《The Pest(Manchester Ritz)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Pest(Live) - John Cooper Clarke

[00:00:16] The pest pulled up

[00:00:19] Propped his pushbike

[00:00:20] At a pillar box

[00:00:21] Pulled his peen

[00:00:23] Paused at a post and pissed

[00:00:27] Piss in the proper place

[00:00:29] Pronounced a perturbed pedestrian

[00:00:31] And presently

[00:00:32] This particular part

[00:00:33] Of the planet was

[00:00:35] Plunged into a panorama of public

[00:00:37] Pressure and pleasure through pain

[00:00:41] The pandemonium

[00:00:42] Prompted the police

[00:00:43] Who patrolled the precinct

[00:00:45] In panda cars

[00:00:46] To pull up and peruse the problem

[00:00:48] While pickpockets

[00:00:49] Picked pockets in pairs

[00:00:51] Arrest the pest who

[00:00:53] So pointedly pissed

[00:00:55] In that public place

[00:00:56] Pleaded the peeved people

[00:00:58] Practically palpitating

[00:01:01] The powerful police

[00:01:03] Picked up the pest

[00:01:04] Pronounced him a poof a pansy

[00:01:06] A punk rocker a pinko

[00:01:08] A poodle poker

[00:01:09] They picked him up

[00:01:10] Pummeled his pelvis

[00:01:10] Punctured his pipes

[00:01:12] Played ping-pong

[00:01:13] With his pubic parts

[00:01:15] And packed him

[00:01:16] In a place of penal putrifaction

[00:01:20] The period in prison prooved pitiless

[00:01:23] The pendulous pressure

[00:01:24] Of a painless

[00:01:25] Personality purge prompted

[00:01:26] The pest to ponder

[00:01:28] Upon progessive politics

[00:01:30] And a workable prognosis

[00:01:32] He put pen to paper and provatively

[00:01:33] And persuasively propogated

[00:01:35] His personal political premise pity

[00:01:41] A police provacateur put poison

[00:01:43] Pellets in the pest's porridge

[00:01:46] The police provacateur

[00:01:47] Was promoted

[00:01:48] And the pest was presented

[00:01:50] With the pulitzer peace prize

[00:01:52] Posthumously