《009童林传(300回)》歌词

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[00:00:01] 留须拍马的这些人正陪着雷同说话
[00:00:06] 这您这骨头怎么比钢铁还硬
[00:00:11] 您的肉呢
[00:00:13] 那也太结实
[00:00:15] 哈哈哈哈
[00:00:18] 各位你们不懂
[00:00:22] 那是气鼓
[00:00:25] 用这点儿气拖着我弟筋骨啊
[00:00:29] 能伤得了我吗啊
[00:00:32] 是啊
[00:00:34] 对气功有这么大的用
[00:00:37] 哎呀
[00:00:38] 那用场有电视啊
[00:00:42] 将来有了机会
[00:00:44] 我教给教给
[00:00:45] 你们好好
[00:00:46] 那太好了
[00:00:49] 快手呗
[00:00:52] 早啊
[00:00:54] 慌慌张张上了楼
[00:00:56] 一看
[00:00:57] 师傅在这儿坐着
[00:00:58] 鸟笼子在窗户上挂着呢
[00:01:02] 赶紧过来师傅
[00:01:06] 您别喝茶了
[00:01:07] 有事儿
[00:01:11] 累
[00:01:12] 充一听就赢了
[00:01:14] 看了看徒弟
[00:01:16] 气色不正
[00:01:18] 眼眶的发性
[00:01:21] 怎么了嗯啊
[00:01:25] 这没外人
[00:01:26] 究竟发生什么事儿了
[00:01:29] 师傅
[00:01:31] 今天我们师兄弟把场子打开
[00:01:35] 还没
[00:01:36] 等正式练的呢
[00:01:38] 来了个球帮的
[00:01:41] 求忙的
[00:01:44] 按照咱们武林的规矩呢
[00:01:47] 给他俩钱儿不就得了吗
[00:01:49] 是啊
[00:01:50] 我们吓死也不敢欺负外来人
[00:01:54] 何况一笔写不出俩武林了
[00:01:59] 是想给他俩钱儿
[00:02:01] 不过
[00:02:02] 他说的那话
[00:02:03] 太气人了
[00:02:05] 他说什么来着
[00:02:08] 师傅
[00:02:08] 你想啊
[00:02:10] 按照规矩
[00:02:11] 我们不得问问他是哪个门户的吗
[00:02:16] 但是我们这疑问的
[00:02:18] 你猜他怎么回答的
[00:02:20] 咱们说的
[00:02:22] 他说他没门
[00:02:24] 没户
[00:02:26] 他要别开天地
[00:02:29] 立心一家无
[00:02:32] 师傅
[00:02:33] 你说他这话说得多狂啊
[00:02:36] A
[00:02:37] 啊
[00:02:39] 哈哈哈
[00:02:42] 他是不是神经有病是我也这么想的
[00:02:47] 后来发现他说话干板多字
[00:02:49] 不像有病
[00:02:52] 是地地道道
[00:02:53] 一个农村的大老板庄园
[00:02:57] 看他很有来头
[00:03:00] 决不是来求帮的
[00:03:03] 肯定来搅咱们厂子的结果
[00:03:08] 结果我们都叫人家走了
[00:03:11] 啊
[00:03:13] 你们20 多个人
[00:03:17] 都走不了的
[00:03:18] 再来20 也得挨揍
[00:03:23] 它使那招我们都没看见过
[00:03:26] 这人绝对不是一般的人
[00:03:30] 没办法了
[00:03:31] 来请师傅回去看看
[00:03:35] 哎
[00:03:37] 你们那是没事儿净给我找事
[00:03:40] 2 H
[00:03:43] 我都没听说过这新词儿
[00:03:47] 他是个什么人
[00:03:49] 竟敢说这种大话
[00:03:53] 为使我建的那个高人多了
[00:03:56] 江南四大剑侠
[00:03:59] 江北四大剑侠
[00:04:02] 武林高手各门门
[00:04:04] 长个派的派股
[00:04:05] 我见过上百位
[00:04:08] 哪个敢说内心一加五一
[00:04:12] 嗯
[00:04:13] 他怎么能说出这种话
[00:04:15] 正常人能这么干吗
[00:04:17] 哎
[00:04:18] 还是你们言语梧州啊
[00:04:21] 哎
[00:04:23] 我回去看看吧
[00:04:26] 这雷春那
[00:04:28] 让旁人给他拿鸟笼子
[00:04:32] 把鞋蹬好了
[00:04:33] 把大便一甩
[00:04:35] 下了马就茶楼
[00:04:38] 喝水的这些苦
[00:04:40] 你就高兴地擦擦
[00:04:42] 看个热闹
[00:04:42] 看个热闹
[00:04:44] 雷老师亲自出马
[00:04:46] 今儿肯定有大热闹
[00:04:48] 啥咋
[00:04:50] 你看地方小
[00:04:52] 有点儿消息迅速传开
[00:04:56] 雷纯在前边走
[00:04:58] 后边光跟着看热闹的
[00:05:00] 越聚越多
[00:05:01] 就跟了好几百了
[00:05:05] 就这样到了关帝庙前头
[00:05:08] 在看关帝庙
[00:05:10] 蚬子骂人叫态度
[00:05:15] 本地人
[00:05:16] 听说来了个老感
[00:05:19] 要听厂子
[00:05:21] 要砸铁背龟雷出地饭碗
[00:05:24] 谁不想看个热闹
[00:05:28] 平安
[00:05:29] 今天还是个大集
[00:05:31] 故此这人是数以千亿
[00:05:36] 快手粥再投钱给开个道
[00:05:40] 相亲们闪一闪
[00:05:42] 各位戒具
[00:05:43] 棺椁师傅来了
[00:05:45] 各位激光激光嘞
[00:05:47] 师傅来了
[00:05:47] 闪
[00:05:50] 看来这个雷春人缘还不错
[00:05:55] 就这样来个李子
[00:05:58] 板凳已经挪开了
[00:06:00] 同林没走
[00:06:02] 还在里面站着呢
[00:06:04] 丛林战的难呢
[00:06:07] 累出这些
[00:06:08] 徒弟们七个不服
[00:06:10] 八个不忿站在北边
[00:06:13] 一看师傅累出来了哇
[00:06:16] 这巴掌可高了
[00:06:17] 井往上一闯
[00:06:20] 把雷锤祝师傅
[00:06:22] 师傅你可来了
[00:06:24] 师傅你可来了
[00:06:25] 哼
[00:06:26] 啥事儿
[00:06:28] 对
[00:06:31] 啊
[00:06:31] 没肉的东西
[00:06:34] 你瞅瞅你们一个个鼻青脸肿的损样
[00:06:38] 你个德行
[00:06:42] 平时叫你们下苦功
[00:06:45] 你们总认为自己行了
[00:06:49] 结果怎么样
[00:06:51] 强中自有强中手
[00:06:54] 能人背后有能人
[00:06:57] 吃了亏了
[00:06:58] 想起师傅来了
[00:07:02] 倒了霉了
[00:07:03] 知道武功练得不行
[00:07:06] 这就是吐你们一下
[00:07:09] 给你们一个深刻的教训
[00:07:12] 看你们往后才用功
[00:07:15] 不用功
[00:07:16] 多大
[00:07:19] 徒弟们规规矩矩往两旁一闪
[00:07:24] 快手粥
[00:07:26] 用手一指
[00:07:27] 师傅就是
[00:07:29] 它就那个
[00:07:32] 其实她不说
[00:07:34] 雷纯也看见了
[00:07:37] 一首在对面站着小伙子
[00:07:41] 上中等身材
[00:07:44] 宽宽的肩膀厚厚的胸膛
[00:07:49] 子微微
[00:07:50] 一张大脸
[00:07:52] 两到无为
[00:07:54] 哎呀
[00:07:55] 哎呀
[00:07:56] 肉乎乎的鼻子
[00:07:58] 厚嘴唇
[00:08:00] 两个大耳朵
[00:08:02] 长得肉
[00:08:02] 屋头胡老
[00:08:06] 大便在脖子上面盘着
[00:08:09] 身上穿着又肥又大
[00:08:12] 土黄不知大厦
[00:08:14] 一联系着带子
[00:08:17] 左半洁白骨头
[00:08:19] 扭下半截白布
[00:08:21] 高装袜子
[00:08:23] 蹬着一双劈死牛豆包大撒鞋
[00:08:29] 满脸的尘土的确是个庄稼汉
[00:08:36] 咱累
[00:08:36] 充可不白给他自己打量打量啊
[00:08:44] 他就发现对面的庄稼汉太阳穴鼓着
[00:08:48] 腮帮子鼓着
[00:08:51] 尤其两个太阳
[00:08:53] 却像小馒头相似
[00:08:56] 是耳目如鞭
[00:08:59] 你看啊
[00:09:01] 就知道图林不白给
[00:09:06] 就从这一点上说
[00:09:08] 他比徒弟们强得多得多
[00:09:13] 呢徒弟啊
[00:09:15] 光看外形
[00:09:17] 吵丛林
[00:09:18] 土头土脑跟庄家大老板子
[00:09:23] 雷出去往里看
[00:09:27] 首先
[00:09:27] 练武的人看太阳穴
[00:09:30] 看眼神
[00:09:33] 他家条件老感
[00:09:35] 二木不便是瞳孔放光
[00:09:43] 新说话
[00:09:44] 怪不得我徒弟们挨揍呢
[00:09:46] 能不挨揍吗
[00:09:48] 遇上高人了
[00:09:51] 这哪是求帮的
[00:09:53] 他有这么大能耐
[00:09:54] 能求帮吗
[00:09:57] 不定听了什么人的话
[00:10:00] 受了什么人的措施
[00:10:03] 今儿来找茬踢我的场子
[00:10:08] 那雷春呢
[00:10:09] 也想错了
[00:10:12] 七不知童林真正是求帮
[00:10:15] 这是一种误会
[00:10:19] 单纯雷村
[00:10:21] 空着同林一抱拳
[00:10:24] 常有
[00:10:26] 规定啊
[00:10:28] 同林站这儿等着呢
[00:10:30] 把人家人揍了
[00:10:32] 知道玩不了
[00:10:34] 同林心里十分懊恼啊
[00:10:37] 可后悔就甭提了
[00:10:40] 光听师傅们讲
[00:10:42] 一笔写不出俩武林来
[00:10:45] 如果有个马高凳短
[00:10:49] 你可以求帮
[00:10:51] 嫂子哪去
[00:10:53] 哪都有人帮忙
[00:10:56] 妈
[00:10:56] 日子有这么多罗烂
[00:11:00] 要知道
[00:11:00] 这样就不来了
[00:11:03] 但是走又走不了了
[00:11:05] 这叫骑虎难下之势
[00:11:09] 等着人家师傅来了
[00:11:10] 跟人家好好解释解释
[00:11:13] 同林没有旁的意思
[00:11:16] 她一看众星捧月100米
[00:11:20] 来了个大哥
[00:11:23] 这人在面前一站比自己能高个半脑袋
[00:11:28] 头大如斗
[00:11:30] 宽宽的肩膀
[00:11:32] 厚厚的腰身
[00:11:34] 这肚子还不小
[00:11:36] 长得有无畏雄一啊
[00:11:40] 看年纪在40 岁左右
[00:11:44] 廿四姜黄大三角眼
[00:11:48] 一部连鬓了腮的胡须
[00:11:53] 你说话声音洪亮
[00:11:57] 当人家问到自己头上了同林
[00:12:00] 赶紧孤身诗雨
[00:12:02] 规规矩矩啊
[00:12:06] 肖和姓童
[00:12:09] 单字零
[00:12:11] 自儿叫海川
[00:12:13] 我叫童林童海川
[00:12:19] 哦
[00:12:22] 雷春一想
[00:12:24] 没听说有这么一号
[00:12:27] 看着年纪
[00:12:29] 曲是新出马的
[00:12:33] A
[00:12:34] 晚上童师傅
[00:12:36] 我听我孩子们跟我说啊
[00:12:40] 您来求帮正式
[00:12:44] 如果我没说错的话
[00:12:47] 你是不是
[00:12:49] 姓雷雷
[00:12:51] 春雷老师啊
[00:12:53] 是我
[00:12:54] 哎呀雷师傅
[00:12:57] 您刚才问的一点儿都不假
[00:13:01] 红毛路过此地
[00:13:05] 温医时
[00:13:06] 不慎把腰中带着三岁铜钱们俩都丢了
[00:13:14] 欠了人家饭馆的面条炸
[00:13:17] 实在没办法
[00:13:19] 我厚着脸皮前来求帮
[00:13:23] 无奈
[00:13:25] 这些小弟兄们误会认为
[00:13:29] 我来找茬呢
[00:13:31] 就这样我们言语不合
[00:13:34] 当场动手
[00:13:36] 怪我失手把这些师兄们给伤着了
[00:13:40] 我是罪该万死
[00:13:43] 万望雷老师原谅才是
[00:13:49] 玫瑰厅
[00:13:51] 你看这人
[00:13:52] 长得土头土脑的
[00:13:54] 说话挺婉转
[00:13:57] 别挺客气
[00:13:59] A 馆旁边那
[00:14:01] 行行行内
[00:14:02] 片儿接过去
[00:14:05] 不
[00:14:05] 有那句话
[00:14:07] 不打
[00:14:08] 不相识
[00:14:10] 整算吧
[00:14:11] 两个山
[00:14:13] 不过我对你说这些话
[00:14:16] 有点儿怀疑
[00:14:18] 你确实是求帮
[00:14:21] 没有假的
[00:14:22] 的确是秋帮来的
[00:14:26] 好
[00:14:26] 那你打算要多少银子
[00:14:31] 所以说我不能张嘴
[00:14:33] 凭您赏姿
[00:14:35] 不过您放心
[00:14:37] 您借给我钱
[00:14:38] 我给您开一张收条
[00:14:41] 我回到家去
[00:14:43] 然后想办法筹措银两
[00:14:47] 加倍奉还
[00:14:49] 连丽钱我都给
[00:14:51] 哈哈哈哈
[00:14:56] 哎呀
[00:14:57] 童师傅
[00:14:58] 太客气了
[00:15:00] 那到用不着
[00:15:03] To 小莲子泼出去的水
[00:15:06] 我就没打算往回收
[00:15:10] 这样吧
[00:15:12] 给你二十两
[00:15:14] 够不够用
[00:15:16] 用不了十郎足以不
[00:15:20] 穷家富路
[00:15:23] 多给点
[00:15:25] 啊
[00:15:26] 呦
[00:15:36] 周三不知道老师什么用意
[00:15:39] 转身取严格性
[00:15:42] 嗯
[00:15:42] 时间不大
[00:15:44] 雪花白银二十两
[00:15:48] 给拿了
[00:15:49] 是吗
[00:15:51] 这是二十两纹银嗯
[00:15:55] 铁背龟雷春接到手中
[00:15:58] 掂量掂量往前一粒
[00:16:01] 涂老师
[00:16:03] 你收下吧
[00:16:04] 哎呀哎呀
[00:16:07] 同林真没想到刚才捅那么大娄子闹了一场大风波就这么结束了
[00:16:16] 你看你还是当师傅的
[00:16:18] 他明白事理
[00:16:21] 这人长得挺凶恶
[00:16:23] 做事挺爽快
[00:16:26] 心里十分受感动
[00:16:28] 同林深十余里雷师傅
[00:16:33] 我太谢谢您了
[00:16:35] 好吧
[00:16:36] 我就厚着脸皮把银子收下了
[00:16:39] 不过我说话算数
[00:16:41] 来日方长
[00:16:43] 我要加倍奉还
[00:16:47] 同林说着话
[00:16:49] 过来拿那银子
[00:16:51] 那手指头尖儿也摸着银子边儿了
[00:16:55] 雷纯把手又缩回去了
[00:16:57] 诶等等
[00:17:00] 把同学闹了个大红脸
[00:17:03] 你要把手缩回去了
[00:17:05] 林师傅呢
[00:17:10] 董老师
[00:17:12] 你别过意啊
[00:17:14] 这园子我肯定得给你
[00:17:18] 但有一事不明
[00:17:20] 当面领教
[00:17:23] 我听我徒弟们说啊
[00:17:26] 你没门
[00:17:27] 没户
[00:17:29] 你还说吗
[00:17:31] 药别开天地
[00:17:33] 内心一加五
[00:17:37] 这话是您说的
[00:17:40] 同理可倒霉了
[00:17:41] 不这话他犯病
[00:17:45] 谁都不爱听
[00:17:47] 但这话的确是自己说的
[00:17:50] 不能不承认
[00:17:52] 雷师傅这话的确是我说的
[00:17:58] 那么同时我就不明白呢
[00:18:02] 合着你没拜过师
[00:18:04] 没学过你
[00:18:06] 哎呀
[00:18:07] 嗯
[00:18:08] 没没有
[00:18:11] 从邻家的
[00:18:12] 违心地这么说
[00:18:14] 因为两位老师一再叮咛
[00:18:18] 告诉佟林
[00:18:19] 你就这么说
[00:18:21] 不许说你拜过师啊
[00:18:24] 不准暴露咱的秘密
[00:18:28] 农民只好按师傅教着的
[00:18:31] 那么对别人讲啊
[00:18:34] 雷春顿时呢
[00:18:35] 脸上现出了不悦
[00:18:38] 哈哈
[00:18:39] 我同师傅你是瞪眼胡说八道
[00:18:44] 你太骗人了
[00:18:48] 那么你没有拜师学艺
[00:18:50] 你这能量从哪来的
[00:18:55] 你跟谁学的
[00:18:57] 我我自己悟的
[00:19:01] 把自己悟的
[00:19:02] 可你真了不起
[00:19:05] 那怎么办
[00:19:07] 既然同时不想要
[00:19:09] 别开天地
[00:19:10] 另一家5 亿
[00:19:13] 换句话说
[00:19:15] 你要跳出五大派80 宫门力创呀
[00:19:20] 对不对
[00:19:22] A 是怎么回事好
[00:19:27] 你要敢说这样的大话
[00:19:29] 你不是一般的人
[00:19:32] 那么我雷春就想领教领教
[00:19:36] 我瞅瞅童师傅的手怎么样
[00:19:39] 您这功夫究竟达到一种什么境界
[00:19:44] 这就叫见高人
[00:19:46] 不能交臂失之啊
[00:19:49] 对不对呢
[00:19:50] 这个大好的机会我能错过吗
[00:19:54] 咱俩比划比划比划完了
[00:19:57] 这原则还是您的
[00:20:01] 说着话
[00:20:02] 雷冲把这二十两雪花纹银往桌上一放
[00:20:08] 转身就垮
[00:20:11] 把大褂就闪掉
[00:20:14] 脑瓜一咕噜把大便弹到头顶上
[00:20:18] 他徒弟拿过手绢了
[00:20:20] 把头包上
[00:20:22] 要不那大便扑扑楞楞的还是
[00:20:26] 然后雷纯把底边叶袖面
[00:20:31] 高览保护万套好了
[00:20:35] 涂老师
[00:20:37] 行吧
[00:20:38] 从林系数怎么样
[00:20:42] 我就琢磨着不能这么顺当
[00:20:45] 嗯
[00:20:46] 屏蔽其孤独
[00:20:48] 人家非要跟我比一比
[00:20:50] 这怎么办
[00:20:51] 自己是目的
[00:20:53] 嗯
[00:20:54] 米
[00:20:55] 看来今天离不开这个场子
[00:20:57] 他们也不能放我走
[00:21:00] 嗯
[00:21:01] 怎么个比法
[00:21:03] 当场不让步
[00:21:04] 举手不留情
[00:21:06] 我能挨打吗
[00:21:08] 我挨打是小事儿
[00:21:09] 给我俩老师丢人
[00:21:12] 相反的
[00:21:12] 我要把他给打了
[00:21:14] 那楼仔就更大了
[00:21:16] 我就更走不了了
[00:21:19] 同林真是左右为难呢
[00:21:23] 哎
[00:21:25] 怎么啦
[00:21:26] 同学干什么呢
[00:21:29] 练武的人还怕见意吗
[00:21:32] 你看看今儿来多少人看热闹
[00:21:35] 嗯
[00:21:36] 无论如何
[00:21:37] 你得赐招啊
[00:21:39] 我得开开眼呢
[00:21:41] 人们呢
[00:21:42] 都向着雷春那些流须拍马都起哄啊
[00:21:49] 哎
[00:21:50] 我那大老板居然大话你甩出来了
[00:21:55] 干脆你就露几手呗
[00:21:59] 有人就说他没经过
[00:22:02] 师傅大概经过他师娘交给他的在被窝学准嗯
[00:22:10] 这笑话太难听
[00:22:13] 同林脸一红
[00:22:15] 看样子不比不行了
[00:22:18] 同学没办法
[00:22:20] 往旁边一侧身
[00:22:22] 站到下垂手
[00:22:25] 把双阳往两旁一锤110 瓶
[00:22:31] 类社保
[00:22:33] 既然你非要我嫌丑
[00:22:36] 我也没办法
[00:22:38] 雷老师
[00:22:39] 那您就动手吧
[00:22:42] 那你量个门户吧
[00:22:44] 不明说我没门
[00:22:46] 没户的
[00:22:46] 我不会亮啊
[00:22:48] 我就在这站着就得了哦
[00:22:50] 这就叫亮门户了
[00:22:52] 好累
[00:22:53] 涂老师
[00:22:54] 对不起
[00:22:56] 我可要当面理想
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