《水浒0011》歌词

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[00:00:00] 酒是穿肠毒药

[00:00:04] 色是刮骨钢刀

[00:00:08] 财是惹祸的根苗

[00:00:10] 气势雷烟火炮

[00:00:14] 这四句话千真万确

[00:00:19] 这喝酒啊

[00:00:20] 的确是好事儿

[00:00:23] 使人兴奋

[00:00:25] 舒筋活血

[00:00:27] 但是不能过量

[00:00:30] 要一过量就有害了

[00:00:34] 它能使人头脑不清

[00:00:40] 知识的人胡说八道啊

[00:00:44] 就拿鲁智深来说

[00:00:47] 贪酒过量啊

[00:00:50] 现在就像个疯子差不多少了

[00:00:55] 公开违背五台山文殊院的佛规

[00:01:01] 酒气熏人

[00:01:02] 里了外邪的

[00:01:04] 满嘴哩里哇啦也不知说些什么玩意儿

[00:01:08] 这就要进山门

[00:01:11] 人家把门的和尚能让他进吗

[00:01:15] 按着文殊院的规矩

[00:01:17] 和尚偷着喝酒就得打

[00:01:22] 人家把朱帐拿出来了

[00:01:25] 把鲁智深给拦住

[00:01:27] 断喝一声

[00:01:28] 唉

[00:01:30] 鲁智深

[00:01:31] 你好大的胆子

[00:01:34] 你竟敢吃酒带醉

[00:01:36] 这还了得吗

[00:01:38] 休走 招打

[00:01:42] 这二位也不知道深浅

[00:01:45] 他们也不知道鲁智深的底

[00:01:50] 今儿个可捅了娄子了

[00:01:53] 鲁智深一个没注意

[00:01:56] 挨了一竹杖

[00:01:57] 正削到后背上

[00:01:59] 那玩意儿挺疼啊

[00:02:01] 这下把他打击了

[00:02:03] 呸

[00:02:07] 好秃驴呀

[00:02:09] 你们敢打我

[00:02:12] 其实他本身也是个秃子

[00:02:14] 骂别人儿还是秃驴

[00:02:16] 伸手把竹杖抢过来

[00:02:18] 往磕膝盖上一垫

[00:02:20] 嘎巴把竹杖给掰折

[00:02:25] 回手一拳

[00:02:26] 正打小和尚尚背背

[00:02:28] 把小和尚打的嗷了一声

[00:02:31] 从山门外边儿打到里边儿去

[00:02:35] 那个小和尚见势不好

[00:02:37] 回身就跑

[00:02:40] 就这样

[00:02:41] 鲁智深迈大步进了山门

[00:02:44] 嗯

[00:02:46] 好酒啊

[00:02:48] 好酒到这块儿

[00:02:53] 风儿一吹

[00:02:55] 他觉着胸膛里头一闹腾

[00:02:58] 哇一声吐了

[00:03:00] 这家吐的这个臭劲儿就甭提了

[00:03:06] 院儿里边儿出来进去净是和尚啊

[00:03:10] 见此情景

[00:03:12] 焉有不弃之理呀

[00:03:15] 有人急忙禀报了监四

[00:03:19] 监寺一看

[00:03:20] 啊弥陀佛

[00:03:24] 佛佛佛佛

[00:03:27] 那佛都念不出来了

[00:03:29] 马上聚众三四十人

[00:03:33] 各拿笤帚棒子

[00:03:37] 把鲁智深给包围了

[00:03:40] 监四就恨他呀

[00:03:41] 打 给我打

[00:03:43] 教育教育这个野东西

[00:03:47] 他是什么和尚

[00:03:48] 他纯粹是个花和尚

[00:03:52] 唉

[00:03:52] 打这儿之后

[00:03:54] 这绰号传开了

[00:03:56] 花和尚鲁智深就这么得来的名儿

[00:04:03] 慢说三四十人呢

[00:04:05] 再多一辈也治不服他呀

[00:04:10] 鲁智深一看

[00:04:11] 什么狗娘养的

[00:04:15] 你们想要给老虎捋胡子

[00:04:18] 来吧

[00:04:20] 筛家筋骨发懒

[00:04:23] 正好拿你们练吧练吧

[00:04:27] 一转圈儿就倒一片

[00:04:30] 就听见哎呦

[00:04:32] 裤筒 裤筒 哎呦

[00:04:33] 哎呦 裤筒 裤筒

[00:04:34] 噼里啪啦

[00:04:38] 把这些和尚打的四散奔跑

[00:04:43] 鲁智深是哈哈大笑

[00:04:47] 你别看醉成这样了

[00:04:49] 啊

[00:04:49] 道儿他还认得

[00:04:51] 晃晃悠悠回到他住那地方去了

[00:04:56] 咱没说吗

[00:04:57] 这是练坐禅的地方

[00:05:00] 一百多和尚呢

[00:05:02] 人家照常都在练功

[00:05:05] 屋里头肃肃静静的

[00:05:07] 他咣一下进来了

[00:05:10] 呜呜

[00:05:12] 一进门儿就吐了一地

[00:05:15] 把这些和精惊得眼眼睁睁开

[00:05:18] 弥弥陀

[00:05:19] 啪啪抽

[00:05:21] 全把鼻子堵上了了

[00:05:25] 领班的大尚一看

[00:05:26] 这

[00:05:26] 这还得得赶紧过来了

[00:05:31] 鲁智深

[00:05:32] 你 你

[00:05:34] 你这要干什么

[00:05:35] 去你娘的

[00:05:38] 谁家喝了酒心里难受

[00:05:42] 我要睡觉

[00:05:48] 他把大和尚拨拉到旁边儿去

[00:05:51] 来到床边是倒头便睡

[00:05:55] 时间不大

[00:05:56] 他睡着了

[00:05:58] 哎呦

[00:05:59] 这下和尚可不干了

[00:06:01] 这屋也没法待呀

[00:06:02] 太臭了

[00:06:04] 连被打的和尚一百来人去找老当家的去了

[00:06:11] 真长老闻听一皱眉

[00:06:15] 善哉

[00:06:16] 善哉

[00:06:18] 罪过

[00:06:20] 罪过呀

[00:06:22] 他现在干什么呢

[00:06:24] 他已经睡了

[00:06:27] 让他睡吧

[00:06:29] 酒醒之后

[00:06:31] 把他叫来

[00:06:32] 我要开导于他

[00:06:36] 这些首作

[00:06:37] 监嗣不服气儿啊

[00:06:41] 老当家的

[00:06:42] 您是不是对他太有点儿偏爱了

[00:06:48] 您都有点溺爱不明了

[00:06:50] 这就是把他灌的

[00:06:53] 要不灌的

[00:06:54] 哪有今天

[00:06:55] 尔等休得多说

[00:06:59] 当初我就说过

[00:07:02] 只顾剃度于他

[00:07:05] 此人心地善良

[00:07:07] 秉性刚直

[00:07:10] 虽然时下凶顽

[00:07:13] 命中博杂

[00:07:15] 酒后却得清净

[00:07:18] 正果非凡

[00:07:20] 汝等不及也

[00:07:23] 大伙儿一听

[00:07:24] 又来了

[00:07:25] 呵

[00:07:26] 这老当家的可气

[00:07:27] 不把这鲁智深捧上了天

[00:07:31] 我们这么老多人都赶不上他

[00:07:34] 这诚心袒护他呀

[00:07:39] 大伙儿是愤愤不服啊

[00:07:41] 等到第二天

[00:07:44] 小和尚来了

[00:07:45] 鲁智深 醒醒

[00:07:46] 醒醒

[00:07:47] 鲁智深 醒醒

[00:07:50] 看鲁智深这觉儿睡着香啊

[00:07:53] 听得耳边呼唤

[00:07:55] 揉揉眼睛

[00:07:56] 一翻身坐起来了

[00:07:59] 嗨呀 好睡呀

[00:08:01] 好睡

[00:08:03] 什么事儿

[00:08:04] 开饭了吗

[00:08:05] 你就惦记吃

[00:08:07] 老方丈找你问话

[00:08:11] 就见鲁智深啊

[00:08:13] 一个箭步窜出去了

[00:08:15] 大伙儿一看

[00:08:16] 还是老当家的好使唤呢

[00:08:18] 啊 你看看他

[00:08:19] 比兔子跑得快

[00:08:21] 哪知道他一转身奔后边拉屎去了

[00:08:25] 憋的

[00:08:27] 等拉完了

[00:08:28] 净完手

[00:08:30] 把衣服规整规整

[00:08:32] 这才来到方丈

[00:08:36] 可这阵儿他酒醒了

[00:08:37] 也知道自己犯了大错儿了

[00:08:41] 这个鲁智深

[00:08:42] 这人最讲道理不过

[00:08:45] 你别看喝醉了酒耍疯

[00:08:48] 现在他明白了

[00:08:50] 深感内疚啊

[00:08:52] 规规矩矩往拜殿上一跪

[00:08:57] 师傅在上

[00:08:59] 弟子鲁智深参拜老师

[00:09:05] 阿弥陀佛

[00:09:10] 智深哪

[00:09:12] 你知道你犯了什么过错了不

[00:09:16] 弟子知道

[00:09:18] 我违反了五戒的第四戒

[00:09:22] 不要贪杯识荤

[00:09:25] 我喝酒了

[00:09:28] 唉

[00:09:30] 你明明知道败坏了佛门的规矩

[00:09:35] 为什么明知故犯呢

[00:09:39] 师傅

[00:09:41] 容弟子回禀

[00:09:43] 我要嗜酒如命

[00:09:46] 多日不喝酒

[00:09:47] 把我馋坏了

[00:09:50] 实在有点儿抑制不住了

[00:09:53] 故此我才喝了酒

[00:09:55] 喝完酒我耍风

[00:09:57] 闯下大祸

[00:09:59] 师傅

[00:10:00] 您处置我吧

[00:10:02] 打骂啊

[00:10:03] 干什么都行

[00:10:06] 老方丈一看

[00:10:07] 这人蛮讲道理呀

[00:10:10] 也罢

[00:10:11] 智臣

[00:10:13] 念你初犯

[00:10:16] 看在赵施主的份上

[00:10:19] 也就算了

[00:10:21] 下不为例

[00:10:23] 再不准施酒

[00:10:26] 你记住了吗

[00:10:28] 弟子不敢

[00:10:29] 弟子不敢

[00:10:32] 好吧

[00:10:33] 你留下来

[00:10:35] 来人

[00:10:36] 准备早膳

[00:10:39] 你看看老方丈不但没处罚他

[00:10:45] 还准备丰盛的早饭

[00:10:48] 两个人共进早餐

[00:10:52] 把那些和尚气的鼻子都歪了

[00:10:55] 心说这这这

[00:10:56] 老当家的糊涂了

[00:10:59] 嘿

[00:11:00] 你要这么惯他

[00:11:01] 往后他更眼里没人了

[00:11:05] 大伙儿是干骨肚没咒念

[00:11:07] 其实老方丈啊

[00:11:09] 的确对他偏爱

[00:11:12] 你别看鲁智深那样儿

[00:11:17] 老和尚从心里往外喜欢他

[00:11:21] 他说的真不假

[00:11:24] 他看出来了

[00:11:25] 鲁智深这人口快心直

[00:11:28] 心地善良

[00:11:31] 尤其他看重的是那赵谭乐

[00:11:35] 赵施主那有钱哪

[00:11:41] 这是赵施主的表弟

[00:11:43] 要把鲁智深给得罪了

[00:11:46] 不是把财神爷给得罪了吗

[00:11:50] 那对文殊院的损失也太大了

[00:11:54] 唉

[00:11:55] 多方面的原因吧

[00:11:57] 所以他老袒护鲁达

[00:12:02] 今儿个吃早饭的时候

[00:12:04] 一边吃

[00:12:05] 老当家的一边给他讲道理

[00:12:09] 唉

[00:12:09] 就得循循善诱

[00:12:14] 鲁智深一边听着一边点头

[00:12:18] 两个时辰之后

[00:12:19] 饭也吃完了啊

[00:12:21] 话也讲完了

[00:12:23] 老方丈笑笑呵呵的

[00:12:26] 智深哪去吧

[00:12:28] 往后千万不要破坏佛门的规矩了

[00:12:32] 弟子再也不敢了

[00:12:35] 鲁智深回去了

[00:12:37] 心说嘿

[00:12:39] 这老和尚还真不错

[00:12:41] 对我蛮够意思

[00:12:44] 我以为把我找去了

[00:12:46] 不定得怎么处罚我呢

[00:12:49] 不但没说旁的

[00:12:51] 还请我吃顿饭

[00:12:54] 他低下头回味回味

[00:12:57] 觉着老师傅说那些道理都是对的

[00:13:01] 怪就怪我自己

[00:13:03] 我怎么那么馋

[00:13:06] 我就没有决心改了吗

[00:13:09] 从今以后

[00:13:10] 我再也不要贪杯

[00:13:14] 甚至连想也不要想多

[00:13:17] 但要想喝酒

[00:13:18] 我就掐我自己的大腿

[00:13:23] 书说简短

[00:13:25] 五个月

[00:13:27] 鲁智深没犯错误

[00:13:30] 唉 听守规矩

[00:13:33] 和尚没看还行啊

[00:13:35] 老当家的找他谈次话还挺有效率

[00:13:41] 要照这样下去

[00:13:43] 还算个和尚

[00:13:47] 转眼之间

[00:13:48] 到了第二年春天

[00:13:51] 春暖花开

[00:13:53] 万物复苏

[00:13:56] 是大好的季节呀

[00:13:59] 这天

[00:14:00] 鲁智深没事儿来到山门外边儿了

[00:14:05] 吸了几口新鲜的空气

[00:14:08] 看了看寺外的风景

[00:14:10] 唉呀

[00:14:10] 真是风景如画呀

[00:14:15] 鲁智深屈指一算

[00:14:18] 上山快一年了

[00:14:21] 哎呀

[00:14:22] 什么时候是我出头之日呢

[00:14:27] 难道我这一辈子就在这儿当和尚吗

[00:14:31] 要那样

[00:14:32] 我也太有点窝囊了

[00:14:36] 唉

[00:14:38] 他心里头又胡思乱想开了

[00:14:41] 唉

[00:14:41] 正在这时候啊

[00:14:43] 他听着远处有打铁的声儿

[00:14:48] 叮叮当当

[00:14:49] 叮叮当当

[00:14:50] 叮叮当当叮

[00:14:52] 听了听

[00:14:53] 还挺远

[00:14:55] 有时候这个风啊

[00:14:56] 把这声音给飘来了

[00:15:00] 鲁智深一想

[00:15:01] 哪儿有铁匠炉啊

[00:15:05] 我这儿还攒了不少银子

[00:15:08] 这么办吧

[00:15:09] 我让他给我打一条铁禅仗

[00:15:13] 没事儿做练功用的

[00:15:15] 对

[00:15:16] 我去看看他

[00:15:18] 顺这个声音

[00:15:19] 他就下了山了

[00:15:21] 唉呦

[00:15:22] 一走就是十几里呀

[00:15:25] 你说在山顶上怎么听那么震

[00:15:29] 等来到山脚下一看

[00:15:31] 闹了半天

[00:15:32] 是一座小镇店

[00:15:35] 虽然只有一条街

[00:15:37] 还挺热闹

[00:15:39] 做买的做卖的

[00:15:42] 车来人往

[00:15:43] 红男绿女

[00:15:47] 让人目不暇接呀

[00:15:50] 花和尚鲁智深一看

[00:15:52] 高了兴了

[00:15:54] 这半年来的

[00:15:56] 连门儿都没出啊

[00:15:57] 这回我得好好溜达溜达

[00:16:01] 他东砸磨琢摸

[00:16:03] 西看一看

[00:16:04] 穿街而过

[00:16:06] 唉

[00:16:07] 真找着那家铁匠炉了

[00:16:11] 三间门脸儿

[00:16:13] 旁边有个大院儿

[00:16:14] 支着棚

[00:16:16] 炉子通红啊

[00:16:18] 里边儿好几个伙计

[00:16:20] 掌钱儿的掌钱儿

[00:16:22] 轮锤的轮锤

[00:16:24] 鲁智深背手一看

[00:16:27] 有打了不少半成品

[00:16:30] 都在那儿摆着

[00:16:33] 多数都是农具

[00:16:36] 就有几样是刀枪

[00:16:39] 看那样打的还不错

[00:16:42] 他正看着呢

[00:16:44] 有个伙计一抬头

[00:16:47] 冲他一乐

[00:16:48] 师傅

[00:16:49] 你有事儿吗

[00:16:50] 阿弥陀佛

[00:16:54] 我想打造一条禅仗啊

[00:16:58] 你们接活不

[00:16:59] 不活儿 唉 师傅

[00:17:01] 请进来吧

[00:17:01] 请进来

[00:17:03] 打什么我们都能打

[00:17:06] 把他让进来

[00:17:07] 搬把椅子他坐下了

[00:17:09] 这伙计是个负责的

[00:17:11] 就问

[00:17:13] 师傅

[00:17:13] 在哪儿出家

[00:17:14] 五台山文殊院

[00:17:17] 呵

[00:17:18] 咱们都是邻居

[00:17:21] 实不相瞒哪

[00:17:23] 我们这一切一切全仰仗着宝山哪

[00:17:28] 请问师傅

[00:17:30] 您要打一条什么样的禅仗

[00:17:32] 有图纸吗

[00:17:35] 什么叫图纸

[00:17:36] 就是图样

[00:17:38] 鲁智深一拨楞脑袋

[00:17:39] 没有

[00:17:41] 反正你们手艺好

[00:17:44] 你们想给打什么禅仗就打什么

[00:17:48] 只要钢口好就行

[00:17:50] 那好嘞

[00:17:51] 您放心大胆交给我们了

[00:17:54] 准保样式新颖

[00:17:57] 您使着是得心应手

[00:18:00] 那好刀你们打不打

[00:18:03] 打呀

[00:18:04] 你没看这有好几把

[00:18:06] 这 这我不要

[00:18:08] 我要带鞘的刀

[00:18:11] 就叫借刀吧

[00:18:13] 分量要加重一些

[00:18:16] 行

[00:18:18] 要那样

[00:18:18] 给您打造一把后背尖刺雁翎刀

[00:18:25] 您看怎么样

[00:18:26] 比别的刀加重四两

[00:18:30] 呃 不 不行 不行

[00:18:31] 轻轻轻轻

[00:18:32] 要比别的刀重上一倍

[00:18:36] 嗨

[00:18:36] 这可新鲜那您能拿得动啊

[00:18:39] 那玩意儿使着可压手腕子

[00:18:41] 唉 越重越好

[00:18:44] 那您那禅杖准备要多少斤的

[00:18:48] 呃

[00:18:51] 一百斤

[00:18:52] 你看怎么样

[00:18:54] 伙计一听下敌缩脖儿

[00:18:57] 我 师傅

[00:18:58] 您别开玩笑了

[00:19:00] 哪有使那么重的

[00:19:02] 那是说书讲骨

[00:19:06] 要是真的话

[00:19:07] 没有

[00:19:09] 就是关王刀

[00:19:11] 那是举世无双的

[00:19:13] 只有八十一斤哪

[00:19:17] 那是祖宗了

[00:19:19] 哪有打一百斤的

[00:19:22] 那我不敢跟关王爷比

[00:19:26] 那就打八十斤的吧

[00:19:30] 八十斤也重点儿

[00:19:32] 唉 师傅

[00:19:33] 我给您出个主意

[00:19:35] 干脆我给您打造一条六十二斤的

[00:19:41] 那就够重的了

[00:19:44] 可是打完之后您别嫌沉哪

[00:19:46] 要废了可不行

[00:19:48] 您还得照样付钱

[00:19:50] 好了

[00:19:51] 就以你打造一条六十二斤重的禅杖

[00:19:57] 样式一定要好

[00:19:59] 您包给我们了

[00:20:01] 您要不满意

[00:20:02] 您甭给钱

[00:20:03] 您看好不好

[00:20:04] 我们如数把银子退给你

[00:20:07] 一言为定

[00:20:09] 打造这两样需要多少钱呢

[00:20:12] 不多

[00:20:13] 您给五两白银

[00:20:16] 还真不贵

[00:20:18] 先付钱

[00:20:22] 鲁智深从怀里拿出五两银子给了伙计了

[00:20:26] 问伙计什么时候来取货

[00:20:29] 伙计说 快

[00:20:31] 三天之后

[00:20:32] 您还这时候来

[00:20:33] 我们指定就打造完了

[00:20:36] 妥了

[00:20:37] 到时候我要满意

[00:20:39] 必定重重给你赏钱

[00:20:41] 好的 师傅

[00:20:43] 我手里有活儿

[00:20:44] 不陪您了

[00:20:45] 您乐意看

[00:20:46] 您就歇会儿

[00:20:47] 不乐看

[00:20:47] 有事儿您办事儿去筛家

[00:20:50] 告辞

[00:20:52] 唉

[00:20:53] 鲁智深挺高兴

[00:20:55] 从铁匠炉出来

[00:20:58] 兴致正浓

[00:21:00] 他接茬溜达

[00:21:02] 旁边儿就是酒馆儿

[00:21:05] 鲁智深一提鼻子

[00:21:09] 唉呀

[00:21:10] 又想喝酒了

[00:21:13] 一想

[00:21:14] 我已经发了誓不喝酒啊我

[00:21:17] 怎么这馋虫又上来了

[00:21:21] 真他娘的没出息

[00:21:24] 就这样

[00:21:25] 他偷偷的掐了自己大腿里子一下

[00:21:29] 啊

[00:21:29] 掐的还真疼

[00:21:30] 我

[00:21:32] 他打了个机灵

[00:21:34] 挺胸从酒馆儿前儿过去了

[00:21:37] 不喝

[00:21:39] 看看我自己能管住我自己不

[00:21:43] 没走几步

[00:21:45] 又一家酒馆

[00:21:47] 唉 这家

[00:21:48] 这酒坛子还没盖

[00:21:51] 风这一飘啊

[00:21:52] 唉

[00:21:53] 这个酒味儿

[00:21:53] 这个诱人哪

[00:21:57] 嗯

[00:21:59] 他娘的

[00:22:00] 怎么这么多卖酒的呢

[00:22:03] 偏在我鼻子底下卖酒

[00:22:06] 这

[00:22:07] 这真叫人难受

[00:22:10] 不喝

[00:22:12] 他又掐了自己一下

[00:22:16] 哪知道这都是自欺欺人的招儿

[00:22:20] 唉呀

[00:22:21] 往前没走了几步

[00:22:23] 他自己管不住自己了

[00:22:26] 这馋虫啊

[00:22:28] 顺着嗓子眼儿往上爬

[00:22:31] 这玩意儿

[00:22:32] 闹心呢

[00:22:34] 哎呀

[00:22:36] 机会难得呀

[00:22:39] 不然的话

[00:22:41] 我再开一回荤

[00:22:45] 再解一回馋

[00:22:47] 这一回喝完了

[00:22:50] 下半辈儿是滴酒不沾

[00:22:54] 就这一回

[00:22:56] 还不多喝

[00:22:58] 适可而止

[00:23:00] 千万别捅篓子

[00:23:03] 对

[00:23:04] 少喝点怕什么

[00:23:05] 对不对

[00:23:07] 谁也不知道

[00:23:09] 嗯

[00:23:10] 就这一回啊

[00:23:11] 智深哪 唉

[00:23:13] 记住了啊

[00:23:13] 就这一回 唉

[00:23:14] 记住了 呵

[00:23:15] 自己跟自己还演戏呢

[00:23:17] 迈步

[00:23:19] 他进了酒馆了

[00:23:20] 了把椅子往这儿一坐

[00:23:24] 伙计就愣住了

[00:23:27] 师傅

[00:23:27] 您要干什么

[00:23:29] 拿酒来

[00:23:31] 山家要喝酒

[00:23:35] 师傅 对不起

[00:23:37] 这酒不能卖给您

[00:23:40] 为什么

[00:23:41] 莫非山家不给钱吗

[00:23:44] 非也跟您这么说吧

[00:23:48] 我们这个酒馆的本钱是文殊院给拿的

[00:23:53] 文殊院有规矩

[00:23:55] 不准卖给文殊院的和尚喝酒

[00:24:00] 谁要破坏了这个规矩

[00:24:03] 我们这饭碗子也砸了

[00:24:05] 酒馆也开不成了

[00:24:08] 师傅

[00:24:09] 请您千千万万原谅

[00:24:13] 请吧

[00:24:14] 往外就撵

[00:24:17] 鲁智深脸一红

[00:24:19] 没办法

[00:24:20] 出了酒馆儿

[00:24:21] 呸

[00:24:24] 心说真倒霉呀

[00:24:26] 还不卖给我

[00:24:28] 不卖给我我不喝正好

[00:24:33] 哪知走了几步

[00:24:34] 抬头一看

[00:24:35] 又一家酒馆儿

[00:24:37] 他怎么这么多呢

[00:24:39] 再试试

[00:24:40] 进了酒馆儿

[00:24:42] 掌柜的是个老头儿

[00:24:44] 一个劲儿给他作揖

[00:24:46] 师傅

[00:24:47] 千万原谅

[00:24:49] 我们不敢卖给出家人哪

[00:24:51] 要叫老当家的知道

[00:24:53] 把我们扭送到官府

[00:24:56] 我们吃罪不起呀

[00:24:57] 师傅

[00:24:58] 您赏饭吧

[00:25:00] 您高升一步

[00:25:01] 上别人儿家去吧

[00:25:04] 书说简短

[00:25:05] 一连走了六家

[00:25:08] 全碰了壁了

[00:25:11] 鲁智深一琢磨

[00:25:12] 这怎么个毛病呢

[00:25:15] 他们怎么都说一样的话呢

[00:25:18] 看来今儿个我白来了一口酒

[00:25:22] 我也喝不着啊

[00:25:24] 后来他乐了

[00:25:25] 唉呀

[00:25:27] 我是个傻子

[00:25:29] 我不兴说我不是五台山的和尚吗

[00:25:33] 我说我是过路的和尚

[00:25:35] 他不就卖给我了吗

[00:25:36] 对

[00:25:38] 试试这招灵不灵

[00:25:41] 就这样

[00:25:42] 鲁智深厚着脸皮迈大步又走进酒馆