《栾蒲包与丰泽园081集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 书接前文

[00:00:04] 丰泽园上海分店的监理

[00:00:08] 叫丁文秀

[00:00:11] 他发现吗

[00:00:12] J 栾蒲包总喜欢自己把自己关在屋里头喝闷酒

[00:00:19] 觉得他思想有负担

[00:00:22] 怎么办呢

[00:00:23] 为了调节气氛

[00:00:26] 找栾蒲包来聊天了

[00:00:30] 你看

[00:00:30] 聊天儿这玩意儿也开心

[00:00:32] 也解闷

[00:00:34] 用现身说法把自己的经历讲述了那么一小段

[00:00:41] 说自己啊

[00:00:43] 因为看了第一夫人的大腿和脚背呀

[00:00:47] 激怒了***

[00:00:49] 把他除名

[00:00:51] 哎

[00:00:52] 这故事说完了

[00:00:54] 栾蒲包儿乐的前仰后合

[00:00:57] 眼泪都藏起来

[00:00:59] 哎

[00:00:59] 真有意思

[00:01:01] 你看这聊天儿

[00:01:03] 哎

[00:01:03] 有益于身体健康

[00:01:06] 同时

[00:01:06] 还有益于学习

[00:01:09] 不知道你注意了没有

[00:01:11] 比方说跟张三李四

[00:01:14] 谈家庭也好

[00:01:16] 谈社会也好

[00:01:17] 谈五花八门的事儿也好

[00:01:19] 这本身就是一次学习

[00:01:23] 不管这个说话或者讲的内容对自己都有好处

[00:01:30] 咱们说这

[00:01:31] 丁文秀也不例外

[00:01:33] 他经历多

[00:01:34] 见得广啊

[00:01:36] 栾蒲包一高兴

[00:01:38] 就问开了

[00:01:39] 还有什么

[00:01:41] 在在跟我讲句

[00:01:42] 我听着痛快

[00:01:44] 不困呐

[00:01:45] 不困来精神

[00:01:49] 那咱俩就好好唠扯

[00:01:51] 唠扯

[00:01:52] 你先别叫我讲

[00:01:55] 我说老兄啊

[00:01:56] 我问你点儿事儿

[00:01:58] 说吧

[00:01:59] 什么事儿

[00:02:00] 咱哥俩不分彼此

[00:02:02] 有什么说什么

[00:02:03] 越公开越好

[00:02:05] 哎

[00:02:05] 妥了

[00:02:07] 我就是想做一次坦诚地谈话

[00:02:12] 我老兄啊

[00:02:13] 你活的目的

[00:02:16] 为啥

[00:02:18] 第一句话把栾蒲包问愣目的

[00:02:23] 我有啥目的

[00:02:24] 不对

[00:02:24] 有

[00:02:26] 你好好想想再答复

[00:02:30] 好爸

[00:02:32] 要说目的吗

[00:02:34] 我的确没想过

[00:02:36] A 分几个阶段

[00:02:39] 当初我小的时候

[00:02:41] 我是个苦孩子

[00:02:43] 不怕你笑话

[00:02:45] 家境贫寒

[00:02:47] 我拉杆儿要过饭

[00:02:49] 以讨饭为生呢

[00:02:51] 毕竟小啊

[00:02:53] 我就知道把我的大花狗喂得饱饱儿的

[00:02:57] 我玩儿的快快乐乐

[00:03:00] 再把肚皮撑饱了

[00:03:02] 这就是目的

[00:03:04] 那么以后呢

[00:03:06] 一怒之间

[00:03:07] 我火烧了县衙

[00:03:10] 把我吓坏了

[00:03:11] 把我娘也吓坏了

[00:03:13] 我逃门在外啊

[00:03:15] 这一下子

[00:03:17] 我撩到烟台附近去了

[00:03:19] 就头一个亲戚

[00:03:22] 让人家把我保护起来给我找了个小差事

[00:03:26] 就是在那码头上扛扛抬抬

[00:03:30] 拎东西等等等

[00:03:32] 那时候我的目的是什么呢

[00:03:35] 我就盼着我挣钱

[00:03:38] 之后

[00:03:38] 我又到了北京

[00:03:41] 经过摇扇人把我介绍到新丰楼

[00:03:44] 当了小丽吧

[00:03:47] 我那个是啥目的

[00:03:48] 我就是吃饱了

[00:03:49] 喝足了

[00:03:50] 想办法攒俩钱儿

[00:03:52] 把我娘从农村接到北京

[00:03:56] 别受那个苦

[00:03:58] 我近期孝道

[00:04:01] 可能这也是那时候的目的

[00:04:03] 等之后

[00:04:05] 我开了丰泽园

[00:04:07] 我想把买卖搞好

[00:04:09] 想让我这一家人太太平平

[00:04:13] 把我家的小巧妹养大成人

[00:04:16] 让我娘多活几年享点福

[00:04:21] 另外

[00:04:21] 我也对得起摇扇人

[00:04:23] 让我哥八个大家也都过好了

[00:04:27] 这就是我的目的

[00:04:29] 那说现在

[00:04:31] 上海分店干的也不错

[00:04:33] 我希望越来越好

[00:04:37] 我就这目的

[00:04:39] 哈哈哈哈

[00:04:44] 老兄啊

[00:04:46] 冲你这一说

[00:04:48] 我送你四个字

[00:04:51] 你是可爱可敬

[00:04:54] 可悲可叹

[00:04:57] 哦

[00:04:59] 这我就不明白了

[00:05:01] 怎么引出这么一大堆话来

[00:05:04] 你具体给我讲讲我怎么可爱

[00:05:07] 哎

[00:05:08] 先说你可爱之处

[00:05:11] 就到了现在

[00:05:12] 你这个人啊

[00:05:13] 非常纯真

[00:05:18] 纯真得像一个冰块儿

[00:05:21] 从这头能看到内头

[00:05:23] 这是你可爱之处说的你可敬之处

[00:05:29] 老兄啊

[00:05:30] 就你这个创业的精神

[00:05:34] 值得赞佩

[00:05:36] 出来不干

[00:05:37] 干

[00:05:38] 我就把它干好

[00:05:40] 姑爷誓不罢手

[00:05:43] 北京总号也好

[00:05:45] 现在分店也罢

[00:05:47] 你这个创业的精神值得敬佩

[00:05:52] 返回来说

[00:05:53] 你可悲

[00:05:56] 我从你说话当中字里行间

[00:05:59] 好像你是冲别人活着的a

[00:06:02] 刚才你说了

[00:06:03] 呃

[00:06:04] 养你的小乔妹妹

[00:06:05] 让她长大成人

[00:06:07] 孝敬你老娘

[00:06:09] 多活几年

[00:06:10] 让哥八个都过好

[00:06:12] 要报答姚善人

[00:06:14] 等等等等等

[00:06:17] 你竟为旁人着想

[00:06:20] 哎

[00:06:20] 没想到你个人a 有两句话怎么说来着

[00:06:25] 不为己身事

[00:06:27] 但愿为他人忙啊

[00:06:30] 你就这么个人

[00:06:32] 这人不能这样

[00:06:34] 不能不替自己想

[00:06:37] 你这是可悲之处

[00:06:39] 说的可怕

[00:06:42] 我老乡啊

[00:06:44] 你现在不说是腰缠万贯

[00:06:47] 也差不多

[00:06:48] 你是两个买卖的经理

[00:06:52] 你手头的大把银子有的是啊

[00:06:56] 我就从来没发现你给你自己怎么想过a

[00:07:01] 你这是可叹之处

[00:07:04] 老兄啊

[00:07:05] 人活着为啥

[00:07:08] 哎

[00:07:09] 人活着都得有个目的

[00:07:11] 拿我来说吧

[00:07:13] 我丁文秀

[00:07:14] 活着就是为挣钱

[00:07:17] 挣了钱干什么

[00:07:19] 挣了钱

[00:07:20] 吃香的喝辣的

[00:07:22] 玩儿漂亮女人

[00:07:25] 这就是我的目的

[00:07:27] 你看

[00:07:27] 你乐了吧

[00:07:29] 你甭笑

[00:07:30] 咱说的是大实话

[00:07:33] 我记得古圣先贤谁说过来说

[00:07:37] 食色性也

[00:07:41] 有这句话吧

[00:07:43] 人生在世上的本能

[00:07:45] 一个是吃

[00:07:46] 一个试色

[00:07:48] 这是心理

[00:07:50] 古圣先贤都如此

[00:07:52] 何况你又哎哎

[00:07:55] 我说老兄

[00:07:56] 不怕你笑

[00:07:58] 我现在就奔我的目的

[00:08:00] 你看你这买卖我很少来

[00:08:02] 我干嘛去了

[00:08:05] 找女人去啦

[00:08:07] 哎

[00:08:08] 寻开心去

[00:08:10] 那有多乐儿

[00:08:13] 像你似的

[00:08:14] 一天忙啊忙啊忙啊忙啊

[00:08:17] 把你累死

[00:08:18] 你挣再多的钱有什么用

[00:08:21] 哎

[00:08:22] 你说你做苦没

[00:08:24] 我进屋一瞅

[00:08:26] 一碟花生米

[00:08:28] 一盘猪头肉

[00:08:30] 半瓶二锅头

[00:08:32] 就就就就这玩意儿

[00:08:34] 你对不起你自己

[00:08:37] 如果你要感兴趣

[00:08:40] 你要感兴趣

[00:08:41] 忙里抽闲

[00:08:43] 我领你溜达溜达

[00:08:45] 这这什么地方

[00:08:46] 大上海

[00:08:48] 十里洋场

[00:08:51] 可以这么说

[00:08:53] 要想人间天堂过上最好的日子

[00:08:58] 到上海来

[00:08:59] 也可以这么说

[00:09:00] 这也是人间之地狱

[00:09:05] 你想不到的事都有

[00:09:07] 那是惨不忍睹

[00:09:10] 咱甭提呢

[00:09:11] 不痛快哎

[00:09:13] 咱往好处想

[00:09:16] 你怎么样

[00:09:17] 感兴趣不

[00:09:17] 跟我溜达溜达

[00:09:19] 你说

[00:09:21] 一米的条件

[00:09:22] 在上海十里洋场

[00:09:25] 找什么妞儿找不着啊a

[00:09:28] 我

[00:09:29] 我可是见广识读

[00:09:32] 起码来说上海的寄语

[00:09:36] 登了

[00:09:37] 记得在Le ce 的关键允许的你知有多少

[00:09:42] 86400 人

[00:09:45] 八万多

[00:09:47] 那个地下的司的暗仓

[00:09:52] 所谓非法的数不胜数

[00:09:57] 游欧洲

[00:09:58] 有俄罗斯的

[00:10:00] 有泰国的

[00:10:01] 有新加坡的

[00:10:03] 有印度的

[00:10:04] 有日本的

[00:10:06] 有朝鲜

[00:10:07] 哎呀

[00:10:09] 什么漂亮妞都有

[00:10:12] 嗯

[00:10:13] 那玩多开心呢

[00:10:16] 不愿意上那儿去找女招待

[00:10:19] 不愿意上那去

[00:10:21] 在找呢

[00:10:22] 明门第闺秀

[00:10:23] 只要你有钱

[00:10:25] 伸手就来呀

[00:10:27] 关于爱情

[00:10:30] 哎哟

[00:10:31] 这冰纹绣打开话匣子

[00:10:33] 把自己的艳史左一出右一出

[00:10:38] 就讲起没完了

[00:10:40] 讲的栾蒲包脖子冒凉气儿

[00:10:44] 浑身起鸡皮疙瘩

[00:10:47] 后来实在听不下去

[00:10:49] 谢谢

[00:10:51] 谢谢

[00:10:53] 多谢多谢

[00:10:55] 今天我开了耳光子平老兄

[00:10:59] 你这一讲

[00:10:59] 我是受益匪浅呐

[00:11:02] 多谢多谢

[00:11:03] 到此为止吧

[00:11:06] 怎么不爱听啦

[00:11:09] 嫌我是花花公子老兄啊

[00:11:13] 我的意思是什么呢

[00:11:15] 咱哥儿俩坦诚相见

[00:11:17] 我是好人

[00:11:19] 我承认

[00:11:20] 我就有个最大的毛病

[00:11:23] 好色

[00:11:25] 这我也不瞒着你啊

[00:11:26] 今儿晚上这开头了

[00:11:27] 我都跟你讲了是不是

[00:11:29] 我也希望你跟我一样开开心

[00:11:33] 我听说啊

[00:11:35] 你那小夫人

[00:11:38] 关雅丽

[00:11:39] 我我见过

[00:11:41] 没仔细看看那个头

[00:11:43] 那一条

[00:11:44] 那身段儿是个标致的美人儿

[00:11:48] 你艳福不浅啊

[00:11:51] 听说他还是你的左右手

[00:11:53] 好内助

[00:11:55] 连我都替你高兴

[00:11:57] 我还听说啊

[00:11:59] 你还有媳妇

[00:12:01] 叫姚真真

[00:12:03] 姚善人的千金

[00:12:05] 长得倍儿漂亮

[00:12:07] 是是不错

[00:12:09] 但你也总不能让他们俩把你给栓住吧

[00:12:13] 我说

[00:12:14] 这话你别不爱听啊

[00:12:16] 找世间的风流女子

[00:12:18] 比他们强得多的是

[00:12:22] 哎

[00:12:23] 想开点

[00:12:24] 好吗

[00:12:25] 多谢多谢

[00:12:26] 好

[00:12:28] 将来我请教a 型了

[00:12:31] 哎呀

[00:12:31] 酒也喝得不得了啦

[00:12:33] 话说的也够多的

[00:12:35] 每天

[00:12:36] 咱哥俩再唠啊

[00:12:38] 好好

[00:12:39] 不送不送

[00:12:41] 兵们秀走了

[00:12:43] 栾蒲包

[00:12:44] 兔里头黑

[00:12:47] 你说他这小子纯粹是个花花公子

[00:12:51] 讲的这些东西都恶心

[00:12:54] 什么事都干

[00:12:56] 哎呀

[00:12:57] 但是方才提到姚珍珍头上

[00:13:01] 他心里头又腻歪

[00:13:03] 勾起了心事

[00:13:06] 睡不着了这回

[00:13:08] 等买卖落了灯

[00:13:09] 都关了门了

[00:13:11] 他依然睡不着觉

[00:13:13] 在这屋转来转去

[00:13:15] 后来想怎么办

[00:13:16] 写封信

[00:13:17] 现在啊

[00:13:18] 他理理歪歪的

[00:13:20] 能写一封信

[00:13:22] 因为这是年级越累

[00:13:24] 学弟啊

[00:13:25] 那字写的不太好看

[00:13:27] 白字也不少

[00:13:29] 也没人笑话他

[00:13:31] 给雅丽写了封信

[00:13:33] 告诉关严

[00:13:35] 咱们分别好几个月

[00:13:37] 我在上海一切都好

[00:13:39] 无奈现在太忙了

[00:13:43] 希望你快来上海助我一臂之力

[00:13:46] 问问总号买卖的情况

[00:13:50] 给大哥徐永海等人问候

[00:13:53] 等等等等

[00:13:54] 写完了信

[00:13:56] 还睡不着

[00:13:59] 这咋办

[00:14:01] 往外一看

[00:14:02] 天都要亮了

[00:14:04] 不睡

[00:14:07] 从来没流过

[00:14:08] 外边转一转

[00:14:09] 今儿个头一回

[00:14:11] 起个大早儿

[00:14:12] 转一圈儿去

[00:14:14] 穿好了

[00:14:15] 衣服都出来了

[00:14:17] A

[00:14:17] 这不转没事儿

[00:14:19] 这一转可引来麻烦

[00:14:21] 他个人当然不知道

[00:14:24] 溜溜达达等出来

[00:14:26] 哎

[00:14:26] 觉着空气也不错

[00:14:29] 街道上静悄悄的

[00:14:31] 星星点点的路灯还没灭

[00:14:35] 它就转来转去转到城隍庙

[00:14:40] 遗憾

[00:14:41] 城隍庙里的长明灯还罩着

[00:14:45] A

[00:14:45] 没有出家人给偏油J 灯啊

[00:14:49] 24小时不灭

[00:14:52] 不过这么老早啊

[00:14:53] 没人烧香

[00:14:55] 城隍庙的大门开着

[00:14:57] 冷冷清清

[00:15:01] 栾蒲包吸引度就进了庙

[00:15:04] 看了看城隍爷

[00:15:06] 前面是工作

[00:15:08] 下面是百变

[00:15:11] 瞅着左右也没人

[00:15:14] 心说

[00:15:14] 我许个愿

[00:15:17] 给佛爷烧柱香

[00:15:19] 一看供桌上有相信手

[00:15:21] 拿起来

[00:15:23] 点了三支香

[00:15:24] 恭恭敬敬插在香炉里头

[00:15:27] 往后一退

[00:15:28] 把衣服规整规整

[00:15:30] 扑通跪倒

[00:15:32] 向别人祷告

[00:15:33] 你是心里想

[00:15:34] 嘴不说

[00:15:36] 你看外边儿这嘴嘟囔

[00:15:38] 他则不然

[00:15:39] 没人看着就说出来

[00:15:44] 城隍老爷在上

[00:15:47] 信士弟子栾学堂在下

[00:15:53] 现在我心中十分烦乱

[00:15:56] 恳请城隍爷大发慈悲

[00:16:01] 保佑我一家平平安安

[00:16:04] 保佑我的买卖日进斗金

[00:16:09] 保佑我的全家人姚老板一家人平平安安

[00:16:15] 保佑珍珍在美国一切顺利

[00:16:20] 只要

[00:16:21] 城隍老爷保佑我们达到目的

[00:16:24] 弟子肯定

[00:16:26] 初15 上香朝拜

[00:16:31] 我给您老磕头了

[00:16:34] 奉奉

[00:16:36] 蹦

[00:16:38] 哎

[00:16:39] 第三个头刚磕下去

[00:16:42] 突然之间

[00:16:44] 在黑暗地角落里发出一种渗人的声音

[00:16:50] 是一种热生

[00:16:52] 嘎嘎嘎嘎啊

[00:16:57] 什么

[00:16:59] 哎哟

[00:17:01] 栾蒲包呢脑子问

[00:17:04] 浑身上下起鸡皮疙瘩

[00:17:08] 天黑了

[00:17:08] 还没亮呢

[00:17:10] 空无一人

[00:17:12] 只夜猫子叫唤世人笑

[00:17:17] 啊

[00:17:19] 你是人

[00:17:20] 你是鬼

[00:17:22] 嘎嘎嘎嘎

[00:17:24] 又是一阵狂笑

[00:17:28] 栾蒲包意思

[00:17:29] 我不管你是什么

[00:17:31] 我是年轻人

[00:17:32] 我怕什么

[00:17:34] 眼珠子瞪圆了

[00:17:35] 绣面一碗

[00:17:38] 是人是鬼

[00:17:41] 如果你是鬼

[00:17:43] 你是屈死鬼

[00:17:45] 你是吊死鬼儿

[00:17:47] 你出来

[00:17:49] 哎

[00:17:50] 你要是个人你也出来

[00:17:53] 藏在黑暗的角落里

[00:17:56] 你发狂

[00:17:57] 你发笑

[00:17:59] 你所谓何来

[00:18:02] 他要不这么渣还好点儿

[00:18:04] 这一扎呼

[00:18:06] 果不其然

[00:18:08] 从那黑暗的角落里飘飘然来了一人

[00:18:14] 其实这个人来了半天了

[00:18:16] 因为那黑栾蒲包没看见

[00:18:19] 栾蒲包一看来了个人

[00:18:21] 是瓷器

[00:18:24] 哪辆