《The Budgie Song》歌词

[00:00:02] The Budgie Song - John Williamson

[00:00:15] Well it cost me thirty bucks to fix my budgie

[00:00:18] When the little blighter only cost me five

[00:00:22] The veterinary surgeon saw me coming

[00:00:25] But I had to keep my feathered friend alive;

[00:00:29] He was shaking on his perch the kids were crying

[00:00:31] The family gathered round his little cage

[00:00:36] I said I think it’s time we got a new one

[00:00:39] That’s when the family went into a rage

[00:00:44] Oh the waiting room ponged like a rat house

[00:00:48] With heart worms and lung worms and lice

[00:00:51] And a Persian had her eye on the shoebox

[00:00:55] I suppose she thought our budgie might be nice

[00:00:58] Well the bird shit on the veterinary surgeon

[00:01:01] I heard him say the dirty little chick

[00:01:05] Guess he wondered why I didn’t use my brains

[00:01:09] And hit him over the head with a brick

[00:01:12] Oh antibiotics for his color

[00:01:16] Two drops a day on his beak

[00:01:19] Some powder on the nose for his feathers

[00:01:23] And clean out his cage twice a week

[00:01:40] Well it cost me thirty bucks to fix my budgie

[00:01:44] When the little blighter only cost me five

[00:01:47] And the bludger wakes me early in the morning

[00:01:50] It’s got me puzzled how he survives

[00:01:54] One night I’ll feed him to the tom cat

[00:01:57] Instead of worrying about him when we go away

[00:02:01] No-one wants to feed a shitty budgie

[00:02:04] When everyone’s on holiday

[00:02:08] Oh antibiotics for his color

[00:02:11] Two drops a day on his beak

[00:02:15] Some powder on the nose for his feathers

[00:02:18] And clean out his cage twice a week