《Like a Surgeon》歌词

[00:00:00] Like A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

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[00:00:14] I finally made it through med school

[00:00:18] 我终于从医学院毕业了

[00:00:18] Somehow I made it through

[00:00:23] 不知不觉，就毕业了

[00:00:23] I'm just an intern

[00:00:24] 我现在还只是实习医生

[00:00:24] I still make a mistake or two

[00:00:29] 还会犯一两个小错

[00:00:29] I was last in my class

[00:00:33] 我曾是班上最后一名

[00:00:33] Barely passsed at the institute

[00:00:37] 差点没通过学院考试

[00:00:37] Now I'm trying to avoid yah I'm trying to avoid

[00:00:44] 现在，我极力避免，极力避免

[00:00:44] A malpractise suit

[00:00:48] 医疗事故诉讼

[00:00:48] Hey like a surgeon

[00:00:52] 嘿，就像外科医生

[00:00:52] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:00:56] 第一次做手术

[00:00:56] Like a surgeon

[00:01:00] 就像外科医生

[00:01:00] Organ transplants are my line

[00:01:04] 我的专业是器官移植

[00:01:04] Better give me all your gause nurse

[00:01:07] 最好给你所有的病历

[00:01:07] This patient's fading fast

[00:01:12] 这个病人出现了并发症

[00:01:12] Complications have set in

[00:01:15] 就快要死了

[00:01:15] Don't know how long he'll last

[00:01:19] 不知道他还能坚持多久

[00:01:19] Let me see that I V

[00:01:23] 让我看看，静脉注射

[00:01:23] Here we go - time to operate

[00:01:26] 开始吧，手术时间到了

[00:01:26] I'll pull his indsides out pull his insides out

[00:01:34] 我会把他内脏拿出来，拿出来

[00:01:34] And see what he ate

[00:01:38] 看看他吃过些什么

[00:01:38] Like a surgeon hey

[00:01:41] 就像外科医生，嘿

[00:01:41] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:01:45] 第一次做手术

[00:01:45] Like a surgeon

[00:01:49] 就像外科医生

[00:01:49] Here's a waiver for you to sign

[00:01:56] 签了这个免责书吧

[00:01:56] Woe woe woe

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[00:02:08] It's a fact - I'm a quack

[00:02:12] 事实上，我是个庸医

[00:02:12] The disgrace of the A M A

[00:02:16] 是医学会的耻辱

[00:02:16] 'Cause my patients die yah my patients die

[00:02:23] 因为我的病人

[00:02:23] Before they can pay

[00:02:27] 在他们付款之前，就死了，死了

[00:02:27] Like a surgeon hey

[00:02:31] 就像外科医生，嘿

[00:02:31] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:02:35] 第一次做手术

[00:02:35] Like a surgeon

[00:02:39] 就像外科医生

[00:02:39] Got your kidneys on my mind

[00:02:43] 不停想着你的肾脏

[00:02:43] Like a surgeon ooh like a surgeon

[00:02:49] 像个外科医生，哦，外科医生

[00:02:49] When I reach inside

[00:02:51] 当我用手术刀，钳子，牵引器

[00:02:51] With my scalpel and my forceps and retractors

[00:02:58] 碰到身体内部的时候

[00:02:58] Oh oh oh oh woe oh

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[00:03:06] Ooh baby yah

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[00:03:13] I can hear your heartbeat

[00:03:17] 我能听见你的心跳

[00:03:17] For the very last time

[00:03:22] 最后一次的心跳