《栾蒲包与丰泽园115集》歌词

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[00:00:02] 刘坏水儿

[00:00:03] 舍命不舍财

[00:00:06] 狗急跳墙

[00:00:09] 为了这个百宝箱

[00:00:11] 把命都豁出去了

[00:00:14] 手持尖刀

[00:00:16] 你转身

[00:00:18] 恶狠狠奔着

[00:00:19] 栾蒲包就是一刀

[00:00:23] 咱得说清

[00:00:24] 他可不认识栾蒲包

[00:00:26] 一个是这阵儿

[00:00:27] 他方寸都乱了

[00:00:28] 她再奸再划

[00:00:31] 顾不得分辨是谁

[00:00:34] 软包包

[00:00:34] 一化妆那脸抹的挺黑

[00:00:37] 再戴个墨镜

[00:00:39] 穿的衣裳也特殊

[00:00:41] 他没认出来

[00:00:43] 就知道是对立面儿

[00:00:45] 要抢我的箱子

[00:00:46] 我得把他扎死

[00:00:47] 她就想的是这个

[00:00:50] 咱们也说了

[00:00:52] 栾破包手底下挥两下三角毛

[00:00:55] 四门斗儿一看

[00:00:57] 刀子刮来了

[00:00:58] 往旁边一闪身

[00:00:59] 挨抓一刀扎孔

[00:01:02] 他使了个切壤

[00:01:04] 就用手在这个地方

[00:01:06] 一切他的手腕子卡住底下

[00:01:11] 一刀没扎着

[00:01:12] 奔驰起来爬开了

[00:01:16] 刀落在地上

[00:01:18] 没把小子给疼死

[00:01:20] 紧跟着栾蒲包飞起来就是一脚

[00:01:23] 正蹬在小肚子上啊

[00:01:26] 哎呀哒

[00:01:27] 哒哒哒哒

[00:01:29] 摔了个仰面朝天

[00:01:33] 栾蒲包顺十把刀减去

[00:01:36] 宰了你婆娘

[00:01:40] 这一阵儿的刘海顺顾命要紧伐

[00:01:44] 我的脑袋淋外接站起来

[00:01:47] 夹着尾巴跑

[00:01:50] 那么老黑

[00:01:51] 跑出不远就看不见了

[00:01:54] 软宝宝吓得这心啊

[00:01:56] 大也调成了一个呃

[00:02:04] 往两旁看到

[00:02:05] 索性一个行人都没有

[00:02:07] 夜深人静啊

[00:02:10] 哎呀

[00:02:12] 没人了

[00:02:14] 他把百宝箱拎起来

[00:02:17] 刀子不要要出多远去留这玩意儿

[00:02:22] 祸害也不是我的

[00:02:24] 一转身离开广寄宿

[00:02:28] 那个说那个坏水儿跑哪去了

[00:02:31] 这坏人那他还死不了

[00:02:34] 过去还有那么一句话

[00:02:36] 好人不长寿

[00:02:37] 祸害1000年

[00:02:40] 你怪是不怪事

[00:02:42] 他还得继续作恶

[00:02:45] 安夏流坏水

[00:02:46] 咱不提跑哪去

[00:02:48] 后文再说

[00:02:50] 再说

[00:02:51] 栾蒲包离开广济寺

[00:02:54] 到了人比较多的地方

[00:02:57] 把汗擦擦a 洋车

[00:03:01] 雇了一辆洋车

[00:03:03] 也有晚上正犯的

[00:03:05] 那闲着干嘛呀

[00:03:07] 多拉俩钱儿赶紧过来

[00:03:09] 龙婆儿上车

[00:03:10] 把箱子往脚底一放

[00:03:13] 哎

[00:03:14] 什锦花园越快越好

[00:03:16] 什锦花园

[00:03:18] 什锦花园哪儿

[00:03:19] 吴佩孚D 律所这车子飞快的蹬起来走了

[00:03:26] 哎呀

[00:03:26] 他坐在车子里头呆着龙婆儿才知道

[00:03:29] 浑身上下的汗都湿透了辣

[00:03:35] 这

[00:03:35] 这什么玩意儿

[00:03:36] 究竟利用这个机会

[00:03:37] 我看一看车子走

[00:03:40] 帘儿撂着

[00:03:41] 把包打开一看

[00:03:43] 锁都没锁给盖儿先去

[00:03:46] 问你发的光杠杆紧扣

[00:03:52] 百宝箱

[00:03:55] 哎呀

[00:03:55] 真叫我跟吴老先生猜对了

[00:03:58] 王恩普是无利不起早

[00:04:01] 怪不得打听广济寺

[00:04:03] 怪不得问这问哪

[00:04:06] 闹了半天

[00:04:07] 他又贪图刘怀顺

[00:04:10] 今天晚上叫我遇上了

[00:04:12] 不接

[00:04:13] 把这一箱的珍宝

[00:04:14] 他都整走了

[00:04:16] 现在落到我手里了

[00:04:18] 我发财了我

[00:04:20] 我成了北京市的首付了

[00:04:24] 我的妈呀

[00:04:26] 就这一箱子就这个分量

[00:04:28] 得卖多少钱

[00:04:30] 栾蒲包

[00:04:31] 能有今天

[00:04:33] 苍天保佑啊

[00:04:37] 妥啦

[00:04:39] 这回我有钱

[00:04:40] 我干什么

[00:04:42] 丰泽园我也不干了

[00:04:44] 那个心

[00:04:45] 嗯

[00:04:46] 那得付出多大辛苦去

[00:04:49] 回老家浮山县na

[00:04:52] 我娘就想老家到家里别的甭改落地翻修改一下大四合院

[00:05:02] 常常亮亮的正房

[00:05:04] 五间东西配房各五间

[00:05:08] 前后院儿东西跨院带小花园儿的

[00:05:12] 在花钱买辆汽车

[00:05:15] 再雇几个人

[00:05:17] 我把浮山县DD 我全买下

[00:05:21] 种好庄稼

[00:05:22] 另外我那乡亲们也都不错呀啊

[00:05:26] 左邻右舍

[00:05:27] 乡里乡亲

[00:05:29] 每一家都给咱们盖一处好房子

[00:05:32] 每家都给盖

[00:05:33] 每家都有吃

[00:05:34] 都有he

[00:05:35] 跟我一样享受荣华富贵

[00:05:40] 还有

[00:05:41] 还有把我爹祖坟

[00:05:45] 我爹的坟重修

[00:05:47] 我爹坟头剪得立个大碑

[00:05:50] 我看过那些没都小

[00:05:53] 那个特大号的呗

[00:05:55] 把坟茔好好修一修

[00:05:57] 祖坟要重新修

[00:06:00] 然后再拿出一部分钱来救济我那些穷苦的哥们儿

[00:06:07] 我磕头D 咯吧咯

[00:06:08] 让他们都有好日子过

[00:06:11] 我在开两个慈善机关

[00:06:15] 冬天舍棉

[00:06:17] 夏天蛇单

[00:06:19] 二八月开粥厂

[00:06:21] 我做个善人

[00:06:23] 我不能吃毒DA

[00:06:25] 教那些穷苦人都能吃上饭都能过上好日子

[00:06:31] 哎

[00:06:31] 我娘也享了福了

[00:06:34] 太好了

[00:06:36] 他这脑子什么都想

[00:06:39] 现在有点冲动

[00:06:40] 六神无主了

[00:06:41] 什么原因钱太多

[00:06:46] 不有那么句话

[00:06:47] 利令智昏力太多了

[00:06:49] 脑袋发昏

[00:06:51] 咱们还是内句话吧

[00:06:52] 一得奖得了一千万疯了

[00:06:55] 神经分裂了

[00:06:57] 没想到

[00:06:58] 不知道这钱怎么花好了

[00:07:00] 下晚儿也睡不好觉了

[00:07:02] 白天也吃不下饭去了六神无主

[00:07:04] 走到不知道迈哪条腿

[00:07:07] 这话一点都不假

[00:07:09] 不信您就试一试

[00:07:12] 激动得绅士

[00:07:13] 热血沸腾

[00:07:14] 肉蹦蹦忽然脑子里蹦出一种怪想法

[00:07:19] 我这上哪

[00:07:21] 哎

[00:07:21] 我不是回家

[00:07:23] 我上什锦花园

[00:07:26] 找吴佩孚去

[00:07:27] 我干嘛要找吴佩孚啊

[00:07:31] 吴佩孚也不是我的三亲六故

[00:07:33] 充其量也就是个朋友而已

[00:07:37] 我自己独吞多好

[00:07:40] 我我给他干嘛呀

[00:07:42] 哎

[00:07:43] 不能给他

[00:07:44] 不能给他

[00:07:45] 我不说

[00:07:46] 他上哪知道去

[00:07:49] 这玩意儿的读图不aa

[00:07:52] 拉车拉车

[00:07:54] 拐弯儿拐弯儿奔校场头条啊

[00:07:59] 我多给钱

[00:08:00] 你别怕辛苦

[00:08:02] 拉车的

[00:08:03] 不知道怎么正拉着呢

[00:08:04] 哎哎哎

[00:08:05] 好好

[00:08:07] 一拐弯钻了胡同

[00:08:09] 奔校场头条

[00:08:11] 栾蒲包

[00:08:12] 瞧谁我都不说呀

[00:08:15] 绝对的我自己得留下

[00:08:18] 哎呀

[00:08:18] 我是主人呢

[00:08:20] 我听别人的干嘛呀

[00:08:22] 到了校场

[00:08:23] 头条儿还没进糊涂

[00:08:25] 其实离他们家不太远

[00:08:27] 啪啪的拉车的坏蛋

[00:08:30] 现在都怀疑一切

[00:08:33] 好像周围都是只眼睛盯着他似的

[00:08:35] 这

[00:08:37] 也不知道多少钱给人家一把

[00:08:40] 哎呀

[00:08:40] La Che d 挺高兴

[00:08:42] 认为认为大概是有病

[00:08:44] La 车走罗摩Bauer

[00:08:47] 脚底踩这箱子

[00:08:49] 往两边看看

[00:08:51] 没人儿的心跳

[00:08:53] 汗一直没断

[00:08:57] 听说这拉车的不是坏人吧

[00:08:59] 不能告密吧

[00:09:01] 看这样不行

[00:09:03] 别拉我家门口去

[00:09:05] 交流完有事儿

[00:09:06] 他认得我们家门口儿这一阵把他打发走了就对了

[00:09:10] 应当多加谨慎

[00:09:13] 看看没人把箱子提起来

[00:09:16] 你说就这100来米

[00:09:18] 费了九牛二虎的劲才走到家门口

[00:09:22] 一个是腿也软了

[00:09:25] 二一个箱子也是陈靠他们家大门上

[00:09:29] 再看看没人儿

[00:09:34] 俩俩俩俩都这边儿

[00:09:41] 都声儿都变了

[00:09:44] 哎呀

[00:09:45] 赵大凤不知道怎么回事儿啊

[00:09:47] 呼啦吧嘟起来

[00:09:49] 谁啊

[00:09:51] 我呀

[00:09:53] 你儿子这这怎么了这是

[00:09:56] 怎么伤有点不对

[00:09:58] 老太太赶紧登鞋

[00:10:00] 到了外头把门儿开开

[00:10:03] 血糖

[00:10:04] 你怎么了

[00:10:07] 让我有点儿不舒服

[00:10:09] 快点给门上上

[00:10:12] 那是什么

[00:10:14] 里边儿再说吧

[00:10:19] 老太太上着门

[00:10:20] 心里就怀疑瞅着栾蒲包的背影

[00:10:23] 觉得儿子有点反常

[00:10:27] 怎么有点疯

[00:10:28] 傻的意思

[00:10:29] 俩眼发直

[00:10:31] 这箱子哪儿来的

[00:10:33] 临走前空手走的这

[00:10:36] 哎呀

[00:10:39] 看这两天学堂精神恍惚

[00:10:42] 坐立不宁

[00:10:45] 不是干了啥坏事儿吗

[00:10:47] 啊而a

[00:10:51] 你聪明一世糊涂一时啊

[00:10:54] 你要做了什么坏事儿怎么对得起祖宗娘我可怎么活呀

[00:11:01] 老太太说什么不睡觉

[00:11:03] 跟着栾蒲包儿进了她的屋里一看

[00:11:06] 儿子往沙发上一坐呐喊

[00:11:13] 一二

[00:11:14] 你这脸这怎么了呀

[00:11:18] 你先给我打盆水

[00:11:19] 我先洗

[00:11:20] 洗脸完我再跟你说

[00:11:22] 洗完了脸

[00:11:23] 咕嘟咕嘟喝点水

[00:11:25] 心这才稳定一点

[00:11:27] 两个门扇好

[00:11:29] 都上好了

[00:11:31] 窗帘拉上

[00:11:32] 不放心

[00:11:33] 亲自检查了多少遍

[00:11:36] 娘

[00:11:38] 我给您道喜了

[00:11:41] 啥喜事二

[00:11:43] 发财啦

[00:11:47] 发大财啦

[00:11:50] 三家都都起来了

[00:11:53] 发财

[00:11:55] 学堂

[00:11:56] 你疯了

[00:11:57] 你怎么了

[00:11:57] 你是不是上医院看一看啊

[00:12:01] 然后真发财了

[00:12:02] 我嫉妒您先看看这个

[00:12:06] 嗯

[00:12:09] 俩你看着

[00:12:12] 借着灯光

[00:12:14] 这真是白毛

[00:12:15] 想耍耍

[00:12:18] 五光十色是绕眼生辉

[00:12:22] 发出七彩的光

[00:12:25] 红色、紫色、粉色、白色

[00:12:28] 金色

[00:12:30] 照得人家脸色是五颜六色

[00:12:33] 眼睛都睁不开

[00:12:37] 啊

[00:12:39] 学堂

[00:12:40] 你你从哪儿弄来的

[00:12:43] 娘子我没做坏事

[00:12:47] 我一没抢过

[00:12:48] 二没度

[00:12:50] 为什么我这么说这东西就不是好来的

[00:12:55] 你儿拿也是理所应当

[00:12:58] 该的量

[00:12:59] 实不相瞒

[00:13:01] 这是皇宫大内御用的东西

[00:13:04] 皇上娘娘

[00:13:06] 太后的东西埋在了东陵

[00:13:10] 被东陵大盗孙殿英剜坟掘墓给抠出来了

[00:13:15] 且为己有

[00:13:17] 因为东西太多

[00:13:18] 他分散埋着倍儿

[00:13:20] 发现有一个不义之人

[00:13:23] 想要独吞

[00:13:25] 我从他手里头夺回来

[00:13:28] 这这明明想想

[00:13:31] 皇上

[00:13:32] 老子怎么的了

[00:13:33] 嗯

[00:13:34] 他可以独霸天下

[00:13:36] 他贵为天子

[00:13:38] 富有四海

[00:13:39] 刮进老百姓的民脂民膏啊

[00:13:42] 和老百姓的血

[00:13:44] 可是作威作福这东西不是老百姓的

[00:13:49] 这些东西怎么就归他有孙殿英能够抢

[00:13:54] 而我为什么不能具有他们能享受咱们为什么就不能享受

[00:14:02] 您不必深问

[00:14:03] 这东西就是咱家的了

[00:14:05] 娘

[00:14:06] 您帮我出个主意

[00:14:08] 把这东西咱藏在哪儿

[00:14:10] 先寄存在什么地方

[00:14:13] 将来变成现款娘了

[00:14:16] 你也是老太后啦

[00:14:19] 您呐

[00:14:20] 想怎么享福怎么享福

[00:14:22] 我给我爹修坟给祖坟重修回老家

[00:14:27] 浮山县咱家盖大房子

[00:14:30] 让我那些哥们弟兄全享福

[00:14:33] 让376 部全跟着沾光

[00:14:37] 哟

[00:14:38] 他比说书的还能说真有点儿神经不正常

[00:14:42] 瞪着眼珠子喷着吐沫星子

[00:14:44] 这录白话

[00:14:45] 老太太一句话也没说

[00:14:46] 俩眼发直钉

[00:14:51] 学堂

[00:14:52] 你说完给我喘喘气儿

[00:14:54] 还有话喘完气我再接着说

[00:14:58] 老太太二话没说过了呀

[00:15:01] 就一个嘴

[00:15:03] 咱说了

[00:15:04] 赵凤农村妇女身高挺绑

[00:15:08] 到现在

[00:15:09] 身子骨倍儿结实

[00:15:11] 这一个嘴巴子轻敌了啪的一下

[00:15:15] 把栾学堂造地眼前冒金星

[00:15:18] 这一下清醒

[00:15:22] 你好

[00:15:23] 你怎么打我

[00:15:26] 跪下跪下

[00:15:29] 嗯

[00:15:30] 你要我怎么d Lu 跪下a

[00:15:34] 小子哦

[00:15:35] 咱们老说这孝子你看他不笑的敢揍吗

[00:15:39] 你说他一句他都不答应

[00:15:41] 你说他一句

[00:15:41] 他还你十句当妈的揍儿子

[00:15:44] 儿子还没揍嘛呢

[00:15:46] 一高兴来个高丽呗

[00:15:47] 把他妈在楼上扔下去呢

[00:15:50] 活驴不有的是吗

[00:15:53] 栾学堂啊

[00:15:55] 从小受教育

[00:15:58] 笑死娘一生气吓得不知所措

[00:16:01] 苦痛给娘归娘

[00:16:04] 您咋了

[00:16:05] 你知道我哪儿错了

[00:16:08] 孩子大错特错呀

[00:16:14] 娘没身份

[00:16:16] 听你这么一说

[00:16:18] 也撂之二孩子

[00:16:22] 两次我跟你说过呀

[00:16:25] 外财不富命

[00:16:27] 穷人孩子

[00:16:30] 你刚才似乎说的有理

[00:16:33] 咱家没那福分

[00:16:36] 咱家没那个命

[00:16:39] 这么多的好东西

[00:16:41] 你从哪儿来的

[00:16:42] 哎

[00:16:43] 咱就说一句普普通通的话

[00:16:46] 出头的椽子先烂

[00:16:49] 但打出头鸟

[00:16:52] 人怕出名

[00:16:54] 猪怕肥

[00:16:56] 你懂人要出了名儿

[00:16:59] 是非也多

[00:17:00] 猪太胖

[00:17:01] 离着挨刀也不太远

[00:17:03] 这话你懂不懂

[00:17:06] 现在咱家的日子虽然过得不错

[00:17:09] 哎

[00:17:10] 有一点儿是是非非

[00:17:12] 但总算勉强可以维持

[00:17:15] 娘我足亦我不想得这不义之财

[00:17:20] 这是外财孩子

[00:17:23] 你那么聪明

[00:17:24] 你现在糊涂

[00:17:27] 我玩得了吗

[00:17:28] 没有不透风的墙啊

[00:17:30] A 要想人不知

[00:17:32] 除非己莫为

[00:17:35] 只要张扬出去

[00:17:37] 孩子你活得了

[00:17:39] 土匪、强盗、恶人全盯着你

[00:17:44] 才可是惹祸的根苗

[00:17:47] 没有不行

[00:17:48] 多了就是祸呀

[00:17:50] 你懂不懂

[00:17:52] 要照这样

[00:17:53] 你要下了决心

[00:17:54] 娘我走

[00:17:55] 断绝摩斯之情

[00:17:59] 我不能跟你在一起

[00:18:00] 你变了

[00:18:02] 说D 栾浦包实木的

[00:18:06] Kou DAI