《Much Chubbier(feat. Open Mike Eagle)》歌词

[00:00:09] yo, billy goats like myself favor hillsides.

[00:00:11] we're so good at going up them, it instills pride.

[00:00:14] and it feels right, posing on a peak.

[00:00:16] from up here, see into the end of next week.

[00:00:18] so i speak from observation, brothers: way over yon,

[00:00:20] there's an incline that i like to picture us on.

[00:00:23] got the greenest of the grasses that i ever beheld.

[00:00:25] with a breeze in our direction, i could tell by the smell

[00:00:28] that we've never been fed how this hilltop could feed us.

[00:00:30] my bigger brothers, i dream of all three of us

[00:00:32] wandering yonder and filling our bellies up.

[00:00:35] but! without us becoming deli cuts

[00:00:37] in the process. this is the rub.

[00:00:39] got a stream in between going glubbidy-glub.

[00:00:41] the only bridge over, infested by troll.

[00:00:44] hunger in my belly's got me ready, set, go!

[00:00:46] look at me, i could be much chubbier.

[00:00:49] if i could eat, you would see much chubbier me,

[00:00:51] and then i would be much chubbier.

[00:00:53] look at me, i could be much chubbier.

[00:00:56] i'm so scrawny! much chubbier,

[00:01:00] the goat behind me is chubbier.

[00:01:04] he's much chubbier.

[00:01:06] big buck big brother, you're the tallest of all of us.

[00:01:08] you could skip the situation like a troll apologist,

[00:01:10] non-confrontational, bypass the bridge,

[00:01:12] ford the river, meet your brothers on the ridge. what a cinch!

[00:01:14] but the kid and the buckling get et in that scenario,

[00:01:17] two orders of cabrito by the scary moat.

[00:01:19] and i know biggest brother isn't timid.

[00:01:21] make short work: bridge troll, one minute.

[00:01:23] but check that bridge, it's thin, it's flimsy.

[00:01:26] that thing's finished if you tussle, what a grim scene:

[00:01:29] planks and ropes in the water, wave goodbye.

[00:01:31] and that's two of us still going hungry tonight.

[00:01:33] so follow my lead, i got a notion to negotiate.

[00:01:35] yo, troll, ready up your dinner plate!

[00:01:38] not for me, though. i'm much too slight.

[00:01:40] look and see! i'm the littlest, could barely fill a bite.

[00:01:44] he thinks i'm a plum fool, little does he know.

[00:02:03] he thinks he's so smart, i think he's a beanpole.

[00:02:06] look at his chump chop, tiny and sinewy.

[00:02:08] his little hind legs, they remind me of centipedes.

[00:02:11] i wait for the real meat. that one's a real geek.

[00:02:13] this little brainiac's a waste of my appetite.

[00:02:15] and if he's lying, well he's got to come back tonight.

[00:02:18] i'll play the bad karma coming back to bite.

[00:02:20] here comes big bro, chubbier indeed,

[00:02:22] succulent mutton putting my stomach in frenzy!

[00:02:24] i've chewed enough wood. i'm hungry and won't wait.

[00:02:27] an even chubbier brother, really? you don't say!

[00:02:29] if'n it's untrue, i'm seeing you both ways.

[00:02:32] if he's really chubbier, i'm feeding the whole day.

[00:02:34] i'm thinking of skirt steaks. my tummy starts rumbling.

[00:02:36] it feels like an earthquake... am i going berserk? wait!

[00:02:39] waaaaaaaaughhhh...

[00:02:42] later, troll! hey biggest brother, dry off, salad bar's open.