《咕咾小姐》歌词

[00:00:01] 咕咾小姐 - 海裕芬
[00:00:03] 词:海裕芬
[00:00:05] 曲:卢广仲
[00:00:12] 我是咕咾小姐
[00:00:15] 上了年纪的姐姐
[00:00:19] 咕咾肉是拿手菜
[00:00:22] 宅在家做菜的老小姐
[00:00:26] 我是咕咾小姐
[00:00:29] 年华老去的姐姐
[00:00:32] 有在保养有在微整
[00:00:35] 但老化依旧无解
[00:00:39] 我是咕咾小姐
[00:00:42] 害怕孤老的姐姐
[00:00:46] 单身诅咒何时可解
[00:00:49] 投胎才能将孤单终结
[00:00:51] 我也想当女神
[00:00:55] 但我只能为了生活伤神
[00:00:59] 幻想着幸福人生
[00:01:01] 去月老庙求红绳
[00:01:02] 七色花沐浴净身
[00:01:04] 念着心经圣经好多本经
[00:01:06] 什么让我最担心
[00:01:10] 即将干涸的月经
[00:01:28] 反省到底为何桃花缺
[00:01:31] 怪自己老在等一种感觉
[00:01:34] 总是吃不到牛肉的汤面
[00:01:37] 信着半仙说得勿滥宁缺
[00:01:41] 姐我到底该怎样做
[00:01:44] 也想吃鲜嫩弹牙小鲜肉
[00:01:47] 可是牙口不好咬不动
[00:01:50] 上了年纪还得控制体重
[00:01:54] 我是咕咾小姐
[00:01:57] 害怕孤老的姐姐
[00:02:01] 单身诅咒何时可解
[00:02:04] 投胎才能将孤单终结
[00:02:06] 我也想当女神
[00:02:10] 但我只能为了生活伤神
[00:02:14] 幻想着幸福人生
[00:02:16] 去月老庙求红绳
[00:02:17] 七色花沐浴净身
[00:02:19] 念着心经圣经好多本经
[00:02:21] 什么让我最担心
[00:02:25] 即将干涸的月经
[00:02:30] 咕咾小姐
[00:02:30] 爱碎碎念
[00:02:31] 咕咾小姐
[00:02:32] 喜欢汤面
[00:02:33] 咕咾小姐
[00:02:34] 紧张就大便
[00:02:34] 咕咾小姐
[00:02:35] 没人想念
[00:02:36] 咕咾小姐
[00:03:00] 算命摸骨拜拜求签
[00:03:04] 相亲网交人力仲介
[00:03:08] 还没绝望放弃一切
[00:03:13] 等待美满快乐的姐姐
[00:03:19] 我是咕咾小姐
[00:03:23] 还有卵子的姐姐
[00:03:27] 咕咾小姐
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