《Photoshop》歌词

[00:00:00] Photoshop - Bob Ricci

[00:00:00] Written by：Bob Ricci

[00:00:06] I used to be the biggest loser

[00:00:11] I never could do anything right

[00:00:16] I wet the bed till I was fourteen

[00:00:21] Could never hold my own in a fight

[00:00:26] But suddenly everything got changed

[00:00:31] My whole life story rearranged

[00:00:36] And all my friends they think that I'm deranged

[00:00:40] But they don't understand the godly powers that I've gained

[00:00:45] I got photoshop and I can't stop

[00:00:48] I just copy paste then I drag and drop

[00:00:50] And everything in my life seems so much better

[00:00:56] Oh that fateful day at Comp U S A

[00:00:58] I was picking up a copy of G T A

[00:01:01] And they were having a two for

[00:01:02] One special if you bought 'em together

[00:01:12] I got alla's on my report card

[00:01:17] At least the one I showed my dad

[00:01:22] And here's a note from Cameron Diaz

[00:01:27] Saying I'm the best she's ever had

[00:01:32] I got the girl of my dreams

[00:01:37] To finally break up with Eugene

[00:01:42] When she saw those pictures so obscene of

[00:01:47] Eugie all tied up in bed with with her dear

[00:01:49] Old Aunt Eileen

[00:01:51] I got photoshop and I can't stop

[00:01:54] I just copy paste then I drag and drop

[00:01:56] And everything in my life seems so much better

[00:02:02] Making fake IDs now is such a breeze

[00:02:04] Just a couple clicks and I'm 23

[00:02:07] Oh and look here's a picture of me

[00:02:08] With my friend Eddie Vedder

[00:02:17] It shouldn't be a mystery that

[00:02:18] I'll go down in history

[00:02:19] As one of the most famous photoshoppers

[00:02:21] Of our century

[00:02:22] But I'm just hoping nobody could

[00:02:23] Possibly be on to me

[00:02:25] While I'm still live and kicking

[00:02:25] 'Cause then they'll haul me off to jail

[00:02:27] Then I'll go on regretably

[00:02:28] To work for a federal agency

[00:02:30] Helping pigs in suits with cracking down on other forgeries

[00:02:32] And when I'm finished up in there

[00:02:33] They'll strap me to an electric chair

[00:02:35] To serve as an example to you newbies everywhere

[00:02:43] The Green day concert's all sold out now

[00:02:48] But I just got a backstage pass

[00:02:53] And here's my brand new S A T scores

[00:02:58] The College board can kiss my ass

[00:03:03] Here's my check from MTV

[00:03:08] And it's all made out to me

[00:03:13] And it'll probably take an eternity

[00:03:18] Before accounting finds out that I'm not an employee

[00:03:23] I got photoshop and I can't stop

[00:03:25] I just copy paste then I drag and drop

[00:03:28] And everything in my life seems so much better

[00:03:33] Like this girl I date thinks I'm 28

[00:03:35] Little does she know that I'm jailbait

[00:03:38] And she even thinks I'm certified to forecast the weather