《借靴》歌词

[00:10:52] 借靴

[00:10:52] 文觉非演唱

[00:10:52] 莫志勤撰曲

[00:10:52] 广东粤剧院乐队伴奏

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[00:10:52] (引白)

[00:10:52] 之乎者也矣焉哉，喜事却从天上来

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[00:10:52] (锣鼓白)

[00:10:52] 在下名姓，贾二秀才

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[00:10:52] (顺口歌)

[00:10:52] 我饱读诗书十余载，

[00:10:52] 我得闲无事书柜常开，

[00:10:52] 问本追源查三代，

[00:10:52] 我如流应对我包冇听台，

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[00:10:52] (白)

[00:10:52] 哦，咁你读饱书呢你

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[00:10:52] (应白)

[00:10:52] 好话啦

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[00:10:52] (接唱)

[00:10:52] 论语中庸百家姓，

[00:10:52] 古文周易与诗经，

[00:10:52] 我头尾都识齐包无剩，

[00:10:52] 如果你中间问起呢，

[00:10:52] 我就识少几成，

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[00:10:52] (白)

[00:10:52] 哦，咁你读枉书呢你

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[00:10:52] (应白)

[00:10:52] 乜咁讲

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[00:10:52] (接唱)

[00:10:52] 话我读枉诗书我就唔承认，

[00:10:52] 鸡春咁大个字我识得几米升，

[00:10:52] 祖宗遗落良田有七八顷，

[00:10:52] 张张田契呢我重睇得分明，

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[00:10:52] (白)

[00:10:52] 啊，咁你系大财主喇嘅噃

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[00:10:52] (应白)

[00:10:52] 唔驶讲咯

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[00:10:52] (接唱)

[00:10:52] 结友交朋爱游荡，

[00:10:52] 洗脚唔抹驶得棍咁光，

[00:10:52] 我如今不是个财主相，

[00:10:52] 变成穷鬼我县正堂 (锣鼓)

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[00:10:52] (慢中板)

[00:10:52] 我贾二秀才，

[00:10:52] 闲坐无聊，

[00:10:52] 金府送嚟咗一张红柬；

[00:10:52] 写着话金八爷，

[00:10:52] 佢六秩开日，

[00:10:52] 请食寿酒一餐

[00:10:52] 可惜我近来，

[00:10:52] 四壁萧条，

[00:10:52] 由脚到头冇套衣冠，

[00:10:52] 可以耀眼；

[00:10:52] 走去东庄，

[00:10:52] 头皮硬着，

[00:10:52] 揾表弟商借一番

[00:10:52] 借到呢件福儒巾，

[00:10:52] 虽则系大过我个头，

[00:10:52] 亦可以一时派头硬；

[00:10:52] 我又走去西庄，

[00:10:52] 揾舅爷出计仔，

[00:10:52] 幸已借到呢、呢一件，

[00:10:52] 短嘅长衫

[00:10:52] 虽则系着起番上来，

[00:10:52] 衫帽不合我嘅身材，

[00:10:52] 亦胜过原来一只穷光蛋；

[00:10:52] 唯是我嘅脚下边 (锣鼓)

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[00:10:52] (白)

[00:10:52] 冇一双体面靴子，上新下旧，即系有头无尾，酒席筵前，难免被人家笑死，这这这这便如何是好呢 有了，后村一个张三员外，做咗一双体面靴子，不如我走去借来一着，岂不为高呢，着

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[00:10:52] (快中板)

[00:10:52] (锣鼓介)

[00:10:52] 廿年老友好交关

[00:10:52] 佢刻薄成家孤寒惯；

[00:10:52] 法子想尽死都讲番生

[00:10:52] 扭尽六壬我包无撞板；

[00:10:52] 我走走走，

[00:10:52] 走去借靴回还，

[00:10:52] 我何怕麻烦 (锣鼓)