《水浒全传243集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 玉麒麟卢俊义

[00:00:04] 讨令要出战

[00:00:05] 攻打曾头市

[00:00:08] 这军师吴用啊

[00:00:10] 多了个心眼儿

[00:00:12] 因为吴用跟宋江形影不离

[00:00:16] 宋江的心理活动

[00:00:18] 它是了如指掌

[00:00:21] 你看

[00:00:21] 现在梁山是这么多

[00:00:24] 宋江是念念不忘

[00:00:26] 有一件事儿

[00:00:28] 就天王晁盖临终之时

[00:00:30] 留下遗嘱

[00:00:32] 谁要给我报了仇

[00:00:35] 谁要抓住史文恭就把梁山头把金交椅让给他做

[00:00:41] 这宋江呢

[00:00:43] 还就牢记不忘

[00:00:45] 老想把位置让给卢俊义

[00:00:49] 比方说

[00:00:50] 卢俊义打下曾头市要达到目的

[00:00:54] 宋江这种人肯定说话算数

[00:00:58] 就把头把金交椅让给卢俊义

[00:01:01] 那样一来就冷了

[00:01:03] 众位弟兄的心哪

[00:01:06] 良山飞伞花不可

[00:01:09] 为了顾全大局

[00:01:12] 防止卢俊义得了头功

[00:01:15] 所以啊

[00:01:16] 他连忙说话

[00:01:18] 他说

[00:01:19] 知己知彼

[00:01:20] 百战不殆

[00:01:22] 现在光听段景住这一说

[00:01:25] 咱心里没底

[00:01:27] 应当派个聪明的人

[00:01:30] 把曾头市的情况摸清楚了

[00:01:33] 然后再派兵不迟

[00:01:37] 宋江一听

[00:01:38] 有道理

[00:01:40] 众人一听

[00:01:41] 对合情入理

[00:01:44] 那么派谁去摸清楚呢

[00:01:48] 当然了

[00:01:48] 首选的就是鼓上蚤大将石阡

[00:01:54] 宋江一回头点手把时迁儿叫过来时

[00:01:58] 签准支的

[00:01:58] 这事儿没有第二位

[00:02:01] 哥哥有和分配

[00:02:04] 先帝啊

[00:02:05] 能者多劳啊

[00:02:08] 你善于飞檐走壁

[00:02:11] 把这个重担就交给你了

[00:02:13] 你马上起身

[00:02:15] 赶奔曾头市

[00:02:17] 把史文恭所有的情况摸清楚

[00:02:21] 回来吧

[00:02:22] 我知道

[00:02:23] 得练

[00:02:25] 石阡的人呢

[00:02:27] 开玩笑是开玩笑

[00:02:29] 有事儿说

[00:02:30] 有事儿

[00:02:31] 那真是认真对待

[00:02:33] 书说

[00:02:34] 简短诗签领令之后

[00:02:37] 下了水泊梁山

[00:02:39] 赶奔曾头市

[00:02:42] 当然呢

[00:02:42] 他得化妆改扮

[00:02:44] 改办成一个花儿乞丐的模样

[00:02:48] 手拿着打狗的早调

[00:02:50] 拎着黄瓷瓦罐

[00:02:52] 把那头发都整乱草一样

[00:02:56] 把那脸也抹的直邮

[00:02:58] 嘿

[00:02:59] 让一般的熟人认不出他来

[00:03:02] 贴了两块膏药

[00:03:03] 一缺一点

[00:03:05] 到了曾头市

[00:03:08] 那个流动人口也比较多呀

[00:03:10] 谁拿他注意

[00:03:13] 尤其那个年月

[00:03:14] 兵荒马乱

[00:03:15] 各地逃难的逃犯者络绎不绝

[00:03:21] 所以他加入花子

[00:03:22] 对了

[00:03:22] 谁也不注意

[00:03:25] 这时签很顺利的就进入到曾头市

[00:03:30] 这回他来时有事儿啊

[00:03:32] 眼睛看着心里画地图

[00:03:35] 他这一看

[00:03:36] D 曾头市

[00:03:38] 不亚于县城啊

[00:03:41] 南北一条主干大街

[00:03:44] 宽了一下

[00:03:45] 有六七张

[00:03:47] 全用青石的铺成

[00:03:50] 这趟大街贯穿曾头市

[00:03:53] 少说也得五里多地长

[00:03:56] 并排能走几辆大车

[00:03:59] 他再一看

[00:04:01] 曾头市东西两方面都是大山

[00:04:05] 山岭重叠

[00:04:06] 怪事横生

[00:04:07] 是古木狼林

[00:04:10] 这曾头市坐落在两山中间

[00:04:13] 一块平川之地

[00:04:16] 在看曾头市的外围

[00:04:19] 围着三圈土城

[00:04:22] 因为他不是县城

[00:04:24] 也不是周成

[00:04:26] 只能做土城

[00:04:28] 别看是土城干打垒

[00:04:31] 也有两三丈高啊

[00:04:33] 十分地兼顾

[00:04:35] 一共分东西南北四座门

[00:04:39] 主要的成本就是北门

[00:04:43] 戴迪楼的四角带折角喽

[00:04:47] 防守得相当严密

[00:04:51] 觉得一看这大白天

[00:04:53] 巡逻D 装冰是陆续不断

[00:04:57] 土城上的也都站岗放哨

[00:05:00] 全市严阵以待

[00:05:03] 进了街里一看三街六市

[00:05:07] 买卖挺多

[00:05:08] 一家挨着一家

[00:05:10] 人是络绎不绝

[00:05:12] 牵着马的

[00:05:13] 牵着驴的

[00:05:15] 牵着骆驼的来来往往

[00:05:17] 人声嘈杂

[00:05:19] 那饭馆子有100多处居多

[00:05:23] 石阡心说

[00:05:25] 这么大个曾头市

[00:05:28] 人口不但是多

[00:05:30] 而且防守得十分严密

[00:05:33] 要把这块骨头给啃下来

[00:05:35] 相当不易啊

[00:05:38] 我最好画一张图

[00:05:40] 把这四支哪儿吞兵

[00:05:43] 哪是要害

[00:05:45] 我最好全画下来

[00:05:47] 我哥哥一目了然

[00:05:49] 再打起来

[00:05:50] 省事儿就多了

[00:05:52] 可这么大个曾头市

[00:05:54] 没有三五天的功夫

[00:05:56] 这图画不出来

[00:05:58] 耐心等着吧

[00:06:00] 在曾头市还消极

[00:06:03] 晚上禁止行人上街

[00:06:06] 而且查的还非常严实钱

[00:06:09] 不敢在市里头呆着

[00:06:11] 白天要饭转了一圈

[00:06:14] 晚上出了北门

[00:06:16] 离着曾头市八里地有个小村落

[00:06:21] 食前找个地方眯一下

[00:06:24] 就在一家财主家的门前

[00:06:27] 干脆就在这块儿过夜报明儿个白天再进曾头市继续打探

[00:06:35] 石阡也是累了

[00:06:37] 在人家门洞这块儿抱着夹子e Ren 迷迷糊糊的睡着了

[00:06:43] 也不知睡了多长时间

[00:06:46] 耳边有人呼唤

[00:06:49] 起来哎哟

[00:06:50] 我的妈呀

[00:06:50] 把石墙吓了一跳

[00:06:52] 揉眼睛一看

[00:06:53] 灯秋火把亮子油松

[00:06:57] 眼前站着四五十号

[00:07:00] 为首的有个大块头

[00:07:02] 真是上主天下

[00:07:04] 主地投死麦斗眼

[00:07:06] 似钢翎粗胳膊

[00:07:08] 大腿

[00:07:10] 要跟十圈一笔啊

[00:07:11] 把十铅笔没了

[00:07:13] 使劲儿一看这家伙长得方面大耳

[00:07:17] 眼珠子叽里咕噜直转

[00:07:19] 看年岁在30 往里吧

[00:07:22] 说话生死剧中

[00:07:25] 马上他知道是谁

[00:07:27] 性欲教育保四外号

[00:07:30] 人称险道神

[00:07:32] 是使文公手下一员大将内300匹好马就是经他手给结的

[00:07:39] 因为这些事

[00:07:40] 儿时前儿听段景住说

[00:07:43] 段景住栽跟头栽到他手下

[00:07:46] 使劲儿心意

[00:07:48] 陈新说倒霉

[00:07:49] 倒霉

[00:07:49] 真倒霉

[00:07:51] 怎么遇上他了

[00:07:53] 我哪儿露了马脚了

[00:07:54] 谁把我给逼出去了

[00:07:57] 他为什么要盘问我

[00:07:59] 哦

[00:08:01] 备不住

[00:08:01] 他夜间巡逻

[00:08:04] 发现我可疑

[00:08:06] 这才把我给叫醒

[00:08:08] 自己安慰自己

[00:08:10] 沉住气

[00:08:11] 沉住气

[00:08:12] 千万别惊慌

[00:08:14] 食前想的事儿

[00:08:16] 嘿嘿一笑

[00:08:17] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:08:19] 大爷

[00:08:19] 您叫我

[00:08:22] 郁保四圆睁二目打量多时

[00:08:26] 你哪儿的

[00:08:27] 你是哎

[00:08:28] 我是山东德州的

[00:08:32] 你跑到这儿干什么

[00:08:33] 哎

[00:08:34] 我这位大爷

[00:08:35] 您说错了

[00:08:36] 我是讨饭之人

[00:08:38] 我们德州去年遭了洪水了

[00:08:42] 我们是颗粒无收

[00:08:45] 您说这怎么办呢

[00:08:47] 没有办法

[00:08:48] 我们一家人分散了到4 Y 讨饭为生啊

[00:08:53] 我一个人溜达这儿来了

[00:08:56] 你没看吗

[00:08:56] 我这黄瓷瓦罐是装饭

[00:08:59] 我就是个要饭的人

[00:09:02] 等来年庄稼收成好了

[00:09:04] 谁还干这个呀

[00:09:07] 嘿嘿

[00:09:08] 是吗

[00:09:11] 我说你不是德州的

[00:09:13] 那您看我是

[00:09:15] 我看你像是水泊梁山的十钱一瓶脖子冒凉席

[00:09:21] 你开什么玩笑

[00:09:23] 那梁山在哪儿

[00:09:24] 我都不清楚

[00:09:26] 不清楚

[00:09:27] 如果我没猜错的话

[00:09:30] 你小子是不是梁山D 小贼鼓上蚤之谦

[00:09:36] 扒了你的皮

[00:09:37] 我认得你的骨头

[00:09:40] 把他拿下

[00:09:42] 哎

[00:09:42] 你说的什么玩意儿

[00:09:43] 谁支持钱我根本不认识

[00:09:46] 郁保四不理他了

[00:09:49] 过了几个大汉

[00:09:50] 把时间嗯翻在地

[00:09:52] 拿绳给勒上

[00:09:54] 像牵狗一样

[00:09:56] 牵着他进了曾头市

[00:10:00] 石阡一边走着一边盘算完了

[00:10:02] 彻底完玩到这俩眼一抹黑

[00:10:06] 谁也不认识

[00:10:06] 是准死无疑啊

[00:10:09] 怎么办

[00:10:10] 嗨

[00:10:11] 干脆你有千条妙计

[00:10:13] 我有一定之规

[00:10:15] 我死不认账

[00:10:17] 我看你能把我怎么地就杀了我

[00:10:20] 我也认了

[00:10:22] 他暗下决心

[00:10:24] 郁保四把它带回法华寺

[00:10:27] 闹了半天

[00:10:28] 这显得什么

[00:10:29] 办公就在这大庙里头

[00:10:31] 法华寺是他的根据地

[00:10:34] 抢了那300匹宝马

[00:10:36] 全在后院捐着

[00:10:39] 那个说郁保四怎么认得鼓上蚤时迁儿

[00:10:42] 他不认得

[00:10:44] 有人向他告的密

[00:10:46] 闹了半天

[00:10:47] 他手下有的庄客住在大名府

[00:10:51] 十七二攻打大名府之时

[00:10:54] 让那人发现过

[00:10:56] 十钱娶个小片儿刀

[00:10:58] 连喊在叫的那人牢记在心哦

[00:11:01] 这就是水泊梁山的小偷

[00:11:03] 鼓上蚤时迁

[00:11:06] 今天晚上巡逻下夜的就是郁保四

[00:11:10] 那个人也跟着郁保四

[00:11:13] 转悠到财主门前

[00:11:15] 拿登记照

[00:11:16] 那人发现呀

[00:11:19] 我预言

[00:11:20] 这小子不是要饭的

[00:11:23] 他颇像水泊梁山D 小贼叫十强

[00:11:27] 嗯

[00:11:28] 郁保四就提高了警惕

[00:11:31] 但那个主也叫不准

[00:11:34] 看着像

[00:11:35] 究竟是不是这玩意很难说

[00:11:38] 因为世界这么大

[00:11:40] 长得人类似的有的是

[00:11:43] 但不管怎么说

[00:11:45] 怀疑就把他抓住

[00:11:47] 郁保四的办公地点就在法华寺

[00:11:51] 因此

[00:11:51] 他回来之后洗把脸

[00:11:54] 把茶泡上

[00:11:55] 吩咐一声准备

[00:11:58] 准备什么呢

[00:11:59] 板子、棍子、绳子所的炭火盆都准备好了

[00:12:02] 他要过一趟

[00:12:04] 来啊

[00:12:06] 把把内内

[00:12:07] 鞋子给我带上

[00:12:09] 众人推推拥拥

[00:12:11] 把时迁给加上来

[00:12:13] 石阡假装装熊啊

[00:12:15] 扑通就跪下了啊

[00:12:17] 冤枉啊

[00:12:19] 我犯法的不做

[00:12:20] 犯呆着不吃

[00:12:22] 你们怎么这么对待我呀

[00:12:24] 看来这年头没好人的活路了

[00:12:27] 连个要饭的人都得挨整

[00:12:32] 郁保四捂着脸上下打量她

[00:12:35] 问举告的那个人

[00:12:38] 你看准了是他

[00:12:40] 对对

[00:12:42] 看着像

[00:12:44] 究竟是不是这您一打不就知道了

[00:12:48] 嗯

[00:12:50] 御宝摔

[00:12:51] 趴桌子一拍

[00:12:53] 玩下吧

[00:12:55] 你别狡辩了

[00:12:57] 曾头市之经高人

[00:13:00] 你认为你化妆成个乞丐就没人认出你来了

[00:13:04] 你错了泄底

[00:13:05] 就怕老乡

[00:13:07] 我们这有人认识你

[00:13:09] 你到底是不是实情

[00:13:11] 你说

[00:13:13] 史前一听

[00:13:14] 这小子说话含糊

[00:13:16] 她不敢叫准

[00:13:18] 我就是时迁

[00:13:19] 我就来个不承认

[00:13:21] 哎

[00:13:21] 你说那十千是谁呀

[00:13:23] 我我头回

[00:13:24] 听说我根本就不认识

[00:13:27] 那你叫什么名

[00:13:28] 我叫李三

[00:13:30] 李三小子

[00:13:33] 人是木雕

[00:13:34] 不打不招人是苦虫不打不成

[00:13:38] 要不叫你遭点罪受点苦

[00:13:41] 你哪能老老实实招供

[00:13:43] 把他吊在院里树上

[00:13:46] 一句话

[00:13:47] 把时间调到树上

[00:13:50] 掉他的人都乐心说

[00:13:52] 这位充其量也就70 斤沉

[00:13:55] 跟烧鸡一样

[00:13:56] 没费劲儿舟钓上了

[00:13:59] 四码到全体

[00:14:02] 这玉宝四用手指着石阡

[00:14:04] 你说实话

[00:14:05] 面米是个小偷a

[00:14:08] 你要说的实话

[00:14:09] 我好酒好肉

[00:14:11] 好菜好工具a

[00:14:13] 然后把你放出曾头市

[00:14:16] 你要不说实话

[00:14:18] 其实我把你打死

[00:14:20] 你叫我说什么呢

[00:14:22] 我什么都不知道

[00:14:23] 哈哈哈哈

[00:14:25] 来答

[00:14:27] 过来几个人

[00:14:29] 手中都拎着鞭子把水盆也锻炼了

[00:14:33] 把那鞭子沾上水之后

[00:14:35] 四个人

[00:14:36] 四个角边的旧轮胎

[00:14:39] 人怕人啪啪啪

[00:14:45] 那玩意儿真疼啊

[00:14:47] 之前哪遭过这罪

[00:14:50] 哎哟

[00:14:50] 跟那刀子扎心一样

[00:14:52] 他咬着牙鲆的

[00:14:53] 哎哟哎哟

[00:14:55] 冤呐

[00:14:56] 冤冤呐

[00:14:58] 打死人了

[00:14:59] 丢人了

[00:15:00] 哎哟

[00:15:04] 这玩意打起没完

[00:15:06] 来了时迁儿

[00:15:08] 就那一堆一块儿

[00:15:10] 这四个人抽她用不了一会儿就把他活活抽死

[00:15:15] 石阡主意真多呀

[00:15:17] 眼珠一转

[00:15:18] 有主意了

[00:15:19] 干脆我装死吧

[00:15:21] 舌尖一顶上牙堂

[00:15:23] 他会一手绝活

[00:15:26] 叫天花

[00:15:27] 宝盖闭气骨

[00:15:29] 你看他能耐不大

[00:15:31] 花活挺多

[00:15:33] 可以用成这种功夫

[00:15:34] 跟死人是一样啊

[00:15:39] 啪啪啪

[00:15:41] 他没声儿了

[00:15:42] 郁保四级白手

[00:15:43] 别打了

[00:15:43] 别打了

[00:15:45] 腆着大肚子来到树下

[00:15:47] 仰头看了看

[00:15:49] 死了

[00:15:51] 在看鼓上蚤时迁

[00:15:53] 脑袋大了

[00:15:55] 那脸儿焦黄郁保四

[00:15:57] 个儿大

[00:15:58] 胳膊也长

[00:15:59] 伸手一摸

[00:16:01] 石泉连气儿都没约

[00:16:04] 再一摸

[00:16:04] 心脏停止了跳动

[00:16:07] 他吗的

[00:16:09] 这么不经揍才几下

[00:16:12] 没气儿了

[00:16:14] 他转回身问那个举报的

[00:16:17] 你说了半天

[00:16:18] 你究竟认识不认识他到底是不是石清什么清

[00:16:24] 这我也叫不准

[00:16:28] 费了半天劲

[00:16:30] 这车何苦来呢

[00:16:31] 放下来

[00:16:33] 把石桥放下来

[00:16:35] 拿凉水一泼

[00:16:36] 没泼过来

[00:16:38] 在坡还没泼过来

[00:16:41] 郁保四仔细的看了看

[00:16:43] 嗯

[00:16:44] 没死定

[00:16:46] 怎么的

[00:16:47] 那鼻子里多少有一点儿劲儿

[00:16:49] 心脏吗

[00:16:50] 这会儿多多少少有点跳动

[00:16:54] 反正不死也够呛

[00:16:57] 什么也没问出来

[00:16:59] 白费劲了

[00:17:00] 来呀

[00:17:01] 把拉到后院

[00:17:03] 等他清醒过来

[00:17:04] 在严刑审讯室二

[00:17:08] 也没捆他列的

[00:17:10] 他跟拖死狗一样

[00:17:12] 拖到后面一个仓库

[00:17:13] 把它扔到里头

[00:17:16] 那首下人家以为这小子非死不可

[00:17:19] 这顿胖揍谁也受不了

[00:17:22] 夸把门关上

[00:17:24] 郁保四继续巡逻暂且不提

[00:17:27] 单说鼓上蚤时迁

[00:17:30] 用这种功夫避免多少辫子

[00:17:34] 等Y 头恢复了平静之后

[00:17:37] 这十千

[00:17:38] 这口气又缓过来了

[00:17:41] 原来他会运用这种功夫

[00:17:43] 嗯

[00:17:46] 哎哟哎哟

[00:17:47] 疼死我了

[00:17:49] 哎呀

[00:17:49] 一摸着鞭子

[00:17:50] 浙商

[00:17:51] 真跟尖刀扎新疆

[00:17:53] 疼痛难忍

[00:17:55] 疼得他直抖动

[00:17:57] 但头脑挺清醒

[00:17:59] 石阡一看也没捆我

[00:18:02] 你们不管我了

[00:18:03] 我走人吧我

[00:18:06] 回头一看

[00:18:07] 自己呢

[00:18:08] 破包儿

[00:18:08] 在这儿搁着呢

[00:18:09] 哎呀

[00:18:10] 用手一摸

[00:18:12] 那破包里的小片儿刀依然存在

[00:18:16] 石泉鑫说

[00:18:17] 幸亏他没搜查呀

[00:18:19] 要搜查出来

[00:18:20] 我这小片儿刀还是麻烦事儿

[00:18:23] 但他想走走不了

[00:18:26] 虽然没捆着他

[00:18:28] 门锁着讷

[00:18:29] 庙门挺厚

[00:18:31] 时间搬了半天也没搬动

[00:18:34] 而且受了鞭伤

[00:18:36] 疼痛难忍

[00:18:37] 他一使劲儿头上就冒汗

[00:18:40] 哎呀

[00:18:41] 这是钱

[00:18:41] 可真害怕了

[00:18:43] 这门要整不开

[00:18:44] 我出不去

[00:18:46] 这不等死

[00:18:47] 等什么呢

[00:18:48] 耶

[00:18:49] 他正着急呢

[00:18:51] 把门开了

[00:18:53] 直签儿吓了一跳

[00:18:54] 心说肯定又要审问我

[00:18:58] 他赶紧又使用天花宝盖闭气功躺地上

[00:19:04] 之后怎么回事儿

[00:19:06] 他不太清楚

[00:19:07] 就觉着两耳生风

[00:19:10] 一会儿升高

[00:19:11] 一会儿落地

[00:19:12] 一会儿升高

[00:19:13] 一会儿落地

[00:19:15] 17号新出

[00:19:15] 这怎么回事

[00:19:16] 我做梦啊

[00:19:18] 我这功夫白使了

[00:19:21] 好像有人夹着自己

[00:19:23] 谁呀

[00:19:25] 正在胡思乱想的时候

[00:19:28] 被轻轻放在地上

[00:19:31] 听见一个苍老的声音跟他说话

[00:19:35] 对

[00:19:36] 你小子模样不怎么地

[00:19:40] 还会天花宝盖闭气功呢

[00:19:44] 你啊

[00:19:45] 谁传给你的滚起来装蒜

[00:19:50] 哎

[00:19:52] 17 、er 一听

[00:19:54] 说话虽然尖刻

[00:19:56] 不像是敌人

[00:19:58] 他赶紧运气啊

[00:20:02] 缓过来

[00:20:03] 把眼睁开

[00:20:04] 一看在他对面

[00:20:06] 站着个小个的老头儿

[00:20:10] 比自己个儿还矮地块

[00:20:13] 多多少少有点儿端

[00:20:14] 肩膀公交深

[00:20:17] 两腿往外撇

[00:20:19] 是个罗圈腿儿

[00:20:21] 身上穿着一身粗布的衣服

[00:20:24] 腰里系根大夫

[00:20:26] 最显眼的细脖大脑袋

[00:20:30] 这脑袋大的都出号儿

[00:20:33] 时全是小脑袋

[00:20:35] 这主儿有的撒脑袋大

[00:20:38] 证明瓦亮的大脑门子

[00:20:41] 一吕山羊胡珊眼窝子一对黄

[00:20:45] 眼珠子叽里咕噜直转

[00:20:48] 背后斜背着一个包袱

[00:20:50] 鼓鼓囊囊

[00:20:51] 不知装的什么东西

[00:20:54] 石阡

[00:20:54] 你别看能耐不大

[00:20:56] 经验丰富

[00:20:58] 虽然是个黑天

[00:21:00] 他一打量面前这个老者就知道不是等闲之辈

[00:21:05] 哦

[00:21:06] 这什么地方树林儿

[00:21:09] 周围非常寂静

[00:21:11] 王文是这老头儿

[00:21:13] 从庙里把自己给救了

[00:21:16] 想到这十条咕噜声

[00:21:17] 站起来

[00:21:18] 义工扫地

[00:21:20] 老爷子

[00:21:22] 您是观音菩萨转世

[00:21:24] 投胎您大慈悲您了

[00:21:26] 功德无量您了

[00:21:28] 把我给小可

[00:21:29] 感恩非浅

[00:21:31] 老爷子请上受我一拜

[00:21:33] 我给你磕头类

[00:21:35] 蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦

[00:21:38] 这老头儿也不客气

[00:21:40] 就叫他科十全新说

[00:21:42] 你真行啊

[00:21:43] 心安理得

[00:21:44] A

[00:21:45] 磕了半天把脑门的柔柔站起来了

[00:21:48] 老爷子

[00:21:49] 请问尊姓大名

[00:21:52] 小子

[00:21:53] 少说废话

[00:21:55] 我问你究竟是什么人呢

[00:21:58] 你是真要饭的呢

[00:22:00] 你还真是时期

[00:22:01] Er 不要犯呗

[00:22:03] 我的确是山东德州讨饭的花儿乞丐

[00:22:08] 我他妈你小子

[00:22:09] 面对恩人

[00:22:10] 你还说谎话啊

[00:22:13] 你要是普通的花儿乞丐

[00:22:15] 我能救你

[00:22:16] 算啦

[00:22:17] 算老朽多此一举

[00:22:20] 我还把你拎回法华寺

[00:22:22] 哎

[00:22:22] 别介别介

[00:22:24] 老爷子开个玩笑

[00:22:26] 您要问我的真名实姓

[00:22:29] 小可的确是鼓上蚤时迁a

[00:22:33] 这不就得了

[00:22:35] 石阡啊

[00:22:37] 你有多大的胆子

[00:22:39] 你敢进龙潭虎穴

[00:22:43] 这曾头市还了得

[00:22:45] 敢比试

[00:22:46] 刀山油锅相思燕有你的命在

[00:22:51] 老爷子你说的一点儿不假

[00:22:53] 我这是上知下派迫不得已

[00:22:56] 我说奉令儿来不来能行吗

[00:22:59] 抗令不遵掉头之罪

[00:23:03] 哦

[00:23:04] 小子

[00:23:05] 叫你猜猜我老人家是谁