《水浒0041》歌词

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[00:00:01] 杨志吃了饭不给钱

[00:00:06] 还把小二给打了

[00:00:09] 这下搭篓子上了

[00:00:13] 人家饭馆的掌柜的不答应了

[00:00:18] 领着本村十好几个棒小伙子追上来了

[00:00:24] 这掌柜的也是个大块头啊

[00:00:26] 能有二百来斤

[00:00:28] 光着膀子露着护心毛

[00:00:32] 手里拎着一把煞线子大菜刀

[00:00:38] 像一头虎似的就撵上了杨志

[00:00:42] 啊 好小子

[00:00:45] 吃饭不给钱

[00:00:46] 还打了我们的人

[00:00:48] 甭问你绝不是个好东西

[00:00:51] 呀

[00:00:52] 你肯定是哪个山上的土匪

[00:00:55] 你招刀吧

[00:00:56] 你过来就是一菜刀

[00:01:01] 杨志往旁边一闪身

[00:01:03] 这人把刀一平

[00:01:05] 刃儿朝里背儿朝外

[00:01:07] 又是一刀

[00:01:10] 后来杨志才发现

[00:01:13] 这主儿武术还不错

[00:01:18] 不是瞎砍

[00:01:20] 把这把大刀舞动的如飞相似

[00:01:24] 杨志只好晃扑刀

[00:01:26] 是接驾相还

[00:01:31] 哎

[00:01:31] 打了三十多个回合

[00:01:34] 掌柜的不打了

[00:01:37] 虚晃一刀跳出圈儿外

[00:01:39] 等等

[00:01:42] 我这朋友

[00:01:45] 恕我冒昧

[00:01:48] 我怎么发现你这刀招儿非常眼熟呢

[00:01:54] 你是哪儿的

[00:01:56] 贵姓 高明啊

[00:01:59] 杨志一看人家挺有礼貌

[00:02:02] 也没法再打了

[00:02:05] 本来就事情来说

[00:02:07] 自己理亏呀

[00:02:10] 啊

[00:02:11] 杨志把招也收住了

[00:02:14] 朋友

[00:02:15] 在下姓杨

[00:02:17] 我叫杨志

[00:02:18] 人送绰号青面兽是也

[00:02:23] 你是谁

[00:02:25] 哎呀

[00:02:26] 杨志心说坏了

[00:02:29] 刚才没留神

[00:02:31] 怎么把真名儿说出来了

[00:02:33] 我现在是逃犯呢

[00:02:36] 应该隐姓埋名才是

[00:02:40] 但是话说出去收不回来了

[00:02:43] 只好硬着头皮承认

[00:02:46] 啊

[00:02:47] 在下是杨志

[00:02:50] 您就是想当初在经营殿帅府的杨志军

[00:02:57] 武侯杨令公的后人吧

[00:02:59] 啊 啊 对呀 呵

[00:03:04] 大水冲了龙王庙了

[00:03:08] 说着话

[00:03:08] 这人把大菜刀放下来

[00:03:11] 让人赶紧把长大的衣服取来

[00:03:16] 着装整齐

[00:03:17] 倒身便拜

[00:03:19] 呀

[00:03:20] 志军大人在上

[00:03:22] 小可这厢有礼

[00:03:23] 唉呀 不敢当

[00:03:25] 不敢当啊

[00:03:27] 请问掌柜尊姓大名啊

[00:03:29] 嘿

[00:03:30] 我有什么大名儿

[00:03:32] 我姓曹

[00:03:33] 我叫曹政

[00:03:35] 因为我杀羊宰牛手头非常利索

[00:03:40] 大伙儿给我送了个绰号叫操刀鬼呀

[00:03:45] 提我您不知道

[00:03:47] 我老师您可能有耳闻

[00:03:52] 那么请问贵恩师是哪位

[00:03:55] 就是八十万禁军的教头

[00:03:58] 豹子头林冲

[00:04:01] 哎呀呵

[00:04:04] 林武师是你的师傅啊

[00:04:07] 真就不是外人了

[00:04:12] 杨志敬

[00:04:12] 快快快

[00:04:13] 去请到饭馆吧

[00:04:14] 别打了

[00:04:14] 别打了

[00:04:15] 都自己人

[00:04:15] 自己人

[00:04:18] 哎呀

[00:04:18] 杨志啊弄个大红脸

[00:04:21] 把那小二啊拉住了

[00:04:24] 兄弟

[00:04:25] 实在对不起

[00:04:28] 你看

[00:04:28] 让我给你揍了个满脸话

[00:04:30] 这位还乐呢

[00:04:31] 没说的

[00:04:32] 没说的

[00:04:33] 一家人嘛

[00:04:34] 再者一说

[00:04:35] 不打不交嘛

[00:04:36] 不过呢

[00:04:37] 您 您这下够

[00:04:39] 够狠的

[00:04:40] 鼻梁骨好像没折了

[00:04:43] 惹的大伙都乐了

[00:04:45] 闹了半天

[00:04:46] 那女掌柜是操刀鬼曹政的老婆

[00:04:52] 挨打这小二是他小舅子

[00:04:55] 一家人没外卖

[00:04:58] 就这么回了饭馆儿了

[00:05:00] 曹政让家里头重新排摆酒宴

[00:05:05] 杨志说

[00:05:06] 我都吃的饱饱的

[00:05:07] 不不不

[00:05:08] 咱喝几盅

[00:05:10] 不在前屋

[00:05:12] 挪到后宅去了

[00:05:14] 关上门好讲话呀

[00:05:15] 曹政在问

[00:05:16] 我说杨志军

[00:05:19] 您怎么落到这步田地呀

[00:05:23] 怎么吃饭的钱都没有

[00:05:26] 唉

[00:05:27] 甭提了

[00:05:30] 即使一家人

[00:05:32] 我也不隐瞒哪

[00:05:33] 我摊了事儿了

[00:05:34] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:05:38] 曹政一听

[00:05:39] 把嘴张多大

[00:05:41] 呃

[00:05:43] 哎呀

[00:05:44] 这祸可不小啊

[00:05:46] 的确可不小啊

[00:05:49] 那么

[00:05:50] 治军大人欲下何往呢

[00:05:54] 没地方去

[00:05:56] 先前我想投梁山

[00:05:58] 但是又不好意思

[00:06:01] 现在死逼无奈

[00:06:03] 就得挺身走险了

[00:06:08] 我要找个落脚地

[00:06:10] 一天能混上两顿饭吃

[00:06:12] 我就求之不得

[00:06:15] 哎呀 我我我

[00:06:16] 我给您出个主意啊

[00:06:19] 这 这

[00:06:22] 唉

[00:06:23] 有了

[00:06:25] 志军大人

[00:06:28] 离我们这儿不远有一座二龙山

[00:06:33] 山上有个大庙

[00:06:35] 叫宝珠寺

[00:06:38] 现在和尚老道一个都没了

[00:06:42] 来个山大王

[00:06:44] 此人姓邓

[00:06:45] 叫邓龙啊

[00:06:47] 唉呦 邪乎

[00:06:49] 手下有三四百弟兄

[00:06:52] 把和尚老道撵跑了

[00:06:55] 他就占领了二龙山宝珠寺

[00:06:58] 打家劫舍什么都干哪

[00:07:02] 那座山太凶险了

[00:07:06] 一人把关万夫难入啊

[00:07:11] 我看干脆您上二龙山宝珠寺吧

[00:07:15] 倘若邓龙要能把您收留

[00:07:18] 凭您的能耐

[00:07:19] 你们俩占据二龙山不就妥了吗

[00:07:25] 哎呦

[00:07:26] 我不认得邓龙

[00:07:27] 还一回生两回熟啊

[00:07:30] 就凭您的大名

[00:07:32] 您到那儿自我介绍一下

[00:07:34] 他不得双手欢迎吗

[00:07:38] 呃

[00:07:39] 好吧

[00:07:41] 试试看

[00:07:42] 我这会儿呢

[00:07:43] 也是有病乱投医呀

[00:07:47] 当天杨志就住到曹政家了

[00:07:51] 哎

[00:07:51] 曹政交朋友的人

[00:07:54] 讲外面蛮热情

[00:07:58] 一直留他住了两天

[00:08:00] 最后杨志告辞

[00:08:03] 杨志说的清楚

[00:08:05] 官府要知道我在这儿

[00:08:08] 肯定得抓我

[00:08:10] 你不得受牵连吗

[00:08:12] 像我这种人

[00:08:13] 及早离开才是上策

[00:08:17] 拿着路费

[00:08:18] 铺刀

[00:08:19] 又在这儿更换的衣服

[00:08:22] 这才起身告辞

[00:08:25] 曹政给他送到村子口

[00:08:26] 告诉他顺着东北这条道儿简直往前走

[00:08:32] 到了双阳岔道儿奔西北

[00:08:35] 说的非常清楚

[00:08:38] 然后告诉杨志

[00:08:40] 如果邓龙收留您

[00:08:43] 当然最好

[00:08:44] 他要不收留您还回来

[00:08:48] 咱们另想办法

[00:08:49] 好吧

[00:08:51] 唉

[00:08:52] 杨志一拱手

[00:08:54] 两个人分别了

[00:08:56] 曹政回去不提

[00:08:58] 说杨志一边走一边心中想

[00:09:03] 怪不得都说车到山前必有路

[00:09:09] 那我就这么回事儿

[00:09:11] 遇上个好心的朋友曹政

[00:09:15] 现在又给我介绍到二龙山宝珠寺

[00:09:19] 但愿此行能够成功啊

[00:09:23] 要邓龙像曹政这样

[00:09:26] 肯定得把我收留

[00:09:27] 我什么也不怕了

[00:09:32] 走出去能有三十里地吧

[00:09:34] 有点累了

[00:09:36] 这会儿出了山岭就是山岭

[00:09:39] 出了树木就是树木

[00:09:41] 杨志新说找个地方歇歇

[00:09:44] 然后一口气儿就进了二龙山了

[00:09:48] 他就进了树林了

[00:09:50] 光顾往前走

[00:09:52] 没注意脚底下脚着肉乎乎的

[00:09:57] 叫他踩上了

[00:09:59] 吓得一跳

[00:10:00] 赶紧抬腿低头已经晚了

[00:10:04] 脚底下嗷了一嗓子

[00:10:06] 跟打尘雷相似

[00:10:09] 有一人哇哇爆叫

[00:10:11] 秋娘养的

[00:10:13] 你往哪踩

[00:10:16] 我肚子好悬没冒泡

[00:10:21] 杨志吃惊非小

[00:10:24] 电不定神

[00:10:25] 跳出圈儿外

[00:10:26] 回头一看

[00:10:28] 闹了半天

[00:10:28] 树林里头躺着个胖大的和尚

[00:10:33] 方才那一脚踩他肚子上了

[00:10:36] 怪不喧喧乎乎的呢

[00:10:39] 再看这大和尚啊

[00:10:41] 把僧衣全脱了

[00:10:43] 穿个大裤衩

[00:10:44] 仰面朝天在这儿躺着方便

[00:10:49] 连环铲

[00:10:50] 戒刀都在旁边放着

[00:10:52] 还有个沉甸甸的大包儿

[00:10:56] 等这些大和尚低了腰站起来

[00:10:58] 扬之一瞅

[00:10:59] 好嘛

[00:10:59] 跟一面墙相似

[00:11:03] 方面大耳

[00:11:04] 秃脑袋

[00:11:05] 圆下巴

[00:11:05] 肚子噔楞噔噔的

[00:11:08] 浑身全是刺绣的花纹儿

[00:11:11] 那胳膊跟小房顶差不多少

[00:11:15] 长的是浓眉大眼

[00:11:17] 阔口咧腮

[00:11:20] 杨志赶紧躬身施礼

[00:11:22] 唉呀 对不起

[00:11:24] 对不起

[00:11:26] 我走路荒速

[00:11:28] 为加留神

[00:11:29] 还望佛爷原谅

[00:11:32] 什么他妈佛爷不佛爷的

[00:11:34] 嗯

[00:11:36] 你踩我这脚能白踩吗

[00:11:40] 那您看我没注意怎么办呢

[00:11:42] 您说怎么解决呢

[00:11:45] 山家

[00:11:46] 我也踩你一脚

[00:11:49] 哪里走

[00:11:51] 和尚蹦起来照杨志就一脚

[00:11:55] 杨志往旁边一闪身

[00:11:57] 这脚没蹬上

[00:11:58] 杨志蹬到他身后一棵树上头了

[00:12:03] 那树也有对掐粗啊

[00:12:06] 就听见咔吧一声

[00:12:08] 把树蹬折

[00:12:12] 杨志一看

[00:12:14] 冒出一身冷汗来

[00:12:15] 心说好嘛

[00:12:18] 这和尚有多大劲儿

[00:12:21] 这要叫他给蹬上

[00:12:22] 我就得冒泡

[00:12:26] 突然他灵机一动

[00:12:28] 想起件事儿来

[00:12:30] 这大和尚莫非是他

[00:12:34] 杨志没动手

[00:12:36] 往后撤身

[00:12:37] 二次施礼

[00:12:40] 我说佛爷

[00:12:42] 你先别伸手

[00:12:44] 请问你法号怎么称呼

[00:12:49] 你问这干什么

[00:12:51] 我打听打听总不算坏事儿吧

[00:12:54] 嘿 那好吧

[00:12:56] 我告诉你

[00:12:58] 塞家鲁智深是也

[00:13:04] 花和尚

[00:13:06] 对 唉

[00:13:07] 你怎么知道的

[00:13:08] 哎呀

[00:13:09] 久闻大名轰雷贯耳啊

[00:13:13] 那你是谁呀

[00:13:15] 青面兽杨志是也

[00:13:19] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:13:20] 你怎么不早说呢

[00:13:21] 唉

[00:13:22] 可遇上熟人儿喽

[00:13:24] 四只大手握在一起

[00:13:29] 两人儿乐的是嘣嘣儿直蹦

[00:13:33] 就好像那小孩儿似的

[00:13:36] 乐罢多时

[00:13:37] 席地而坐

[00:13:39] 鲁智深说

[00:13:40] 你等等

[00:13:40] 我把衣服穿上

[00:13:43] 把僧衣穿好了坐下来

[00:13:48] 杨志就问

[00:13:50] 师兄

[00:13:52] 您这从哪儿来

[00:13:53] 唉呀 甭提了

[00:13:57] 既是自家弟兄

[00:14:00] 我也没什么瞒着你的了

[00:14:02] 想当初我三拳打死镇关西

[00:14:07] 谈了人命关系

[00:14:09] 这才逃门在外

[00:14:11] 把官儿也丢了

[00:14:14] 官府张贴榜文

[00:14:16] 四处通缉山崖

[00:14:18] 逼的我是走投无路

[00:14:21] 后来经朋友介绍

[00:14:23] 到了五台山文殊院

[00:14:26] 拜真长老为师

[00:14:28] 落发为僧

[00:14:30] 就变成了这副模样

[00:14:34] 也是因为我贪杯过甚

[00:14:37] 醉打山门

[00:14:39] 两次大闹文殊院

[00:14:42] 我师傅收留不得我了

[00:14:46] 才把我介绍到东京大相国寺看了菜园子

[00:14:54] 我在菜园子才结识了当今的好汉

[00:14:58] 八十万禁军教头豹子头林冲

[00:15:02] 我二人冲北磕头八拜结交

[00:15:05] 结成生死的把兄弟

[00:15:08] 我是大哥

[00:15:10] 他是兄弟

[00:15:12] 哪知道我那贤弟林冲受高衙内和高俅的陷害

[00:15:19] 被定成了死罪

[00:15:22] 后经多方打点

[00:15:25] 死罪饶过

[00:15:26] 活罪不免

[00:15:28] 充军发配

[00:15:30] 赶奔沧州牢城营

[00:15:34] 那高俅一计不成

[00:15:36] 又生二计

[00:15:37] 买通两个解差董超

[00:15:39] 学霸在野竹林要害我那兄弟于死地

[00:15:45] 我得知消息之后

[00:15:47] 大闹野猪林

[00:15:49] 把我兄弟给救了

[00:15:51] 一直把他护送到沧州牢城营

[00:15:56] 哪知董超

[00:15:58] 学霸这俩解差回到京城之后

[00:16:02] 对高俅讲了实话

[00:16:04] 高俅派人捉拿佘家

[00:16:09] 筛家呆不得了

[00:16:11] 我一怒之下

[00:16:12] 放火烧了菜园子

[00:16:15] 这才逃亡在外

[00:16:19] 哦 是 是是是

[00:16:21] 那么师兄

[00:16:23] 您现在在什么地方

[00:16:25] 没他妈地方

[00:16:29] 我好像个游魂怨鬼

[00:16:32] 无处终身哪

[00:16:35] 这些日子净打野食吃了

[00:16:39] 我再告诉你

[00:16:41] 我听人给我介绍

[00:16:43] 前面不远是二龙山宝珠寺

[00:16:47] 有个小子叫邓龙

[00:16:50] 我打算进山入伙儿

[00:16:53] 你猜怎么样

[00:16:54] 哦 怎么样

[00:16:56] 这小子连山都没让我上啊

[00:17:02] 问明了来由之后

[00:17:03] 把我拒之门外

[00:17:06] 也是我性如烈火

[00:17:08] 我二人话不投机

[00:17:09] 当场动手

[00:17:11] 被我这一脚把他踢倒在地呀

[00:17:16] 幸亏他手下的爪牙抢救及时

[00:17:20] 把他救回

[00:17:21] 二龙山把寨门紧闭

[00:17:25] 筛家进不去了

[00:17:28] 因此我才到林中休息

[00:17:32] 与贤弟相见哪

[00:17:35] 哦

[00:17:37] 这一说

[00:17:38] 您把二龙山的人给得罪了

[00:17:40] 得罪了

[00:17:42] 我把那王八日子还给踹了一脚

[00:17:48] 杨志一看

[00:17:49] 我也甭去了

[00:17:51] 我去人家也不能收留我

[00:17:55] 怎么

[00:17:55] 杨志呢把自己的所遭所遇跟鲁智深讲了一遍

[00:18:01] 鲁智深乐了

[00:18:04] 咱俩是豁着嘴儿吃肥肉

[00:18:07] 肥也别说谁呀

[00:18:09] 嗯 同病相怜

[00:18:11] 兄弟啊

[00:18:14] 没关系

[00:18:16] 把腰杆儿挺直了

[00:18:19] 还得好好活着

[00:18:22] 从今之后

[00:18:23] 咱哥儿俩别离开了

[00:18:25] 嗯

[00:18:26] 生死与共

[00:18:28] 咱还有个作伴儿的

[00:18:30] 你愿意不

[00:18:32] 师兄我求之不得

[00:18:34] 唉 好了

[00:18:36] 来来 坐下

[00:18:36] 咱俩商量商量

[00:18:39] 你说这二龙山宝珠寺不收留我

[00:18:42] 你去也白去

[00:18:44] 咱下一步应该怎么办呢

[00:18:47] 杨志说

[00:18:48] 那就得动用武力呗

[00:18:52] 鲁智深说

[00:18:53] 动用武力就咱俩人儿也不行啊

[00:18:57] 得找几个帮忙的

[00:18:59] 哎 杨志说 有

[00:19:02] 我新交了个朋友

[00:19:03] 叫操刀鬼曹政

[00:19:06] 离此二三十里

[00:19:08] 他那庄上有不少壮汉

[00:19:11] 鲁智深说 行

[00:19:12] 那咱俩还回去吧

[00:19:14] 找找这曹掌柜的

[00:19:17] 顺着原路

[00:19:20] 青面兽杨志把鲁智深领来见曹政

[00:19:25] 还曹政热情款待

[00:19:29] 一瞅这鲁智深大说大笑

[00:19:32] 大山大叫

[00:19:33] 非常开朗活泼

[00:19:36] 曹政非常高兴

[00:19:38] 一见如故

[00:19:39] 就好像多年的熟人儿差不多

[00:19:42] 设宴款待

[00:19:45] 曹政就问呢

[00:19:48] 问杨志怎么又回来了

[00:19:50] 杨志把经过讲述一遍

[00:19:52] 说

[00:19:52] 邓龙这小子不是东西

[00:19:54] 我去了

[00:19:55] 他也不能收留我

[00:19:57] 你看这怎么办

[00:19:59] 曹政合计了合计

[00:20:01] 嗯

[00:20:03] 那么你们二位的意思

[00:20:05] 我们要用武力攻打二龙山宝珠寺

[00:20:11] 曹政一晃手

[00:20:12] 不行不行不行不行

[00:20:14] 我说二位啊

[00:20:16] 二龙山你们不了解情况

[00:20:20] 一人把关万夫难入啊

[00:20:23] 就有一条路可通宝珠寺

[00:20:27] 而且这个邓龙在这儿不是一天两天了

[00:20:31] 修了三道围墙

[00:20:33] 两座大寨呀

[00:20:34] 那手下好几百人呢

[00:20:37] 慢说你们二位

[00:20:39] 就把我这庄村的人全拉着去了

[00:20:43] 不够人家一顿石头砸的

[00:20:46] 咱们就肋生双翅也飞不进去

[00:20:51] 鲁智深点点头

[00:20:54] 我

[00:20:54] 那么照你这一说

[00:20:56] 我们就去不成了

[00:20:59] 呃

[00:20:59] 话也不能那么说

[00:21:01] 逢强智取

[00:21:03] 遇弱活擒

[00:21:05] 有力使力

[00:21:07] 无力使智吗

[00:21:09] 呃

[00:21:09] 这话说的对

[00:21:11] 那你就使使智

[00:21:13] 你看应该怎么办呢

[00:21:15] 是啊

[00:21:16] 杨志也问

[00:21:17] 唉

[00:21:18] 你看这个曹政这个人呢

[00:21:20] 还真有点头脑

[00:21:22] 手摸着下巴壳儿思索再三

[00:21:27] 哎 有了

[00:21:31] 不过我这个主意啊

[00:21:33] 说出来

[00:21:36] 鲁师傅您可别挑理啊

[00:21:38] 怎么能呢

[00:21:39] 你说吧

[00:21:40] 究竟是怎么办好

[00:21:43] 我看怎么办

[00:21:46] 咱们跟邓龙啊

[00:21:48] 演一出戏

[00:21:50] 呃 鲁师傅呢

[00:21:52] 您哪受点罪

[00:21:55] 拿绳子把您给捆上

[00:21:58] 把您送到二龙山宝珠寺

[00:22:02] 这样他肯定得开门把咱们接进去

[00:22:07] 我就说说

[00:22:09] 我们在饭馆里啊

[00:22:10] 正在营业之时

[00:22:12] 从外边儿进来个胖大的和尚

[00:22:15] 到这儿吃完饭不给钱

[00:22:18] 还把我们手下人给打了

[00:22:20] 我自然不能答应了

[00:22:23] 嗯

[00:22:24] 后来我领着一伙人跟大师傅打起来了

[00:22:28] 大师傅手拍胸脯子自吹自擂

[00:22:31] 说我叫花和尚鲁智深

[00:22:34] 天是王大

[00:22:35] 我是王二

[00:22:37] 我方才去打二龙山去了

[00:22:40] 连山上的大寨主都叫我踢了一脚

[00:22:44] 我还怕谁

[00:22:45] 我吃完饭之后

[00:22:47] 赶奔水泊梁山前去调兵

[00:22:49] 我跟白衣秀士王伦认识

[00:22:52] 要把王伦的人马调来踏平二龙山宝珠寺

[00:22:57] 可我们一听就有点儿害怕了

[00:23:02] 故此在酒里下了蒙汗药

[00:23:05] 表面上跟大师傅赔礼认错

[00:23:09] 哄骗你吃喝

[00:23:11] 结果你上了当了

[00:23:13] 三杯酒入肚

[00:23:15] 被麻倒在地

[00:23:16] 被我们生擒活拿

[00:23:19] 故此

[00:23:19] 我们把你送到二龙山宝珠寺

[00:23:23] 唉

[00:23:24] 那邓龙被你踢了一脚

[00:23:27] 肯定想报复

[00:23:29] 听了我们编的这套词儿

[00:23:32] 肯定还得相信

[00:23:36] 如果把我们带到山顶上去

[00:23:40] 那天下可就是咱的了

[00:23:43] 凭着你们二位盖世的功夫

[00:23:46] 凭着你们的武艺高超

[00:23:49] 还收拾不了一个邓笼吗

[00:23:51] 嗯

[00:23:53] 邓龙要死了

[00:23:54] 群龙无首

[00:23:56] 底下那三四百人儿不得听你玩儿的吗

[00:24:04] 哎 我曹政啊

[00:24:07] 你这小子鬼点子还真多呀

[00:24:10] 好主意

[00:24:11] 好主意

[00:24:13] 杨志也挑大拇指

[00:24:15] 高

[00:24:16] 唉呀

[00:24:17] 就是一点儿啊

[00:24:19] 你给捆上了

[00:24:21] 到那献解这绳扣儿

[00:24:23] 来得及吗 唉

[00:24:24] 曹政说

[00:24:24] 你这放心

[00:24:26] 我没说吗

[00:24:28] 我杀猪宰羊

[00:24:30] 专讲究捆牲畜

[00:24:32] 我会

[00:24:33] 这绳扣儿

[00:24:35] 我呀

[00:24:36] 给系个活扣儿

[00:24:38] 那头儿留着

[00:24:40] 到必要的时候一拽托开了

[00:24:45] 你说这有什么可怕的

[00:24:47] 我呢

[00:24:48] 再给扛着禅杖

[00:24:50] 挎着戒刀

[00:24:52] 到了山顶儿上

[00:24:54] 一定的时候把绳扣一拽开了

[00:24:57] 把禅杖给了大师傅

[00:25:00] 事情不就妥了吗

[00:25:01] 呃 对对对对

[00:25:04] 唉 我曹政啊

[00:25:06] 到时候那扣儿要抖落不开可麻烦了

[00:25:09] 绝无此理

[00:25:10] 你放心吧

[00:25:11] 要既然这样的话

[00:25:13] 不要耽搁

[00:25:14] 按着你的计策行事

[00:25:17] 咱们马上行动