《I Can’t Watch This》歌词

[00:00:01] I Can't Watch This - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:04] I can't watch this I can't watch this

[00:00:11] I can't watch this I can't watch this

[00:00:17] My my my my TV makes me so bored

[00:00:21] Makes me say oh my Lord

[00:00:22] What is this garbage here

[00:00:24] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears

[00:00:26] It sucks and that's no lie

[00:00:28] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry

[00:00:30] Lowers my IQ one notch

[00:00:32] And that's the reason why uh I can't watch

[00:00:33] I told you homeboy I can't watch this

[00:00:38] Yeah nothin' but trash and you know I can't watch this

[00:00:42] Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this

[00:00:46] Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this

[00:00:48] Talkin' 'bout sick shows

[00:00:49] There's America's Funniest Home Videos

[00:00:50] I can't believe my eyes

[00:00:53] When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize

[00:00:56] Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof

[00:00:59] Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake

[00:01:02] I hear they got it on the seventeenth take

[00:01:04] That's funny as a kick in the crotch

[00:01:05] And that kind of show uh I can't watch

[00:01:07] Yo I told you I can't watch this

[00:01:11] Change the channel now man I can't watch this

[00:01:14] Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker I can't watch this

[00:01:17] Cosby Show and Rosanne

[00:01:18] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can

[00:01:21] Judge Wopner oh my

[00:01:23] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy

[00:01:25] Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing

[00:01:29] Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks

[00:01:31] Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks

[00:01:33] Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

[00:01:35] That's word because you know I can't watch this

[00:01:38] I can't watch this break it down

[00:01:46] Here's how to order money back guarantee

[00:01:48] Removes tough stains fast it tastes more like fresh peanuts

[00:02:07] They keep going and going don't hate me because I'm beautiful

[00:02:10] Could be dandruff our prices are insane

[00:02:11] Stop Prime Time

[00:02:12] I'm pretty sure I'll be sick

[00:02:13] If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

[00:02:18] Or that guy with the real flat hair

[00:02:21] That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air

[00:02:24] Those weird talk shows

[00:02:25] About transsexual Nazi Eskimos

[00:02:26] They're rude crude and vile

[00:02:27] Just for a minute let's flip down the dial

[00:02:29] Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this

[00:02:31] Look man I can't watch this

[00:02:33] I can't take this torture no more I can't

[00:02:36] I can't watch this pay the bills station break break it down

[00:02:40] Operators are standing cubic zirconium necklace

[00:02:41] You're soaking in it and our fabulous swimsuit issue

[00:02:44] When you've got a headache this big read the book

[00:02:46] This is your brain on drugs I've fallen and I can't get up

[00:02:48] Stop Cable Time

[00:02:49] HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV

[00:02:50] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy

[00:02:52] Now why did I ever pay for this junk

[00:02:54] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk

[00:02:58] Just brainless blood and guts

[00:02:59] And mindless T&A

[00:03:01] It's awful it's putrid it's crummy

[00:03:03] It's stupid gonna throw my set away

[00:03:05] I can't watch this I can't watch this

[00:03:08] I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this

[00:03:17] I told you can't watch this too hip can't watch this

[00:03:23] Get me outta here can't watch this