《水浒0013》歌词

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[00:00:01] 花和尚

[00:00:02] 鲁智深

[00:00:04] 两次大闹文殊院

[00:00:08] 智真长老一看

[00:00:10] 实在没办法了

[00:00:13] 决定把他赶走

[00:00:16] 但是呢

[00:00:18] 看在赵施主的份上

[00:00:22] 不能赶出门去

[00:00:24] 不管

[00:00:26] 就想啊

[00:00:28] 把他介绍到东京大相国寺

[00:00:33] 找亲师弟智清长老给安排个活儿做

[00:00:40] 那么决定之后

[00:00:42] 得先跟赵施主打个招呼啊

[00:00:47] 他特为派个人到了七宝村

[00:00:52] 去的和尚当面跟赵施主一说经过

[00:00:58] 哎呀

[00:00:59] 赵员外是紧锁双眉呀

[00:01:02] 心说

[00:01:04] 甄长老

[00:01:05] 这就够意思了

[00:01:07] 鲁达好不小事

[00:01:11] 既然这样

[00:01:13] 就没有什么可说的

[00:01:15] 因此

[00:01:16] 同意了

[00:01:18] 又给封了一百两银子

[00:01:20] 让这和尚拿回文殊院

[00:01:23] 交给真长老

[00:01:26] 甄长老一看

[00:01:28] 赵施主没有别的可说

[00:01:32] 这事儿就做了最后的决定了

[00:01:35] 命人把鲁智深找到面前

[00:01:42] 智深呐

[00:01:44] 我已决定

[00:01:47] 信已写好命你赶奔东京大相国寺

[00:01:53] 找我师弟

[00:01:54] 至亲

[00:01:56] 让他给你找个执事

[00:01:59] 你到了东京之后

[00:02:01] 要好自为之

[00:02:04] 切莫违犯亲规呀

[00:02:08] 多谢师傅

[00:02:11] 来人

[00:02:13] 说着

[00:02:14] 有人把书信交给鲁智深

[00:02:19] 临别了得留点纪念

[00:02:22] 又送他一套僧衣

[00:02:24] 僧帽

[00:02:25] 僧袍、袈裟

[00:02:27] 僧鞋等等等

[00:02:29] 鲁智深往上叩头

[00:02:31] 接过来

[00:02:33] 另外

[00:02:34] 要上路了

[00:02:35] 手续必备呀

[00:02:38] 五花度牒

[00:02:40] 揣到身上

[00:02:42] 讨饭用的钵也带好

[00:02:46] 这才离开五台山文殊院

[00:02:50] 等一出了门儿

[00:02:52] 鲁智深这心里头啊

[00:02:54] 觉着空荡荡的

[00:02:57] 有点儿失魂落魄的意思

[00:03:01] 后悔不多少也有点儿

[00:03:06] 鲁达心说

[00:03:07] 我这人怎么就没有记性

[00:03:11] 这多好

[00:03:12] 让人家扫地出门呢

[00:03:16] 还得说

[00:03:17] 老师傅心眼好

[00:03:20] 还给我安排个去处

[00:03:23] 不然就把我轰出来

[00:03:25] 我又能怎样呢

[00:03:27] 看来这都是我自己找的

[00:03:31] 往后

[00:03:33] 酒要少吃

[00:03:35] 事要多知啊

[00:03:37] 我自己得管着我自己点

[00:03:41] 诶

[00:03:42] 他这阵儿又明白了

[00:03:44] 但呢

[00:03:45] 他也有高兴的地方

[00:03:47] 这五台山文殊院虽好

[00:03:51] 太偏僻

[00:03:53] 这要到了东京大相国寺

[00:03:55] 那是天子脚下

[00:03:57] 大邦之地

[00:03:58] 藏龙卧虎啊

[00:04:00] 那多有意思

[00:04:02] 你多开心呢

[00:04:04] 肯定能比这儿强

[00:04:08] 下了山之后头件事儿

[00:04:11] 他先找着那个小镇店的铁匠炉

[00:04:17] 因为他在这儿打了一把借刀

[00:04:20] 一条禅杖

[00:04:22] 定钱都交了

[00:04:25] 鲁智深迈大步

[00:04:26] 等到了铁匠炉之后

[00:04:28] 伙计抬头一看

[00:04:30] 乐了

[00:04:31] 师傅

[00:04:32] 来了

[00:04:33] 来了

[00:04:35] 我那活儿做的怎么样了

[00:04:38] 哎哟

[00:04:39] 还得等两天

[00:04:41] 师傅

[00:04:41] 我没跟您说吗

[00:04:43] 起码也得三天

[00:04:46] 这才一天的时间

[00:04:48] 我哪能打造的出来呢

[00:04:50] 好吧

[00:04:51] 别着急

[00:04:52] 我就住在这个小镇上等你

[00:04:55] 不过这活儿一定要做的干净

[00:04:58] 让我称心如意

[00:05:00] 不然我可不给钱

[00:05:02] 好嘞

[00:05:02] 您放心吧

[00:05:05] 书说简短

[00:05:07] 鲁智深在这小镇店又住了两天

[00:05:12] 到第三天

[00:05:13] 头又到铁匠炉

[00:05:15] 我干完了

[00:05:18] 再看伙计乐乐呵呵

[00:05:20] 先把借刀拿出来了

[00:05:22] 师傅您看看吧

[00:05:24] 怎么样

[00:05:26] 鲁智深一看

[00:05:27] 这把借刀

[00:05:29] 刀柄到刀尖

[00:05:32] 长了下

[00:05:33] 是三尺七呀

[00:05:36] 黄澄澄的刀盘

[00:05:38] 用黄绒绳

[00:05:41] 缠的挽手摁崩簧

[00:05:44] 推雁翅R 啷一声把刀拽出来

[00:05:47] 刀身上都闪着青光

[00:05:51] 虽然不是宝刃

[00:05:53] 但是干口锋利呀

[00:05:57] 用手指头一弹

[00:06:00] RRR

[00:06:02] 龙吟虎啸

[00:06:04] 好

[00:06:06] 好好好

[00:06:07] 分量也正合适

[00:06:10] 看来你这手艺不错

[00:06:13] 师傅

[00:06:14] 您再看看您这条禅杖

[00:06:18] 俩伙计进屋给搬出来的

[00:06:22] 外头还有个套套着

[00:06:25] 把这布套儿撤掉之后

[00:06:28] 鲁智深一看

[00:06:29] 锃明刷亮一条铁禅杖

[00:06:35] 前头是个大铲头

[00:06:38] 后边是个大月牙

[00:06:40] 那杆儿上都用大漆给漆了

[00:06:43] 锃明刷亮啊

[00:06:46] 抄起来

[00:06:47] 抡了两下子

[00:06:49] 分量是正合适

[00:06:52] 好

[00:06:53] 好

[00:06:55] 伙计

[00:06:57] 一共多少银子

[00:06:59] 我说了

[00:07:00] 一共五两

[00:07:02] 我给你多少了

[00:07:04] 您已经给了五两了

[00:07:06] 再给五两

[00:07:09] 拿点酒喝吧

[00:07:10] 聊表哀家的寸心

[00:07:13] 哎呀

[00:07:14] 多谢师傅

[00:07:15] 多谢师傅

[00:07:17] 鲁智深把铁铲往肩头上一扛

[00:07:21] 腰里挎着借刀手里拎着大包袱

[00:07:26] 高高兴兴是直奔东京汴梁

[00:07:33] 这一路之上啊

[00:07:36] 小行夜住

[00:07:37] 咱不必细说

[00:07:39] 但这鲁智深有一线之路

[00:07:43] 他也不上庙上挂单去

[00:07:46] 吃素他受不了

[00:07:48] 这人太馋

[00:07:50] 哪顿呢

[00:07:51] 也离不开肉和酒

[00:07:54] 诶

[00:07:55] 他净找店房

[00:07:56] 到店房了

[00:07:58] 吃饱了喝足了

[00:07:59] 倒头便睡

[00:08:00] 嗯

[00:08:01] 第二天再起身

[00:08:04] 可你倒好好打听打听道儿啊

[00:08:07] 由于道路不熟

[00:08:11] 这天呢

[00:08:11] 把道儿走错了

[00:08:14] 上不着村

[00:08:15] 下不着店

[00:08:18] 往前看

[00:08:19] 山峦叠翠

[00:08:21] 怪石横生

[00:08:23] 是古木狼林

[00:08:26] 翻了一山

[00:08:28] 又是一岭

[00:08:29] 穿过一沟

[00:08:31] 又是一岗

[00:08:34] 可把鲁达累坏了

[00:08:37] 心说

[00:08:38] 这什么地方

[00:08:40] 我怎么就转不出去了呢

[00:08:43] 看看

[00:08:43] 天快黑了

[00:08:46] 急得他直出燥汗

[00:08:49] 放开脚步

[00:08:50] 又紧走了一程

[00:08:52] 在掌灯前后

[00:08:54] 终于出了山了

[00:08:57] 离这山不远呢

[00:08:59] 有一个小村庄

[00:09:02] 这小村庄也有那么五六十户人家吧

[00:09:07] 他就进了村儿了

[00:09:10] 寻思找一家啊

[00:09:12] 住一晚上

[00:09:13] 然后找点东西吃

[00:09:15] 也不能白住

[00:09:16] 照样给钱呗

[00:09:19] 一瞅村边有大院套儿

[00:09:22] 门敞着呢

[00:09:24] 往里一探头

[00:09:26] 都点着灯笼

[00:09:28] 人来人往

[00:09:30] 忙活的挺欢

[00:09:31] 不知道干什么

[00:09:33] 鲁达就站到门前了

[00:09:37] 手打问讯

[00:09:38] 阿弥陀佛

[00:09:42] 哪位听事啊

[00:09:45] 哪位施主听事

[00:09:48] 从里边出来个小伙

[00:09:51] 这小伙

[00:09:52] 满头大汗的

[00:09:54] 瞪着眼睛看看鲁智深

[00:09:57] 吵吵什么

[00:09:57] 吵吵什么

[00:09:59] 花园呢

[00:10:00] 你看什么时候了

[00:10:02] 没有

[00:10:02] 什么都没有

[00:10:03] 走走走走走走

[00:10:05] 你说这位是愣头青不

[00:10:07] 也不问青红皂白

[00:10:09] 把脸蛋子一沉

[00:10:11] 像轰狗似的往外就撵

[00:10:15] 那鲁智深火爆的脾气

[00:10:18] 沾火就着

[00:10:20] 要再过去

[00:10:22] 那伸手就打上了

[00:10:25] 但是现在的鲁智深呢

[00:10:28] 比那阵儿有涵养了

[00:10:31] 这火撞到脑门子上

[00:10:34] 又把他押下去了

[00:10:37] 阿弥陀佛

[00:10:39] 施主休得口出不逊

[00:10:43] 贫僧并非是化缘的

[00:10:47] 因为我道路不熟

[00:10:51] 错过了宿头

[00:10:54] 打算借宝宅住上一晚

[00:10:56] 讨口饭吃

[00:10:58] 明天早早我就登城

[00:11:01] 请施主赏个方便

[00:11:05] 呵

[00:11:06] 想的倒好

[00:11:07] 我告诉你吧

[00:11:09] 我们这儿摊事儿了

[00:11:12] 什么人也不能收留

[00:11:13] 走走走走走

[00:11:14] 快走快走走

[00:11:16] 没事儿

[00:11:17] 添这份腻歪

[00:11:20] 正这时候又出来俩小伙

[00:11:23] 大哥怎么了你看

[00:11:26] 咱正忙得喘不过气儿来

[00:11:28] 他来添乱了

[00:11:30] 要打算借这儿住一宿

[00:11:33] 你说可恶不

[00:11:34] 哪有功夫理他

[00:11:36] 把他轰走就得了

[00:11:37] 走走走

[00:11:40] 这二位也是愣头青

[00:11:43] 出来了就推鲁智深

[00:11:47] 这鲁智深可不敢

[00:11:49] 把眼睛一瞪

[00:11:51] 心说

[00:11:52] 人生在世就是这么个道理

[00:11:55] 人善了人欺

[00:11:57] 马善了人骑

[00:11:59] 那我怎么的了

[00:12:00] 你们干嘛推我呀

[00:12:03] 鲁智深把大胳膊一晃

[00:12:05] 去你娘的

[00:12:07] 你们推什么

[00:12:10] 就这一膀子

[00:12:11] 三位全趴下了

[00:12:14] 那跟铁杠子差不多少啊

[00:12:17] 好好和尚

[00:12:18] 你敢打人

[00:12:19] 你敢打人

[00:12:22] 这么一乱

[00:12:23] 惊动了本宅的主人

[00:12:26] 提着灯来到门口

[00:12:30] 这主人呢

[00:12:31] 能有50 岁挂零

[00:12:33] 腰板还挺硬实

[00:12:36] 满脸的愁云呢

[00:12:40] 到门口就问

[00:12:42] 老三呢

[00:12:43] 怎么了

[00:12:44] 哎呀

[00:12:45] 员爷你看看来个野和尚

[00:12:47] 非要住这儿

[00:12:49] 我们刚说个不字儿

[00:12:50] 他动手就打人

[00:12:53] 哎呀

[00:12:55] 还是怪你们不会说话呀

[00:13:00] 鲁智深一看

[00:13:02] 哦

[00:13:03] 这是本宅的主人

[00:13:05] 我得过去跟他讲

[00:13:06] 都讲都阿弥陀佛

[00:13:09] 善哉善哉

[00:13:10] 小僧有理了

[00:13:13] 哎呀

[00:13:14] 高僧不可多礼

[00:13:17] 师傅

[00:13:18] 到底是怎么回事儿

[00:13:20] 诶

[00:13:20] 没旁的事儿

[00:13:23] 我乃五台山文殊院出家的僧人

[00:13:27] 奉师傅所差

[00:13:29] 奔东京大相国寺

[00:13:32] 因为道路不熟

[00:13:35] 错过了宿头

[00:13:37] 打算借宝斋住一晚上

[00:13:40] 讨口水喝

[00:13:42] 讨碗饭吃

[00:13:44] 可是这三个人口出不逊

[00:13:47] 不但不答应

[00:13:48] 还要动手怒打贫僧

[00:13:52] 我没办法

[00:13:53] 这才还手

[00:13:55] 万望老施主原谅

[00:14:00] 哎呀

[00:14:01] 本宅这主人一看这和尚长得虽然凶恶

[00:14:06] 说话蛮客气的

[00:14:09] 扭回头来

[00:14:11] 身刺手下的人

[00:14:13] 奴才

[00:14:15] 你们真不小事啊

[00:14:17] 还不给我退下

[00:14:20] 这仨人蔫溜溜退下去了

[00:14:24] 本宅的主人转回脸来

[00:14:26] 对鲁智深说

[00:14:28] 师傅

[00:14:29] 那就住下吧

[00:14:31] 随我来

[00:14:35] 他提灯在前头引路

[00:14:38] 鲁智深在后头跟着

[00:14:40] 金院一看

[00:14:42] 院里有几挂车

[00:14:44] 车上装的行李破东乱西的

[00:14:47] 地上也堆着不少

[00:14:50] 十几个人呢

[00:14:51] 从屋里往外搬运东西

[00:14:54] 看这意思

[00:14:55] 是要搬家

[00:14:58] 啊

[00:14:58] 怪不得几个年轻人心里头急躁呢

[00:15:04] 他们的确是有事儿

[00:15:07] 就这样进了屋了

[00:15:09] 分宾主落座

[00:15:12] 员外

[00:15:13] 说话

[00:15:14] 师傅是从哪儿来五台山文殊院

[00:15:18] 这是我的度牒

[00:15:21] 光说不行

[00:15:22] 得拿出证明叫人家看看

[00:15:25] 员外接过来看看

[00:15:27] 哎呀

[00:15:28] 原来是出活佛的圣地呀

[00:15:32] 这是圣僧啊

[00:15:35] 没吃饭呢吧

[00:15:36] 呃

[00:15:37] 没吃呢

[00:15:39] 来人呐

[00:15:41] 告诉厨房

[00:15:42] 把火捅开

[00:15:44] 给圣僧做饭是

[00:15:48] 下边准备去了

[00:15:50] 员外这才问

[00:15:52] 但不知高僧是吃荤呢

[00:15:56] 是吃斋

[00:15:57] 诶

[00:15:58] 刚才我没说清楚

[00:16:00] 按理说应当吃斋

[00:16:03] 不过我这个人

[00:16:05] 不在乎这些

[00:16:07] 什么牛羊肉狗肉

[00:16:10] 我全来呼

[00:16:12] 要有酒的话

[00:16:13] 还是越多越好

[00:16:15] 哦哦

[00:16:16] 这就是了

[00:16:17] 快去准备

[00:16:20] 还真够意思

[00:16:22] 时间不大条

[00:16:23] 摆桌案

[00:16:24] 罗列杯盘那头号大板

[00:16:29] 全是肉

[00:16:30] 大盘子切的也是肉

[00:16:33] 整坛酒

[00:16:35] 给端来了

[00:16:37] 员外这才说

[00:16:38] 师傅

[00:16:39] 请用饭吧

[00:16:41] 呃

[00:16:41] 我不客气了啊

[00:16:44] 说着端起酒碗来

[00:16:46] 都吨吨吨一碗

[00:16:49] 然后夹起肉来

[00:16:51] 这就吃开了

[00:16:53] 这员外像傻子似的坐到他对面

[00:16:57] 瞪眼看着

[00:16:59] 心说这出家人

[00:17:01] 少说三天没吃饭了

[00:17:05] 看这样儿

[00:17:05] 都饿极了都

[00:17:08] 的确

[00:17:09] 鲁智深也饿坏了

[00:17:11] 还吃了个半饱

[00:17:14] 他才发现这员外盯着他

[00:17:17] 鲁达觉着有点失礼

[00:17:19] 他也乐了

[00:17:23] 员外

[00:17:24] 您见笑了啊

[00:17:26] 您看我吃的是不是太狼活点儿了

[00:17:30] 那倒不是

[00:17:32] 我发现圣僧身体强壮

[00:17:37] 好啊好啊

[00:17:40] 好好

[00:17:45] 鲁智深一看

[00:17:46] 这什么毛病

[00:17:47] 先乐后哭

[00:17:50] 啊

[00:17:50] 明白了

[00:17:52] 敢情我吃的太多

[00:17:55] 把老头儿吃的都哭了都

[00:17:57] 我得跟他解释解释

[00:18:00] 施主不必难过

[00:18:02] 别看我吃的多

[00:18:04] 我如数给钱

[00:18:06] 你不必心疼

[00:18:10] 员外一听

[00:18:11] 把脚一跺

[00:18:12] 哎呀

[00:18:12] 圣僧说的哪里话来

[00:18:16] 我能在乎这个吗

[00:18:18] 我要小气的话

[00:18:20] 我说没有好不好

[00:18:22] 我哭的不是这个

[00:18:24] 哭的是我们家的事儿

[00:18:28] 完了

[00:18:29] 都完了

[00:18:33] 嚯

[00:18:34] 施荣

[00:18:35] 不必难过

[00:18:38] 有什么想不通的事

[00:18:40] 办不到的事

[00:18:41] 尽管对贫僧讲来

[00:18:45] 看看我能不能帮上忙

[00:18:48] 你

[00:18:48] 吃饭

[00:18:51] 吃完了你就睡觉

[00:18:53] 明儿个早早的登场

[00:18:56] 我家的事情

[00:18:58] 你管不了

[00:19:01] 话也不能这么说天下人管天下事嘛

[00:19:07] 你说说我听听

[00:19:09] 能管则管

[00:19:10] 不能管也就算了

[00:19:14] 好吧

[00:19:17] 这真是闭门家中坐

[00:19:20] 祸从天上来呀

[00:19:25] 我们这小小的山村

[00:19:29] 叫桃花庄

[00:19:32] 离我们这15 里地

[00:19:35] 大山里

[00:19:36] 有一座山寨

[00:19:38] 叫桃花寨

[00:19:42] 最近桃花寨来了一伙强人

[00:19:47] 大概能有个三百四百的

[00:19:51] 为首的寨主

[00:19:53] 召集他手下那帮人

[00:19:57] 抢啊

[00:19:58] 夺呀

[00:19:59] 什么坏事都干呢

[00:20:02] 连官府都治不了他们呢

[00:20:07] 这些人经常到我们桃花庄一带来找事儿

[00:20:12] 见牛要牛

[00:20:14] 见羊要羊

[00:20:17] 搅得我们这一方啊

[00:20:19] 都没法过

[00:20:22] 前些时

[00:20:23] 他们的寨主又来到老汉家中

[00:20:27] 索取白银二百两

[00:20:32] 我没敢说

[00:20:33] 旁的乖乖的把银子给了他们

[00:20:38] 还在这设宴款待

[00:20:41] 咱不敢得罪呀

[00:20:44] 哪知道

[00:20:45] 我有个女儿

[00:20:47] 正好经此路过

[00:20:50] 被山大王看见了

[00:20:53] 见我女儿有几分姿色

[00:20:56] 呃

[00:20:56] 动了坏心了

[00:20:59] 非要把我女儿接到山上

[00:21:02] 做个压寨的夫人

[00:21:05] 昨天派人送来了定礼

[00:21:10] 说明天晚上就到这儿来接亲

[00:21:15] 我老伴儿为此哭的死去活来

[00:21:19] 我女儿也哭的跟傻子差不多了

[00:21:25] 你

[00:21:26] 你说这

[00:21:26] 这

[00:21:27] 这可怎么办呢

[00:21:29] 谁愿意把孩子往火坑里推

[00:21:33] 谁们梁家的子女愿嫁给山贼

[00:21:39] 不答应吧活不了

[00:21:41] 答应吧不愿意

[00:21:44] 天呐

[00:21:46] 师傅

[00:21:47] 你说说

[00:21:48] 这叫什么世界

[00:21:50] 哪还有王法

[00:21:52] 哪还有天理

[00:21:55] 我一看惹不起

[00:21:57] 咱躲得起呀

[00:22:00] 这不是让我手下人准备车辆吗

[00:22:03] 把比较值钱的东西全都拉走

[00:22:07] 我们能跑则跑跑不了弄包耗子药

[00:22:14] 我们一家子全都自杀

[00:22:19] 火

[00:22:20] 有这等事儿

[00:22:23] 但不知那个山贼的头子叫什么

[00:22:28] 听说俩头儿的

[00:22:30] 我也记不住叫什么

[00:22:32] 嗯

[00:22:35] 你等等啊

[00:22:37] 我把这后半截饭吃完了

[00:22:40] 咱俩再商议

[00:22:42] 诶这么紧急

[00:22:44] 他还没忘了吃

[00:22:46] 简短截说吃完了

[00:22:48] 水沏上来了

[00:22:51] 鲁智深也来了精神

[00:22:53] 把椅子往前拉了拉

[00:22:55] 挨着老头坐下

[00:22:58] 我老丈

[00:22:59] 你贵姓免

[00:23:00] 贵姓刘

[00:23:01] 大家都管我叫刘太公

[00:23:04] 我刘太公

[00:23:06] 没事儿

[00:23:09] 这事儿呢

[00:23:10] 包在山下我身上

[00:23:13] 我替你管管

[00:23:15] 你看怎么样

[00:23:17] 你

[00:23:19] 就你一个人

[00:23:20] 对

[00:23:21] 就我一个人

[00:23:23] 不行不行

[00:23:26] 那些山大王都是***不眨眼的魔王啊

[00:23:30] 都是亡命徒啊

[00:23:34] 双拳难敌四手好汉

[00:23:37] 怎架得住人多呀

[00:23:39] 你浑身是铁

[00:23:41] 能捻几颗钉啊

[00:23:45] 如果你管的半截不是他们的对手

[00:23:49] 你要有个三长两短

[00:23:51] 我们全得跟着玩

[00:23:53] 不但我们老刘家活不成

[00:23:57] 就山村的父老乡亲、左邻右舍也活不成啊

[00:24:03] 不行

[00:24:03] 不行

[00:24:04] 不行

[00:24:05] 哈哈

[00:24:09] 刘太公啊

[00:24:11] 你对我是不了解

[00:24:15] 要凭着打

[00:24:16] 当然我打不过他们

[00:24:19] 可是你别忘了

[00:24:20] 我是出家的僧人

[00:24:23] 我学过

[00:24:25] 先到啊

[00:24:28] 我能够掐诀念咒

[00:24:30] 撒豆成兵

[00:24:31] 呼风唤雨

[00:24:33] 拘神遣将

[00:24:35] 另外

[00:24:36] 我还会一招决意说因缘

[00:24:42] 是吗

[00:24:43] 什么叫说姻缘诶

[00:24:46] 比方说那山大王来了之后

[00:24:50] 跟我对面坐好

[00:24:52] 我给他指出成破利害

[00:24:56] 然后吹动仙气

[00:24:59] 诶

[00:25:00] 他马上

[00:25:01] 就能改变想法

[00:25:04] 比如说

[00:25:05] 他要想娶你的女儿

[00:25:06] 他不娶了

[00:25:08] 他要做坏事

[00:25:09] 他准保就不做了

[00:25:11] 这叫说姻缘呢

[00:25:13] 呀

[00:25:13] 是啊

[00:25:15] 您还会这两下子

[00:25:17] 那当然了

[00:25:19] 要不然能穿这套衣裳吗

[00:25:21] 不然能把脑袋剃个倍儿亮吗

[00:25:25] 你看这鲁智深呢

[00:25:27] 也会开玩笑

[00:25:28] 你要不这么说这老头儿

[00:25:31] 这个心呐

[00:25:32] 踏实不下来

[00:25:34] 可这么一说呀

[00:25:36] 老头儿果然转忧为喜

[00:25:39] 趴地上就磕头

[00:25:40] 圣僧啊

[00:25:42] 恩人呢

[00:25:43] 圣僧

[00:25:44] 我们一家的性命全都交给您了

[00:25:48] 哎呀

[00:25:48] 起来起来

[00:25:49] 起起起来

[00:25:51] 我刘太公啊

[00:25:52] 他什么时候来娶亲

[00:25:53] 明天

[00:25:55] 明天的晚上

[00:25:57] 你也甭搬家诶

[00:25:59] 该过日子过日子

[00:26:00] 该怎么过怎么过

[00:26:02] 你就着手准备

[00:26:04] 越热闹越好

[00:26:05] 贫僧不走

[00:26:07] 就住在你家

[00:26:08] 等着那山大王来了

[00:26:10] 我好说姻缘