《龙虎风云会第308回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 徐良和曹元龙比武

[00:00:04] 虽然是自家人

[00:00:06] 也是当场不让步

[00:00:08] 举手不留情

[00:00:10] 谁愿意丢人

[00:00:13] 换句话说

[00:00:14] 放冠军不拿

[00:00:17] 谁愿意拿亚军呢

[00:00:19] 季军更谈不到了

[00:00:22] 所以

[00:00:23] 徐良也施展了决意

[00:00:25] 用八步赶蟾

[00:00:27] 头一招

[00:00:28] 铁拐李倒下偏僻

[00:00:32] 左脚好像登台的面门

[00:00:35] 实质上这是问腿

[00:00:37] 看你往哪边躲

[00:00:40] 哪一条盘着的腿才是真的

[00:00:44] 曹元龙还真不懂这招

[00:00:48] 往后的一闪

[00:00:49] 上当

[00:00:51] 在看徐良把双腿一闭

[00:00:54] 奔着他肩膀的就踹下来

[00:00:58] 那给登上不断几折呀

[00:01:01] 哎呀

[00:01:02] 不好

[00:01:03] 曹元龙暗中叫苦

[00:01:06] 这下实在躲不开啊

[00:01:08] 扑通往地上一躺

[00:01:10] 缓解他腿上的力量

[00:01:13] 哪知道徐良身子落下来了

[00:01:17] 咱且不说地球有没有吸引力

[00:01:20] 人有没有重量

[00:01:22] 都是以上是下压呢

[00:01:25] 身子能在半空中悬着

[00:01:28] 舅舅劲儿使劲儿双腿一分踹他的左右两类

[00:01:35] 你想大活人一百六七十斤再会武功

[00:01:39] 那样登上还好得了吗

[00:01:42] 哎呀

[00:01:43] 曹元龙一下子不好用

[00:01:45] 脚后跟一踹进地

[00:01:47] 身子使劲往那一串

[00:01:50] 就在这第一层皮

[00:01:51] 哼

[00:01:53] 出句有30 多元

[00:01:55] 老西儿双脚蹬空

[00:01:58] 落在地上

[00:02:00] 曹元龙以为这完事儿了

[00:02:02] 哪知没完呢吧

[00:02:04] 不敢产

[00:02:06] 这才四下

[00:02:08] 在开区

[00:02:09] 良因势利导

[00:02:12] 两腿一弯

[00:02:13] 就好像磕头跪拜似的

[00:02:16] 俩颗一概蒙扁

[00:02:18] 他的小肚子刷就到了

[00:02:22] 把曹元龙吓得魂儿都飞了

[00:02:26] 听说这要贵

[00:02:27] 上蹦就冒泡

[00:02:30] 把肠子都给挤出来

[00:02:33] 哎呀

[00:02:34] 又往上一串

[00:02:36] 徐良

[00:02:36] 磕膝盖边控

[00:02:39] 随着身子往前1 X

[00:02:42] 把俩胳膊肘儿探出来了

[00:02:45] 这俩胳膊肘儿扁他的左右锁舞

[00:02:50] 点上就说呀

[00:02:53] 徐良蒙外加一口

[00:02:56] 曹元龙一看不好

[00:02:58] 把眼一闭

[00:03:01] 丢人现眼骂

[00:03:04] 还落个残疾

[00:03:06] 可是徐良没往下砸

[00:03:10] 那怎么能忍心呢

[00:03:11] 又不是仇人

[00:03:13] 徐良把朝冷的就收住了

[00:03:16] 使那个燕子大转身

[00:03:18] 踹掉咯腾身站起

[00:03:22] 然后笑呵呵的把曹元龙从地上扶起来

[00:03:27] 师兄

[00:03:28] 承让小弟献丑了

[00:03:32] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:03:37] 曹元龙啊

[00:03:38] 落个脸红脖子粗

[00:03:41] 直喘粗气

[00:03:42] 站在那块儿不知如何是好了再开

[00:03:46] 徐良心满意足

[00:03:49] 说不骄傲

[00:03:51] 脸上透着骄傲

[00:03:53] 看了老师跟师叔一眼

[00:03:56] 洋洋得意

[00:03:58] 冲着古风深施一礼

[00:04:02] 墙壁瓦背下抄了都脱发

[00:04:09] 古风的脸更红了

[00:04:13] 脸蛋上肉绷绷

[00:04:15] 直绷古风

[00:04:17] 心说

[00:04:17] 元龙元龙

[00:04:19] 你真不给我争气

[00:04:22] 这多难看

[00:04:25] 哎呀

[00:04:25] 真没想到居然还有这两下子

[00:04:29] 老和尚有点挂不住了

[00:04:31] 沉着脸

[00:04:34] 徐良啊

[00:04:35] 你甭得意

[00:04:37] 你使的这招是不是叫八步赶铲呢

[00:04:42] 啊

[00:04:42] 正是黑

[00:04:44] 我问问你

[00:04:45] 你跟谁学的

[00:04:47] 谁教给你的

[00:04:50] JA 怎么

[00:04:51] 这还有什么隐瞒的吗

[00:04:55] 梅良祖也说

[00:04:56] 梁子告诉你

[00:04:58] 师伯跟谁学的啊是

[00:05:02] 不过传授我武艺D

[00:05:05] 这个容不希望我往外张扬

[00:05:09] 既然师伯和师傅忘到这儿了

[00:05:12] 我只好公开的讲了

[00:05:15] 是飞天魔女龙云凤容老剑客传授我的啊

[00:05:24] 古风俩眼睛瞪得溜圆呢

[00:05:27] 徐良啊

[00:05:30] 你跟龙云凤学这招邪门外道

[00:05:35] 这算什么工夫

[00:05:37] 嗯

[00:05:38] 这哪是上三门和少林正宗

[00:05:43] 那是魔山派的东西

[00:05:45] 魔山派递东西摆不到桌子面上

[00:05:50] 就是你侥幸赢了也不光彩

[00:05:54] 徐良再者

[00:05:56] 艺术荣军凤藏着心眼呢

[00:06:01] 他没把绝招全教给你

[00:06:03] 尽教给你一半

[00:06:06] 你可知八步赶铲地后半截是什么呢

[00:06:11] 这后半节叫阴阳三字脚

[00:06:16] 他教你了吗

[00:06:18] 这是曹元龙是个饭桶

[00:06:21] 他没躲开

[00:06:22] 没识破你的招

[00:06:24] 所以丢人现眼

[00:06:27] 这遇上高人呢

[00:06:28] 人家不这么躲

[00:06:31] 人家把你的招识破了

[00:06:32] 你怎么办

[00:06:35] 你还有回马枪

[00:06:37] 用阴阳三子脚取胜

[00:06:40] 可龙云凤藏心眼

[00:06:42] 没交给你

[00:06:44] 徐良往后这招

[00:06:47] 再也不要练了

[00:06:49] 叫人瞅着有点儿瞧不起你懂吗

[00:06:54] 徐良心中好笑

[00:06:57] 心说

[00:06:57] 大和尚你没词儿了

[00:07:00] 这怎么算邪门歪道

[00:07:03] 打仗是当场不让步

[00:07:05] 举手不留情

[00:07:06] 谁占上风

[00:07:08] 谁打胜仗

[00:07:09] 这是主要的

[00:07:12] 他也没骗人

[00:07:14] 他也没使用什么拳术

[00:07:16] 凭着真功夫迎人

[00:07:18] 怎么叫邪门歪道

[00:07:21] 但是

[00:07:21] 徐良不敢反唇相讥

[00:07:24] 不敢跟人家犟嘴

[00:07:27] 话刚说到这

[00:07:29] 墙上蹲个人

[00:07:31] 这人呢

[00:07:32] 抱着肩膀

[00:07:33] 搂着磕膝盖看了半天热闹

[00:07:36] 下面发生的一切看得真

[00:07:39] 而且真

[00:07:40] 徐良使用八步赶蝉取胜

[00:07:43] 这为了家好些没出声

[00:07:47] 等听完了五峰这套话

[00:07:49] 这主可不爱听

[00:07:51] 嗷一嗓子从墙上飘落院中

[00:07:56] 曾讲一句话

[00:07:58] 这主说话

[00:08:00] 我说秃驴啊

[00:08:02] 你说谁藏心眼呢

[00:08:05] 哎

[00:08:06] 你怎么看我藏心眼

[00:08:09] 你给我解释清楚

[00:08:11] 什么叫歪门邪道

[00:08:13] 怎么摩山派的功夫都不是张刀吗

[00:08:18] 我们这摆不到桌子面上

[00:08:20] 你就能摆到桌子面上骂

[00:08:23] 你跟我说说清楚啊

[00:08:26] 读佛

[00:08:28] 大和尚一愣

[00:08:30] 睁眼看谁呀

[00:08:33] 正是飞天魔女龙云风

[00:08:38] 在看龙老健康伞发披肩

[00:08:42] 那长头发

[00:08:44] 长可拖地

[00:08:46] 周身上下穿着大青头

[00:08:50] 又肥又大

[00:08:51] 脸是蜡渣渣

[00:08:53] 那么黄黄中还透着白眼眉

[00:08:57] 往下耷拉着一对三角眼

[00:09:00] 大鹰钩鼻子

[00:09:01] 淋胶嘴

[00:09:03] 你怎么看怎么是个吊死鬼啊

[00:09:08] 这样半夜走黑道

[00:09:09] 遇上非吓趴下不可

[00:09:12] 古风和尚做梦也没想到

[00:09:15] 龙云凤这时候来了

[00:09:18] 这舌头有点发短

[00:09:21] 这脸呐

[00:09:22] 当时都紫了都

[00:09:25] 尴尬吧嘴说不出话了

[00:09:31] 只玩这个劲

[00:09:33] 梅良祖

[00:09:34] 谷云飞遗憾坏了

[00:09:37] 卢云凤半生

[00:09:40] 真要挑了笔标注就没完了

[00:09:44] 这个男士包怎么这时候呢

[00:09:48] 赶紧起身行礼

[00:09:50] A rong Rao 剑客

[00:09:52] 哪阵香风把你刮到这儿来了

[00:09:55] 荣饶剑客赶紧请坐

[00:09:58] 请坐

[00:09:59] 不必啦

[00:10:01] 徐良

[00:10:01] 你过来

[00:10:03] 徐良一开始

[00:10:04] 龙云凤打心眼往外

[00:10:07] 那么痛苦

[00:10:09] 赶紧双膝跪倒

[00:10:12] 老人家来了

[00:10:13] 晚辈迎接老人家

[00:10:18] 少耍嘴皮

[00:10:21] 我去量啊

[00:10:23] 刚才这秃驴说的话你都听见了

[00:10:26] 把地址全听见

[00:10:28] 他说的是人话吗

[00:10:31] 他说

[00:10:31] 我给你留心眼了

[00:10:33] 你承认不承认

[00:10:36] 你是实心实意地传授我本事

[00:10:39] 哎

[00:10:40] 这就对了

[00:10:42] 不错

[00:10:43] 是有后半截

[00:10:45] 内后半截的确叫阴阳三只脚

[00:10:49] 我认为的还没到时候

[00:10:53] 到时候你不用问我就交给你了

[00:10:57] 哎

[00:10:58] 这是你先18 不感慨

[00:11:01] 使得

[00:11:01] 不得理儿了

[00:11:03] 我再把绝活传授给你

[00:11:05] 绝不是像涂驴说的那样

[00:11:08] 师徒之间还耍心眼

[00:11:11] 看来这大和尚是挑拨离间

[00:11:13] 没安好心呢

[00:11:16] 行

[00:11:16] 刚才我看了

[00:11:18] 你使用这种绝活还不太熟练

[00:11:21] 往后还得认真地学

[00:11:23] 认真地练

[00:11:25] 我明白

[00:11:26] 闪推房

[00:11:27] 我先跟他算算账

[00:11:29] 秃驴

[00:11:30] 跟我说说清楚

[00:11:33] 五峰这会儿把心血平下去

[00:11:37] 脸也不那么紫

[00:11:40] 赶紧站起身来

[00:11:41] 双掌合十

[00:11:43] 阿弥陀佛

[00:11:46] 容貌健康

[00:11:48] 何必认真呢

[00:11:50] 赶紧请坐

[00:11:53] 咱慢慢的聊

[00:11:55] 不

[00:11:56] 我是急性子

[00:11:58] 我坐不住

[00:11:59] 你给我解释清楚

[00:12:00] 然后我再做怎么回事儿

[00:12:03] 没想到你是个出家人

[00:12:05] 你挑拨离间

[00:12:07] 手段毒辣

[00:12:09] 当着这么多人的面

[00:12:11] 怎么说我的坏话

[00:12:13] 我龙云凤是办一份吗

[00:12:16] 我承认有时糊涂

[00:12:18] 有时明白

[00:12:20] 现在我就是明白的时候

[00:12:23] 你说说怎么回事儿

[00:12:24] 哎

[00:12:25] 我弥陀佛

[00:12:28] 讨厌那玩意儿没有

[00:12:31] 表面上你是个出家人

[00:12:34] 是佛门弟子

[00:12:35] 实质你一肚子花火

[00:12:38] 哦

[00:12:38] 你徒弟丢人了

[00:12:40] 你觉得挂不住你找借口

[00:12:43] 你拿屎盆子往我脑袋上扣

[00:12:46] 我告诉你我卢云凤不是饶人的

[00:12:49] 今天说清楚了

[00:12:51] 让我服了还罢了

[00:12:53] 说不清楚

[00:12:54] 我要不服劲儿

[00:12:56] 我出去咱俩就分个高低上下

[00:13:02] 这吴云飞啊

[00:13:04] 每两组赶紧解劝荣小姐姐

[00:13:10] 自家人何必伤了和气

[00:13:13] 大和尚这么说

[00:13:15] 肯定有一定的道理

[00:13:17] 您学习这坐下听他说

[00:13:21] 如果说的您不顺耳

[00:13:23] 您再翻脸也不吃晚呢

[00:13:26] 你说是不是啊

[00:13:27] 错错错

[00:13:29] 几个红的龙云he

[00:13:31] 徐良也怕自家人伤了和气

[00:13:34] 徐良也劝啊

[00:13:36] 是否

[00:13:38] 你何必动怒

[00:13:40] 大和尚是跟我开玩笑

[00:13:43] 他是前辈

[00:13:44] 我是晚辈

[00:13:45] 这说的生意一点也算不了什么

[00:13:49] 你们之间多年的交情

[00:13:51] 不分彼此

[00:13:53] 你何必太认真

[00:13:56] 你当什么和事佬呢

[00:13:58] 懂得个屁

[00:14:00] 你给我推到旁边

[00:14:02] 今儿个他不给我个明确的答复

[00:14:05] 玩不了

[00:14:08] 大和尚没辙

[00:14:10] 吭哧瘪肚

[00:14:11] 想着点CIA

[00:14:14] 容貌健康

[00:14:16] 说话别太放肆

[00:14:19] 就是别太过分

[00:14:21] 我也这般年岁了

[00:14:23] 你嘴角不干净

[00:14:26] 伤人的心

[00:14:27] 刺人的er 啊

[00:14:30] 你说是不是少来这套

[00:14:33] 要想叫人说话顺你的心

[00:14:36] 不次你点儿

[00:14:37] 你得做出那种事儿

[00:14:40] 你这么做事情

[00:14:42] 那就是适得其反呢

[00:14:44] 你甭跟我扯闲片儿

[00:14:46] 说正经的

[00:14:47] 怎么回事儿

[00:14:48] 给我摆摆道理迷狂花

[00:14:54] 老剑客

[00:14:55] 你不要盛气凌人

[00:14:57] 逼人太甚

[00:14:59] 方才徐良说的不假

[00:15:02] 我无非是跟他半开玩笑

[00:15:06] 无意之中说出这几句话

[00:15:09] 老剑客何必认真呢

[00:15:11] 哎

[00:15:13] 我只能这么解释

[00:15:15] 我解释旁的你也听不进去

[00:15:18] 老师讲课你没留心眼

[00:15:21] 你干哈不

[00:15:22] 我想你赔礼了

[00:15:24] 不行

[00:15:26] 做这么糊了八涂的

[00:15:28] 这关你过不去

[00:15:30] 你必须说个清楚

[00:15:33] 荣昌

[00:15:35] 你别认为我古风是好欺负的

[00:15:38] 既然你不依不饶

[00:15:40] 我不解释你该怎样

[00:15:43] 哎呀哎

[00:15:45] 大伙儿听听完横店啊

[00:15:48] 没理啦

[00:15:50] 我偷鱼啊

[00:15:51] 旁人怕你

[00:15:53] 我不摆你

[00:15:55] 你别觉着你是少林僧

[00:15:58] 什么三当家的

[00:16:00] 你有俩师兄

[00:16:02] 大师兄扭转乾坤

[00:16:04] 目览十方

[00:16:06] 欧阳中慧二师兄

[00:16:08] 铜金刚

[00:16:09] 铁罗汉

[00:16:10] 柏成大力佛

[00:16:11] 欧阳普忠

[00:16:12] 那顶个屁呀

[00:16:14] 你师兄是师兄

[00:16:16] 你是你呀

[00:16:18] 你要养着少林寺派别的力量

[00:16:22] 那没有用啊

[00:16:25] 是不是呢

[00:16:26] 我没拿少林寺当回事儿

[00:16:29] 什么五宗13 派头

[00:16:31] 把金交椅狗屁

[00:16:34] 在峨山派眼里看来

[00:16:37] 少林算个啥呀

[00:16:39] 你说我歪门邪道

[00:16:40] 我还说你歪门邪道不发

[00:16:44] 今天你解释不清楚

[00:16:47] 我就不离开龙泉寺

[00:16:51] 说到这儿

[00:16:52] 咱给介绍介绍

[00:16:54] 龙云风从哪冒出来的

[00:16:58] 原来柘荣云凤四海为家

[00:17:01] 疯疯癫癫

[00:17:03] 你这会儿看着在民权四

[00:17:06] 几天不见

[00:17:08] 还举在海东傲来国

[00:17:11] 在几天不见

[00:17:12] 或许出现在东京变量

[00:17:15] 再见不着他

[00:17:16] 或许就出现在云南嘎果

[00:17:20] 就这位

[00:17:20] 飘忽不定

[00:17:22] 神龙见首不见尾

[00:17:25] 这次

[00:17:27] 还真从磨山来

[00:17:30] 奉师之命

[00:17:32] 搞下巴骨

[00:17:34] 找了一个月也没找着

[00:17:37] 后来龙云凤听着信儿了

[00:17:40] 因为什么呢

[00:17:41] 九月初一三教评理大会

[00:17:45] 避免选在华山修罗刹

[00:17:50] 龙云凤一琢磨

[00:17:52] 干脆

[00:17:54] 我上三角塘

[00:17:56] 我参加这个大会

[00:17:58] 对不住下巴骨也参加这个大会

[00:18:01] 那不就遇上了吗

[00:18:04] 我何必这么辛苦东西头西一趟的找他呢

[00:18:08] 另外呢瓶小徐良

[00:18:11] 看看开封府的众人

[00:18:13] 哎

[00:18:13] 我到那也凑凑热闹

[00:18:15] 不给我请贴

[00:18:16] 我也去

[00:18:18] 他说抱着这个新来的

[00:18:21] 为什么到古刹龙泉寺呢

[00:18:24] 它跟古风和尚也有交情

[00:18:28] 但这个交情比较肤浅

[00:18:30] 见了面也开玩笑

[00:18:33] 过两天就分开了

[00:18:35] 这一分开

[00:18:36] 不定几年见不着面

[00:18:38] 今天特别想看望古风

[00:18:42] 因为古风出家在龙泉古刹

[00:18:45] 离着华山不远

[00:18:47] 还想摸摸你

[00:18:50] 可这位白天不串门儿

[00:18:52] 竟半夜串门

[00:18:53] 巧了

[00:18:54] 遇上这件事儿

[00:18:56] 这就是以往的经过

[00:18:58] 没想到一见面弄得不顺心

[00:19:01] 他能不翻

[00:19:03] 他这是要翻脸呢

[00:19:05] 还收不回来呢

[00:19:07] 九头牛也拉不住

[00:19:10] 今天大山不依不饶

[00:19:12] 嗷嗷直叫

[00:19:14] 古风和尚实在是被动

[00:19:17] 心里有点儿后悔

[00:19:19] 我

[00:19:20] 我怎么说出这么几句话

[00:19:22] 到了现在不能自圆其说呀

[00:19:25] 让这老疯婆子标注里了

[00:19:28] 只好变了脸

[00:19:30] 大和尚站起来

[00:19:32] 把绣面往上挽了一挽

[00:19:34] 龙云凤

[00:19:36] 如果你欺人太甚

[00:19:38] 休怪我不客气

[00:19:41] 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:19:43] 我没法剑客

[00:19:44] 吴老剑客

[00:19:45] 你们看见没

[00:19:46] 这和尚讲理不讲理

[00:19:49] 说不出理儿来就翻了脸了

[00:19:52] 还想伸手跟我比划比划

[00:19:55] 我告诉你

[00:19:56] 古风

[00:19:57] 你徒弟不是我徒弟的对手

[00:20:00] 你也不是我的对手

[00:20:02] 要伸手你是找丢人呢

[00:20:05] 我想问你

[00:20:06] 你真栽了跟头

[00:20:08] 你们少林派往哪摆

[00:20:11] 嗯

[00:20:12] 就看看谁是正宗谁是歪门邪道

[00:20:16] 今天我教训教训你

[00:20:19] 老价格

[00:20:20] 别别

[00:20:20] 最好别伸手

[00:20:21] 闪开

[00:20:23] 今天我就会会少林D 高人

[00:20:26] 我看他怎么样

[00:20:28] 还没等伸手呢

[00:20:30] 墙上跳下俩大和尚

[00:20:35] 这俩和尚双手合十

[00:20:38] 高诵佛号

[00:20:40] 阿弥陀佛

[00:20:43] 阿弥陀佛

[00:20:45] 唠健康唠间可息怒

[00:20:50] 平生到了阿谁

[00:20:56] 众人注目观瞧

[00:20:59] 来的这俩和尚

[00:21:00] 这个儿可够高的

[00:21:02] 一个比一个胖大

[00:21:05] 走在前面的图腾兽职业

[00:21:09] 身穿青袍

[00:21:11] 脖向下挂着诉诸

[00:21:14] 方面大耳

[00:21:16] 直连大气

[00:21:17] 九转狮子朱砂梅一对大冒险

[00:21:22] 趴鼻子鲶鱼嘴

[00:21:24] 大耳垂肩

[00:21:26] 满脸都是瘦干

[00:21:30] 但是五官中o

[00:21:33] 一身D 严肃

[00:21:35] 后面这组稍微比他高的那么一点

[00:21:38] 也是大脸蛋子

[00:21:41] 眼镜别忘戴帽子上

[00:21:44] 周身上下

[00:21:45] 一身灰布

[00:21:46] 森姆

[00:21:48] 鞋子还挎个兜子

[00:21:50] 一看认出来了

[00:21:52] 来者非别

[00:21:54] 正是扭转乾坤

[00:21:56] 目览十方欧阳中慧

[00:21:59] 后边儿高点儿的就是铜金刚

[00:22:02] 铁罗汉磨成大力佛欧阳途中

[00:22:08] 来

[00:22:09] 他们二位赶到

[00:22:11] 都是少林的名声

[00:22:14] 古风罗汉一看

[00:22:16] 俩师兄来了

[00:22:18] 哎呀

[00:22:19] 心里甭提多痛快

[00:22:21] 赶紧抢不起身过来

[00:22:24] 弥陀佛

[00:22:25] 二位师兄

[00:22:27] 你们怎么来

[00:22:30] 扭转乾坤

[00:22:32] 目览十方

[00:22:33] 欧阳中会把脸往下一沉

[00:22:36] 老三哪

[00:22:39] 你挺大年纪

[00:22:41] 怎么说话毫无分寸

[00:22:44] 嗯

[00:22:46] 我们已经来了多时

[00:22:48] 院里发生的事情看得清清楚楚

[00:22:53] 怪老剑客龙云风不怪人家

[00:22:57] 人家说的是句句在理呀

[00:23:02] 多老三呢

[00:23:03] 你还不向荣老剑客裴比等待何时

[00:23:09] 铜金刚铁罗汉磨成大意佛

[00:23:12] 欧阳普中也说话老三

[00:23:16] 大哥说得对

[00:23:18] 还不过去赔礼