《009童林传(300回)》歌词

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[00:00:01] 留须拍马的这些人正陪着雷同说话

[00:00:06] 这您这骨头怎么比钢铁还硬

[00:00:11] 您的肉呢

[00:00:13] 那也太结实

[00:00:15] 哈哈哈哈

[00:00:18] 各位你们不懂

[00:00:22] 那是气鼓

[00:00:25] 用这点儿气拖着我弟筋骨啊

[00:00:29] 能伤得了我吗啊

[00:00:32] 是啊

[00:00:34] 对气功有这么大的用

[00:00:37] 哎呀

[00:00:38] 那用场有电视啊

[00:00:42] 将来有了机会

[00:00:44] 我教给教给

[00:00:45] 你们好好

[00:00:46] 那太好了

[00:00:49] 快手呗

[00:00:52] 早啊

[00:00:54] 慌慌张张上了楼

[00:00:56] 一看

[00:00:57] 师傅在这儿坐着

[00:00:58] 鸟笼子在窗户上挂着呢

[00:01:02] 赶紧过来师傅

[00:01:06] 您别喝茶了

[00:01:07] 有事儿

[00:01:11] 累

[00:01:12] 充一听就赢了

[00:01:14] 看了看徒弟

[00:01:16] 气色不正

[00:01:18] 眼眶的发性

[00:01:21] 怎么了嗯啊

[00:01:25] 这没外人

[00:01:26] 究竟发生什么事儿了

[00:01:29] 师傅

[00:01:31] 今天我们师兄弟把场子打开

[00:01:35] 还没

[00:01:36] 等正式练的呢

[00:01:38] 来了个球帮的

[00:01:41] 求忙的

[00:01:44] 按照咱们武林的规矩呢

[00:01:47] 给他俩钱儿不就得了吗

[00:01:49] 是啊

[00:01:50] 我们吓死也不敢欺负外来人

[00:01:54] 何况一笔写不出俩武林了

[00:01:59] 是想给他俩钱儿

[00:02:01] 不过

[00:02:02] 他说的那话

[00:02:03] 太气人了

[00:02:05] 他说什么来着

[00:02:08] 师傅

[00:02:08] 你想啊

[00:02:10] 按照规矩

[00:02:11] 我们不得问问他是哪个门户的吗

[00:02:16] 但是我们这疑问的

[00:02:18] 你猜他怎么回答的

[00:02:20] 咱们说的

[00:02:22] 他说他没门

[00:02:24] 没户

[00:02:26] 他要别开天地

[00:02:29] 立心一家无

[00:02:32] 师傅

[00:02:33] 你说他这话说得多狂啊

[00:02:36] A

[00:02:37] 啊

[00:02:39] 哈哈哈

[00:02:42] 他是不是神经有病是我也这么想的

[00:02:47] 后来发现他说话干板多字

[00:02:49] 不像有病

[00:02:52] 是地地道道

[00:02:53] 一个农村的大老板庄园

[00:02:57] 看他很有来头

[00:03:00] 决不是来求帮的

[00:03:03] 肯定来搅咱们厂子的结果

[00:03:08] 结果我们都叫人家走了

[00:03:11] 啊

[00:03:13] 你们20 多个人

[00:03:17] 都走不了的

[00:03:18] 再来20 也得挨揍

[00:03:23] 它使那招我们都没看见过

[00:03:26] 这人绝对不是一般的人

[00:03:30] 没办法了

[00:03:31] 来请师傅回去看看

[00:03:35] 哎

[00:03:37] 你们那是没事儿净给我找事

[00:03:40] 2 H

[00:03:43] 我都没听说过这新词儿

[00:03:47] 他是个什么人

[00:03:49] 竟敢说这种大话

[00:03:53] 为使我建的那个高人多了

[00:03:56] 江南四大剑侠

[00:03:59] 江北四大剑侠

[00:04:02] 武林高手各门门

[00:04:04] 长个派的派股

[00:04:05] 我见过上百位

[00:04:08] 哪个敢说内心一加五一

[00:04:12] 嗯

[00:04:13] 他怎么能说出这种话

[00:04:15] 正常人能这么干吗

[00:04:17] 哎

[00:04:18] 还是你们言语梧州啊

[00:04:21] 哎

[00:04:23] 我回去看看吧

[00:04:26] 这雷春那

[00:04:28] 让旁人给他拿鸟笼子

[00:04:32] 把鞋蹬好了

[00:04:33] 把大便一甩

[00:04:35] 下了马就茶楼

[00:04:38] 喝水的这些苦

[00:04:40] 你就高兴地擦擦

[00:04:42] 看个热闹

[00:04:42] 看个热闹

[00:04:44] 雷老师亲自出马

[00:04:46] 今儿肯定有大热闹

[00:04:48] 啥咋

[00:04:50] 你看地方小

[00:04:52] 有点儿消息迅速传开

[00:04:56] 雷纯在前边走

[00:04:58] 后边光跟着看热闹的

[00:05:00] 越聚越多

[00:05:01] 就跟了好几百了

[00:05:05] 就这样到了关帝庙前头

[00:05:08] 在看关帝庙

[00:05:10] 蚬子骂人叫态度

[00:05:15] 本地人

[00:05:16] 听说来了个老感

[00:05:19] 要听厂子

[00:05:21] 要砸铁背龟雷出地饭碗

[00:05:24] 谁不想看个热闹

[00:05:28] 平安

[00:05:29] 今天还是个大集

[00:05:31] 故此这人是数以千亿

[00:05:36] 快手粥再投钱给开个道

[00:05:40] 相亲们闪一闪

[00:05:42] 各位戒具

[00:05:43] 棺椁师傅来了

[00:05:45] 各位激光激光嘞

[00:05:47] 师傅来了

[00:05:47] 闪

[00:05:50] 看来这个雷春人缘还不错

[00:05:55] 就这样来个李子

[00:05:58] 板凳已经挪开了

[00:06:00] 同林没走

[00:06:02] 还在里面站着呢

[00:06:04] 丛林战的难呢

[00:06:07] 累出这些

[00:06:08] 徒弟们七个不服

[00:06:10] 八个不忿站在北边

[00:06:13] 一看师傅累出来了哇

[00:06:16] 这巴掌可高了

[00:06:17] 井往上一闯

[00:06:20] 把雷锤祝师傅

[00:06:22] 师傅你可来了

[00:06:24] 师傅你可来了

[00:06:25] 哼

[00:06:26] 啥事儿

[00:06:28] 对

[00:06:31] 啊

[00:06:31] 没肉的东西

[00:06:34] 你瞅瞅你们一个个鼻青脸肿的损样

[00:06:38] 你个德行

[00:06:42] 平时叫你们下苦功

[00:06:45] 你们总认为自己行了

[00:06:49] 结果怎么样

[00:06:51] 强中自有强中手

[00:06:54] 能人背后有能人

[00:06:57] 吃了亏了

[00:06:58] 想起师傅来了

[00:07:02] 倒了霉了

[00:07:03] 知道武功练得不行

[00:07:06] 这就是吐你们一下

[00:07:09] 给你们一个深刻的教训

[00:07:12] 看你们往后才用功

[00:07:15] 不用功

[00:07:16] 多大

[00:07:19] 徒弟们规规矩矩往两旁一闪

[00:07:24] 快手粥

[00:07:26] 用手一指

[00:07:27] 师傅就是

[00:07:29] 它就那个

[00:07:32] 其实她不说

[00:07:34] 雷纯也看见了

[00:07:37] 一首在对面站着小伙子

[00:07:41] 上中等身材

[00:07:44] 宽宽的肩膀厚厚的胸膛

[00:07:49] 子微微

[00:07:50] 一张大脸

[00:07:52] 两到无为

[00:07:54] 哎呀

[00:07:55] 哎呀

[00:07:56] 肉乎乎的鼻子

[00:07:58] 厚嘴唇

[00:08:00] 两个大耳朵

[00:08:02] 长得肉

[00:08:02] 屋头胡老

[00:08:06] 大便在脖子上面盘着

[00:08:09] 身上穿着又肥又大

[00:08:12] 土黄不知大厦

[00:08:14] 一联系着带子

[00:08:17] 左半洁白骨头

[00:08:19] 扭下半截白布

[00:08:21] 高装袜子

[00:08:23] 蹬着一双劈死牛豆包大撒鞋

[00:08:29] 满脸的尘土的确是个庄稼汉

[00:08:36] 咱累

[00:08:36] 充可不白给他自己打量打量啊

[00:08:44] 他就发现对面的庄稼汉太阳穴鼓着

[00:08:48] 腮帮子鼓着

[00:08:51] 尤其两个太阳

[00:08:53] 却像小馒头相似

[00:08:56] 是耳目如鞭

[00:08:59] 你看啊

[00:09:01] 就知道图林不白给

[00:09:06] 就从这一点上说

[00:09:08] 他比徒弟们强得多得多

[00:09:13] 呢徒弟啊

[00:09:15] 光看外形

[00:09:17] 吵丛林

[00:09:18] 土头土脑跟庄家大老板子

[00:09:23] 雷出去往里看

[00:09:27] 首先

[00:09:27] 练武的人看太阳穴

[00:09:30] 看眼神

[00:09:33] 他家条件老感

[00:09:35] 二木不便是瞳孔放光

[00:09:43] 新说话

[00:09:44] 怪不得我徒弟们挨揍呢

[00:09:46] 能不挨揍吗

[00:09:48] 遇上高人了

[00:09:51] 这哪是求帮的

[00:09:53] 他有这么大能耐

[00:09:54] 能求帮吗

[00:09:57] 不定听了什么人的话

[00:10:00] 受了什么人的措施

[00:10:03] 今儿来找茬踢我的场子

[00:10:08] 那雷春呢

[00:10:09] 也想错了

[00:10:12] 七不知童林真正是求帮

[00:10:15] 这是一种误会

[00:10:19] 单纯雷村

[00:10:21] 空着同林一抱拳

[00:10:24] 常有

[00:10:26] 规定啊

[00:10:28] 同林站这儿等着呢

[00:10:30] 把人家人揍了

[00:10:32] 知道玩不了

[00:10:34] 同林心里十分懊恼啊

[00:10:37] 可后悔就甭提了

[00:10:40] 光听师傅们讲

[00:10:42] 一笔写不出俩武林来

[00:10:45] 如果有个马高凳短

[00:10:49] 你可以求帮

[00:10:51] 嫂子哪去

[00:10:53] 哪都有人帮忙

[00:10:56] 妈

[00:10:56] 日子有这么多罗烂

[00:11:00] 要知道

[00:11:00] 这样就不来了

[00:11:03] 但是走又走不了了

[00:11:05] 这叫骑虎难下之势

[00:11:09] 等着人家师傅来了

[00:11:10] 跟人家好好解释解释

[00:11:13] 同林没有旁的意思

[00:11:16] 她一看众星捧月100米

[00:11:20] 来了个大哥

[00:11:23] 这人在面前一站比自己能高个半脑袋

[00:11:28] 头大如斗

[00:11:30] 宽宽的肩膀

[00:11:32] 厚厚的腰身

[00:11:34] 这肚子还不小

[00:11:36] 长得有无畏雄一啊

[00:11:40] 看年纪在40 岁左右

[00:11:44] 廿四姜黄大三角眼

[00:11:48] 一部连鬓了腮的胡须

[00:11:53] 你说话声音洪亮

[00:11:57] 当人家问到自己头上了同林

[00:12:00] 赶紧孤身诗雨

[00:12:02] 规规矩矩啊

[00:12:06] 肖和姓童

[00:12:09] 单字零

[00:12:11] 自儿叫海川

[00:12:13] 我叫童林童海川

[00:12:19] 哦

[00:12:22] 雷春一想

[00:12:24] 没听说有这么一号

[00:12:27] 看着年纪

[00:12:29] 曲是新出马的

[00:12:33] A

[00:12:34] 晚上童师傅

[00:12:36] 我听我孩子们跟我说啊

[00:12:40] 您来求帮正式

[00:12:44] 如果我没说错的话

[00:12:47] 你是不是

[00:12:49] 姓雷雷

[00:12:51] 春雷老师啊

[00:12:53] 是我

[00:12:54] 哎呀雷师傅

[00:12:57] 您刚才问的一点儿都不假

[00:13:01] 红毛路过此地

[00:13:05] 温医时

[00:13:06] 不慎把腰中带着三岁铜钱们俩都丢了

[00:13:14] 欠了人家饭馆的面条炸

[00:13:17] 实在没办法

[00:13:19] 我厚着脸皮前来求帮

[00:13:23] 无奈

[00:13:25] 这些小弟兄们误会认为

[00:13:29] 我来找茬呢

[00:13:31] 就这样我们言语不合

[00:13:34] 当场动手

[00:13:36] 怪我失手把这些师兄们给伤着了

[00:13:40] 我是罪该万死

[00:13:43] 万望雷老师原谅才是

[00:13:49] 玫瑰厅

[00:13:51] 你看这人

[00:13:52] 长得土头土脑的

[00:13:54] 说话挺婉转

[00:13:57] 别挺客气

[00:13:59] A 馆旁边那

[00:14:01] 行行行内

[00:14:02] 片儿接过去

[00:14:05] 不

[00:14:05] 有那句话

[00:14:07] 不打

[00:14:08] 不相识

[00:14:10] 整算吧

[00:14:11] 两个山

[00:14:13] 不过我对你说这些话

[00:14:16] 有点儿怀疑

[00:14:18] 你确实是求帮

[00:14:21] 没有假的

[00:14:22] 的确是秋帮来的

[00:14:26] 好

[00:14:26] 那你打算要多少银子

[00:14:31] 所以说我不能张嘴

[00:14:33] 凭您赏姿

[00:14:35] 不过您放心

[00:14:37] 您借给我钱

[00:14:38] 我给您开一张收条

[00:14:41] 我回到家去

[00:14:43] 然后想办法筹措银两

[00:14:47] 加倍奉还

[00:14:49] 连丽钱我都给

[00:14:51] 哈哈哈哈

[00:14:56] 哎呀

[00:14:57] 童师傅

[00:14:58] 太客气了

[00:15:00] 那到用不着

[00:15:03] To 小莲子泼出去的水

[00:15:06] 我就没打算往回收

[00:15:10] 这样吧

[00:15:12] 给你二十两

[00:15:14] 够不够用

[00:15:16] 用不了十郎足以不

[00:15:20] 穷家富路

[00:15:23] 多给点

[00:15:25] 啊

[00:15:26] 呦

[00:15:36] 周三不知道老师什么用意

[00:15:39] 转身取严格性

[00:15:42] 嗯

[00:15:42] 时间不大

[00:15:44] 雪花白银二十两

[00:15:48] 给拿了

[00:15:49] 是吗

[00:15:51] 这是二十两纹银嗯

[00:15:55] 铁背龟雷春接到手中

[00:15:58] 掂量掂量往前一粒

[00:16:01] 涂老师

[00:16:03] 你收下吧

[00:16:04] 哎呀哎呀

[00:16:07] 同林真没想到刚才捅那么大娄子闹了一场大风波就这么结束了

[00:16:16] 你看你还是当师傅的

[00:16:18] 他明白事理

[00:16:21] 这人长得挺凶恶

[00:16:23] 做事挺爽快

[00:16:26] 心里十分受感动

[00:16:28] 同林深十余里雷师傅

[00:16:33] 我太谢谢您了

[00:16:35] 好吧

[00:16:36] 我就厚着脸皮把银子收下了

[00:16:39] 不过我说话算数

[00:16:41] 来日方长

[00:16:43] 我要加倍奉还

[00:16:47] 同林说着话

[00:16:49] 过来拿那银子

[00:16:51] 那手指头尖儿也摸着银子边儿了

[00:16:55] 雷纯把手又缩回去了

[00:16:57] 诶等等

[00:17:00] 把同学闹了个大红脸

[00:17:03] 你要把手缩回去了

[00:17:05] 林师傅呢

[00:17:10] 董老师

[00:17:12] 你别过意啊

[00:17:14] 这园子我肯定得给你

[00:17:18] 但有一事不明

[00:17:20] 当面领教

[00:17:23] 我听我徒弟们说啊

[00:17:26] 你没门

[00:17:27] 没户

[00:17:29] 你还说吗

[00:17:31] 药别开天地

[00:17:33] 内心一加五

[00:17:37] 这话是您说的

[00:17:40] 同理可倒霉了

[00:17:41] 不这话他犯病

[00:17:45] 谁都不爱听

[00:17:47] 但这话的确是自己说的

[00:17:50] 不能不承认

[00:17:52] 雷师傅这话的确是我说的

[00:17:58] 那么同时我就不明白呢

[00:18:02] 合着你没拜过师

[00:18:04] 没学过你

[00:18:06] 哎呀

[00:18:07] 嗯

[00:18:08] 没没有

[00:18:11] 从邻家的

[00:18:12] 违心地这么说

[00:18:14] 因为两位老师一再叮咛

[00:18:18] 告诉佟林

[00:18:19] 你就这么说

[00:18:21] 不许说你拜过师啊

[00:18:24] 不准暴露咱的秘密

[00:18:28] 农民只好按师傅教着的

[00:18:31] 那么对别人讲啊

[00:18:34] 雷春顿时呢

[00:18:35] 脸上现出了不悦

[00:18:38] 哈哈

[00:18:39] 我同师傅你是瞪眼胡说八道

[00:18:44] 你太骗人了

[00:18:48] 那么你没有拜师学艺

[00:18:50] 你这能量从哪来的

[00:18:55] 你跟谁学的

[00:18:57] 我我自己悟的

[00:19:01] 把自己悟的

[00:19:02] 可你真了不起

[00:19:05] 那怎么办

[00:19:07] 既然同时不想要

[00:19:09] 别开天地

[00:19:10] 另一家5 亿

[00:19:13] 换句话说

[00:19:15] 你要跳出五大派80 宫门力创呀

[00:19:20] 对不对

[00:19:22] A 是怎么回事好

[00:19:27] 你要敢说这样的大话

[00:19:29] 你不是一般的人

[00:19:32] 那么我雷春就想领教领教

[00:19:36] 我瞅瞅童师傅的手怎么样

[00:19:39] 您这功夫究竟达到一种什么境界

[00:19:44] 这就叫见高人

[00:19:46] 不能交臂失之啊

[00:19:49] 对不对呢

[00:19:50] 这个大好的机会我能错过吗

[00:19:54] 咱俩比划比划比划完了

[00:19:57] 这原则还是您的

[00:20:01] 说着话

[00:20:02] 雷冲把这二十两雪花纹银往桌上一放

[00:20:08] 转身就垮

[00:20:11] 把大褂就闪掉

[00:20:14] 脑瓜一咕噜把大便弹到头顶上

[00:20:18] 他徒弟拿过手绢了

[00:20:20] 把头包上

[00:20:22] 要不那大便扑扑楞楞的还是

[00:20:26] 然后雷纯把底边叶袖面

[00:20:31] 高览保护万套好了

[00:20:35] 涂老师

[00:20:37] 行吧

[00:20:38] 从林系数怎么样

[00:20:42] 我就琢磨着不能这么顺当

[00:20:45] 嗯

[00:20:46] 屏蔽其孤独

[00:20:48] 人家非要跟我比一比

[00:20:50] 这怎么办

[00:20:51] 自己是目的

[00:20:53] 嗯

[00:20:54] 米

[00:20:55] 看来今天离不开这个场子

[00:20:57] 他们也不能放我走

[00:21:00] 嗯

[00:21:01] 怎么个比法

[00:21:03] 当场不让步

[00:21:04] 举手不留情

[00:21:06] 我能挨打吗

[00:21:08] 我挨打是小事儿

[00:21:09] 给我俩老师丢人

[00:21:12] 相反的

[00:21:12] 我要把他给打了

[00:21:14] 那楼仔就更大了

[00:21:16] 我就更走不了了

[00:21:19] 同林真是左右为难呢

[00:21:23] 哎

[00:21:25] 怎么啦

[00:21:26] 同学干什么呢

[00:21:29] 练武的人还怕见意吗

[00:21:32] 你看看今儿来多少人看热闹

[00:21:35] 嗯

[00:21:36] 无论如何

[00:21:37] 你得赐招啊

[00:21:39] 我得开开眼呢

[00:21:41] 人们呢

[00:21:42] 都向着雷春那些流须拍马都起哄啊

[00:21:49] 哎

[00:21:50] 我那大老板居然大话你甩出来了

[00:21:55] 干脆你就露几手呗

[00:21:59] 有人就说他没经过

[00:22:02] 师傅大概经过他师娘交给他的在被窝学准嗯

[00:22:10] 这笑话太难听

[00:22:13] 同林脸一红

[00:22:15] 看样子不比不行了

[00:22:18] 同学没办法

[00:22:20] 往旁边一侧身

[00:22:22] 站到下垂手

[00:22:25] 把双阳往两旁一锤110 瓶

[00:22:31] 类社保

[00:22:33] 既然你非要我嫌丑

[00:22:36] 我也没办法

[00:22:38] 雷老师

[00:22:39] 那您就动手吧

[00:22:42] 那你量个门户吧

[00:22:44] 不明说我没门

[00:22:46] 没户的

[00:22:46] 我不会亮啊

[00:22:48] 我就在这站着就得了哦

[00:22:50] 这就叫亮门户了

[00:22:52] 好累

[00:22:53] 涂老师

[00:22:54] 对不起

[00:22:56] 我可要当面理想