《栾蒲包与丰泽园089集》歌词

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[00:00:05] 栾蒲包啊

[00:00:07] 做梦也没想到

[00:00:10] 吴佩孚

[00:00:12] 到他家来了

[00:00:16] 那吴佩孚什么人

[00:00:19] 想当年

[00:00:20] 统率千军万马

[00:00:23] 叱咤风云

[00:00:26] 打多高的人物

[00:00:28] 栾蒲包算个鸡儿

[00:00:31] 充其量

[00:00:33] 是丰泽园饭馆的一个经理

[00:00:36] 那地位差的太多太多

[00:00:40] 虽然说过去见过面

[00:00:42] 也说过几句话

[00:00:45] 正经打交道的时候没有

[00:00:49] 因为人家太高大

[00:00:51] 自己太渺小

[00:00:54] 今儿个居然坐上汽车到他家来了

[00:00:58] 他心里头噔噔噔噔

[00:00:59] 跳成一个劲儿

[00:01:01] 听说这怎么回事儿这是

[00:01:04] 吴大帅找我啥事儿

[00:01:07] 尽管她现在不是大帅

[00:01:10] 瘦死的骆驼比牛大

[00:01:14] 哎呀

[00:01:15] 他有点儿紧张

[00:01:16] 赶紧过去行礼

[00:01:19] 大帅

[00:01:21] 您挺好的

[00:01:24] 我是老百姓啦

[00:01:26] 跟你一样

[00:01:27] 你怎么还这么称呼大帅

[00:01:31] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:01:34] 到家里吧

[00:01:36] 小妹啊

[00:01:37] 给奶奶报个信儿

[00:01:38] 把屋收拾收拾

[00:01:40] 就说贵客临门

[00:01:43] 哎

[00:01:44] 小丫头懂事儿跑进去

[00:01:47] 吴佩孚告诉司机

[00:01:51] 把车子开得远点

[00:01:52] 听我的信儿

[00:01:54] 如果我最近不回去

[00:01:57] 就到这儿来找我

[00:01:59] 此事绝对保密

[00:02:02] 我明白

[00:02:03] B b er

[00:02:07] 车子开走

[00:02:10] 栾蒲包就把吴佩孚杰在家里头

[00:02:14] 让进客厅

[00:02:16] 吴佩孚很自然

[00:02:18] 进屋看了看哦

[00:02:21] 蛮不错嘛

[00:02:23] 哎呀

[00:02:24] 四四方方的小院

[00:02:27] 栾经理啊

[00:02:29] 你算享了福了

[00:02:31] 托大帅的福

[00:02:32] 您坐坐坐坐

[00:02:34] 马上给您泡茶a

[00:02:37] 不必站着

[00:02:40] 今天老酒来

[00:02:42] 想跟你做一次长谈

[00:02:45] 你是忙人呢

[00:02:47] 有这时间

[00:02:49] 老人家

[00:02:50] 我现在正好没什么事儿

[00:02:53] 再者说您来陪您谈三天三夜

[00:02:58] 我也愿意

[00:02:59] 哈哈哈

[00:03:01] 好好啊

[00:03:03] 痛快痛快

[00:03:06] 人家这儿谈事儿

[00:03:08] 其他的人不能旁听

[00:03:11] 有教养的人都是这样

[00:03:13] 一看谈公事呢

[00:03:15] 马上闪开

[00:03:16] 你也在旁边

[00:03:19] 听着

[00:03:19] 你算个几儿啊

[00:03:21] 俩老太太把孩子领走了

[00:03:24] 屋里没人啦

[00:03:26] 栾蒲包才问

[00:03:28] 大帅

[00:03:30] 最近身体可好

[00:03:34] 什么事儿没有啊

[00:03:36] 仨饱一个倒

[00:03:39] 早中晚三餐无所事事

[00:03:43] 有什么好坏

[00:03:46] 您倒是清闲

[00:03:48] 那么敢问大帅

[00:03:51] 您到我家来

[00:03:54] 有什么事儿吗

[00:03:57] 哎呀

[00:03:59] 我说

[00:04:00] 栾经理啊

[00:04:01] 无事不登三宝殿

[00:04:04] 我有求于你

[00:04:08] 玩不玩一琢磨球啊

[00:04:11] 哎

[00:04:12] 这不笑话吗

[00:04:13] 人家那么大的人物啊

[00:04:15] 别看现在退出政坛

[00:04:19] 依然能够呼风唤雨

[00:04:22] 我是开饭馆的

[00:04:24] 有什么事儿能求到我的头上

[00:04:27] 但是说的明明白白的

[00:04:29] 好

[00:04:31] 大山

[00:04:31] 你说凡是我能办到的

[00:04:34] 我是捷心尽力给您帮忙

[00:04:38] 好

[00:04:41] 哎

[00:04:42] 怎么说呢

[00:04:44] 一言难尽哪

[00:04:46] 我怕那个大叔

[00:04:48] 嗯

[00:04:49] 老哥哥

[00:04:50] 我遇上难题了

[00:04:52] 哎

[00:04:52] 你可别这么说话

[00:04:54] 你折煞小人呢

[00:04:56] 你说吧

[00:04:57] 有什么事儿

[00:04:58] 您尽管都说出来

[00:05:01] 好

[00:05:02] 我知道你是个好人

[00:05:04] 虽然咱们见面不多

[00:05:07] 我一眼就看出你是个正人君子

[00:05:12] 栾经理

[00:05:13] 现在我遇上麻烦了

[00:05:15] 实不相瞒

[00:05:17] 我上你家来避难了

[00:05:20] 我打算在你家住上几天

[00:05:24] 把这场灾难躲过去

[00:05:28] 我在走

[00:05:29] 不知道你能不能帮我的忙

[00:05:33] 您住的我家啊

[00:05:36] 哎哟

[00:05:37] 我太欢迎啦

[00:05:39] 您不嫌脏不嫌窄

[00:05:43] 您愿意住多少天

[00:05:44] 您就住多少天

[00:05:46] 对面

[00:05:47] 放心

[00:05:48] 另外

[00:05:48] 大帅在我这儿住着

[00:05:50] 平安无事

[00:05:52] 谁也找不着你

[00:05:54] 找您的人怎么能想到您在我家呢

[00:05:58] 另外一不收房租

[00:06:00] 二不收变钱

[00:06:02] 还白管吃喝

[00:06:04] 你看好吗

[00:06:05] 哈哈哈哈

[00:06:08] 好

[00:06:10] 老朽领情啦

[00:06:13] 你不想知道

[00:06:14] 知道为什么我上你这避难

[00:06:18] 我不敢问

[00:06:20] 那我也得告诉你

[00:06:21] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:06:24] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:06:28] 那个说你白活什么呢

[00:06:29] 什么事儿

[00:06:31] 您得听我慢慢说

[00:06:34] 没事儿

[00:06:35] 就凭吴佩孚能到他家来吗

[00:06:39] 肯定有事儿

[00:06:40] 原来啊

[00:06:42] 吴佩孚

[00:06:43] 从四川白帝城

[00:06:46] 回到北平

[00:06:49] 有柱镜

[00:06:50] A 、什锦花园

[00:06:53] 咱们说过

[00:06:54] 那是张学良将军

[00:06:57] 给他安排

[00:06:58] 张学良将军角炸当年

[00:07:01] 直奉大战

[00:07:03] 我们拉过来冯玉祥

[00:07:05] 把吴佩孚操控

[00:07:07] 给造趴下

[00:07:09] 这个手段呢

[00:07:11] 不太光彩

[00:07:13] 有点内疚

[00:07:14] 所以呢

[00:07:16] A

[00:07:16] 见着吴佩孚之后说了几句道歉的话

[00:07:21] 把老钱被安排到这儿

[00:07:24] 而且张学良是百般关照

[00:07:28] 吴佩孚虽然宣布退出政坛

[00:07:32] 不问世事

[00:07:34] 我做个平民百姓

[00:07:36] 当您别忘了他是什么人物啊

[00:07:40] 有号召力啊

[00:07:42] 德高望重

[00:07:44] 他不想干

[00:07:45] 不行

[00:07:46] 树欲静

[00:07:48] 风不止

[00:07:51] 又到回到北平之后

[00:07:52] 往家里一待

[00:07:53] 待会啊一声

[00:07:56] 稳当不了这客人

[00:07:59] 一天事接踵而至

[00:08:01] 左一波又一波

[00:08:03] 左一波又一波

[00:08:05] 要是一般地看望

[00:08:06] 人情走动

[00:08:07] 这还好处

[00:08:09] 主要

[00:08:11] 不是军事就是政治

[00:08:14] 大部分人来都有目的

[00:08:17] 请吴佩孚出山

[00:08:20] 想把他接出来

[00:08:22] 您别在家呆着

[00:08:24] 干点儿大事儿

[00:08:27] 一律被吴佩孚给谢绝

[00:08:30] 无非不就是我老啦

[00:08:33] 我对这个角不感兴趣

[00:08:36] 我谢谢各位

[00:08:37] 我哪儿都不参加

[00:08:39] 我哪儿都不去

[00:08:41] 我宣布退出政坛了

[00:08:43] 我言行要一致

[00:08:46] 都给打死狗

[00:08:49] 但是说这话就是昨天晚上出了事儿

[00:08:53] 本来都要睡觉了

[00:08:55] 有人砸门

[00:08:57] 吴佩孚不知道怎么回事儿

[00:08:59] 先说

[00:08:59] 谁呀

[00:09:00] 这么晚了还来串门儿

[00:09:02] 让把门的把门开开一看

[00:09:06] 近来有20 多人

[00:09:09] 全是便装

[00:09:11] 抽着挂着盒子炮

[00:09:13] 一个个不大

[00:09:15] 三粗

[00:09:16] 到院之后夸夸

[00:09:19] 就站好了岗

[00:09:21] 密切监视着周围的动静

[00:09:25] 这玩意太吓人呐

[00:09:27] 韦少

[00:09:28] 那个矮胖子

[00:09:30] 嘿巴咝溜的

[00:09:32] 能有个四十五六岁吧

[00:09:35] 对多少有点连鬓胡子

[00:09:37] 穿着一身便装

[00:09:39] 他是头儿

[00:09:41] 迈步来到卧室

[00:09:44] 直接就来了

[00:09:45] 吴佩孚刚起来

[00:09:47] 他就进了屋了

[00:09:49] 一看见吴

[00:09:49] 佩服这位是倒身便拜

[00:09:53] 大帅

[00:09:55] 奔驰给你磕头了

[00:09:59] 来请请请

[00:10:01] 谁呀你

[00:10:03] 我把帽子摘了

[00:10:05] 您不认识我了

[00:10:08] 哎呀

[00:10:10] 白坚武

[00:10:12] 是啊

[00:10:14] 你看

[00:10:15] 你想起来了

[00:10:17] 你比过去可胖多了

[00:10:18] 试试大帅啊

[00:10:21] 言叶之坚前来讨扰

[00:10:24] 卑职深感不安

[00:10:27] 但是急事儿又不能不来

[00:10:30] 你先等等拿下来

[00:10:34] 手下的人拿这个方盒子撒把盖儿

[00:10:38] 打开一看

[00:10:40] 珠光宝气

[00:10:43] 什么东西最不值钱的是金条

[00:10:48] 一根挨着一根儿

[00:10:49] 内蒙明珠亮宝是翡翠钻石猫眼

[00:10:57] 就这一和您说得值多少钱

[00:11:01] 大帅

[00:11:02] 飞织

[00:11:03] 没什么可孝敬您的

[00:11:05] 这个请您笑纳

[00:11:08] 我知道您现在什么收入都没有

[00:11:11] 您不得花钱吗

[00:11:12] 哎

[00:11:13] 没钱

[00:11:16] 您恐怕没有来源

[00:11:18] 因此呢

[00:11:18] 我尽点儿孝心

[00:11:21] 吴佩孚那脸当时晨起看也没看

[00:11:25] 往这儿一坐

[00:11:26] 见我

[00:11:28] 什么意思

[00:11:30] 你先说明原因

[00:11:32] 这么贵重的礼物我可不敢收啊

[00:11:36] 大帅

[00:11:37] 谁跟谁

[00:11:38] 当初您指挥千军万马的时候

[00:11:42] 我在您手下做了一名总务处的处长

[00:11:47] 是您拎着我的耳朵把杯只提拔起来的

[00:11:52] 不有那么一句话

[00:11:53] 受人点水恩

[00:11:55] 须当涌泉报

[00:11:58] 何况你呢

[00:11:59] 对我天高地厚之恩

[00:12:01] 我孝敬孝敬

[00:12:04] 这

[00:12:04] 这也不算是例外吧

[00:12:07] 嗯

[00:12:08] 再说说什么目的光为这个

[00:12:14] 当然

[00:12:14] 无事不登三宝殿

[00:12:16] 非知有件事儿来求你

[00:12:19] 请大帅出山

[00:12:23] 这词儿都听惯了

[00:12:26] 都这词儿

[00:12:29] 请我出山干什么

[00:12:30] 哎呀

[00:12:32] 好机会呀

[00:12:33] 机会难得呀大帅

[00:12:37] 这次你要是点了头

[00:12:39] 您跟我出去

[00:12:41] 我让您坐上华北五省

[00:12:47] 无声的总统

[00:12:50] 我准备成立个华北国

[00:12:53] 你要觉着总统这词儿不好

[00:12:56] 国王也行

[00:12:58] 你要觉得不满意

[00:13:00] 皇上也行

[00:13:02] 您随便挑啊

[00:13:04] 我是总司令

[00:13:06] 您是国王

[00:13:07] 或者是皇帝

[00:13:08] 或者是大总统

[00:13:10] 咱把华北五省抓到手里头

[00:13:14] 进而统一全中国

[00:13:18] 应该有多好

[00:13:20] 你何必在家待着呢a

[00:13:23] 这就是我来的目的

[00:13:27] 吴佩夫妻说

[00:13:28] 这小子野心可不小啊

[00:13:30] 看着样儿挺有来头

[00:13:32] 哦

[00:13:34] 街舞看那样儿

[00:13:36] 你了不起码

[00:13:39] 你怎么有这么个想法

[00:13:41] 手下有兵

[00:13:44] 当然有了

[00:13:45] 我手下有五六万人马

[00:13:49] 全都是精兵啊

[00:13:51] 另外装备精良

[00:13:55] 过山炮

[00:13:56] 排击炮

[00:13:58] 六零炮

[00:13:59] 应有尽有啊

[00:14:02] 您就放心就得

[00:14:05] 啊

[00:14:07] 我在问你

[00:14:08] 你这些东西从哪儿来的

[00:14:10] 怎么着目的是B

[00:14:13] 大帅

[00:14:14] 你领兵这么多年

[00:14:16] 你还用问吗

[00:14:17] A

[00:14:17] 有钱就有一切

[00:14:20] 有人给我出钱了

[00:14:22] 枪炮子弹均光寄养都有人

[00:14:27] 共计

[00:14:29] 能不能告诉我谁攻击你的

[00:14:33] 老帅

[00:14:34] 实不相瞒

[00:14:36] 日本人

[00:14:39] 东阳人

[00:14:41] 现在日本政府支持咱这么干

[00:14:44] 委任状都给了我了

[00:14:47] 日本说地清楚

[00:14:48] 只要你能把这个事情办成

[00:14:51] 能把华北五省统一了

[00:14:55] 还答应给我很多很多的钱呢

[00:14:59] 将来飞机

[00:15:01] 兵团什么都给咱

[00:15:03] 您说这不是好事儿吗

[00:15:05] 上哪找这好事去

[00:15:08] 哦

[00:15:09] 日本人教你怎么干

[00:15:11] 是啊

[00:15:12] 大帅你是不是挺高兴的

[00:15:15] 我呀

[00:15:16] 这真高兴啊

[00:15:20] 啊

[00:15:22] 这个嘴巴子给揍了

[00:15:25] 白天无

[00:15:26] 无论如何没想到

[00:15:27] 当时就懵了

[00:15:31] 到这边怎么着

[00:15:32] 滚

[00:15:34] 滚

[00:15:35] 快滚

[00:15:38] 闹了半天

[00:15:39] 你想拿我当汉奸

[00:15:42] 你知道我吴佩孚是什么人

[00:15:45] 我是中国人哎

[00:15:47] 我怎么能跟你同流合污

[00:15:51] 我怎么能跟日本鬼子游戏

[00:15:54] 日本人亡我之心不死

[00:15:57] 我恨到他们给我衮衮

[00:16:05] 拜见

[00:16:05] 我的脸都绿了

[00:16:07] 好

[00:16:08] 哈哈

[00:16:10] 大帅

[00:16:11] 算我没说

[00:16:14] 不过卑职

[00:16:16] 呃

[00:16:16] 奉告你一句话

[00:16:19] 迟早有一天你会后悔的啊

[00:16:22] 大帅

[00:16:23] 您别敢打了我了

[00:16:25] 您好好琢磨琢磨

[00:16:27] 是跟我出山还是在家里头眯着

[00:16:30] 恐怕您在家也迷不住

[00:16:33] 我还会来

[00:16:35] 我不怕你告密

[00:16:37] 27号那天我们就歧视

[00:16:42] 到时候卑职我来接你

[00:16:45] 说出来

[00:16:46] 扬长而去

[00:16:48] 这帮人都跟着走

[00:16:50] 哎哟

[00:16:51] 把舞美服务器坏了

[00:16:53] 嘿

[00:16:55] 这个没骨气的东西

[00:16:58] 居然想当汉奸

[00:17:00] 你把我看成什么人

[00:17:02] 一晚上没睡觉

[00:17:05] 早点七点没吃

[00:17:07] 吴佩孚一琢磨

[00:17:09] 不好

[00:17:10] 不好啊

[00:17:11] 当时

[00:17:13] 我是谢了四份

[00:17:14] 我是揍了他

[00:17:16] He 这小子说这话有目的的

[00:17:20] 27号还来啊

[00:17:23] 今年25

[00:17:26] 过两天还来

[00:17:28] 恐怕我家要出麻烦

[00:17:30] 怎么办

[00:17:32] 怕他们不是豁出这条命去了

[00:17:36] 但是他纠缠不清啊

[00:17:38] 吴佩孚是思前想后

[00:17:42] 突然想起栾蒲包来

[00:17:45] 其实那是个好人

[00:17:47] 我惹不起

[00:17:49] 我躲得起

[00:17:50] 不如找个地方我眯几天

[00:17:53] 你找我找不着

[00:17:55] 哎

[00:17:55] 这风浪也就过去了

[00:17:57] 就像白捡五这种人

[00:17:59] 兔子尾巴长不了瞎折腾

[00:18:03] 你想得美

[00:18:06] 就这样

[00:18:07] 收拾收拾东西

[00:18:09] 坐上汽车

[00:18:11] 在后门儿

[00:18:12] 出来是直接找了栾铺包

[00:18:16] 这就是以往地经过

[00:18:18] 那么吴佩孚

[00:18:20] 能躲得了吗