《栾蒲包与丰泽园022集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 书接上文

[00:00:04] 吴佩孚到新丰楼来找曹坤

[00:00:10] 刹那之间

[00:00:12] 杀气腾腾

[00:00:15] 这空气是骤然就紧张成

[00:00:19] 大有一触即发之势

[00:00:23] 把心封楼的老东家汪恩普吓得都拉了裤子

[00:00:29] 怎么办

[00:00:31] 他恳请栾蒲包扑面

[00:00:35] 能缓和这气氛

[00:00:38] 其实你想一想

[00:00:40] 栾蒲包充其量是个跑堂的

[00:00:45] 就是个新丰楼的钱塘业务经理

[00:00:49] 他跟曹锟、吴佩孚物

[00:00:53] 那怎么比

[00:00:55] 那差的都是层呢

[00:00:57] 它能缓和了气氛呢

[00:01:00] 但是官府就这么想的

[00:01:03] 觉着栾蒲包不简单

[00:01:05] 上一次张作霖来了

[00:01:07] 就是他缓和的气氛

[00:01:11] 把张作霖d Hu 帅哄了

[00:01:14] 那么这回呢

[00:01:15] 他肯定有把握

[00:01:18] 栾蒲包

[00:01:19] 没办法

[00:01:21] 心说话

[00:01:23] 是福不是祸

[00:01:25] 是祸躲不过

[00:01:27] 硬着头皮

[00:01:30] 以现察为明

[00:01:32] 来到这雅间儿密室的外头

[00:01:36] 端着茶盘

[00:01:38] 茶壶、茶碗都是新奇的龙井茶

[00:01:43] 栾蒲包的心脏噔噔噔噔也跳成一个

[00:01:48] 外边有牛高马大

[00:01:51] 内牛常胜牛副官在这儿站岗

[00:01:55] 双盒子炮

[00:01:57] 满脸横肉

[00:01:59] 这么来回溜达

[00:02:02] 嗯

[00:02:04] 你看

[00:02:06] 栾蒲包

[00:02:07] 端着茶盘过来吧

[00:02:10] 你干啥

[00:02:13] 副官大人

[00:02:15] 大总统大帅

[00:02:19] 谈了几个小时啦

[00:02:22] 我怕他们二位老人家口干舌燥

[00:02:25] 扯不

[00:02:27] 新奇蠡湖龙井茶给他们晕晕喉咙

[00:02:32] 我说副官大人

[00:02:33] 如果内茶要凉啦

[00:02:36] 两位人家要是一旦出了点儿

[00:02:39] 什么事儿不痛快

[00:02:41] 您和我是不是都得担责任啊

[00:02:45] 您看您给回禀一声

[00:02:48] 是不是我把茶送进去

[00:02:51] 你看栾蒲包真的会说话

[00:02:55] 好汉长的嘴上

[00:02:58] 好马出的腿上

[00:03:00] 这话一点都不假

[00:03:02] 有倒是有

[00:03:04] 刚得使刀刃儿上

[00:03:07] 关键的时候

[00:03:09] 才能显露才华

[00:03:12] 那么蓝泊湾进屋情况如何

[00:03:16] 气氛能否缓和

[00:03:19] 他怎么说呀

[00:03:21] 你先别着急

[00:03:24] 翻回头

[00:03:25] 咱还得说这吴佩孚和曹锟

[00:03:30] 这吴佩孚火冒三丈

[00:03:33] 怎么找的新丰楼的

[00:03:36] 无废富何许人也

[00:03:40] 其实根本套书没多大的关系

[00:03:44] 但咱们说到他头上

[00:03:46] 就得简单扼要的介绍介绍

[00:03:51] 吴佩服务

[00:03:52] 那也是北洋军阀的首领

[00:03:55] 了不起

[00:03:57] 他是山东蓬莱人

[00:04:00] 山东人

[00:04:01] 气儿挺粗

[00:04:03] 吴佩孚地家境也挺贫寒

[00:04:07] 哎

[00:04:07] 此人天资聪明

[00:04:10] 脑袋好使了

[00:04:12] 人长得也不错

[00:04:14] 你别看家里都比较穷

[00:04:17] 正因为他用功

[00:04:19] 刻苦学习

[00:04:21] 考秀才没费劲儿

[00:04:24] 到那把秀才就考上

[00:04:27] 但是吴佩孚呢

[00:04:28] 虽然是个文人

[00:04:30] 爱惜练武

[00:04:33] 队伍是非常感兴趣

[00:04:36] 在那动荡的年代啊

[00:04:38] 后来吴佩孚是逃避从容

[00:04:42] 弃文就服

[00:04:45] 当了兵

[00:04:47] 呃

[00:04:47] 他当兵啊

[00:04:49] 比较顺畅

[00:04:51] 不像有些人

[00:04:53] 那费九牛二虎的劲干了多少年

[00:04:57] 弄个小排长啊

[00:04:59] 吴佩孚可不行

[00:05:00] 得有学问

[00:05:01] 有文化

[00:05:03] 这人也聪明

[00:05:05] 没几天儿

[00:05:06] 当了个哨长

[00:05:08] 没几天

[00:05:09] 有高升的绍关

[00:05:12] 后来上级发现他是个材料

[00:05:16] 就送到开平武备学堂前去深造

[00:05:21] 毕业出来之后

[00:05:23] 炮兵团长

[00:05:25] 旅长

[00:05:26] 副师长

[00:05:28] 节节高升

[00:05:30] 后来一直掌握了兵权

[00:05:33] 做了两壶巡阅使

[00:05:37] 又当了山东、河南、直隶三省的副巡阅使

[00:05:44] 一直升到军长

[00:05:47] 所以提到吴佩孚是无人不知无人不晓

[00:05:52] 人们给他送了个绰号

[00:05:53] 叫吴小鬼儿

[00:05:56] 这是个贬义词

[00:05:58] 什么叫小鬼说他聪明

[00:06:01] 沾点就发

[00:06:03] 这人是亏

[00:06:05] 不吃是当不上

[00:06:07] 就这意思

[00:06:09] 后来他掌握了兵权了

[00:06:12] 所以关野生大了

[00:06:14] 事业有成了

[00:06:16] He j 曹锟

[00:06:18] 两个人合作了

[00:06:20] 总是曹锟市政的一把手

[00:06:23] 他是副手

[00:06:25] 但人们都知道

[00:06:26] 曹锟百嘛不是全靠着J 吴佩孚、吴小鬼儿

[00:06:32] 吴佩孚

[00:06:34] 从早儿就注意到枪杆子出政权

[00:06:38] 所以是牢牢握住军政大权

[00:06:42] 曹坤就是个摆设

[00:06:44] 什么事儿都听不佩服的

[00:06:48] 拿这次事儿来说

[00:06:50] 曹锟贿选总统

[00:06:53] 哪有这么干事儿

[00:06:54] 花钱买了个总统

[00:06:56] 令人不齿

[00:06:59] 举国哗然

[00:07:00] 一片骂声

[00:07:03] 给吴佩孚在洛阳

[00:07:05] 得知这信儿之后

[00:07:07] 吴佩孚气坏

[00:07:09] 心说曹锟的曹锟、曹三傻子

[00:07:15] 你真犯傻劲儿

[00:07:17] 你不骂又骂你

[00:07:20] 你这把椅子能坐稳当得了吗

[00:07:23] 你挨骂

[00:07:24] 我跟着也不光彩

[00:07:26] 咱俩铜与丰州啊

[00:07:29] 哎

[00:07:29] 你丢人呢

[00:07:30] 我也跟着现眼

[00:07:32] 咱俩是一条绳拴俩蚂蚱

[00:07:35] 飞不了

[00:07:35] 你蹦不了我

[00:07:37] 我也不能光埋怨你看哈哈笑

[00:07:42] 基于眼前的形势非常严峻

[00:07:46] 吴佩孚在洛阳呆不住了

[00:07:48] 这才起身到了北京

[00:07:51] 先到中南海

[00:07:52] 总统府

[00:07:54] 一咋地

[00:07:55] 曹锟没找着

[00:07:57] 总统哪去了

[00:07:58] 很多人不知道耶

[00:08:01] 总统怎么失踪了

[00:08:03] 怎么找不着点儿打听来打听去找了好几个地儿

[00:08:08] 最后有知情的人说

[00:08:11] 发出来

[00:08:12] 您甭找

[00:08:14] 他肯定

[00:08:16] 上了前门外

[00:08:17] 新丰楼饭馆儿了

[00:08:19] 新丰楼内

[00:08:20] 掌柜的叫王恩普

[00:08:22] 跟他不错

[00:08:24] 他有时候儿就化着妆上那儿去

[00:08:27] 哦

[00:08:28] 吃饭去了

[00:08:29] 那不知道您到那儿看看

[00:08:33] 就这样

[00:08:34] 吴佩孚又找到新丰楼

[00:08:36] 果然丰

[00:08:38] 给曹锟读在这儿

[00:08:41] 这就是他来的经过呀

[00:08:43] 那么他把其他的人都打发出去

[00:08:47] 屋里就剩下曹锟和吴佩孚

[00:08:49] 两个人自然是无话不谈

[00:08:53] 不佩服

[00:08:54] 山东人气儿粗

[00:08:56] 直肠子有什么说什么

[00:08:59] 俩人对面儿做好了

[00:09:01] 曹锟耷拉个脑袋

[00:09:04] 一语皆无

[00:09:07] 哎

[00:09:10] 哎

[00:09:12] 干嘛

[00:09:13] 一个是他觉着做这个总统窝囊

[00:09:16] 二一个怕吴佩孚

[00:09:19] 吴佩孚说教的下台

[00:09:22] 他就得下台

[00:09:24] 这有个管家在面前坐着

[00:09:26] 心里没底

[00:09:27] 不佩服看出

[00:09:31] 哎呀

[00:09:31] 老输啊

[00:09:34] 屋里没外人

[00:09:35] 就咱俩

[00:09:36] 我说的深

[00:09:37] 我说的浅

[00:09:38] 你可担待

[00:09:40] 子曰

[00:09:42] 咱谁跟谁呢

[00:09:44] 有啥说啥

[00:09:45] 说吧

[00:09:48] 我老帅

[00:09:49] 这回你觉得你做这个大总统光荣

[00:09:53] 哪有花钱竞选买总统

[00:09:57] 丢人现眼

[00:09:59] 我跟着你都颜面无光

[00:10:02] 你知道吗

[00:10:04] 不是说我埋怨你我妒忌你做了大总统了

[00:10:08] 我生气没那意思

[00:10:11] 你到外边儿听

[00:10:12] 一听你看一看

[00:10:13] 中外报纸头版头条

[00:10:17] 全刊登了这个消息

[00:10:19] 一片骂声

[00:10:22] 为国人所不齿

[00:10:26] 我老帅啊

[00:10:28] 你这椅子可坐不稳呢

[00:10:30] 不是我危言耸听

[00:10:33] 现在的形式你了解吗

[00:10:36] 嗯

[00:10:37] 张作霖已经出兵了

[00:10:40] 要报1922年失败之仇

[00:10:44] 据说这不帅

[00:10:46] 来者不善善者不来呀

[00:10:50] 纠集了凶兵几十万海陆空一块儿进宫

[00:10:56] 现在什么形势

[00:10:58] 南方的孙大炮

[00:10:59] 孙中山你知道

[00:11:01] 孙中山以大元帅的身份通遍全国

[00:11:07] 号召投曹

[00:11:11] 现在孙中山

[00:11:13] 已经派卢永祥、蒋介石组成什么北伐军

[00:11:20] 现在是

[00:11:22] 摩拳擦掌

[00:11:23] 等待市场

[00:11:25] 北伐军眼看就打来了

[00:11:29] 另外

[00:11:29] 其他的人都在旁边看哈哈笑

[00:11:33] 您还跑那新房喽嘞你干什么

[00:11:36] 你哪来那么大信心

[00:11:39] 我老帅

[00:11:40] 咱们两个人

[00:11:42] 那是形影不离

[00:11:45] 咱俩人福祸与共

[00:11:48] 这你是清楚

[00:11:49] 我不能看你的哈哈笑

[00:11:51] 我忒味道

[00:11:53] 这给你报个信儿

[00:11:54] 我希望你头脑清醒

[00:11:58] 老帅啊

[00:11:59] 我说这话

[00:12:01] 你以为如何啊

[00:12:04] 紫月

[00:12:05] 真的

[00:12:07] 形势就如此严峻

[00:12:10] 我还能跟你瞎掰吗

[00:12:13] 你打听打听去

[00:12:14] 是不是这么回事儿子曰

[00:12:17] 如之奈何如之奈何

[00:12:20] 那你怎么办呢

[00:12:22] 这事还得仰仗着你呀

[00:12:25] 咱也有兵

[00:12:26] 也有将那赶紧分兵派

[00:12:29] 将赶紧预离得

[00:12:31] 是啊

[00:12:32] 我找您就为这事儿来着

[00:12:35] 咱们还得回总统府马上召开紧急军事会议研究对策

[00:12:41] 这就叫未曾来水

[00:12:43] 先叠坝对

[00:12:45] 对对

[00:12:46] 对资源

[00:12:47] 我谢谢你

[00:12:48] 我谢谢

[00:12:50] 哎呀

[00:12:51] 你真是我的靠山

[00:12:53] 没有子玉

[00:12:55] 你我是一事无成

[00:12:57] 至于这总统呢

[00:12:58] 我也不爱干了

[00:13:00] 你说不光彩

[00:13:01] 我也觉察出来

[00:13:02] 但是怎么办

[00:13:04] 我还能无缘无故宣布退职吗

[00:13:06] 是不是呢

[00:13:07] 咱过去这个事儿

[00:13:09] 然后再商量

[00:13:11] 你看你愿意干

[00:13:12] 那你就做大总统

[00:13:15] 老帅

[00:13:16] 你说这话你是多余了

[00:13:18] 我绝无此心

[00:13:20] 我没有这个野心

[00:13:23] 正说到这儿

[00:13:24] 气氛缓和下来

[00:13:26] 曹锟一看

[00:13:28] 吴子玉没心把自己干趴下

[00:13:31] 口口声声跟自己合作

[00:13:34] 还向自己来报警

[00:13:36] 他心踏实多

[00:13:39] 这牛常胜牛副官从外头进来

[00:13:42] 爸爸

[00:13:44] 有人给大总统大帅见ta

[00:13:49] 吴佩孚摸了摸嗓子

[00:13:51] 有点干可

[00:13:53] 跟着曹锟吵吵半天啊

[00:13:56] 总结来吧

[00:13:58] 下来

[00:14:00] 栾蒲包一看

[00:14:02] 机会难得呀

[00:14:04] 别人到这门口都到不了

[00:14:06] 居然能叫我进屋

[00:14:08] 恭恭敬敬托着茶盘

[00:14:11] 低着头

[00:14:13] 来到多少钱呢

[00:14:14] 把东西归置归置

[00:14:16] 把茶碗儿给你发

[00:14:18] 亲手给曹锟、吴佩孚每人倒了杯茶

[00:14:23] 然后往后一退

[00:14:25] 满面陪笑

[00:14:29] 总统啊

[00:14:31] 大帅

[00:14:32] 请用茶吧

[00:14:33] 这是上好的龙井茶

[00:14:36] 能去火

[00:14:37] 第二位喝两杯非常有好处

[00:14:41] 请吧

[00:14:44] 曹锟呢

[00:14:45] 也是没词儿找词儿

[00:14:47] 刚才呢

[00:14:49] 一肚子都是火儿

[00:14:50] 现在这火消了一半

[00:14:52] 儿也想找个叉呢

[00:14:54] 缓和缓和气氛

[00:14:57] 看了看栾蒲包

[00:15:00] 哎

[00:15:00] 我

[00:15:01] 问你叫什么名儿来着

[00:15:04] 小人

[00:15:05] 我叫栾蒲包

[00:15:08] 这一说不要紧

[00:15:09] 吴佩孚也了

[00:15:13] 叫什么

[00:15:15] 栾蒲包叫什么名儿

[00:15:19] 怎么起了这么个名字

[00:15:21] 怪难听

[00:15:23] 嗯

[00:15:24] 帅

[00:15:25] 你想听不

[00:15:26] 你想听我多说两句

[00:15:29] 我就把我为什么叫栾蒲包

[00:15:32] 给您讲讲

[00:15:34] 嗯

[00:15:35] 说说看

[00:15:36] 怎么叫栾蒲包

[00:15:38] 你想包谁

[00:15:40] 眼霜涂完一看

[00:15:41] 给自己说话

[00:15:43] 余地给藏了

[00:15:46] 这叫打开话匣子

[00:15:48] 他是伶牙俐齿

[00:15:50] 比说书地都能白活

[00:15:52] 真能讲

[00:15:54] 一字一板

[00:15:56] 把自己想发财

[00:15:59] 如何半夜前儿睡不着如何赶奔陶然亭怎么先到那破窑怎么发现你野狗怎么害怕怎么回来有人扔了个铺包

[00:16:13] 他以为是金银财宝抱回来

[00:16:16] 打开一看

[00:16:17] 是个女孩儿

[00:16:18] 如何如何把这经过都讲

[00:16:22] 你还真别说

[00:16:24] 把曹锟、吴佩孚还真吸引住吴佩孚

[00:16:28] 听着吃皱眉

[00:16:32] 哦

[00:16:34] 就是这样叫的栾蒲包

[00:16:37] 另外我还有个名

[00:16:38] 我叫狗剩

[00:16:40] 啊

[00:16:41] 狗杀

[00:16:41] 怎么搞事儿

[00:16:43] 你要愿意听我再多说几句

[00:16:45] 这么这么这么回事儿

[00:16:48] 把小树的经过讲了一遍

[00:16:50] 你大花狗的事儿

[00:16:52] 又讲出来

[00:16:53] 等讲完了

[00:16:56] 吴佩孚常态

[00:16:59] 嗨

[00:17:02] 乱跑吧

[00:17:04] 我看这个名字太俗

[00:17:06] 你最好还叫学堂

[00:17:09] 这名儿很压抑

[00:17:12] 哎呀

[00:17:12] 难哪

[00:17:14] 人生一世

[00:17:15] 不那么容易

[00:17:17] 你跟我命运

[00:17:19] 大同小异

[00:17:22] 我很同情

[00:17:24] 哎

[00:17:25] 行啊

[00:17:26] 看来你是个有出息的孩子

[00:17:29] 前途肯定有为啊

[00:17:34] 总统

[00:17:34] 您说呢

[00:17:35] 呃呃呃

[00:17:36] 对对肯定有出息

[00:17:39] 有出息

[00:17:41] A Lu Bao

[00:17:42] 可能咋摔也呃

[00:17:45] 我这肚子有点儿发慌

[00:17:48] 给准备点儿吃的是

[00:17:51] 我们不包跑出来擦了擦汗

[00:17:54] 哎哟

[00:17:55] 我的妈呀

[00:17:56] 这两位杀人的祖宗

[00:17:59] 可高的镜子开的镜头

[00:18:01] 一溜烟儿到处罚

[00:18:04] 告诉徐勇海告诉陈焕章

[00:18:07] 我说大哥

[00:18:08] 六哥

[00:18:10] 准备准备

[00:18:11] 弦弦手头儿

[00:18:13] 据我所知

[00:18:14] 吴佩孚最爱吃的就是鲁菜的葱烧海参

[00:18:20] 好好坐一坐啊

[00:18:23] 让她高兴

[00:18:24] 另外多配点儿好菜

[00:18:26] 只要他们高了兴

[00:18:28] 咱们就能化险

[00:18:32] 唯一