《坐茶监》歌词

[00:00:00] 坐茶监 - 郑君绵/邓寄尘

[00:00:00] 词：佚名

[00:00:00] 曲：Y. Caesar

[00:00:13] 郑：

[00:00:17] Hello邓 Good Morning 亚生

[00:00:19] 邓：

[00:00:20] 喂老郑 吃早餐你请

[00:00:23] 郑：

[00:00:24] 无研究同你去华厦茶厅

[00:00:28] 邓：

[00:00:29] 个度有乜野好呀

[00:00:30] 郑：

[00:00:30] 等我教你啦

[00:00:31] 郑：

[00:00:31] 呢处啡最好 靓点心靓饼

[00:00:35] 邓：

[00:00:36] 粉面靓食西餐重靓

[00:00:39] 郑：

[00:00:40] 饮咖啡吃多士最好搽Jam

[00:00:45] 邓：

[00:00:45] 搽Jam 系

[00:00:46] 邓：

[00:00:48] 喂老郑 我憎死吃饼

[00:00:51] 郑：

[00:00:51] 贪吃鬼你偏偏抝颈 好啦

[00:00:55] 你随便你即管叫喇不惊

[00:01:00] 郑：

[00:01:01] 我大把钱 即管食啦

[00:01:02] 邓：

[00:01:03] 好 伙记 烧鸡半只蟹两件

[00:01:07] VO拔兰地沟梳打

[00:01:11] 蟹黄面牛柳要脾下骨炳

[00:01:15] 邓：

[00:01:16] 喂伙记照单拈嚟

[00:01:18] 哦 好呀 阿生

[00:01:20] 郑：

[00:01:21] 个只野咁识食吓

[00:01:23] 好 捻化他至得

[00:01:25] 邓：

[00:01:26] 喂 老郑呀 你走开去做乜野呀

[00:01:28] 拎左餐嚟啦噃 埋手喇噃

[00:01:31] 我唔拘先 啦吓

[00:01:33] 郑：

[00:01:33] 哎吔 哎吔

[00:01:34] 邓：

[00:01:34] 吓 做乜野呀 胃痛呀 胃痛呀

[00:01:36] 郑：

[00:01:36] 唔是胃痛呀 哎吔 弊啦

[00:01:39] 我肚痛呀 哎吔

[00:01:41] 我个肚作反添

[00:01:43] 你等我一阵

[00:01:44] 我去一去洗手间

[00:01:46] 我就番来架啦 就番来啦

[00:01:48] 邓：

[00:01:49] 好 你有你去到够

[00:01:51] 哈哈 我有我吃到够

[00:01:54] 邓生 郑生请你听电话

[00:01:56] 邓：

[00:01:57] 哦 乜话 郑生叫我听电话

[00:01:59] 哎吔 弊 呢趟领野啦

[00:02:01] 哎吔 死啦 喂喂

[00:02:03] 邓：

[00:02:04] Hello郑不见你我惊

[00:02:07] 郑：

[00:02:07] 喂老邓你今番碰钉呢

[00:02:11] 邓：

[00:02:12] 你无谓离去了华厦茶厅

[00:02:16] 邓：

[00:02:17] 唔好咁捻我丫吓

[00:02:19] 郑：

[00:02:19] 我请咖啡

[00:02:21] 你贪心食餐 餐是靓

[00:02:24] 吃监餐重靓

[00:02:27] 由你惊我松顶阔佬唔听

[00:02:32] 郑：

[00:02:32] 老邓 唔够再叫 唔饱再食

[00:02:35] 邓：

[00:02:35] 喂老郑你不应靠捻

[00:02:38] 郑：

[00:02:38] 抵你死你应该碰钉

[00:02:42] 我计奇妙

[00:02:44] 不怕你平日造人精

[00:02:47] 郑：

[00:02:47] 拜拜

[00:02:48] 邓：

[00:02:48] 喂 收线啦哎吔

[00:02:49] 郑：

[00:02:50] 整铺我叹确无命

[00:02:54] 一身蚁眼泪运成

[00:02:58] 蟹笼密成只蟹钳住装正

[00:03:02] 郑：

[00:03:02] 哎吔 无法

[00:03:03] 鬼叫自己贪心

[00:03:05] 唯有洗干净个八月十五 唉