《Nobody Makes A Pass At Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Nobody Makes A Pass At Me - Barbra Streisand

[00:00:00] Written by：Harold Rome

[00:00:07] I want men that I can please that I can squeeze that I can tease

[00:00:14] Two or three or four or more

[00:00:17] What are those fools waiting for

[00:00:22] I want love and I want kissing I want more of what I'm missing

[00:00:29] Nobody comes knocking at my front door

[00:00:32] What do they think my knocker's for

[00:00:35] If they don't come soon there won't be any more

[00:00:42] What can the matter be

[00:00:48] I wash my clothes with Lux my etiquette's the best

[00:00:53] I spend my hard earned bucks on just what the ads suggest

[00:00:58] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:01:03] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:08] I'm full of Kellogg's bran I grapenuts on the sly

[00:01:14] The date is on the can of the coffee that I buy

[00:01:19] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:01:24] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:29] Oh Beatrice fair fax give me the bare facts

[00:01:34] How do you make them fall

[00:01:39] If you don't save me the things the Lord gave me

[00:01:44] Never will be any use to me at all

[00:01:49] I sprinkle on a dash of fragrance de amour

[00:01:54] The ads say makes men rash but I guess their smell is pour

[00:01:59] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:04] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:02:09] I use Ovaltine and Listerine Barbasol and Musterole

[00:02:13] Life buoy soap and flit so why ain't I got it

[00:02:18] I use Coca Cola and Marmola Crisco Lesco and Mazola

[00:02:22] Ex-lax and Vapex so why ain't I got sex

[00:02:26] I use Albolene and Maybellene Alka Seltzer Bromo Seltzer

[00:02:32] Odorono and Sensation

[00:02:35] So why ain't I got fascination

[00:02:40] My girdles come from best the times ads say they're chick

[00:02:46] And up above I'm dressed in the brassier of the week

[00:02:52] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:56] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:01] I use Pond's on my skin with rye crisp I have thinned

[00:03:06] I get my culture in I began gone with the wind

[00:03:11] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:03:17] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:22] Oh Dor'thy Dix please show me some tricks

[00:03:26] Please I want some men to hold

[00:03:32] I want attention and things I can't mention

[00:03:37] And I want them all before I get too old

[00:03:42] I use Mum ev'ry day and Angelus Liplure

[00:03:48] But still men stay away just like Iv'ry soap of 99 and 44

[00:03:53] One hundred percent PO

[00:03:56] What can the matter be

[00:03:59] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:04:06] I don't know oh dear