《第99集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 道德三皇五帝

[00:00:03] 功名夏侯商周

[00:00:07] 五霸七雄闹春秋

[00:00:10] 顷刻兴亡过手

[00:00:14] 青史几行名姓

[00:00:17] 北茫无数荒丘

[00:00:20] 前人撒种后人收

[00:00:23] 无非是龙争虎斗

[00:00:28] 这话说的真是千真万确

[00:00:33] 古往今来

[00:00:36] 大打小打

[00:00:38] 从来就没停止过

[00:00:41] 就是龙争虎斗

[00:00:45] 拿前门书来说

[00:00:47] 窦尔敦在李家林立会大贼魔欧阳天佐

[00:00:55] 欧阳天佐的能耐远不如窦敦

[00:00:59] 但是窦尔敦这人的厚道

[00:01:03] 手下留了情啊

[00:01:06] 大伙儿看的清清楚楚

[00:01:10] 欧阳天佐脸一红

[00:01:12] 哎呀

[00:01:13] 五认输了

[00:01:15] 不认也不行啊

[00:01:17] 众目睽睽耍赖

[00:01:20] 那叫什么英雄豪杰

[00:01:23] 欧阳天佐拎着大烟袋回归

[00:01:27] 本座把头一低

[00:01:29] 是一语皆无

[00:01:32] 正在这时

[00:01:34] 旁边又站起一人来

[00:01:36] 阿弥陀佛

[00:01:40] 窦大侠果然武艺高强

[00:01:45] 老大不才会你一会

[00:01:50] 说话

[00:01:50] 大和尚来到窦墩近前

[00:01:54] 豆一看

[00:01:54] 谁呀

[00:01:56] 红莲罗汉

[00:01:57] 毕坤长老

[00:02:01] 这必坤

[00:02:03] 也是盛英的师兄弟

[00:02:05] 都是爱莲池的弟子

[00:02:09] 想当初

[00:02:10] 颇有名气呀

[00:02:13] 就是现在老了

[00:02:15] 威风也不减当年

[00:02:18] 再看这老和尚

[00:02:20] 红扑扑的脸膛

[00:02:22] 眼睛倍儿亮

[00:02:24] 体格当当的

[00:02:26] 这就是练武术的好处

[00:02:29] 未曾说话

[00:02:31] 带着金属般的回音

[00:02:34] 就见他双掌合十

[00:02:36] 口颂佛号

[00:02:38] 阿弥陀佛

[00:02:42] 窦大侠

[00:02:44] 我真佩服你

[00:02:46] 果然是武林界的后起之秀

[00:02:50] 老衲不才

[00:02:52] 想在台前领教一二

[00:02:57] 窦尔敦以礼相还

[00:03:00] 大师傅

[00:03:01] 我知道您是老前辈

[00:03:04] 武林界享有盛誉

[00:03:07] 早想开开眼界

[00:03:09] 今天德育大师

[00:03:12] 我是三生有幸

[00:03:14] 大师不必客气

[00:03:16] 请你进招

[00:03:18] 还是你先发招吧

[00:03:20] 不

[00:03:21] 还是您先进招

[00:03:25] 怎么可能呢

[00:03:27] 还是你先进招不

[00:03:31] 大师傅

[00:03:32] 我跟谁动手也不首先发招

[00:03:35] 您先进招呵

[00:03:39] 窦尔敦

[00:03:40] 你可够狂的

[00:03:42] 既然如此

[00:03:44] 老衲得罪了

[00:03:48] 再看毕坤长老晃双掌往前近身去

[00:03:54] 窦敦接驾相还

[00:03:56] 两人一来一往就斗在一处

[00:04:01] 四小在后边观战

[00:04:04] 咱没说嘛

[00:04:06] 心都提到嗓子眼儿

[00:04:08] 虽然说他们知道老师有能耐

[00:04:12] 但是人单势孤啊

[00:04:14] 显而易见

[00:04:16] 人家施展的是车轮战

[00:04:19] 下去一个还有一个

[00:04:22] 下去俩还有一对

[00:04:25] 窦尔敦毕竟得好一个精疲力尽

[00:04:30] 稍有不慎

[00:04:31] 是准败无疑呀

[00:04:34] 但这个寺干着急

[00:04:36] 没法过去替换老师

[00:04:39] 到了现在后悔了

[00:04:42] 我们要有本事

[00:04:44] 那何必累老师自己呢

[00:04:47] 哎呀

[00:04:48] 今后过了这一关呢

[00:04:50] 非得好好学不可

[00:04:53] 下苦功夫练成真本事

[00:04:57] 按下他们咱不说

[00:04:59] 单说黄三太在那儿稳稳当当坐着

[00:05:04] 手捻虚髯

[00:05:06] 眼睛不错的盯着战场

[00:05:10] 窦敦发招过世

[00:05:13] 一举一动都看在他的眼里

[00:05:17] 黄三太心里想

[00:05:20] 真行啊

[00:05:22] 这豆墩果然不简单

[00:05:26] 难怪乎那些人败在他的手下

[00:05:29] 这家伙太厉害了

[00:05:32] 我如果跟他身手

[00:05:34] 得采用什么战术

[00:05:36] 怎么样才能赢得了他

[00:05:39] 他心里头也没底呀

[00:05:41] 你别看在那儿坐着

[00:05:42] 他没上场

[00:05:44] 但是比上场也不轻巧

[00:05:48] 再说红莲罗汉

[00:05:50] 毕坤和窦尔敦

[00:05:52] 打斗到50 余个回合

[00:05:56] 他使了一招叫双风贯耳诶

[00:06:00] 双掌夹击窦尔敦的脑袋

[00:06:04] 真给挤上

[00:06:06] 脑袋就得扁了

[00:06:08] 窦尔敦侧身使了一招童子拜佛

[00:06:12] 身子往里一进

[00:06:14] 又使了个大鹏双展翅

[00:06:17] 两臂往左右一分啊

[00:06:19] 开

[00:06:21] 啊

[00:06:21] 爸

[00:06:23] 把毕坤俩胳膊拨拉到旁边去了

[00:06:27] 由于用力过猛

[00:06:29] 毕坤呢

[00:06:30] 俩胳膊几乎是甩出去的

[00:06:33] 胸往前一鼓

[00:06:35] 要倒了

[00:06:36] 没了

[00:06:37] 豆蹲底下

[00:06:38] 这腿就抬起来了

[00:06:41] 用脚尖扣他的新闻

[00:06:44] 抓着一脚就到了

[00:06:47] 毕坤和尚再想躲

[00:06:49] 为时已晚

[00:06:51] 完了

[00:06:54] 但是窦尔敦呢

[00:06:56] 这脚没真点他

[00:06:59] 脚一偏

[00:07:01] 稍微碰到胸脯那么一下

[00:07:03] 然后把腿一勾

[00:07:05] 噌跳出圈外

[00:07:09] 老人家

[00:07:10] 我得罪了

[00:07:14] 毕坤睁开眼睛一看

[00:07:16] 好悬呢哦

[00:07:18] 窦墩没真踢我

[00:07:20] 给我腿下留了情了

[00:07:24] 脸一红

[00:07:26] 双掌合十

[00:07:28] 阿弥陀佛

[00:07:30] 多谢窦施主手下留情

[00:07:34] 惭愧

[00:07:36] 惭愧

[00:07:38] 说着话

[00:07:39] 拜归本队

[00:07:42] 往那一坐

[00:07:43] 是长吁短叹

[00:07:45] 哎呀

[00:07:46] 黄三太所有的朋友一个个是摇头叹息

[00:07:52] 怎么弄的呢

[00:07:54] 让窦墩连胜了两阵呢

[00:07:58] 这些人物都是了不起的人物

[00:08:01] 怎么就不是窦尔敦的对手呢

[00:08:04] 正在这时

[00:08:07] 又站起一个人

[00:08:09] 各位

[00:08:11] 某家不才

[00:08:13] 要会斗而敦

[00:08:17] 这位的声音更洪亮了

[00:08:20] 大家一看站起

[00:08:22] 这个主长得是干净利落

[00:08:25] 浑身穿白

[00:08:27] 遍体挂素

[00:08:29] 上中等个

[00:08:31] 宽膀扇细腰梁面似银盆

[00:08:36] 黑真真八字立剑眉

[00:08:39] 一对大豹子眼儿

[00:08:41] 通关鼻梁方海阔口留着黑胡

[00:08:47] 但是你仔细看

[00:08:49] 那黑胡里头也夹着白的了

[00:08:54] 这人啊

[00:08:55] 也能超过50 岁了

[00:08:57] 在背后背着黄绫子套

[00:09:00] 里边装着亮银盘龙棍

[00:09:05] 谁呀

[00:09:07] 正是响当当了不起的常胜将军飞天玉虎蒋伯芳

[00:09:17] 在三峡界

[00:09:19] 那套书要提起蒋伯芳来

[00:09:23] 无人不知

[00:09:25] 无人不晓

[00:09:26] 号称常胜将军

[00:09:31] 打出事以来

[00:09:32] 棍扫萧金台

[00:09:35] 棍扫萧玉台

[00:09:37] 棍嫂萧凤台

[00:09:40] 棍扫八大锤威名远播呀

[00:09:45] 这小伙子性骄气傲

[00:09:48] 目中无人

[00:09:49] 虽然也栽过跟头

[00:09:52] 也碰过南墙

[00:09:54] 毕竟那是盖世的英雄

[00:09:59] 现在上年纪了

[00:10:02] 但上年纪

[00:10:03] 不算太老

[00:10:05] 自从圣手昆仑侠圣婴退归林下

[00:10:10] 一病不起

[00:10:12] 蒋伯芳金盆洗手

[00:10:15] 不干了

[00:10:16] 回到原籍

[00:10:18] 就算忍了

[00:10:20] 本不想出头

[00:10:23] 但这次黄三太派了专人去了

[00:10:26] 再三恳求

[00:10:28] 要求五叔露面

[00:10:31] 您得给我捧捧场

[00:10:33] 您就不伸手

[00:10:34] 您给我助助威

[00:10:36] 以您的名气

[00:10:37] 就往那儿一坐

[00:10:39] 也煞煞豆墩的威风

[00:10:43] 后来蒋伯芳一想

[00:10:45] 啊

[00:10:45] 情面难却啊

[00:10:47] 老了

[00:10:48] 那么再出出头吧

[00:10:51] 跟三太的关系处的挺好

[00:10:54] 他现在有困难了

[00:10:56] 我能袖手不管吗

[00:10:58] 蒋伯芳是在这种情况下出的头

[00:11:03] 本来他往这儿一坐呀

[00:11:04] 没想伸手

[00:11:05] 说实话

[00:11:07] 他没拿窦尔敦当盘菜

[00:11:11] 心说

[00:11:11] 豆算个什么东西

[00:11:14] 鲁莽之辈

[00:11:16] 还用找我伸手吗

[00:11:18] 但是出乎意料之外

[00:11:21] 他这么一看呢

[00:11:23] 哎哟

[00:11:25] 怪不得三太请我出头呢

[00:11:28] 怪不得请来这么多英雄好汉

[00:11:31] 姓窦的果然厉害

[00:11:35] 蒋八方是干什么

[00:11:37] 练了一辈子的功夫

[00:11:39] 什么高人没会过

[00:11:41] 什么场面没经过

[00:11:43] 这叫行家伸伸手便知有没有啊

[00:11:48] 他一看

[00:11:48] 窦尔墩这能耐可太高了

[00:11:52] 练的是达摩老祖一筋经啊

[00:11:56] 马前一掌金

[00:11:57] 马后一掌银

[00:12:00] 同时看得出来

[00:12:01] 窦尔敦基础雄厚

[00:12:05] 没使多大的劲儿

[00:12:07] 尽管面对强敌

[00:12:10] 还没端出最绝的招数

[00:12:14] 他看了看来的这些人

[00:12:16] 没有一个能剩得了豆蹲的

[00:12:20] 另外

[00:12:21] 蒋伯芳这个人很重义气

[00:12:24] 偷眼观瞧三太太脸上面有难色呀

[00:12:30] 心说

[00:12:31] 我不帮忙

[00:12:32] 谁帮忙啊

[00:12:33] 我已然出了面了

[00:12:35] 就不能坐这儿摆大份儿啊

[00:12:38] 干脆别耗时间了

[00:12:40] 我跟窦士敦比比

[00:12:42] 我相信

[00:12:43] 虽然我上了几岁年纪

[00:12:46] 会逗逗墩

[00:12:48] 还不至于费事

[00:12:51] 他是这么想的

[00:12:53] 所以大吼一声

[00:12:55] 站起来

[00:12:56] 在场的人一看蒋五爷要登场

[00:13:01] 从心往外高兴

[00:13:04] 就蒋伯芳这一站起来

[00:13:07] 在场的人是热烈鼓掌

[00:13:09] 哗

[00:13:13] 哥哥

[00:13:13] 兄弟

[00:13:14] 看

[00:13:14] 五爷要登场

[00:13:16] 那肯定赢啊

[00:13:18] 那可不是吗

[00:13:20] 常胜将军窦尔敦算个景儿啊

[00:13:24] 风跟谁比

[00:13:25] 跟咱们五爷比

[00:13:27] 他是甘拜下风

[00:13:29] 可不是吗

[00:13:30] 可不是吗

[00:13:32] 多数的人都这么认为的

[00:13:35] 一个个腰板拔的挺直

[00:13:39] 看来

[00:13:40] 蒋伯芳这一露面

[00:13:42] 给在场的人很大的鼓舞

[00:13:46] 再说

[00:13:47] 蒋伯芳稳稳当当站起来

[00:13:50] 转过桌子

[00:13:51] 来到窦敦近前

[00:13:57] 窦尔敦呐

[00:13:59] 认识我吗

[00:14:02] 窦尔敦一看就猜了个八九

[00:14:05] 蒋伯芳

[00:14:08] 一看他那个架势

[00:14:10] 那个长相

[00:14:11] 背后背的兵器

[00:14:13] 那还猜不出来

[00:14:15] 窦尔敦一笑

[00:14:18] 如果我没认错的话

[00:14:20] 您是不是就是赫赫有名的飞天玉虎

[00:14:25] 蒋五爷

[00:14:27] 行

[00:14:29] 行啊

[00:14:30] 你真猜对了

[00:14:32] 不才正是蒋伯芳

[00:14:36] 窦大侠

[00:14:37] 咱俩没伸手之前

[00:14:40] 我有件事儿想问问你

[00:14:44] 那好

[00:14:45] 请讲

[00:14:46] 我逗的下

[00:14:48] 我真不明白

[00:14:51] 总镖头

[00:14:52] 黄三太主动提出来

[00:14:56] 要跟你拜把子

[00:14:58] 结兄弟

[00:14:59] 我觉着这是往你脸上贴金呢

[00:15:03] 换个旁人

[00:15:05] 送多少礼

[00:15:07] 走动多大的人情

[00:15:10] 想跟总镖头拜把子

[00:15:13] 没门儿

[00:15:15] 可你有什么了不起的

[00:15:17] 嗯

[00:15:18] 就你能耐再高

[00:15:20] 有几个知道你豆蹲的

[00:15:23] 四两棉花纺一纺

[00:15:26] 上秤称一称

[00:15:28] 你有多大的分量

[00:15:30] 黄三太有多大的分量

[00:15:34] 你们两个人

[00:15:34] 不能同日而语呀

[00:15:37] 因为我们三太好交朋友

[00:15:41] 爱惜人才

[00:15:43] 这才给你架梯子

[00:15:46] 叫你蹬着梯子往上走

[00:15:49] 没想到啊

[00:15:52] 真就应了那句话了

[00:15:53] 你不失恭敬啊

[00:15:56] 你不识好歹呀

[00:15:59] 当然了

[00:16:00] 你有点儿本钱

[00:16:02] 你武艺不错

[00:16:04] 所以你才眼空四海

[00:16:07] 目中无人

[00:16:09] 豆顿

[00:16:10] 你再看看

[00:16:11] 这是李家林

[00:16:14] 你就肋生双翅

[00:16:17] 能走得了吗

[00:16:19] 如果我们大伙儿诚心废你

[00:16:23] 你八个窦尔墩也早死多时了

[00:16:26] 但是我们13 省总镖局的人

[00:16:30] 重的是义气

[00:16:32] 说话绝对算数

[00:16:35] 豆顿

[00:16:36] 你看这个阵势

[00:16:38] 我嘴角一歪歪

[00:16:41] 你多少个铁罗汉也得变成齑粉

[00:16:46] 是这个理儿不

[00:16:49] 我希望你识时务

[00:16:51] 才是俊杰呀

[00:16:54] 你别觉着你自己不含糊

[00:16:57] 强梁人惹祸招灾

[00:17:00] 吃亏可就在眼前呢

[00:17:04] 窦尔敦一听

[00:17:05] 不高兴了

[00:17:07] 心说你蒋伯芳干什么

[00:17:10] 你大言不惭

[00:17:11] 指手划脚

[00:17:12] 当着这么多人的面

[00:17:14] 你来教训我来了

[00:17:16] 说两句就够了

[00:17:18] 你还白活起来

[00:17:20] 没完了

[00:17:21] 窦尔敦冷笑了一声

[00:17:24] 五爷

[00:17:27] 我蓝林的高论

[00:17:30] 请问这是什么地方

[00:17:32] 这是比武的地方

[00:17:34] 比武咱就比武

[00:17:37] 别的甭谈

[00:17:40] 你要说起这些事儿来

[00:17:41] 我要问你

[00:17:42] 李家林比武是谁发起的

[00:17:45] 是黄三太

[00:17:46] 而不是我窦尔敦呢

[00:17:49] 我不愿意这样

[00:17:51] 是你们主动跟我挑战

[00:17:55] 今天把一堆罪责都扣到我头上了

[00:17:59] 嗯

[00:17:59] 恕我万难接受

[00:18:02] 五爷

[00:18:03] 你不是想跟我过过招吗

[00:18:07] 我欢迎

[00:18:08] 干脆咱就捞干的

[00:18:11] 扯别的没用

[00:18:14] 窦尔敦呢

[00:18:15] 从来说话都挺好听

[00:18:18] 跟蒋伯芳说话就变了

[00:18:22] 蒋伯芳哪受得了这个

[00:18:25] 腾的脸就红了

[00:18:26] 好

[00:18:27] 好啊

[00:18:29] 既然敬酒不吃

[00:18:32] 想吃罚酒

[00:18:34] 那我就会你一会

[00:18:38] 就见飞天玉虎往下一撤身

[00:18:42] 唰

[00:18:44] 把长大的衣服闪掉

[00:18:46] 里边短衣襟

[00:18:48] 小打扮

[00:18:50] 把黄绫套解开

[00:18:52] 称一声

[00:18:53] 拽出亮银盘龙棍

[00:18:57] 把大棍在掌中一托

[00:19:00] 窦尔敦呢

[00:19:02] 你身后背的是虎尾三节棍

[00:19:05] 你怎么不使唤呢

[00:19:07] 来吧

[00:19:08] 咱俩来点新鲜的

[00:19:10] 我这亮银盘龙棍要会会你的虎尾三节棍

[00:19:18] 窦尔敦心里清楚

[00:19:20] 蒋伯芳为什么要比兵刃

[00:19:25] 可以想象得出

[00:19:26] 蒋伯芳的长项就是棍

[00:19:30] 棍扫萧金台

[00:19:32] 棍扫莲花湖

[00:19:35] 棍会八大锤呀

[00:19:37] 他练棍那是一绝呀

[00:19:41] 窦尔敦心说

[00:19:42] 好

[00:19:44] 这个机会

[00:19:45] 我绝不能错过

[00:19:47] 利用比武

[00:19:49] 我长长见识

[00:19:50] 跟他学几招

[00:19:53] 兜军想到这儿

[00:19:55] 不敢掉以轻心

[00:19:57] 把长大的僧衣款掉

[00:20:00] 把带子嘣嘣嘣

[00:20:03] 连紧紧扣

[00:20:04] 抖擞精神

[00:20:06] 探胳膊

[00:20:07] 伸手拽出虎尾三截棍

[00:20:12] 他这三节棍是三节

[00:20:15] 中间有环子

[00:20:17] 连着有茶杯口

[00:20:19] 粗细分量是加重而又加重

[00:20:25] 把三级棍在手中一抄

[00:20:27] 练了个举火烧天式亮开门户

[00:20:32] 跟蒋伯芳两个人四目相对

[00:20:36] 屏息凝神

[00:20:38] 谁也不愿意先进招

[00:20:43] 别看不进招

[00:20:45] 脚可没闲着

[00:20:47] 两个人身形转动

[00:20:49] 转转转转转转转转

[00:20:52] 来回转动着

[00:20:56] 干嘛呀

[00:20:57] 伺机而发

[00:20:59] 转来转去转去转来

[00:21:02] 飞天玉虎有点沉不住劲儿了

[00:21:04] 往前一跟步

[00:21:06] 双手抓着一头

[00:21:08] 把亮银盘龙棍就抡开了

[00:21:11] 到耳蹲

[00:21:13] 你接棍

[00:21:15] 嗯

[00:21:17] 泰山压顶

[00:21:19] 就是一棍

[00:21:21] 窦尔敦一看

[00:21:23] 这力气可够足的啊

[00:21:26] 都说飞天玉虎有劲儿

[00:21:30] 我呀

[00:21:31] 接你一下

[00:21:32] 我看究竟有多大的劲儿

[00:21:35] 想到这儿

[00:21:36] 啪

[00:21:38] 使了个马步往这一站

[00:21:40] 这叫站桩

[00:21:42] 两臂一抖

[00:21:43] 三节棍横着往上一接

[00:21:46] 啊开哟

[00:21:48] 咔啦咔啦咔啦咔咔咔咔

[00:21:52] 亮银盘龙棍正砸到三节棍上

[00:21:57] 您说多大的劲儿

[00:22:00] 把飞天玉虎的亮银蟠龙棍封起来

[00:22:04] 有五尺多高

[00:22:07] 您可听明白了啊

[00:22:08] 不是说撒手飞了

[00:22:11] 就是把那棍子绷起挺高来

[00:22:15] 蒋伯芳这身子一摘

[00:22:18] 歪噔噔噔往后退了三步

[00:22:22] 飞天

[00:22:23] 玉虎就觉着两臂发麻呀

[00:22:27] 两个掌心发烫

[00:22:31] 蒋伯芳心说

[00:22:33] 行啊

[00:22:34] 窦尔敦

[00:22:35] 你敢接我这棍

[00:22:37] 说明真不含糊

[00:22:41] 豆蹲呢

[00:22:43] 震得身子也一晃

[00:22:45] 啊噔噔退了两步

[00:22:49] 也觉着膀臂发麻

[00:22:51] 掌心发热

[00:22:53] 虎口发酸

[00:22:55] 嗯

[00:22:57] 心说

[00:23:00] 姓蒋的威风不减当年

[00:23:03] 好大的劲儿啊

[00:23:05] 看来今天我们俩是一场生死决斗