《The Day My Pad Went Mad》歌词

[00:00:00] The Day My Pad Went Mad - John Cooper Clarke

[00:00:17] I'm ankle deep in human waste

[00:00:19] The toilet has been clogged

[00:00:21] Marrowbone jelly all over the place

[00:00:23] I don't even have a dog

[00:00:25] The man upstairs he grabs my arm

[00:00:27] Saying don't I know your dad

[00:00:29] All I could hear were the fire alarms

[00:00:31] The day my pad went mad

[00:00:33] All I could hear were the fire alarms

[00:00:36] The day my pad went mad

[00:00:41] The kitchen has been ransacked

[00:00:43] Ski trails in the hall

[00:00:45] A chicken has been dhansaked

[00:00:47] And thrown against the wall

[00:00:49] In walks this dumb waiter

[00:00:51] With a fountain pen and pad

[00:00:53] Saying how do you want this alligator

[00:00:55] The day my pad went mad

[00:00:57] Saying how do you want this alligator

[00:01:00] The day my pad went mad

[00:01:05] The hamster had been slaugtered

[00:01:07] The parrot bound and gagged

[00:01:09] The guard dog had been sorted out

[00:01:11] And absolutely shagged

[00:01:13] The goldfish drowned the cat was found

[00:01:15] Kicked around and stabbed

[00:01:17] The radio did not make a sound

[00:01:19] The day my pad went mad

[00:01:21] The radio did not make a sound

[00:01:24] The day my pad went mad

[00:01:45] The pop-up toaster refused to pop

[00:01:48] The chandelier was smashed

[00:01:49] The starter motor would not stop

[00:01:51] The tyres had been slashed

[00:01:54] There was no way out of there

[00:01:55] I was stuck with what I had

[00:01:58] Out of order beyond repair

[00:01:59] The day my pad went mad

[00:02:02] Out of order beyond repair

[00:02:05] The day my pad went mad

[00:02:10] Yesterday I had the place rewired

[00:02:11] And slung out all of my junk

[00:02:14] A tumble dryer and a two bar fire

[00:02:16] And a telephone now defunct

[00:02:18] I peeped through the venetian blinds

[00:02:19] And the rain fell down so sad

[00:02:22] On the broken home I left behind

[00:02:24] The day my pad went mad

[00:02:26] On the broken home I left behind

[00:02:29] The day my pad went mad