林冲使这条枪多少有点费劲

[00:09:33] 鼻子凹脑门子也见了汗

[00:09:37] 林冲也是火爆的脾气

[00:09:39] 不服人呢

[00:09:41] 就这样咬牙坚持又坚持十余回合

[00:09:46] 50 多个回合

[00:09:48] 林冲前后新的衣服都踏透了

[00:09:52] 再看史文恭

[00:09:53] 脑门儿也建

[00:09:55] 朝鼻凹

[00:09:56] 也冒着汗珠

[00:09:58] Ta 也得使把劲儿

[00:10:01] 林冲一看

[00:10:02] 不行

[00:10:03] 今天想胜人家

[00:10:04] 是比登天

[00:10:07] 正在林冲心里着急的功夫

[00:10:09] 身边背后有人高声喊喝

[00:10:13] 林武师

[00:10:15] 好样儿的

[00:10:17] 您到后边休息来

[00:10:19] 我替您打一阵

[00:10:25] 一马飞出来到两军镇替换林冲

[00:10:31] 林冲一看

[00:10:31] 谁呀

[00:10:32] 小李广花荣

[00:10:36] 那也是梁山上出类拔萃的英雄好汉

[00:10:40] 林冲点了点头

[00:10:42] 花将军受累了啊

[00:10:46] 回归本队

[00:10:48] 他回去了

[00:10:49] 咱不说

[00:10:50] 咱说小李广花荣

[00:10:53] 颤方天化宇来到史文恭祭钱

[00:10:57] 这一报名

[00:10:58] 史文恭打量了打量

[00:11:01] 嗯

[00:11:02] 漂亮小伙儿

[00:11:04] 我真有点儿纳闷儿

[00:11:07] JJ 宋江和晁盖使得是什么手段

[00:11:11] 给你们吃的啥药

[00:11:14] 你们简直

[00:11:16] 喂

[00:11:16] 点什么跟他们威武啊

[00:11:19] 拿你这小伙来说多漂亮

[00:11:22] 就往这儿一戳一站

[00:11:25] 哎呀

[00:11:26] 简直是万金难买

[00:11:28] 你也当着贼这不知道系里的

[00:11:31] 怎么可能呢

[00:11:33] 谁能相信

[00:11:35] 也罢呀

[00:11:37] 画龙画虎难画骨

[00:11:39] 知人知面不知心呢

[00:11:41] 你天生就是一副贼骨头

[00:11:44] 废话少说

[00:11:46] 招家伙

[00:11:48] 花容跟他有斗在一处

[00:11:51] 咱这么说

[00:11:52] 20 多个回合未分胜负

[00:11:56] 史文恭几琢磨

[00:11:57] 他们想干什么哦

[00:12:00] 仗着人多势众

[00:12:02] 我看着黑乎乎的一大片

[00:12:04] 足能有几十人今天没安好心

[00:12:09] 轮流着跟我打号虎

[00:12:12] 也架不住一群狼啊

[00:12:14] 嗯

[00:12:15] 照这样打下去

[00:12:17] 一会儿把我累趴下了

[00:12:19] a

[00:12:20] 干脆我使巧招迎我

[00:12:24] 听说这小李广花荣射箭射的准透了

[00:12:28] 我呀

[00:12:29] 先下手

[00:12:30] 我给他来一件

[00:12:32] 我看看小李广花荣究竟躲得开

[00:12:36] 还是躲不开

[00:12:37] 想到这儿吧

[00:12:39] 区别一称是拨马便走

[00:12:43] 花荣哪里肯re 颤及在后地就追史文恭人往前头呗

[00:12:50] 延往后边儿盯着

[00:12:52] 耳朵也听着

[00:12:53] 一听小李广花荣珍追上来了

[00:12:56] 心中高兴

[00:12:57] 一抬腿

[00:13:00] 把大枪挂上

[00:13:02] 在走兽壶玄天带纸抽弓搭箭

[00:13:07] 那经过严格的训练

[00:13:10] 二五更的功夫没事儿老练

[00:13:13] 所以呢

[00:13:13] 手底下是干净利索

[00:13:16] 你就贱呢

[00:13:17] 肩膀刚一洞见Qu 的弦

[00:13:20] 就这么快

[00:13:22] 先把推泰山

[00:13:24] 后把叶公贤

[00:13:26] 冷不丁这一米五深h pa 这儿

[00:13:33] 这个快劲儿就甭提了

[00:13:36] 你就发现也晚了

[00:13:39] 做大酱的讲就六个字

[00:13:42] 弓刀石

[00:13:43] 马步箭你都得会不记

[00:13:48] 怎么叫大将

[00:13:50] 你想

[00:13:51] 他俩的距离不到30

[00:13:53] 不就这么近

[00:13:56] 而且呢

[00:13:57] 功力相当足

[00:13:59] 那建了个快件儿

[00:14:01] 一打闪就到今天

[00:14:03] 一般人躲不开

[00:14:06] 但是小李广花荣是个精细的汉子

[00:14:11] 小伙长得也漂亮

[00:14:13] 心也细

[00:14:15] 他发现史文恭Di d 弓箭非同一般

[00:14:19] 他也了解了情况

[00:14:21] 知道史文恭样样精通

[00:14:25] 而且射箭还有两下子

[00:14:27] 因此就格外加的谨慎

[00:14:30] 他一开始文工团协议呗

[00:14:31] 他心里就画魂

[00:14:33] 为啥

[00:14:34] 史文恭枪法没乱好

[00:14:36] 梅儿他拜什么

[00:14:39] 他那样的能盯得住我呀

[00:14:40] 啊

[00:14:41] 明白了还要想使巧计赢我我要多加谨慎

[00:14:46] 因此

[00:14:47] 一边追着

[00:14:48] 一边盯着他

[00:14:50] 突然发现史文恭尖头移动

[00:14:52] 明白了

[00:14:53] 哦

[00:14:53] 要放弃

[00:14:55] 刚想到这只间就到了

[00:14:59] 好一个小李广花荣

[00:15:01] 双脚一蹬

[00:15:02] 飞虎叉

[00:15:03] 身子往后一躺

[00:15:06] 使了个铁过梁

[00:15:08] 又叫金刚铁板桥

[00:15:10] 哎

[00:15:11] 这身穿躺下

[00:15:14] 后脑勺粘在马屁股上

[00:15:18] 拿身子不那软

[00:15:19] 跟面条一样

[00:15:22] 这只透甲锥贴着鼻子假唰就过去了

[00:15:26] 出去多远落在地上

[00:15:29] 一件没射着

[00:15:31] 史文恭学过马力看一哈

[00:15:34] 真躲开了在他一愣神儿的功夫

[00:15:38] 小李广花荣是以牙还牙呀

[00:15:42] 心说话

[00:15:43] 哦

[00:15:43] 你射我

[00:15:45] 我从小就学设计

[00:15:48] 要不怎么叫小李广呢

[00:15:50] 今儿个我也给你来一件刷着

[00:15:53] 一扭身躲开

[00:15:54] 紧跟着把弓箭就拽出来1 min 朱红

[00:15:58] 搭上旋扣

[00:16:00] 他就是一箭射向史文恭

[00:16:04] 史文恭这匹马转过来

[00:16:06] 正好抬头一看

[00:16:08] 这姑姑这届在脑门子ro 就到了

[00:16:13] A 史文恭也不含糊

[00:16:15] 赶紧使了个凳子藏身

[00:16:17] 刷着身子一转

[00:16:18] 个儿躲到马肚子底下

[00:16:21] 这一箭射空

[00:16:23] 咱这么说吧

[00:16:25] 小李广花荣

[00:16:26] 射箭向来是箭无虚发

[00:16:30] 说这下射出去了

[00:16:31] 什么都没设着

[00:16:32] 不可能

[00:16:33] 但今儿个是个破例

[00:16:36] 玉成对手行去了

[00:16:38] 尽管如此

[00:16:40] 史文恭度的马杜的底下

[00:16:43] 等间过去了

[00:16:44] 这一瓶身又骑到马背上

[00:16:47] 但是史文恭的汗就躺起来

[00:16:50] 新说话好悬啊

[00:16:52] 好悬啊

[00:16:54] 这要不是当初我下过苦功

[00:16:57] 今天这一件就结果了我弟性命了

[00:17:02] 不能再打了

[00:17:03] 这只心慌也是太累了

[00:17:06] 史文恭赶紧把大枪一挥

[00:17:09] 收兵撤退

[00:17:11] 撤回曾头市

[00:17:14] 花容把大枪一招代替军令

[00:17:17] 弟兄们

[00:17:18] 冲冲啊

[00:17:23] 水泊梁山的义军跟下山猛虎一样

[00:17:27] 兜着屁股就追

[00:17:30] 但追到号编任家寨墙城市

[00:17:33] 开弓放箭

[00:17:34] 灰瓶炮子

[00:17:36] 滚木擂石啪啪

[00:17:39] 跟雨点一样

[00:17:41] 事先有所准备

[00:17:44] 所以梁山的义军得不到便宜

[00:17:47] 反倒受伤的人不少

[00:17:50] 天王晁盖在后头

[00:17:52] 总指挥

[00:17:53] 晁盖一看不行

[00:17:55] 应聘非吃亏不可撤

[00:17:59] 一声令下

[00:18:01] 易军华撤下来

[00:18:04] 离着曾头市五里安下营寨

[00:18:09] 这一查点

[00:18:10] 手下士兵损失了不到50 人

[00:18:13] 不过没死人都是受伤的

[00:18:16] 哎呀

[00:18:16] 晁盖气的呼呼

[00:18:19] 心里想

[00:18:21] 你看我兄弟宋江

[00:18:23] 每次领兵带队都是获全胜

[00:18:28] 听说人家指挥那个打的那个漂亮劲儿就甭提了

[00:18:33] 还收了对面的人a

[00:18:35] 人损伤的还少

[00:18:37] 你说我亲自指挥

[00:18:39] 怎么就遇上了麻烦了

[00:18:42] 这曾头市好比是一块难啃的骨头

[00:18:47] 话又说回来

[00:18:48] 再难啃也得拿下来

[00:18:51] 也要活捉史文恭

[00:18:54] 把宝马良驹照夜玉狮子剁手给我兄弟宋江

[00:18:59] 我兄弟得多高兴

[00:19:02] 也算当哥哥的做他的报答品

[00:19:06] 晁盖讲义气

[00:19:09] 多比宝马给兄弟兄弟多高兴啊

[00:19:12] 当哥哥一点儿心意

[00:19:15] 这晁盖下了这个心

[00:19:17] 但是事情不像他想的那么简单

[00:19:21] 第二天开庭

[00:19:22] 见仗曾头市没列队

[00:19:24] 人家修整的

[00:19:26] 你凑着进钱

[00:19:28] 人家就开弓放箭

[00:19:30] 怎么攻也攻不进去

[00:19:32] 可你这刚一休息十分钟

[00:19:35] 又领着曾氏五虎讨的骂阵

[00:19:39] 就这样天天拉锯

[00:19:41] 未分胜负号的半个多月的时间

[00:19:46] 这天也跟着捣乱

[00:19:48] 天天下雨

[00:19:50] 下的人的心里这个腻歪

[00:19:53] 周围一片泥泞

[00:19:56] 人睡觉还发愁

[00:19:59] 这还不说

[00:20:02] 这个粮食也成了问题

[00:20:05] 我量地官儿来了

[00:20:06] 跟晁盖汇报

[00:20:08] 说我们的粮食马上要断顿

[00:20:12] 临离开水泊梁山的时候带的是不少

[00:20:16] 但是我们带了5000多人的人吃马喂

[00:20:20] 耗了这么长的时间

[00:20:22] 粮食现在仅够吃两天的

[00:20:27] 还得吃稀的

[00:20:28] 吃干的还不够

[00:20:31] 行因病毒看这事儿怎么办

[00:20:34] 嗯

[00:20:37] 晁盖一想

[00:20:38] 还得派人回梁山去

[00:20:40] 催粮

[00:20:42] 那得哪年哪月才能运到

[00:20:46] 原来讲得多好

[00:20:47] 打开曾头市

[00:20:48] 要什么有什么

[00:20:50] 这回好

[00:20:51] 连本儿上场

[00:20:53] 因此

[00:20:53] 晁天王的心呢

[00:20:55] 简直是火上泼油啊

[00:20:58] 那火呼呼地急得在大帐里头是来回直转

[00:21:04] 各怎么卖

[00:21:06] 怎么办

[00:21:08] 嗯

[00:21:09] 别速战速决

[00:21:12] 要不明儿个就豁出去了

[00:21:15] 尽全力攻打曾头市

[00:21:18] 豁出多死人

[00:21:20] 要把灯头是打开

[00:21:22] 怎么都好办

[00:21:24] 哎呀

[00:21:25] 那得死多少人呢

[00:21:27] 就是那样一搏

[00:21:29] 能不能达到目的

[00:21:30] 现在心里也没底儿

[00:21:33] 他这心里头左右摇摆

[00:21:36] 大伙儿一看咱大头儿的闹心

[00:21:39] 谁也不敢靠近

[00:21:42] 知道晁盖的脾气

[00:21:44] 犯上牛劲了

[00:21:45] 什么也听不进去

[00:21:47] 大伙儿都躲得远远的

[00:21:49] 哎

[00:21:50] 正在这时候报市里进来恶报贴吗

[00:21:54] 外边来两个出家的和尚

[00:21:57] 要苦苦哀求

[00:21:58] 要见头领和上哪儿的

[00:22:03] 他们说是曾头市的

[00:22:05] 嗯

[00:22:08] 晁盖不知道怎么回事儿

[00:22:10] 让他们进来

[00:22:12] 在看两个和尚

[00:22:13] 浑身上下浇的精湿

[00:22:15] 跟落汤鸡差不多少

[00:22:18] 来到大帐里边

[00:22:19] 扑通扑通全跪下

[00:22:22] 哎呀

[00:22:23] 救命啊

[00:22:24] 阿弥陀佛

[00:22:25] 救命啊

[00:22:26] 哪位是总头领天王晁盖

[00:22:31] 别哭

[00:22:31] 别哭

[00:22:33] 在下就是晁盖

[00:22:36] 您就是大名鼎鼎的晁天王

[00:22:39] 天王救命天王

[00:22:40] 救命a

[00:22:41] 有话起来

[00:22:42] 说起来说

[00:22:43] 出家之人

[00:22:45] 这成何体统

[00:22:47] 晁盖叫他俩起来

[00:22:49] 命人搬两把椅子

[00:22:51] 叫他俩坐下

[00:22:52] 避过手巾板儿的这俩和尚接过来

[00:22:56] 把脸上那个雨水都擦净了

[00:23:00] 又喝了几口水

[00:23:01] 晁盖这才问二位高僧

[00:23:04] 见我和顾